Webm thread, No porn please.

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>>719269832
thats pretty good
heres my only webm

>>719272017
if this was ylyl, i'd be done

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>>719271903
dont anger the dogger u nigger
(hope he gets aids)

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Fuck this 2 MB limit cancer

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>>719272029
this is what happens when you tell someone they can do anything. what a fucking joke. anyone who trains there might as well throw away their belt

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>>719272395
The fuck is going on there

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>>719272923

>>719272406
kek

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>>719272992

>>719272668
that guy sued, and won around half a million bux

>>719272510
did he died?

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>>719269832

>>719272765
thats cute

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>>719273011
im done

>>719272510
You can see his parachute open

>>719272659
Yeah. there's a lot of controversy over it. There's videos of him demonstrating techniques with other people, and they fall down/get knocked back and he never even makes contact.
The whole thing is an embarrassing sham.

>>719273069
fucking niggers

>>719272350
wtf am i watching

>>719272395
Orthodox jews are just weird.

>>719273286
Chaos comes....

>>719272666
jews

>>719273069
if she only was smart enough to stay down after the first attack

>>719273069
typical nigger

>>719273167
links to this shit?

>>719273021
he had a parachute on and deployed it, lucky he didnt knock himself out when he slipped.

>>719273425
Vids are up on youtube. I can't remember his name, but search disabled martial arts.

>>719273286
A music video from Radiohead.

>>719273384

Holy shit yes

>>719273425

Found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaXU8_soOBQ

>>719273780
he could beat me up

>>719273205
*nucking figgers

>>719273780
>disabled martial arts
what a joke. I did find the vid. the little sack of flour has spirit but thats all he has

>>719273215
That is waaay too adorable.

>>719273780
3:30 maximus kek

>>719274179
So anyone know the story?

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>>719273780
god bless his crippled heart I mean he already has the upper hand because you assume he cant do shit and that's when he strikes with full force and breaks your kneecaps bring you down to his level and that's when he has fun. I can honestly see him beating someone up

>>719274463
Hey! Hey dumbass! That is not possible at all! He's got one fucking stump leg you jackass! A full force kick from him would hurt about as much as a full force punch from a 3 year old.

>>719274463
i hope your fucking kidding

listen to this guy >>719274374

watch the vid

>>719271921
Sauce

>>719271921
Source

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>>719274883
>>719274890
just give me ur money

>>719271921
Samefagging for soz

>>719273069
Kid never laid eyes on the fight or the nigger, peppa pig was on

>>719272659
>anyone who trains there might as well throw away their belt
Every karate and tkd club in a nutshell.

>>719273167
>There's videos of him demonstrating techniques with other people, and they fall down/get knocked back and he never even makes contact.
To be fair, even karate demos with normal people do that shit. Martial arts are mostly a wank to take your money.

>>719274463
god bless your poor delusionned soul

>>719273352
Fucking pedos m8.

>>719272350
WTF you can't do this to me what was it

>>719272510
>tfw will probably never work up the balls to do something like basejumping or even skydiving

>>719272395
got the source of it with sound somewhere?

>>719273012
>that guy sued
On what grounds? Trying to offset his embarrasment?

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>>719271903
That face when u know u anger the doggo

>>719272522

this clearly belongs to a YLYL thread. could watch it again and again all day :D

>>719276567
It takes a special kind of cunt to piss of a lab.

>>719271619
may i save it?

>>719273165
tipic lara croft LUL

>>719276698
same doggo anon, i have a lab and yeah they are chill as fuck

>>719272973
How did he spin it around?

>>719274378
Why do people even ask this question when the answer is exactly the same every single time? Niggers always have and always will - nig.

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>>719272659
>>719273167
>>719275782
>>719273425
>>719275932
You guys don't know what you're talking about.
>Trained karate since I was 4
>trained in multiple countries and won nation competitions
>been homeless, hung with plenty of dangerous people, been a drug addict myself, been in plenty of fights
You guys don't know what you're talking about.

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>>719272406

>>719273780
hahaha the comments section is hilarious

the video is cringy as fuck tho

>>719276799
No, but you way fuck off to reddit.

>>719276799
look at this bitch asking permission

>>719276799
it's all yours my friend

>>719276698
Lab could have just been abused and turned into a prick. Dogs do that too.

>>719277420
I know you're a liar. Prove me wrong.

>>719277420
I never said anything about Karate.
Giving a Black Belt to a weeble with a couple of nubs, who can yell, but not defend himself in a fight is retarded.
He didn't earn it, he got it out of sympathy.

>>719272807
<3

>>719277420
>train in karate
>become drug addict
See? Karate leads to drug addiction. As if gradings, belts, uniforms and club fees weren't enough; now you have to pay for smack and meth.
But real talk though: How did you end up a drug addict? How come your sensei's corny, whimsical advice didn't prevent you from taking the dark path?

>>719272765
>Just joshin in space!

>>719272853
nature is amazing

>>719272889
to aliens we live underwater

>>719277910
that's a penis

>>719273294
lulz

>>719277793
>Belts don't mean shit.
>Karate is more then fighting.

>"he got it out of sympathy."
Wrong. I recognize the kata he's doing. In karate you do you're very best. He's got no arms or legs you expect him to be able to fight? or you want him to live the rest of his life in shame. Pathetic.

>>719277832
Well imo I wasn't a drug addict, my doctors just told me I was. Real talk, abusive family and fucked up childhood.

>How come your sensei's corny, whimsical advice didn't prevent you from taking the dark path?
lol you must be from America. The rules are just guidelines.
>dark path
lol you fucking child

>>719273165
That's actually quite impressive

>>719272992
Holy shit.....

>>719269832
That looks kind of dangerous, wouldn't want to get that stuff in my eyes.

>>719273069
Precisely why my friends and family let me know they're at my house with a text/phone call, and all the other times I answer the door to strangers there is always a pistol behind my back.

Yea I'm a paranoid fuck better safe than sorry.

>>719278539
typical arte

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>>719278660

>>719278675
he very nearly missed the bar and hit himself on his head

>>719272350
Brilliant!

>>719277968
Nature is amazing.

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>>719278699

>>719272350
White people be like

>>719272540
Sauce? I wanna watch whatever the hell that is.

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>>719271903
KEK

>>719278756
this is racist, take it down, mods!
>saved for ylyl

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>>719278576

>>719272395
I thought it was going to fall down for sure

>>719273165
Fucking legendary.

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>>719278576
You wanna fuck with me? You fucking with the best!

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>>719273011
Let me put my dick through it...

>>719278914
I could watch this for hours

>>719272784
What kind of animal is that?

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>>719278321
>practice karate
>other people are children

>>719273011
If you touch the sides do you die?

>>719279015
search youtube for "sleepover" even better google translate it to swedish or korean first

>>719279025
Lion - king of the Savannah

>>719279025
Lynx

>>719277642
:3

>>719279025
Cat with Down's Syndrome

>>719272029
DONT SAID TO ME WHAT I CANT DO !!!!

>>719279026
>all slander, 0 substance

>>719278321
you're an absolute fag m8

>>719272395
Jeez, can you imagine the smell? Disgusting.

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>>719278663

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>>719279149
Come suk on ma dick den binky boi

>>719279175
I said I answer the door with a pistol not a katana.

>>719273069
story?

>>719279010
>she could deepthroat you and lick your arse at the same time

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>>719272395
>>719276329


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1kX-Tdi1Y

>>719272659
Look at the background. It's a dojo for the disabled. Everyone there is disabled. It's make believe.

>>719279143
Did your sensei teach you to be a hypocrite, too; or was that from somewhere else?

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>>719278818
Why would anyone even save this?

>>719279172
such brutal horrible animals

>>719273384
Okay okay I'm just going to need you to contain ze calamity that is your mammaries

>>719272510
Reminds me of this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBN3xfGrx_U

>>719279378
MOAR

>>719279369
it's me u fgt

>>719269832
>Me after 3 day nofap

>>719279066
me likey!

>>719279544
TITS or GTFO

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>>719279295
This is my sensei. Best watch your mouth.

>>719272853
What the fuck is this?

>>719278781
The King and the Mockingbird. Definitely a masterpiece of an animated movie.

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>>719276799

>>719277186
Yeah, that's the question you ask.

>>719272056
man he's lucky he didn't get spinal chord damage

fuck, he probably did

>>719279844
wrek't

>>719278576
I blushed

>>719272257
monkeys outsmarting nigger. heh.

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>>719272017
>>719272308

>>719269832
>No Porn
>Posts Asian being creampied

>>719271921
SAUCE

>>719279802
Thank you kindly anon.

>>719279987
>creampied
don't confuse bukkake with creampie, Westernerfag

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>>719273294
lost

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this is now a porn thread

>>719273012
There's no way he got half a million from the company unless they personally shared the footage, or condoned sharing it.

>>719273165
what a champ

>>719272889
what the see in skypea must look like

>>719273780
I don't know about you faggots but I can see his movement as if he got hands and shit.

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Je n'aime pas le shit-tier trolls.

For anybody interested in joining a martial art here are some of the benifits:

>I do Kar-wa-tay

-Total body workout/Improved cardiovascular health/Weight loss/Muscle tone

-Self confidence/self discipline/self respect

-Improved reflexes (It's just fucking cool)

-Improved focus/stillness/Improved concentration

-Better mood/improved positive mental health

-Learn to take hits and give hits

-Learn how to read people's bodies (Great in real life for preventing a fight, spotting the aggressor)

-Meet cool people/learn from people with life experience

>some dojos are shit
>some teachers are shit
Find a good place to train and more importantly a good teacher.

Disabled people are not necessarily mentally retarded and shouldn't be treated as such. He knows he is just playing make-believe.

>>719272659
Fucking a bro...
Acceptance society is weakening humanity

>>719279172

>Shhhhhh, is okay comrade, be still now

>>719280378
they just playin

>>719271921
Why do trans always have the ugliest dicks?

>>719272853
This kinda turned me on..

>>719280340
Xerxes from 300 after hrt

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>>719280436

>>719279010
she should do lesbian porn

>>719276698
The dog had behavioral problems, that's why it's on the fucking show.

>>719273384
didn't realise this was a cringe thread

>>719279844

He died

>>719280717
Jesus, really?

>>719272522

Niggers

>>719276698
labs are cool if you let them be. this lab was not chill, at all

>>719278699
kek

>>719272853

It really needs the sound to make it work

>>719272765
"Coffee to the right, bitches to the left"

>>719273384
Aella
shes on chaturbate and myfreecams

>>719272716
He even fooled me, I saw the fencer's reflex and was like "damn, he got fucked up"

>>719280457
My dick is ugly, should I be a trans?

>>719281073
And here I am...

>>719273069

Remember kids, you don't need guns. If you can't fight with your fists, you're a pussy! Defending yourself is not a human right, Jamal needs clothes too. And your wife's/daughter's vagina.

nurse! :D
HOT DANCE! :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A

>>719278818
What was her tumblr again?

>>719280608
Kek

>>719275218
>>719275242
>>719275267

Kylie Maria

>>719279783
>INSECTS HATE HIM

>>719281099

and a bunch of shit on Reddit, too.

>>719278818
God wouldn't you just like to sniff her fresh sweaty soles while she verbally abuses you with that face <3

>>719273384
Calm your tits, lady

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>>719269832
I don't think this necessarily qualifies as porn

>>719281835
Antikek. You ruined my night.

>>719281926
Love you too

>>719280683
That webm made me really mad.

>>719279172
>Be still my dog of war !

>>719281973
*blushes*
r-really?
*dabs*

>>719272522
deadshot high af on break

>>719273294
LULW

>>719272029
Just... Just pick him up?

>>719280436
this is the most disrespectful thing u can do in sumo

>>719282121
No.

>>719279907
not really that surprising though

>>719282720
filename kek

>>719280852
No, the dude surprisingly only suffered a concussion.

>>719281912
I don't think this necessarily qualifies as webm

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>>719272056
yep
is dead

>>719279025
Since all the others are being fags, it's a Pallas Cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIXw-3H48yU

>>719272807
I'd ride her.

>>719273069
nice ass

>>719283236
Ha your so funny I almost laughed. KYS stupid fagot

>>719276799
The fuck being this retarded

>>719272659
All belts are bullshit. After a certain time and thlusands spent you "earn" the belts

>>719282644
This is fucking annoying and pathetic

>>719282609
this is cute

>>719278756
WTF how lazy are people that they have escalators for fucking floors now. For going up is one thing, but for fucking walking?

>>719278491
lost

>>719283735
this has been around for a long time afaik

>>719282970
half expected the big horse to join the hug pile

>>719283735
generally only in airports where it makes sense to speed people up. its not about being lazy

>>719277620
>missing the joke

>>719273069
ban guns!!!11

>>719272017
I always thought this one was fake, the guy is pissing with his pants halfway down? He also slips on barely any water

>>719279064
It would be extremely painful

>>719277620
it's a meem you dip

>>719273215
cute nazi blanket on sofa lol

>>719271903
>hanzo

>>719273246
Future btard

>>719283848
>>719283892
>reddit tier maymay
>missing the joke
k, kys

>>719282609
what the fuck?
> webm converted to gif converted to webm

Looks like fucking ass.
The original webm is like 1mb or smth.

>>719282720
> fake filename
no suspensors, son

>>719282609
I'd marry her and "let" her be the man of the relationship. She'd come home and kick my ass and stomp on my balls because there wasn't any rice served with the spaghetti.
>"who the hell eats rice wi-"
>I am on the floor
>what happened?
>she pulls my hair to raise my pitiful face at hers
>"Bleeding already faggot"
>she yanks off my apron to reveal a saggy pair of slimy, musky balls
>she removes her right shoe and stuffs it into my face while her warm, damp foot squishes and pummels my jewels without mercy

>>719283898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

>>719272056
he legit died lmao

>>719272029
blubber bubble attack mode... in effect!

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>>719272784

>>719284043
got nothing against it, looks nice

>>719284029
it's the prototype

>>719278699
maximum kek, fucking humans

>>719279378
Thats straya for ya cunt, pussies like your self not welcome

>>719273165
odell over here

>>719272522
lmao did anyone see the little kid run away from that filfthy nigger with fear at the last second lmao