ITT: We descirbe random games very badly and other anons have

>>719281308
Hatred?

i really really hope you come through and soon

>>719281406
nope

I'll start with an easier one.
>Sick daughter
>Fantasy world.
>Wtf are these shadows?
>Wtf is she a dude?
>Wtf this is the future?

>>719281308
>be soap
>cleanse world of evil
>black guy does rap cause black

>>719281308
Battlefield 1?

>>719281308
Kirby?

>dress like a rodent
>9/11 all over again
>how's it goin jim?

>>719281553
Dead island?

>>719281578
>>719281584

nope
>>719281510
>easy
no idea man

>>719281510
Nier Gestalt

White collar crime in space.

>>719281553
black ops?

>>719281623
Ding ding, correct.

>>719281510
Dishonored
>>719281676
No Man's Sky

>Hardcore metal.
>Celebrities.
>Rts.

>Do a shit ton of shrooms.
Aaaaand
Go.

>>719281726
Not NMS.

>>719281510
Nier

>>719281798
Binding of Isaac

>>719281789
Brütal legend.

>>719281798
Any Goichi Suda game?

>>719281839
Correct

>>719281836
Nope.
Nother hint:
>flowers give you powers.

here is an easy one... spawn as a boy getting coins for your sisters birthday present

>>719281896
Fable.

>>719281798
Any Mario game

7 days to die

>>719281915
yep

>>719281879
Nope. Already gave a second hint only gonna get 1 more after a coyple more tries

>>719281616
nope.
>>719281679
close!

>be me
>in charge of a bunch of hillbillies
>bunch of rats and shit pop out of the ground to kills us
>fucking aliens bombard the shit out of the planet after we leave
>fucking boss left my waifu to die to the rats on another planet

>>719281510
Dude this is 100% nier

>disregard game, fap to bartender

>Beat people up
>Eat food out of garbage cans

>Always-hungry asian guy
>in a haunted labyrinth

It's h1z1

>be some random fucker in the streets
>fucked up challenges like painting stuff in red or blue
>getting letters n shit.

>>719281888
Idk dude that still sounds like Isaac

>>719281921
Fuck you. But yes i was going for a specific one tho.

>>719281824
>>719281983
Yeah.

>>719281610
hint: gameinformer gave it 10/10

>JAAASON
>JAAASON

wake up with no memory on a spaceship getting attacked by another spaceship

>>719281984
Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance

>Be repairman
>Looking for gf
>Find rock instead

>>719281985
Streets of Rage?

>>719282004
>Jump in and out of pipes.

>>719281991
Mario

>>719282054
No

Crush everything with a ball.

>>719282004
Fucking mario you cunt

>the real WoW-killer

>>719281308
Easy, H1Z1 Koth cancer bullshit

>>719282051
>>JAAASON
>>JAAASON

Heavy Rain

>>719281991
A racist way of saying Pac-Man?

>>719282079
If ground anus counts, idk taking a shot in the dark here, but, Binding of Isaac?

>>719281991
Pac-Man

>>719282053
KOTOR?

>>719282125
Correct

>almost optional black stereotypes
>this is how my story ends

>>719282071
Dead Space?

>>719282134
of course, yes

>>719282100
Okami

>>719282164
correct

>>719282076
Yes

>>719281991
Diablo 3

>>719282116
Starwars galaxies.

>>719281984
Borderlands 2

>>719281964
Wait a goddamn second.
This is starcraft.

>>719282249
no

>>719282295
indeed it is

>be like, a hundred of us
>jump off cliffs
>sequel involves clowns, scottmen and egyptians

>>719282201
No
It is a sticky ball.

>>719282254
Correct

>>719281553
MW2

>>719282100
Katamari Damacy

>>719282001
That actually sounds like Tony Hawk Pro Skater

Force animals to fight for my profit.
Catalog them as i do.

>Wild dive.
>Kill all my brothers in the future.

>>719282354
Lemmings.
Loved that DOS shit
>>719282397
yup

>>719282418
Pokemon

>>719282418
Pokemon

Giant magically adhesive rolling ball of garbage.

>be black man
>Fight people
>Beat up women
>Considered good guy
>Also use explosives sometimes

>choose race
>you choose loli
>arrive in first city
>everyones a loli

>>719282481
Katamari Damacy

>>719282446
Lemmings, correct.

>Meteor falls
>cheerleader kidnapped
>tentacles are involved

>>719281308
>Cool adventure game.
>Play as a boy and a girl
>Get near the end
>FUCK YOU, WORK YOU HEXAGONAL PIECE OF SHIT.

>>719282527
TERA

>be me
>be god
>can only do shit within a certain area
>build shit and do miracles
>can grab people and throw them to the ocean
>or can pet my doggo to do good things

>>719282186
Yup

>>719282540
Heroes

>>719282447
Yup.
New one
>durandal.

>>719282481
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

KATAMARI DA-MA-CY

>>719282573
Luigi's Mansion

>Rush B

>>719281308
H1z1

>>719282527
tera online

>>719282557
you win.

>>719282573
Black and White
Also, fucking loved the shit outta that game

>>719282584
Nope. Way older

>>719282573
Black and White.

>>719282618
TF2

>>719282530
Correct.
New one
>put on a trenchcoat and fight some conspiracys.

>>719282637
>>719282629
and also you.

>>719282657
Deus ex

>>719282540
Earthbound

>>719282573
>>719282657
Watch dogs

>>719282615
>>719282708
nope
>>719282642
>>719282656
win

>>719282653
zombies ate my neighbours

>the princess is not in another castle
>but you only have one hour and your white pajamas to save her

Pooping Deer ,chased by Cats.

>try to sext mother because huge tiddies
>normies laugh at you because of it at the end

>>719282776
Castle crashers

>>719282810
Yup

>>719282728
Damn right win. Seriously, I fucking loved that game. Was my very first pc game when I was like 6. Shaped the way I view interactive gaming entirely.

>>719282695
>>719282735
Nope

More clue
>you have plenty of friends but only go with two

>be me
>be president of the USA
>fucking aliens blow up the earth and abduct me and friends and put us into a virtual world
>spend time in virtual world fucking up shit
>spend time outside fucking friends

>>719282688
Correct.
New one
>mouth lazers.

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>>719282790
Real life

>>719281553
Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare.

>be me
>relative goes batshit insane and an hero.
>inherit sweet ass mansion.
>something's wrong
>fuck it's really dark in here
>nurse becomes nymphomaniac cuz i was overconfident.

>>719282842
maniac mansion

>>719282853
Saints Row IV

>>719282842
Manic mansion?
It's gotta be that or Day of The Tentacle.

>Be just a painter, doing my abstract art.
>My art is actually the reflex of my fucked up past filled with fire and destruction.
>My life has been like that for my past few incarnations, actually.
>My life has been like that since I was murdered by my brother, ages ago.
>Nevermind, I'll keep painting and practicing my martial arts and literally forget about all of it.
>War.
>I set off.

Rangs
Frill Lizards
Eventually a platypus with a weird hat sends you to find his wife on top of a mountain.

>>719282887
>>719282913
Correct

>>719282840
I feel you bro, I only palayed the demo when I was a kid, only bought it and played it like 1 year ago because fucking nostalgia and poorfag

>Spoopy.
>Everything is rusty.
>Everything is slow.

>>719282170
yep good job

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>>719282862
not this time my friendo.. Not this time

>>719282902
correct!

>>719282925
Xenogears?

>>719282540
Maniac mansion!

>>719282964
Silent Hill
Saw

>>719283022
Yep silent hill.

>>719283012
Xenogears FUCK YEAH

>>719282988
What other game do you start out as PotUS lol

>>719282618
Overwatch

>>719282374
SO CLOSEEE

>BE SOAP

YOU DAFT CUNT
YOU'RE BAITING ME AREN'T YOU

>>719282871
YAS
YASYASYAS

>forget sword
>start new game

>>719282748
Little nemo?

>meat circus is the last level.

>>719281553
Super Mario Sunshine

>>719283099
Chrono Trigger?

>>719283059
Metal wolf chaos

>>719283099
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap

>>719281610
>>719282047
ARKHAM CITY

>>719281308
Siege

>become toast.

>>719283139
>>719283122
nope

>>719283166
I am bread

>be me
>be ninja
>for some reason I cant kill shit
>fucking love gold
>parkour like a fucking madman
>everything tries to kill me
>fucking get all the gold

>>719283166
I Am Bread

>>719281308
>spawn in enemy planet
>destroy big anti air gun
>kill enemy leader
>bonus space level

>They gave me some shots
>They put me in a torpedo
>They said good luck

>>719283200
N or N+, depending on when you got the game

>>719283200
Super meat boy

>>719281985
Dead rising

>>719283118
Psychonauts

>>719282122
yep.

>>719283249
Nah it was Streets of rag.

>>719281308
>Walk a lot of miles
>Do a lot of shit
>Kill a lot of shit
>In the end, all I get is some cold stone chair to sit

>>719283118
Psychonauts

>>719283241
win
N v1.3 for me

>>719283245
nope

>Can't sleep.
>Can't eat.
>Gotta go faster.
>On an Island with two hot chicks.

>>719283306
Sounds like dark souls 2

>Red and White spore producer informs you
>Found Elsewhere
>farming a creature for the opposite of "-(log10) downs" on some stairs
>supposedly, you are a "metal water hose" mechanic from a certain Mediterranean peninsula
>sphere of gas and dust makes you multi-colored

>>719283306
Konkers bad fur day

>>719282875
Is this that old assed H game Nighttime secrets or some shit like that?
There was a mermaid I remember that.

>>719282618
Cs:go
(For the xbox 360)

>>719283306
That sounds like a Conan movie.
Or a Riddick movie.

>>719283325
I had 0.8 and got + for the DS when it came out. Gotta have them sweet multicoloured scarves

>>719283380
Mario

Heres an easy one
>Fight inanimate objects
>Become them

>>719283337
Undertale

>>719283426
Nopes.

>>719283390
Not an h game, it's quite recent too

>>719283410
Fuck you do you know how hard it was to poorly describe?

>be 18
>father dies right in front of you
>drop out of high school
>ask multiple strangers questions in order to avenge his death

>MEET EYE FRIEND
>MEET OLD ROBOT
>EYE FRIEND TURN EVIL
>GO TO THE MOON
>GO OUTSIDE

>>719283514
Shenmue.

Easy one
>Court
>Lolis

>>719283535
Portal 2

>>719283367
Because it's.

>Prisoner
>Find a friend
>Friend and I start moving out the prison
>Biggest enemy reincarnates
>Friend backstabs me
>Start working with my enemy to fuck my ex-friend

>>719281308
>Niggers in Africa
>guns
>Fire

>>719283567
MGSV

>>719283488
>Red and white
>Meatballs
>Hello by Adele

>>719283559
Again with Portal 2

>being so nicotine addicted you hide smokes in your stomach

>>719283559
Dark Souls really stole the plot line to conker's bad fur day? That's really sad

>do i talk?
>i found out a thing!
>tell people through chat
>teammates kill you instead

>>719283602
no

>Fall out of the sky
>world is now 2.5D
>blue head

>>719283643
>>719283232
MGS

>>719283663
Space station 13.

>>719281308
Siege

>>719282859
Blood dragon

>you died

>>719283643
Metal gear solid?

>>719283714
FFX

Mario
Maario!!
MAARIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>719282933
Ty.

>start out with spiky hairs bit no memory
>press people and make han gestures to win

>>719283714
Any From Software game

>be me
>be commander
>fucking crystals everywhere
>psycho wants to use them to fuck people up
>ascension and shit
>mfw no nukes
>but have huge fucking tank
>fuckers have huge laser tower
>fucking aliens out of nowhere

>>719283540
Yes

Love that game

>>719283764
Sonic

>Get fucked up by ayy lmao
>Wear suit made of ayy lmao
>Absorb the ayy lmao
>Wuck up the ayy lmao

>>719283219
Subnautica

>>719283802
World of Warcraft Warlords of Draenor

>>719283633
Yes, that was unfortunate.

>>719283645
Dark Souls 2 has such a bad plot (Not counting the backstory) that I think it could be related just to anything with a bad plot.

>Fantasy game
>Totally ripped off some Star Wars shit
>Bad written main character
>Still one of the best combat systems ever made

The last one is subjective but still

>>719283803
I never really played it, but at night I like to watch a Let's Play of it on youtube. I like it too.

>>719283535
portal

>>719283698
Nah
Hint:
>this time im going to be important and help my allies!
>die at first opporunity
>by one of your allies randomly shooting

CHING CHONG UNDERCOVER COP

>graffiti artists that rollerblade

>>719281510
Nier was pretty badass, OST was fucking awesome as hell

>>719283925
Sleeping dogs?

>>719283925
Sleeping Dogs

>>719283567
Farcry2

>>719283925
true crime streets of LA or Sleeping Doggos

>>719283931
Pff, easy.
Jet set radio

>>719283944
>>719283959
yeah

>>719283118
Psychonauts

>>719283882
Mass effect?

>>719283931
Jet Set fucking Radio. That shit was my jam

>>719283720
Yes

>>719283896
Is there a complete story mode there? I used to do the same, but the lets player I was watching stopped playing like 75% through and never updated, so I went out and got a copy myself.

>I wanted to be megaman
>but I failed

>>719283992
No.
Hint: It is from PS2

>>719283871
kek

>cool gadgets
>lots of fucking monkeys

>>719281985
fallout or bioshock

>>719283871
nope

>>719284081
GTA: SA

>>719284008
Yep. I need to bootleg the game for my dreamcast one of these days

>>719284081
Ape Escape

>>719284081
Ape Escape

>>719281985
Digimon

>>719284125
Yes

>Enemy attack.
>Suicide squad of 4 sets off to blast shit all the way into enemy lines.
>Blast off the enemy's face.
>Return home.

>>719284087
Check to see if it's been answered and confirmed before you post, newfriend

>>719284126
Yes

>worst movie of the franchise, to date
>let's make a game about a subplot point

>>719283838
Doom?

>>719284100
Lol

>>719284034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVYgvi3g20w&list=PLkxZmcJb0ldwoG01cFT9KG6vs1JIHo_72

>>719284207
no

>Be a SWAT team
>Literally get paid by how many kills you get
>Gotta spend your own money to buy equipment
>Worst fucking job ever

>>719284244
CounterStrikers

>>719284244
any CS game

>>719283838
Sounds like Xcom2 and the hunter dlc

>>719284285
>>719284292
Yea, pretty easy i guess

>fail driving test

>moon is a literal spirit bomb
>death is bad
>mushroom

>>719284184
Final Fantasy XV

>lunatic takes over the land and covers it in darkness
>banished ruler comes to you
>collect pieces of some relic
>lunatic nearly kills both of you, but you guys get healed
>collect pieces of some portal
>confront said loony
>he is actually a vessel
>confront guy who is using him as a vessel

> Be Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
> Be Renaissance Italy
> Be Assassins Creed II

WHAT GAME IS THIS?!

>>719281308
>describe poorly

And you just tell the whole plot of game u fuckin brick. Its h1z1

>>719284343
Majoras Mask?

>be me
>wake up from stasis and space mom greets me
>kill stuff
>space mom is hot
>do ninja shit in space
>turns out I'm a kid and space mom is a robot

>>719284414
Assassins Creed II: Brotherood

>>719284414
Mario

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>moved to America because family member also moved to America and is now rich
>he lied
>timbs

>>719284469
COUSIN LET US GO BOWLING?

>>719284374
Nope

>hint: main character is basicaly jesus

>>719284469
GTA IV

>>719284234
Thanks m8

>>719284469
GTA IV

>>719284339
driver

>>719284425
Nope.

>>719284532
Enter the Matrix or matrix path of neo

>Get to play God
>Create an abomination because its funny
>Name your abomination "Peenuhs"
>Peehnus are now exploring space

>>719284416
To be fair, the only giveaway was the spawning in the air bit. Breaking into people's houses and killing dudes could be almost anything else. And it's hard to say that anything H1Z1 has ever been has had a plot.

>>719284528
>>719284533
Lmao yes

>>719284636
Spore

>periods
>dying a lot

>>719284636
Spore

>>719284100
kek

>>719284657
>>719284661
Damn thought that one'd be harder, nice job anons

>>719284339
Driver 1 fuck that game

>>719284339
Pole position

>>719284438
Fuck! How'd you know?

>Your friends create uncanny cannon.
>Cannon is powered by human souls juice.
>Kill all your friends.
>Get to live again by using your depressed friends' heart.
>You are a robot.

>Much sexy robot ass
>This is a racing game?

>>719284751
Lel

>>719284631
Nah. But I see where you're coming from

>hint: it was long ago and far away, and it was going fast

>Become friend with based aspie
>Shoot people with soda and potato

>OOOOO MY DAWG

>Sent to destroy giant robot in the 60's.

>End up just dicking around in the jungle for 20 hours doing fuck all so the octogenarian that's hunting you died of old age.

>Nude Reptilian.

>C-CRAB BATTLE.

>Scream at lizards
>In political struggle against egomaniacal assholes
>Somehow win war against Imperialist scum against all odds
>After war, start pursuing greater power but in the process get caught up with terrible demons
>TMW I just described Donald Trump and not the dragon born

>>719284879
San Andreas, too easy

>lose car in a race to a cheater
>get car back by racing cheater and his friends
>in the end you jump a bridge to escape a heave police pursuit
>in next game, you're caught by one of the police officers from the last game

>crashland
>colony
>build spaceship

>>719284919
NFSMW

>>719284882
A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE ALLOYED COG