Ask a west australian anything

so how's, uh ... i dunno. How many people in your town/suburb or whatever?

wheres west austalia

>>719282149
I think around 80,000 where i live, but p sure that figure is for like, the whole shire or whatever which is pretty big

>>719281967
are there many cane toads?

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6063 represent

>>719282309
West enough for airfares to be cheaper going to indonesia than to go to melbourne lmao

>>719282405
Too far south for those.... for now. But yeah apparently they're up north. I was from queensland originally and kids used to put them in prams and dress them up, just don't squeeze the venom glands

Have you ever been in a fight with a kangaroo?

>>719282465
wheres inonesia

>>719282613
Nah, just chased them out of backyard

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What do you think of those new Zealand faggots
Just a bunch of greasy meth monkeys who suck biker cocks day and night
AMIRITE

>>719283006
I wish i could judge em but i live down the road from a bikie pub and places don't take paypass because of meth heads everywhere

What firearms have you used/are available? Heard that these died down after Port Arthur happened.

6030 fag here

>>719281967
What type of meals do you eat?

>>719283255
Damn dude. I'm from Alberta Canada. I would like to visit Australia one day, not be a fag and stick to the resorts I wanna go hunt crocodiles and mix with them native folk. How much $$$ would I need if I just camped out and wanted to stay a month. Can you rent guns in Australia? Can you rent an outback livin' Australian in Australia? Like a guide with a gun and a Jeep and all that good stuff?

>>719283592
weres 6030

>>719283482
Me personally, never fired a gun. Can only really get shotguns and bolt action rifles IF you own a large property. Other guns must be kept at the range, purely for target shooting. Hard to get firearms license. Illegal guns are expensive and p much only owned by bikies/meth heads. I could be wrong about the licensing but that's what i remember from mates who had em

>>719283706

Dude, just head down to, like, Wyoming or some shit. All the guns and adventure you can handle. And infinitely cheaper.

>>719283706
Yooooo i've been to alberta, loved it man. Hate to break it to ya but none of that is possible, hah. If you wanted to camp out it's cheap, like around 20 a night for powered sites in my experience, that said plenty of places you could camp illegally and not get caught. Your main expenses are food and alcohol, everything is expensive here, more expensive than over east. Like probably $15 canadian dollars for a six pack. Also cigs are like $20 a pack. As for rent-an-aussie, you probably can but i mean, go to an outback pub and get wankered and you might find someone for free

>>719281967
Thank you Bruce.

>>719283686
I pretty much eat indian or mexican most of the time, ingredients are cheap

How many countries have you tasted beer from?

Which is your personal favorite of the Australian beers?

Which American beer do you hate the least?

How much trouble would I be in, from a legal standpoint, for beating the shit out of a kangaroo in a sanctioned, refereed boxing match?

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>>719284113
That sure sounds like fun Bruce I will make it one day, I could probably get by with a large knife and 2000$ I reckon'. Including the plane Fare and all.
Have a good day

WA has the best beaches on the planet.

>>719284378
I actually quit drinking but

Swan Draught for a nice cheap longneck, and coopers pale ale if i wanted to spend a bit more.

And sierra nevada, which is over $20 a six pack here lmao

And probably none at all because kangaroos are considered pests

>>719284436
No wokkas m8

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>>719284096
I'm not going to America hahaha

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>>719284721
Actually one more Bruce
You ever seen the trailer park boys?
Is it on TV in Australia?

>>719284810
Yeah dardy i seen it, but nah not on tv, just download it, same with nearly every show from not australia land

How's it garn you isolated fucks
Ever been to the east coast aka civilised Australia, the other side of the FUCKING NULLABOR
Costs less to fly to new Zealand

Although I must say
Thanks for Make them Suffer and Illyria, as well as Ormsby guitars , hope to visit one day

>>719281967
Why do you grope sand?

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>>719284670
This

>>719285063
Hahahaha fuck man, i went to school with the illyria guys, didn't realise how successful they were til i googled it

>>719285142
Hard not to when the beaches are so nice

>>719285358
Too bad it's too hot to enjoy them.

>>719281967
many species of poisonous spiders you met in his house?

>>719285507
>too hot

If the beach lifestyle isnt your thing because you are an overweight neckbeard scared to show your man boobs then just say so. WA will never be your thing.

Pity though because WA beaches are a literal walkabout erection with all the fine tuppy on show.

thank you Bruce

>>719285770
> tuppy
Get out of here you fucking boong

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6501 Cloverdalefag here

>>719286186
Ahhhh tuppy, one of my favourite words

>>719285694
Been bitten by redbacks twice so far in me life

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>>719286186
>Get out of here

I would if i could stand up

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How are you gonna do it? Noose? Gun?

>>719286308
How's getting all your shit stolen going

>>719285770
>literally burning your feet on the sand

Beach is fine when you're not living in a desert wasteland like WA.

What's it like living in the least relevant state in Australia?

>>719286628
s'alright. House I got's pretty good for that, the layout means there's no way to get in from the front or left side.

Street crime is a bit more of a worry though. Not a good idea to walk around at night. Not half as bad as Armadale, but still not great.

>>719286832
It was great til everything stopped being great and you drongo cunts took all our GST to boot

>>719286737
>desert wasteland

That is literally why people come here.

Enjoy your rain

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Why aren't you on /pol/ shitposting?
> MFW this guy

>>719286832
You mean the only state earning the country some money?

>>719286946
Because i'm not a one nation voter probably

>>719287005
Not anymore lol

>>719287307
Nope. You're all the same...

>>719287352
What? We are killing the pig with our balance of trade.

70% of the worlds aluminium comes from WA and half the steel. Most of the nickel.

WA is doing just fine.

>>719282314
Bunbury detected

>>719287566
Maybe you're right, but work everywhere is slow and most people i know have lost their jobs

>>719281967
How's your mining bust going?

>Me being South Australian master race.

How does it feel to know that you're state took the only good thing going for it and fucked it all away, and now you're begging for handouts.

Fucking leeches.

>>719286904
Re Straight outta Armadale here.House locked down just hoping to survive til morning...

In reality though, Fuck all danger walking around at night, Just make sure all your shit is bolted down so the methies can't take it.

6056 reppin mad dog

>>719287707
south Australia worst Australia.

>NSW or nothing, just spent the last 3 years in the northern territory.

>>719287667
Just tell them to work at the cas.
That shitholes always hiring

>>719287737
Fucking methed up cunts getting worse aye

>>719287707
>SA getting way more GST than it earns
>calls a state getting 1/3 of what it earns a leech
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>719281967
THANK YOU BRUCE

>>719287667
That is because the mining *construction* boom is over. Over the last decade we built and comissioned more than 50 mines. That employed alot of people. Now that the mines have switched to production there is a much less work to do.

Its transitional. People will find other things to do.

The underlying economy is still very strong. Just got to stop the east coast from leeching on it too hard while everything adjusts.

6064 dard

>>719287940
Fuck off convict.

>>719281967
Is your name Dylan?

>>719288033
Accurate, my family came here on a prison boat in the 1700s

>>719287707
>being this clueless
>admitting it on the internet

>>719287940
nah QLD is worst australia, then SA, unless you count TAS as a part of australia, or people from TAS as human

Thank You Bruce

>>719283729
Ridgewood, a bit north of Joondy, near the barbagello racetrack

>>719288169
now cmon mate.

I hate QLD and SA but you can't pretend Northern Territory is anything more than swamps, aboriginals and crocs.

>>719286904
>Street crime is a bit more of a worry though

You have niggers?

>>719288393
Nah, just white trash and some aboriginals. It's not a BIG issue but if you're walking around after midnight, you should probably avoid anyone you see.

Non-abo black guys in Aus are usually pretty chill. Loud as fuck and they can get on your nerves though

Are you an Ellenbrook rat?

>>719288340
yeah and uluru, it still has less shitcunts though hey, hella hippylike, not as shit as QLD in my shitty, smallminded opinion

>>719288340
Depends what you're into. If you like doing whatever you want NT is the place for that.

>>719288562
better than being from derro gero or methdurah

>>719288616
But not at all better than Rockingham

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>>719288581
I considered mentioning that, but figured it would fall under aboriginals

iirc QLD brings in some GST. They're basically shitty eastern WA.

>>719288597
Yeah okay that's a fair argument I guess
NT also has the NT News which is a national treasure

>>719286946
B-but I am.

>>719288703
Armadale by the coast

>>719288804
I fucking spent well over a year in Armahole. Its both one of the most fucking hilarious places to live and one of the sketchiest.

>>719281967
Fuck you, Bruce.

>>719281967
Thank tou burce

>>719281967
Onya bruce

Do you know that dude in Primitive Technology? Dude is awesome tbh, big fan. Also war with Indonistan WHEN??

>>719281967
nigger can I even post again

>>719291517
oh cool I can
fuck you chink moot for banning all Telstra IPs

>>719291547
all Telstra IPs are banned?