Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu
>Talk
>Have fun
>That's it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nTv5cSv_kE
>>719279042
a meme
>>719279042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
>>719279051
Sorry. Drunk.
>>719278915
Yeah I probably should but I probably won't. Well cute is good I guess
>>719279051
bretty much this :DDDDDDDDDDDD
I love you all :)
>>719279182
you okay? :o
>>719278985
Why are her arms so short and stubby?
>>719279203
fuck you antonio
>>719279211
fug yes :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rumia claimed
>>719279042
https://youtu.be/R9w_uoUHgiE
>>719279124
Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that, since you've become a lot more open than when we first started. And yes, cute is good, and you you have no shortage of cuteness~.
>>719279203
<3
>>719279222
Cuteness factor?
Ikaros claimed.
>>719278793
I totally feel that, options are always handy.
I bet working on the strip would be pretty killer...
>>719278909
>says adorable thing
>denies being adorable
???????
Mm..I certainly try to be.
>>719279230
Steven -_-
>>719279385
What's your favorite sex position? :o
>>719279344
They're disproportionate though. They're too short for her body
>>719279416
Robbie :o
>>719279416
hide and seek
>>719279404
Because I only SAY adorable things, but am not!
>I certainly try to be
And you're doing good. You don't whine as much as I do and you also had a shit time as a teenager/kid
>>719279485
LEWD
>>719279344
Well yeah otherwise we wouldn't go anywhere. Sexy is better right?
>>719279511
Oh hey Chara
>>719279543
Greetings, straight mentally ill girl
>>719279067
A dead meme
>>719279114
Not my sort of stuff, but it's not bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHIi3h8aAo
>>719279308
Rory you're drunk aren't you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5sIL46m14E
>>719279633
That hurts...
I'm leaving. Tell Sonata I said hi
>>719279511
Chara I sincerely think you should kill your self.
I'm NOT trying to insult you by telling you to kill your self
You're parents are disappointed in you. You're life is basically pointless because your social and romantic life is on an imageboard.
>>719279452
Are you mean to Robbie?
I'd actually kick your ass if you were -_-
>>719279485
what a pervert :o
>>719279655
Fuck.
what's a waifu
>>719279690
k thx bye
>>719279682
byebye, I'll tell him
>>719279655
a alive meme
>>719279696
why would i be mean to him -_-
>>719279736
No, I'm being serious.
Please consider your options.
>inb4 regular chara reactions to hate
>>719279404
Ah shit that would be horrible working down there. Even in the middle of the day on a weekday there is so many damn people there.
>>719279433
I actually never noticed that, you're right.
>>719279537
I want to go to all kinds of places with you~. Sometimes, but i kinda like cute more, for the most part.
>>719279655
How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jx7SF65wbs
claiming best girl
>>719279867
morning cutie :o
>>719279759
you're a white racist -_-
>>719279833
I'm serious too anon. I find it quite amusing that everyone thinks that my favorite pass time is my whole life.
>>719279960
Her biceps have to be a little longer and her forearms need to be larger in general.
>>719280000
>>>/mlp/
>>719280000
claimed forever, witness me
https://youtu.be/wxhkp52h9qo
>>719280000
You are literally the scum of the earth in my eyes.
>>719279511
Saying adorable things makes you adorable~
checkmate.
>don't whine as much
You're going through tough times now, much tougher than I am. I got no place to.
>>719279960
It's good you don't~
Imagine being a fucking fast food worker on the strip.
So many terrible customers.
Always busy.
>>719280045
Denial isn't just a river in Italy, Chara.
You're only fooling your self.
>>719280000
Best pony
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WITNESSED
>>719280225
wow what are you doing here go back to gta v with the furry
>>719280022
all whites are racists -_-
>>719280168
You mean Egypt?
>>719278985
Best choice!
Race war now!
>>719280324
CUNT
>>719280372
fuck off mudslime
>>719280347
robbie isn't white :o
>>719280105
That's a nice song qt
>>719280143
They honestly probably make bank, but there's no way in hell i'd do it. Dealing with the sheer number of people would be bad enough, but then having to deal with a bunch of drunk asses too, fuck that.
>>719280369
You have good taste.
>>719280382
Don't worry I still love you Barry
>>719280459
Thanks, you too!
>>719280456
then what is he :o
o.-
-rubs one sleepy eye and peeks out from under the blanket-
I'm never drinking again...
cut me yuno
>>719280459
Eh, I'd honestly be surprised if they made more than minimum wage.
"Someone's gotta scrub the toilets in heaven."
To borrow a phrase from a certain someone.
Are these my 72 virgins?
>>719280677
I've been drinking for the past 6 hours.
>>719280684
Hello.
>>719280456
Your nice.
But thank you.
>>719280544
Caucasian :o
>>719280775
There's only like 4 posters that even matter anymore
>>719280629
Have sex with me
>>719280745
What if the toilets never get dirty in heaven?
>>719280677
Why not?
>>719280684
Yuno best girl
>>719280677
What happened?
>>719280798
Hey bacon
>>719280805
>Your
That's wrong, but eh.
>>719280798
Why this?
>>719280838
>>719280846
I feel so dead.
>>719280815
that is white ya dingus -_-
don't ignore me yuno
>>719280815
nu
-has finished feeding kitties and listens to the sound of contented crunching-
>>719280838
This guy gets it
That's why she's mine
>>719280872
How much did you drink?
>>719280805
You're nicer to me :o
cute rei
>>719280888
You're white trash -_-
>>719280893
fuck me or I fuck you
>>719280143
I think you had it worse though
>>719280168
Look anon, I considered suicide at several points in my life. Why should? There are people far worse off than me who didn't an hero. Frankly it would be an insult to their will of living
>>719280677
Oh, hey~ Didn't see you there!
>>719280817
It's an expression, not something to be taken literally.
>>719280937
you're spic trash
yuno me yuno
>>719280937
-has reserved all his lewds for someone else-
>>719280872
How much did you even drink, lightweight?
>>719280904
I thought about it but I didn't want to be too edgy.
>>719280745
Could be, but i don't intend to find out. XD
>>719280846
How was class?
>>719280872
Just in one of those rare moods to drink. and i just feel great right now.
>>719281017
Yea you better stay away from her
>>719281048
Eh, nothing special. I didn't fall asleep so alright I guess
How has your day been?
>>719280998
who?
>>719280990
you're an annoying little kid -_-
>>719280904
Far less than it should've taken to get me this drunk.
>>719280989
Heya. How's it going?
>>719281017
I actually have no idea, but we got through two bottles of rum.
>>719281048
Ah, right. Last night was weird we just ended up getting super sentimental-drunk.
>>719280985
Name one.
>protip: you can't
>inb4 you
>>719280989
Plus toilets are against the bible.
"Blessed is the one that grabs little children and smashes them against a rock" - Psalm 137:9
>>719280985
I dunno...
That's not exactly a competition I wanna have, though.
>>719281048
>making min wage at fast food and hate it
>>719281207
It's going good! Finally home from work, so I can relax!
Except no, because my computer is sitting there taunting me with its lack of working.
Feeling any better?
>>719281224
I fail to see how that psalm is relevant, but that's not exactly a question I want to get into.
Also
>Name one
You!
"Lol Christians are ghey as fuck"
Psalm 133:7
>>719281366
this is a good meme
>>719281207
Did anything stupid while drunk or what's the reason for never wanting to drink again?
-leaves gluten free treats and pears on the counter and looks around hopefully-
>>719281187
-_-
reply to me yuno
>>719281297
I have a hangover and received an email that was hopefully sent in error saying that I may be failing uni because I haven't handed in assessments that I'd applied to delay until April. So could be better, I suppose.
>>719281487
Oh I basically did a repeat of last time, but this time it's just the hangover that's bothering me.
>>719281224
Of people who had it worse than me?
I know someone who self harmed and whose life I saved by talking with her. She had an abusive and bipolar father who couldn't control his moodswings at all.
>>719281297
Well... Fair enough, I don't want to either. What are your plans for the rest of the day?
>>719281176
I'ts been night/early morning for me but it's been pretty great.
>>719281207
I've been there.
>>719281297
I know about that, my mom, brother, and several friends have worked fast food and i've heard the horror stories.
>>719281494
post lewds, newfag
>>719281531
kid me yuno -_-
>>719281494
Can I have one?
>>719280937
I couldn't be nicer than you.
>>719281574
>self-harmed
Wow what a snowflake.
Any bitch who cuts herself needs to kill themselves.
You fucking messed up. Should've let the speshul snoflayke kill themself.
>>719281609
-blinkblinks-
>>719281695
-gives you one, is glad someone is enjoying them- v.v
>>719281531
I guess I can do that
>>719281550
Oh alright, I hope it wasn't too bad but knowing them it's probably fine
Heavy headache? Maybe take a painkiller?
>>719281603
Oh that's good to hear, what have you been up to?
>>719281732
Yeah, I'll just start ignoring you Chen
>>719281609
faggot -_-
>>719281747
thank you yuno
i was worried you were going to ignore me again -_-
>>719281550
Ah, gosh. That's scary. You started trying to figure that out, right?
>>719281574
>going to sleep in 40 minutes
Talk to my cute girlfriend and work on my computer, I suppose!
How about you, just the studying?
>>719281603
I mostly have dumb lines people have said to me.
"Does the chicken sandwich have chicken in it"
>areyoufuckingseriousnigga
>>719281792
Did you just fucking call me Chen?
This is why suicide is an option for you.
>>719281834
Well first I need to meet up with that friend. Bus drive is still about 40 minutes!
>>719281603
It was kind of fun.
>>719281747
Nah, looking back on it we were talking while I was drunk and it was just kind of disgustingly adorable.
Yeah I'm thinking about it, right now I'm at the kind of level where anything that I consume won't necessarily stay consumed for long.
>>719281834
Yeah, well I'm attempting to clarify if it was an error, and if it isn't then I just have to devote the time I'd be in university to getting some experience and a decent portfolio behind me.
>>719281809
for you :o
>>719281734
*beats you to a pulp*
>>719281695
how is your afternoon so far going, love?
>>719281809
No worries
>>719282027
Life tip, never reread drunk messages, it's awkward as fuck
That sucks, all you can do is lay in bed though. Got anything important to do today?
>>719281945
Gosh, that seems like such a spread-out area. I can't think of anywhere I can't get within, like...half an hour?
>>719281734
Could I maybe get some of that tea you made for Chara earlier?
What are waifus really and why should I have one? As far as I can tell they're just characters that someone especially likes.
>>719282040
nu
-soaks pears in honey and cinnamon-
>>719282233
-brings it over to you quickly and shows you the selection of tea cakes to enjoy with it-
>>719282287
https://www.scribd.com/doc/131894623/A-Discourse-on-and-Defense-of-the-Waifu-Movement
>>719282040
Fine, about as fine as I expect or hope it to be.
It's late there I'm guessing.
>>719281734
That's nice of you.
Were you reserving that for someone else too?
>>719281747
Playing games and hanging around here.
>>719281834
It always amazes me the stupid questions people ask.
>>719282027
That's good, at least it wasn't a sad drunk.
>
Alright i gotta go to sleep. Goodnight everyone!
>>719282233
Well, that's mostly because we're meeting in vienna and I'm not yet living in vienna but instead on the countryside. If I'd live in vienna I'd be there in 10-15 minutes
>>719282040
no -_-
>>719282369
It's 6am just really cold, right when it seemed to finally warm up
I need to walk to the grocery store for food but it's cold and I'm lazy enough as is :o
>>719282489
would you love me if I was white? :o
>>719282197
I usually get a laugh out of my drunk messages. I don't really do the whole shame thing.
I've got nothing super important to do today, aside from some producing some paperwork for the project I'm working on. And I can just wake up early tomorrow to do that. It's not a big deal, I can mostly get some rest, though I probably need to write this production schedule while I can contact people about it...
>>719282302
Thank you~
So why gluten free and pears?
>>719282403
Yeeep.
Also little things like
"Would you like X or Y?"
"Yes."
It's not a big deal, but it annoys me to no end.
>>719282407
>Countryside
Oooh, that sounds absolutely gorgeous!
Do you have a nice view?
>>719282403
What have you been playing?
>>719282539
Oh that must be nice, I can't really stand myself let alone drunk
What project are you working on?
Good luck with that though
>>719282662
It's pretty gray now due to no sun and winter but yeah, it can be pretty
>>719282727
Okay no I looked at more messages and now I want to die of embarrassment.
I'm working on a student project where we're developing a game. I'm the lead programmer for the project, which is pretty neat until I realise I have to do scheduling and documentation stuff.
>>719282545
why not? -_-
>>719283162
i love robbie -_-
>>719282811
Well, I'd ask for pictures, but, y'know.
Do you like the country? Or do you prefer suburbs?
>>719282027
Portfolos are probably rather important in your line of work. Experience, too.
Do you think you'd try again if it wasn't an error, though?
>>719282904
Kek, welcome to my world. I recommend stopping
Oh that sounds really cool, what kind of game is it gonna be.
>>719283202
I love homoyoyo :o
He's just never online -_-
>>719283489
I prefer the suburbs. No need to travel far to get everything you want to have
>>719283624
Mm, I love living in the suburbs.
My Nui
>>719283489
They really are, I need to work on one anyway but if I fail it'll make it even more important.
Turns out I don't need to answer that question, the emails were sent in error.
>>719283526
Eh, I kind of enjoy getting embarrassed.
I can't really go into too many details, but it's a competitive base-building game with a focus on being accessible to people of all ages.
claim.
カラミチーマス
>>719284449
There ya go! Just a nice little scare to make your hangover a little brighter in comparison.
>Chara pointed out I should go to bed
>it's almost 6 AM
Talk to y'all tomorrow!!
>>719283577
he's just busy crashing his car -_-
>>719285271
Does he work at McDonald's?
>>719278985
WHAT COMPELS YOU TO MAKE THESE CANCER THREADS?
>>719285313
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>>719284658
Afternoon. How are you?
>>719284886
Heya! How's it going?
>>719285342
Boredom
>>719284319
>>719282498
I would advice going after a bit of sleep then.
>>719285565
I'm doing good. realy tiered today...
you?
>>719286212
I'm doing good. A little embarrassed and a little hungover, but good. Plans for the day?
>>719286438
eat food and sleep probably...
Hello, and claim
>>719286853
That all?
>>719286884
Finally out of puns?
>>719286923
Indeed, im not that punny to begin with to be honest.
>>719286923
mmm yes. I'm probably going to masturbateat some point to.
>>719287119
That's a shame. How're you doing today?
>>719287213
I'm not sure I needed to know that.
>>719285565
finals are over, only one of my classes changed and some whore took my seat in first period. Let's hope no one in this second semester class is retarded.
>>719287363
Think you did alright on your finals?
>>719287288
Im doing ok, just same shit different day. And yourself?
>>719288356
I'm pretty good, hangover is wearing off so I'm just kind of wondering what to do now. Got any plans for today?
>>719287288
c:
>>719288336
One of my finals was outside of school. I knew jackshit about Vietnamese so I had my review out and stealth cheated. Everything else was good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A&list=PLmx8qXwUiIWDqxtXHn4HgRy9t969dz3uI&index=1
sexy dance! :) shake!
>>719287363
Good for you, hope you ddid well. I have a fear of going to college. SJW's drive me nuts.
>>719288441
Im currently on a side of the world where its now night. I just got off of work an hour ago, so probably hang out here until I go to bed haha.
>>719288441
Could always be sappy again~
>>719288537
Ah, right. I just got the grades back for my finals as well and I did pretty good, so I ended up drinking so hard I died a little last night.
>>719288783
Where is it you are, if you don't mind me asking?
>>719288822
You'd like that, huh? I feel like it's your turn for that though.
>>719289043
Well shit. This may backfire but Afganistan at the moment.
>>719289479
Why would it backfire?
>>719289513
Dunno. A distrust with /b/. /b/ has been known to find its ways over the years.
>>719289609
careful D=
>>719289609
Yeah but that's quite a wide area to search.
>>719289761
Fair enough haha. Im just a little paranoid naturally.
>>719289513
are you a cute tranny?
cut me yuno
>>719289871
A lot of people are. I'm probably less paranoid than I should be.
>>719289908
I'm not really sure I can say that for myself. I'm a little biased, so I'd always say no.
>>719289993
Pics? I wish to obtain a tranny gf.
>>719290087
I kind of have a girlfriend, buddy.
You fucking weebs are really comprised with this shit
>>719290220
yes
>>719290220
Probably.
>>719290486
>>719290541
I only come here to get cute anime pics. But you seen to still come here for pure reasons
>>719290687
I'm pretty damn pure.
>>719290687
Or just here...
>>719290795
Of you say so...
>>719290813
Now that's sad
I come here because I'm autistic. :D
>holo
>>719290795
>Pure
>You
>>719290925
I do.
>>719291017
That's just fucking rood.
>>719291102
>>719291162
I'm not even lewd!
>>719291102
K' then.
>>719291191
>>719291240
I feel so personally attacked.
>>719291331
>>719291331
Then you must do as the turtle people do when personally attacked.
>>719291509
Am I just stuck being memed at now?
>>719291553
What's that?
>>719291630
>>719291661
Why this?