Whats the worse pain /b/ has faced?

this thread.

Severed my thumb

>>719281815
Blue Balls

>>719281815
I ruptured my sartorius muscle

>>719281815
>legos
>muh dicc
>etcetc

>>719281815
salmonella poisoning

>>719281815
cluster headaches

Ruptured my anterior cruciate ligament

Knees don't bend sideways

got a paper cut once

>>719281815
>IBS
>Threw my back out
>Hit in the balls
>Tazed
>Kidney Stone

>>719281815
thats literally me in ops fuckin pic lol wtf

uhh that was pretty bad

>>719281815
When your didnt swallow you like I told her to

Tooth abscess I had to pay out of my pocket for the removal so I had to wait a long time to save up the cash. Absolute pain consumed my whole head and neck, after awhile I'd just scream in a pillow. It even consumed my mind to the point where I couldn't even think straight.

>>719282163
Proof timestamp the (you) you didn't earn

>>719282087
deep deep pain

>>719282069
How bad is it ?? And do you know if you have it

>>719281815
Gout. Sounds funny but that shit was mind blowingly painful.

>>719281815
staying alive

>>719281815
I don't know.

I've broken my leg, my ankle (other leg), cracked 3 ribs all at different times. I've nearly lost 2 fingers, luckily I didn't.

Anyway they all sucked and I don't know which was worst.

>>719281815
Pulled out one of my toenails with pliers as a dare. White blinding pain.
I have done this a total of 3 times now.

>>719282246
Yeah, I deleted the post after I realized I didn't really want to get into it. But thanks, anon.

I had a flair up of diverticulitis last 4 months. Was in the hospital 6 times for it.

>>719282211
Toothaches in general are motherfuckers. I feel your pain /b/ro

>>719281996
Had this. Can confirm was agony.
Went for almost a week. Fucked

>>719281815
>sliced 5cm down between my thumb and pointer finger on my right hand, down to the palm, whilst using a circular saw.
>No sensation in the area for over a year
>made wanking 10x better, i consider it a win to this very day.

>>719281815
Toothy blowjob

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This one time I hit my pinky toe against the corner of my bed. fuck, fam I was gone for about a week lowkey fell into shock. I'm probably still in shock to this day tbh. I'm just happy I fully recovered and now I live a happy life with my wife and two kids

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>Get burned pretty bad over legs, arms, and face
>Spend night in the ER, trying to ease my pain.
>Next day they take a cheese slicer to my wounds

Ya, that fucking hurt.

Kidney stone came out of my dick when i came.

Years ago I suddenly collapsed on the floor from low abdominal pain one time, probably something to do with prostate.

Then one time I deadlifted with shitty form, next morning I couldn't get up from the bed because of the back pain.

Popped my hand in hot oil while cooking once

Accidentally ended up with a hatchet in my right shin. Fun day!

>>719282400
Thas salty

i got surgery on my inner ear. ive never felt that kinda pain for so long in my life.

>>719282069
I used to have this every year during winter season. Cured it by quitting smoking. In my worst times, I had to snort cayenne pepper to distract the pain receptor. It was truly the most painful experience.

>>719282389
You win, sir

>>719282400
kek'd and check'd
>>719282406
Had the same thing happen to me when I deadlifted with shit form, sucks.

>>71928239
Holy shit

Dentist had to kill a nerve in my tooth. The anesthetic wasn't enough. Shit was brutal. I almost had tears coming out of my eyes from the pain but managed to hold it together.

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>>719282087

>>719282459
Can you even compare it to migraines or is it far more painful

>>719281815
had my leg broke off and it had to be drilled and tapped back in to the bone, i did it without morphine. most intense pain ever

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One time I was constipated for 2 weeks and could not for the life of me shit. The turd right by my asshole was so fucking large . I couldnt push it out.

So I finally decided to give myself an enema. Within 2 minutes I emptied out my entire colon or so I thought
There was more to come but my stomach hurt so bad I fell on the floor fetal position and shit flew out and piled on the floor .

Never again.

I laid on the floor covered in shit for about an hour

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>>719281815
I am HLAb25 homozygous

FML

>>719282400
Bet you didnt see that coming

>>719282552
Meaning what

>>719282523
Thanks.

>>719281815

Empathy pains while watching my wife give birth to her son.

Stepdad used to fuck me every morning before he left to work. My asshole was gaping and bleeding the whole day.

Oh and yesterday I hit my hand on my desk by accident.

Kneed in the balls at school and had the left one split right down the middle.

>>719282266
This is really bad, like poking a red hot knife in the front of your brain. Like Alex in A Clockwork Orange; you just want to snuff it. My physician told me after a week of agonising attacks.

>>719282607
Is he in jail now?

>>719282607
Kek

>>719282607
Did he make you suck his cock clean before he left?

When they spew some kind of irritating powder into my lungs to fix it when it collapsed.
Double aneasthetic and still felt like anthrax

>>719281815
The fact that she doesn't love me.

>>719282607
That's hot

>>719282665
No, waiting for him to cum home. Gotta blow him

>>719282766
0/10

>>719281815
Kidney stones/thread

Anal fissure

>>719282766
Family goals

Torn acl/mcl

Shits weak m8

>>719282117
You're lucky you survived.

Not getting dubs

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>>719281980
You stepped on legos with your dick?

Stepped on lego while slamming toe against table

>>719281815
living

>>719282852
kek

Trigeminal Neuralgia

The feeling of a hot burning knife repeatedly stabbing you in the face was a good day.

>>719282399
Got more pics of skin getting sliced off?

got shot

>>719282581
HLAb25 is a normally nonfunctional gene which when you're homozygous for the functional copies you develop a condition where as you age, your bones fuse togeather.

This is now restricting my movement and causing great pain.

As it turns out its a anglo genetic disorder.
The more northern European / British you are the more change you have of at least being a carrier

>>719281815
Post-surgery of an ingrown nail I let get worse for a year and a half. After the anesthesia wore down I felt the biggest pain I ever experienced.

I second place, I'd say this time when as a kid I got beat up by other kids at a family reunion. It was the first time I couldn't sleep at night because I was hurt like hell and scared even when we got home and my parents slept around me.

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>>719281972

sounds painful

>>719282301
Razor sharp edge

>>719281815
Breaking my arm.

>>719282506

what did he say?

I had an infection inside my knee. Hurt pretty bad.

root abscess

>>719281970

fuuuuucking this

>>719282534
Imagine having a needle repeatedly poking the back of your eye. It's the kind of pain that only gets worse the more you fight it.

>>719282922
thank you kindly

Both my hips were destroyed and got double hip replacement that was not fun

>>719282555
it was horrible, nice trips

Fucking my step son every morning and just now figuring out he doesn't love me

>>719282069
Same. Monthly attacks. I've looked down the barrel of a gun so many times because of this.

Felt the fork scrape my tooth the other day while eating and it made that high pitch sound.

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>>719283007
Dad stop

>>719282555
Check'd n kek'd

>>719281815
Pain of no qt gf

>>719282211
Have to pay to survive : 'Merica ! Greatest country in the world ! (Frenchfag speaking, with my free helthcare)

>>719281815
an elbow being chipped and the fragment floating in my arm

Hernia that I kept secret between 12 and 17. Literal constant pain. So autistic, so long

>>719281815
A friend from childhood slammed me by iron rod. My back hurt so hard that I couldn't breath and fall on the ground, crying and choking. I couldn't move twenty minutes. This faggot run away because he didn't want troubles.

>>719282641
I've had 7 concussions in my life. 4 grade 1, and 3 grade 2. The result is scar tissue on the frontal lobe of my brain. I suffer from focal point migraines, where it feels like someone is driving nails into my skull. It's fucking debilitating. I feel your pain anon. The worst part about them is that nothing you do makes the pain any easier to handle.

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Got high on some random NBOMe, swallowed the blotter paper and start puking my guts out after one hour. I passed out after i started to puke blood, while hallucinating and hearing voices.

>>719281815
souce on op pic

>>719282889
Google Debridement

>>719283115
I hope that kid was fucked by his stepdad.

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>>719283007
I..uhm.

The torture of trying to learn all the blue mage spells in ffxi.

the pain of not being accepted by society

>>719282555
Checked

>>719283026
Quit smoking, inhale pure oxygen during an attack, and sometimes drinking coffee / tea help prevent it before it happens. You're not alone.

I slammed a kid with an iron rod. He fell down and couldn't breathe. I ran home because I couldn't bare the emotional pain I was going through. The regrets were crushing my soul. I got over it though.

>>719283138
Have had 4 concussions myself, 3 grade2 and 1 grade3.

Can confirm, no amount of pain meds help. Even something like opana doesn't help

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>>719283007

6.5mm kidney stone passed naturally

>>719281996
This.
>>719282069
And this, also with migraines that takes half my vision and numbed parts of my body. They would last a whole day, would be left with what was comparable to a bad hangover.

Tore a ligament, which hurt like fuck. My wisdom teeth also grew in at an angle, pushing my other teeth together, shattering a couple molars. Needed a root canal because of it. I have decent pain tolerance now though.

>>719283258
Anon, any advice for someone who has really bad migraines? They seem to come and go every few weeks, and it completely disables me, if i'm not in a dark, silent room, i get nauseous, and the pain is simply unbearable.

had to have a circumcision due to severe phimosis. to this day question why parents didn't have it done when I was a baby so I wouldn't remember.

ITT: unfortunate cunts

Got shot in the back of my leg.

>>719283152
Sounds fucked up!

>>719283400
Did you take and meds? It sounds like vision related, you might want to try to get your eyes checked.

I have spinal problems and sometimes after walking awhile if I move wrong I can get severe sharp piercing pain from my low back down both my legs. (sciatica) I don't even mean to cry but my eyes just instantly tear up from the pain.

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>>719281815
Shattered my forearm snowboarding. The pain wasn't too bad, I didn't even know I had broken it.. But then I tried to stand up, using my arm to push myself up. I saw it bend under my weight and the bone splinters were poking into the surrounding tissue.

Piercing my dick was pretty bad too.

Also, 12 hours past surgery for my broken mid carpal bone when the opiates started to wear off and the swelling was going up through the cast.
>pic related

>>719283313
Did the grade3 come with any lasting side effects? Ever since my last grade 2 I have trouble with my short term memory. I work on cars for a living, and some days I can look at bolt, know it's a 10mm, and by the time I walk over to the tool box, I forget which size bolt I'm looking for. Shit sucks man. And you're right, even opana doesn't touch those fucking headaches. I even tried snorting heroin a few times out of desperation. The pain barely lowered, even while I was nodding.

>>719283400
The best thing to take is shrooms man. The psilocin in them for some reason immensely reduces migraine/cluster headache pain for months at a time.

Talk to your doctor, they can administer this medically if you cannot find any yourself

was allergic to my own sweat for a while, felt like 100 bees were stringing me all over my body every time i would sweat, and you would be surprised how often you sweat without actually knowing it, i couldn't drop a pen without experiencing the pain, anything that made me nervous, anxious, surprised, any thing more than a slow walk, would bring on the pain.. it was misery

>>719283405
Maybe because they wanted you to have a choice. you ungrateful son of a bitch?

>>719283507
For me, the worst part was the fact that i was gagging hardcore and barely puking anything. I could feel my entire body cramping and contracting as i tried to drink water and eat something. Hopefully i had a couple of friends with me, and they called an ambulance as soon as i passed out.

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>>719282069
>cluster headaches
oh fuck off...
it's all in your head

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>>719281815

>>719283388
I get the vision distorting, body numbing migraines too, they're a fucker. A few joints really helps with the symptoms though. condenses the horror to a few hours rather than 24 hours

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>>719283664

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I once got horribly sunburnt all over.
Thought to myself "peppermint oil is cooling"
So put raw, undiluted peppermint oil onto damaged skin, at which point it becomes a neuro toxin.

I remember thrashing about on the bathroom floor like a fish out of water, unable to roar in pain as it was so intense it took my breath away.

Hands down the stupidest thing I've done in a long while.

>>719283553
My knuckle got caught on an opening cab door while I was biking.

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>>719283522
Most doctors i've been to say it's because i stare at computer screens for to long. I've been drinking tea and trying my best to push trough it. I get auras every now and them, brightly colored zig-zag lines that partially obstructs my vision.

>>719281815
"Jigsaw blade" that's the saw from a huge ass sawfish. Kek abbos make them into makeshift weapons.

Fractured my liver when I was 8

>>719283604
Just like you I experience short term memory loss. Coupled with that it brought on mood swings like a motherfucker. I have trouble completing thoughts at times too and the frustration of knowing that I can't complete those thoughts pisses me off to no fucking end.

Tore my bango string trying a position with the gf, never forget the blood dripping between my fingers :s

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>>719281815
seeing her with another guy

i had a testicular torsion.. one of my testicles got twisted.. and i don't mean twisted whole.. i mean taking like an inflated balloon and twisting it to make like a doll or something. shit hurts

>>719283631
I did shrooms more than once. It's just that money is short atm, and it's really difficult for doctors to approve these kinds of things where i live. Psilocin really does help.

>>719282716

are you getting off of on this faggot?

>>719283779
Normal city biking or something that involved adrenaline? The pic related knuckle split I had was from skateboarding, hit my head like a motherfucker and didn't even notice my hand being this fucked up for a good minute. Then I saw I had no knuckle left, lol. Pain wasn't that bad at this point because of the adrenaline.

I cracked my tooth and cut my gum when I smacked my head on a steel coat peg. Before I get asked it was a dare and me and my mates where hammered.

>>719281815
Ingrown toenail, ex gf cut it way to far off and it got infected been 3 months still trying to grow it out worse pain i've been through considering i need to put thick work socks on everyday, every step hurts legit want to cut the cunt off, cbf getting nail removed because i've only heard bad things about that.

testicular torsion, where the stringy inside the sack bit that holds your balls is twisted round itself. Worst part is that I went through all that when I actually want to have srs because I'm transgender.
>inb4 KYS

>>719283936
Fuck man, that's unfortunate. Best of luck

>>719283843
Well, I've always been a rather angry person, so if there are mood swings related to the concussions, I haven't really noticed them, unless they're just slightly more frequent.

And is it just your train of thought getting derailed, or is it like, you just can't vocalize the thoughts? Cus I get that a lot, I know what I want to say, but it just won't come out. Frustrating as a motherfucker man.

>>719281815
Pancreatitis, you weak mother fucking anons. They give you a drug that fucks you up for a little while that is supposed to be 10x stronger that morphine. it feels like floating up to the gates of heaven, and yet the pain is still there. you just sorta don't give a fuck about it because you're so high.

>>719283890
Ouch, i feel ya dude

>>719281815
ingown toenail surgery was hell and after the pain killers left went through hell

>>719283553
Also female on male rape. (ex girlfriend)
>no one believes you
especially when she did it completely out of spite, and then proceeded to tell everyone around her, including my friends that I raped HER.
>not even my friends asked for my view on the events
>no one 'wanted to get involved', although they all comforted her
>leave town
>still suicidal

>>719283998
I've had that shit anon, although very minor and without proper blood loss. Shit is awful and so panic inducing.

>>719284091
>still suicidal

What's stopping you?

>>719283969
There's a chance they can fix it without removing the whole toenail. For me, they poked gauze under the corner of the nail (yes, this sounds painful as fuck, but it relieves some of the pain in minutes, and pushes your nail out in about a week)

>>719284023
I have had anger issues before but it wasn't until I scrambled my eggs that I started to become a bitter fuck. And it's both, I will be at work(concrete) and I fucking know what I need to be doing but I draw a blank for minutes at a time sometimes. And when I'm speaking, my thought quickly derails itself mid sentence and I just have to say fuck it and try later if I can recall it. Doesn't always happen, but it happens at least a couple of times daily

>>719284167
Family, but I've figured they're better off without me anyways. Making my final arrangements as we speak.

>>719283664
CARLOS

TL;DR

GoKart driving shaft impaled my leg, pinned me to the seat and drove into a wall. I was 6. Only proof is a scar on my knee that never fully healed.

>>719283152
NBOMe ain't orally active son.
DOx mayhaps

>>719281815
I had an osteoid osteoma in my right tibia, started with slight pain. Thought it was shin splints. Then as the tumor grew it started to break my bone from the inside splitting it like a piece of wood. Had to wait 4 months for surgery..

>tfw at 18 I had to feel my bone breaking every day for 4 months with only low dose pain killers to help.

25 now, leg still aches sometimes.

>>719283092
we have free healthcare where i live but dental isnt covered

>>719281815
Living

>>719284400
Double dubs of truth..

Stay away from the analogs friends..

>>719284270
And our friends wonder why we drink, right? I had a car come in the shop a couple weeks ago, the lady needed an alignment, I had the car up on a work rack, with the front tires off before I realized I pulled the car into the wrong bay.

My only hope is the problems don't get any worse. I don't think I'd be able to handle living on disability.

>>719284376
Back when I raced karts we had a guy at the track that was paraplegic from a crash.
Fuckin guy had his gas and break lines switched to his steering wheel once he recovered.

>>719284270
I've had the same thing happening to me since I was around 15.. my doctor called them absence seizures..

Breaking up with your dad.
Stomach ache.

>>719281815
Testicle flipped inside sack cutting off blood flow to it

>>719284665

what a boss going back on the track. I never raced again, which is a shame because I loved it.

>>719284579
Exactly. And honestly man, it's probably going to get worse. I'm only 24, so I'm for sure fucked.

>>719283693
Yeah, I've been told that before, but I haven't smoked since I was like 18. Come to think of it, during my teens I didn't suffer with migraines much at all. Losing 2 days due to them is dogshit though, especially considering they're usually every month. Started calling them brain periods.

>>>>719283501
What does it feel like other than hurt?

>>719284820
I'm 36, and this shit has been going on for like 5 years. It's like I suddenly developed ADHD, except the pain of those fucking migraines. Thank god I have the day off, I need a fucking drink now.

>>719285076
Caffeine can make it worse. Also brain cancer

>>719282905
Then you should have killed those kids. Ill do it. Tell me who they are ill make them eat each other. Huehuehuehue

>>719283258
No. Not those. What he needs is a monthy magic mushroom trip. Aparrently its like gods magic jizz for cluster headachs. Like the greatest relief humanly possible. Also did wonders for my anger disorder.

>>719281815
Married with children.

>>719283388
Ive had
14 fillings
4 crowns
2 root canals
1 root canal re treatment
(And that one needs to be pulled later in life cause its so fucked up)

Circumcision (not related but hurt like fuckernutter buttcocks)

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>>719281815
Staph infection or breaking by back. Can't really say which hurt worse.

>>719284298
can i haz your computer?

oh... but only if u don't livestream

>>719285592
Gross. Please PLEASE do not post more images of this.

>>719284400
What you mean ain't orally active? I remember dropping a tab of something, had it under my tongue for around 30 minutes and the effects started to kick in around an hour later. I've always assumed it was an NBOMe, but now you made me curious. What could it be?

Hard to say, but I do remember an occasion when I was raped in the ass. Not by a person, but my own shit.

I was trying to squeeze out a crap and basically, it kept turtling back in. It was horrible. I was on the toilet for about an hour, pushing it out, then having it slowly rek my ass hole back in.

Only ever had that once

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>>719282583

Pinned myself at work against a 500+ extruder dye head and it's chill rolls. My pelvis still hurts and my lower back.

>>719282583

Biggest faggot on /b/

I fell asleep several times during.

>>719282583
>her son
Not yours? You cuck.

>>719285709
Also, i remember having a terrible copper-like taste in my mouth until it became numb. Now that i look into it, it really seams it could be something DOx related.

>>719281815
In severity, probably a bone marrow biopsy.

>>719282069
i had sinus pressure so bad once i actually jammed my mom's knitting needles into my nose to try to poke a hole and let the pressure out. Wound up getting surgery to repair the tissue damage in my face from the needle and then was committed to inpatient psych hospital for self harm. was in for 4 months.

I actually have fantasies about taking a drill to my face and drilling a hole in my cheek bone and forehead to create a hole for the sinus pressure to equalize.

FUCK YOU SINUS PRESSURE

>>719281815
knowing that all i can do for myself at this point is eat ice cream
also knowing that ice cream wont make things ok

got shot. feels bad man. I think the fear if inevitable death was scarier than the pan was bad, though.

>Obviously i survived.

>>719285196
A tumor really wouldn't surprise me, but I've had these for so long that I don't think it's the case.
>>719285580
I have a crown where a tooth was broken, and a couple of fillings because of the damage done by the wisdom teeth. It was a few years of constant jaw ache though, so I guess I can sympathise with whores in that regard.

>>719282117
Careful, 999 more of those and you could die

>>719285753

That's hot

Here is my

>fly on hill
>slideing on grass
>ouch on pole
>bronken rips
>shoudeer snips
>sternum crakem
>rip

Bit my own tongue in half (vertically.) Had it sown back together. No pictures, this was over 20 years ago.

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>>719282400

>>719282542
Story?

>>719285652
Nope, a former friend gets it.
>nothing to stream on
>no webcam
are there any ways to stream with your phone, and to a platform that won't take the stream down before I'm done?

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>>719282326
>3 times
what are you? Stupid?

>>719283026
LSD helps a fuck ton, no jokes
>>719282069

>>719281815
circumcision without anaesthetic when I was 13.

that time i was struck by lightning...

>be me, 18 and working construction for summer job
>watching thunderstorm roll in
>up on ladder trying to finish nailing off a wall of plywood before the storm came so the wind didn't rip the plywood off
>foreman yelling at me to hurry the fuck up
>wind and rain
>last couple of pieces to nail off
>about 18 feet up on a ladder
i literally feel the hair on my arm stand up like it was in slow motion
>i remember looking at my arm like holy fuck
>next thing i remember i was in the hospital and my head hurt like (every headache ever had) x (every hangover i ever had) ^4
>ears were ringing so loud it was like a train was inside my head
>was deaf for about 2 weeks
>broke an arm and an ankle and dislocated my shoulder
>am still sensitive to light 14 years later. Doctor thinks its psychological (like PTSD) and not physiological

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>>719286560

>>719283400
LSD helps with cluster headaches, dont know if it will do anything for migranes tho, worth a shot i guess, acid is crazy

>>719281815
2 That I can't pick from
>Ingrown toenails I had for a month and half, then I stubbed my toe on the corner of a table, shit popped and bled like a motherfucker, was rolling around in tears
>Tooth decay that hit the nerve on a Friday night, Had to wait until Monday to fix it. Was considering pliers by Saturday night

>>719286065
THIS HOLY SHIT FUCKING THIS! i been there bro. i have the same fantasy about drilling my face

>>719285580
Things you've never had
>a toothbrush
>oral hygene

loneliness

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Went to the dentist because of terrible pain in canine tooth.
Dentist opens tooth, root has a terrible infection.

He takes some kind of tool to measure the depth of the root. Literalle a sharp needle with some electronics attached.
Pokes the infected root with the needle.
I jump and scream.

Never felt this kind of pain in my life.
Havent been to a dentist since.

>>719283400
I take naproxen sodium
its over the counter and works like 80% of the time. If that doesnt work I get maxalt prescribed.

Ran over by a car. Broke both femurs and my pelvis.

12 reconstructive surgeries over 22 months and I'm almost back to normal.

>>719283400
btw I never miss a day of work cause of a migraine. I make sure I drink water before sleeping and sleep 8 hours. Usually a migraine happens in my sleep and I wake up and treat it and usually have time to sleep a bit more.

>>719286766
I brush every day bitch. Its because my back teeth developed improperly. Its not always the peesons fault. Sometimes life throws you shit. All my back teeth are 1/3 strength with no protection.

>>719283651
This.
>>719283405
How were your parents meant to know that you would have a deformed cock?

>mono
Had 41° fever for a week, hallucinatinated all throughout, not as much fun as it sounds like
The time my doc vacuumed a 3cm diameter rock hard booger out of my nasal cavity was not fun either
Afterwards I pretty much only slept for 2 months and was still drowsy for another 3
>retrovirus

>>719281815
Sciatic pain

>>719287062
fat person saying "it's glandular"/10

>>719285753
My sides!

>being alive

>>719281815
held onto a red hot piece of metal for 5 seconds because i had to take it away from a fire hazzard
this was the hands down most painful experience, no comparison with broken limbs ive had, open wounds, anything. the worst part is that the pain was continuous for a couple of hours and there was no way to stop it. this was even way worse when i crushed the tip of my finger with a 50 pound piece of wood

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>>719281815
I used to get really bad ear infections and one night I had both ear drums burst due to the pressure.
I still remember laying in bed screaming in pain.

>>719281815
I live in it.

I suffered from Esophagitis as an infant. Something weird with my insides. I have a lot of chest pains, which I have passed out from the pain before. The biggest thing is the nausea. I get sick every time I eat. I feel like a lab rat who got shocked every time he ate food. Simply because I grew up enjoying bland foods that do well under nausea. Saltine Crackers and sodas with phosphoric acid(it's better than water when you're sick because it breaks apart oils that sit on the top of your stomach.) are very delicious to me.

It's not heart or rib pain I'm certain. I was born with a VSD and Pectus Carinatum(not bad. In fact I think I look better because of it.)

I currently think It's Barrett's Esophagus, but it's impossible to tell.

I dunno anything about what's causing the nausea now, and I've attempted a barium swallow(it's a liter a clay and a shot glass of bubbling radioactive poprocks and then you get an x-ray. I vomited multiple times.) and had an endoscopy done.

I've seen the endoscopy photos myself but the doctor who preformed the endoscopy WHICH I AM GOING TO NAME DROP CAUSE HE'S A FUCKING MORON WHO PRESCRIBES 1.5G OF ANTIBIOTICS TO ANYONE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. Said there isn't anything out of the ordinary which I would agree with. Tissue sample tested positive for helicobacter pylori. I never went back for the stool sample after seeing that idiot prescribe me a shitty new PPI and some Ondansetron without confirming anything. I probably knew more about medical science than that fuckboi.

Fucking Umar Ramsey GI specialist in Mesa, Arizona.

tl;dr name dropped above is a useless doc. I get nausea which can put me to the floor, and nobody seems to know what it is. It also causes chest pains sometimes. When I get sick with the flu my body doesn't even make me nauseous. I just feel like I caught a cold. That's how adapted to nausea I am.

>>719286796
I feel you bro, they have done twice root canal treatment to me in past few years, and I'am waiting the 3rd time...
Damn it hurts like hell if they haven't done the anesthesia properly

Fell 17 ft from my tree stand archery hunting.
Landed on my head & broke my neck.laid in the snow in the woods for 11hrs.
The surgeries & rehab was terrible pain. Still hurts to this day

I got a paper cut on my eye. It was incredibly annoying and painful and seemingly never stopped.
It was a scratched cornea, could have been worse.

>>719286987
How u walk so slow ran over by car haha

>>719285753
See
>>719285807

>>719287360
I hope you mean you're getting that shit out not getting them put in

Gall stones which lead to pancreatitis.

>>719282905
How can you be beat up at a family reunion?
You must have a hugely dysfunctional family.

> broke two toes kicking a boulder full force when i was 9 ,hurt like hell
>electrecuted by 320 volt hurt like hell
>cut off whole fingernail on a bandsaw woodworkin,sum bitch took me 1 year to grow back
>and lastly broke my arm flying off my bike distal radius fracture

>>719287344
I've had kidney stones, bone trauma, third degree burns from putting my hand on a stove for long enough to realize the stove was red hot. I've had exit wounds from a saguaro cactus throughout my left hand, fell into a cholla pit, three inch deep blade cuts, and tried to kill myself from blood loss once but woke up.

All of these are nothing compared to nausea I get everyday from when I eat any meal..

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>>719285390
we're you a angry little billy?
did the kids in elementary school laugh at you,
calling you hurtful things like faggity fuck and dip shit religiously as if they would be smited if they called you anything else?
"hey her comes the dip shit, look at this fucking queer walking. He walks like
a he's got a 12" inch black dick for a butt plug"

*everyone laughing at you*

"amirite, i mean look at this faggity. little. FUCK."

^^was that about spot on silly billy ?

PIC RELATED: you

I had this thing for a while, thing it was called post coital cephalgia, basically as soon as I cum it feels like someone started beating the shit out of the back of my head with a hammer, would sometimes last for hours.

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>>719282852
actual loled

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>>719283664

>>719287631
You fap you loose

Managed to click a slipped disk back into place, or something on the lines of that, i never really knew what was up with it.. i had a fucking bad back for ages like it was truly screwed up to the point where i couldn't focus in my lessons
One day i was running down an inclined road (can't really call it a hill cause it wasn't that steep) and suddenly this massive sharp pain just shot through my back and i was in fucking agony it was unbearable
I was in front of my mates though so i tried to act like it wasn't that much of an issue cause otherwise they'd have thought i was being a dramtic pussy
Passed out because of the pain and ended up looking like a twat anyway
Went home and after a few days the pain went down.. never had a bad back since
I've broken bones before, tore muscle.. but fuck me i think this topped it

>>719287531
What shit?
two different teeth they have open'd and fucked them up inside.
And for the 3rd time im going to ask for, for other possibility's

>>719287605
Electrocuted by 320 volts

m8 there is more volts in a Bic piezoelectric lighter... Around 4,000. .5 amps is enough to stop your heart but you wouldn't feel it. 320 volts with low amps couldn't even burn your skin..

>>719283037
jesus fuck what the fuck why would you say that my fucking face physically scrunched up jesus christ

snapped my back and became a paraplegic now live with extreme pain daily

>>719287630
You took the time to write that.

You don't really have a lot going on in your life, do you?

>>719283890
/thread

>>719282852
no anon... he's saying lego as in "let go"
so he's saying someone grabbed his dick and wouldn't lego.
prob his dog or something

Heroin withdrawls. It's like a flu plus 10 with liquid squirting out your ass last from 3 to 7 days.
Witch in 23 hours mine will peak

>>719285592
image not related, but I like it.

>>719287774
I'm at work as we speak. 40 hours a week. it is a computer job though so I do get some leniency when waiting for things to download.

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>>719281815
Bolted my fleshlight to a nightstand fan and put my dick in it while it was spinning. Didn't use enough lube on the lips, twisted my dick all up.

Had a can of zippo fluid ignite and spay/explode all over my arms, got 2nd degree burns from my hands to my neck on both arms

>>719282459>>719281815

Stepped on a lego. had to snort ghost peppers to distract the pain receptors.

>>71928666
>Penis Cut off in hospital

>>719287893
Not sure that writing weird shit about 12 inch buttplugs is my go to when I'm bored at work but whatever makes you happy.

>>719287825
You got it fam, I believe in you.

>>719287681
Essentially yeah, it was always with fapping, only happened with sex like twice. this was years ago now though and i'm fine

>>719287959
The last time I stepped on a leggo was put in ICU and woke up in a hospital, not able eat solids or drink liquids until my system
was strong again and could manage. doctors said I was getting looked after from above to walk away with minor injuries. #blesses

Never broken a bone but have had two kidney stones. First one when I was 17 the pain was atrocious and because I was pissing blood I didn't tell anyone or get it checked until the 4th or 5th time I was in pain, ended up them sticking a tube through my dick into my kidney to keep the path clear and that was the worst part of it. After a week of the tube the kidney stone came out but I had the tube in for another 3 months and caused constant pain and discomfort the only time it didn't hurt was when my bladder was full sadly. Now I have to sit there for a minute after I have pissed otherwise i get piss all over my boxers, still have to change them after every two or three pisses though. Second Kidney Stone was when I was 19 and I pissed it out on my own but pain was was twice as bad as the first one.

>>719287736
You cronk im euro voltage 320 volt is industrial use high amperage only this was from a socket to power the bandsaw

>>719281815
Can't remember. Pain doesn't really bother me anymore.

>>719288051
I usually pretend i'm a F 23 on Omegle cause being the M i am on there I wasn't having much luck.
I loved rp so I just acted the F part and would get off to guys getting off knowing that I would get off if I were them and I thought it was a girl talking to me.

I have prooof

>>719283795
Thats called Scintillating Scotoma.
I used to get it so bad sometimes I couldn't see at all, but it went away when I quit smoking. YMMV

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Truthfully, colonoscopy preperation diarrhea.

Around the 5 hour mark you start to piss pure stomach acid out of your ass and it is agony. Worst pain ever, and im currently recovering from a broken leg.

Wasnt until after that i noticed on the package it said to lube your ass up with vaseline or it can cause severe burns. My ass hurt for the best part of a week.

>>719281815
Tooth extraction. Local anaesthetic. There was an infection under the tooth nobody knew about. Anaesthetic didn't work. Painkillers didn't work. Felt every moment. Had other teeth out, anaesthetic worked fine. Not this time. Also, cluster headache, no painkillers in the house at the time and no money to go get more. Back spasms from slipped discs so bad I gave myself a hernia. Also, tore that bit of flesh near the head of my penis. And I plucked a nose hair. Believe it or not.

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>>719288051

see

>>719282279
Same here. I had gout in my ankle - which I thought I had only sprained - and passed out due to the pain when I was at the drugstore waiting in line to buy an ankle brace. Gout pain is no joke.

>>719288324
>>719288425

>>719281815
Lost my left leg at the hip, left arm at the elbow and lost my left ear and eye and got a "shadow" on my brain that won't go away, blinding headaches that last a week or more and assorted shrapnel in my lower back, genitals and abdomen.
IED in Afghan.

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>>719288324
>I loved rp so I just acted the F part and would get off to guys getting off knowing that I would get off if I were them and I thought it was a girl talking to me.

>>719281815
getting chest tube put in hands down. I was so paniced and in so much pain I got ptsd from it. The doctor said they would give me relaxing meds which never kicked in..
so yeah that happened and it still haunts me.

>>719288520

holy fuck more of this majestic tit queen please.

Ate a bunch of kung pao chicken and fried rice from P.F. Chang's when I had a stomach ulcer once.

Worst pain of my life; lasted 4-5 hours; contemplated suicide the entire time cause it just wouldn't stop. It felt like I was being shot and stabbed at the same time.

>>719282326
Dare you to cut your scrotum open and push a testicle out. Double dare you!

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>>719288425
I am concerned but also happy that you have found something that you enjoy. Good for you /b/ro.

>>719283951
1000 watt electric bike

Chronic alcohol gastritis. I drink up to 50 units per day

Burying my first born child. That was 6 years ago. Shit still hurts.

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Either my tongue bifurcation or one of my roots canals, I suck with oral pain

>>719288617
word thanks anon /b/ro. I got respect for you

>>719282101
Me too. I've done both of my ACLs. Excruciating!

The shots I got before my ingrown toenail surgery. That pain was something else yo. And I've had broken bones before.

>>719288497
That pretty much wins.

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>>719281815
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Oldfag here, reporting for duty.

It is time. I know you've lost your way 4chan. I am here to save you, and take you back to your days of glory.

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>>719288779
>I suck with oral pain

You suck cock, m8.

>>719288779
Cauterizing is the only part of the tongue bifurcation process that hurts.
If it was painful it was done wrong.

>>719288586
YES!

>>719288754
Damn.

i was cutting 3/8 carbon steel sheets with the sheer at work when the power went out. i was in the middle of sliding the sheet forward to make the next cut and the blade came down as soon as the power went out.

that heavy ass hydraulic/electric powered blade knocked that sheet so hard it was knocked out of one hand and pinned the other to the table with my pinky and ring finger caught underneath the material.

my fingers didnt break right away. the weight of the blade and pressure of the hydraulics were enough to continue cutting through ever so slowly. pushing the slab harder and harder so i could feel every snap while it crushed my fingers.

>>719283092
You have terrorist riddling your country, faggot. I think I'm good paying 40 bucks to get a tooth extracted

>>719289044
i had mine scalped, then had like 19 stitches added, stitches were the worst part for me

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>>719281815
Fractured L1-2-3-4 with nerve damage.
Spent months staring at a ceiling, unable to move. Have episodes of total paralysis from shear pain. It's taken me over an hour to move a mobile phone from a pocket to my face to call for help. Pain is immeasurable, one time the last thing i remember was screaming before i blacked out.
But at least it is now manageable, i'm sure other anon's have it much worse.

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/B/RO IS ABOUT TO FLIP SHIT AT THIS

Acute Appendicitis. You could chop literally all my limbs off and it wouldn't hurt nearly as bad as that shit.

>>719289262
Whoa man. What did you do?

Disappointment of my ancestors.

>>719282581
Meaning his skeleton is turning to stone. He's going to be fucked

>>719289203
jesus

>>719283738
Fuck...

>>719282156
>Tazed
pussy.

Prolapsed hemroid surgery. Out of commission for a week. Had to shit with stitches in my asshole.

>>719289262
Do you now have to wear diapers?

Pelvic inflammatory disease.
Indescribable pain.

Food poisoning. If I could have gotten up I would have killed myself to make it stop. Lasted a week.

dislocated my shoulder, broke my collarbone at the same time, while on lsd

>>719289805
I'm guessing it was one hell of a trip?

>>719289421
Lived an active life, professional fisherman / deckhand, rode dirt bikes, been in a few vehicle accidents and rollovers.
Got a sore back at work one day, didn't go away, saw a physio who told me to 'slow down', didn't listen, started seeing physio more and more often after back started failing more and more often, continued to ignore all warnings. One day i lent over in the car and bam, like a bolt of lightning, Took me over three hours to call for help, one of those simple getting a phone from my lap to my face, hospital, MRI, bulged and damaged / fractured disks.

Tl:Dr: Look after your back, everyone you know will throw you away the second you break

>>719289723
Have had to yes, nerve damage :/ Thankfully only for bladder. Back to the tl:dr.

>>719281815
Eternal bleeding

The week following my circumcision, both the worst and best thing ive ever done.

Fuck you phimosis

>>719289899
checked and keked

>>719289939
Kek

>>719283738
Happened to me but with oregano
Skin was charred for weeks

>>719287550
>You must have a hugely dysfunctional family.

The more I think of it, the more it sounds true. But it's more about hypocrisy than anything.

hit my balls so hard while diving that i passed out in the water and almost drowned