/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

>>719266180
Bump

Why are IDs even gone?

good part of south auckland reporting in

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Why won't you faggots just fuckin' die
I hope a tsunami ends your shitty Island soon

>>719266652

>being so poorly educated you believe NZ is one island

What a fucking loser

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>>719266903
It is just one Island you stupid cunt

>>719267071

>continuing to be both the dumbest person alive AND the biggest cunt who ever lived.

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>>719267318
Dude your Island is full of dirty greasy bikers that couldn't hold shit against gangs from real countries, methhead cunts that suck off the shitty smelly bikers for small hits, and a bunch a faggots that dance around calling themselves kiwis. The moari could fuckin' eat all of you but you got them all drunk and addicted to meth. And the all blacks such dick, they could literally just line up and each try to such oats from the tip of my cock. And end up winning more games. A tsunami would make the world a better place. Faggot

>>719266903

hahaha! shutdown.

>>719267755

you have no idea.

>>719267755
Found the edgy 12-year-old
i win

The only good thing about new Zealand was this girl named Jade, but now she sucks dicks for meth.

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>>719266180

>>719266903
>look at me, i know my geography and i know how many islands are in NZ

fuck off nerd

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>>719268743
All you know is when to take the cock out of your mouth so you dont get aids.

>>719268500
Get this ugly meth head dick sucker out of here, faggot

>>719269317
fuck off faggot i will literally cuck you

Best country ever! if war breaks out in Europe I take all the money and am flying to NZ :D
Old world is dying!!

Hellos, i am in LEVIN. We're looking to drink with niggas. who in?

>>719269472

it's all because Muslim immigrants

>>719269472
fuck off we're full

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>>719269644
Yeah full of faggots, I would rather die fighting for my country then run away to an island full of gaymethaddictbuttfuckinghomos
You fucking traitor. Nwz would let you traitors in too, because they are faggots with no respect.

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hawkes bay nudes anyone

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>>719269888
I'm getting some good numbers in here tbh.

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>>719270019
Yeeuhhh post pictures of Jade not sucking dick for meth please

>>719270196
actually do have nudes of her

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Sup cunt nuggets, based Uncle Winnie here.

I go to NZ when Russians attack.Fuck german European Union! There is Moar blacks and muslims in West European country i then white people.

>>719270352
The Russians have something aimed at Nelson, you're still not safe
There is truly no escape from The Putin

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>>719270303
I bet, she was a nice girl. But now everyone knows what the back of her throat feels like. Mcfucksticks?
Accept me of course I tried to save her and bring her here. Fucking meth. Fucking bikers.

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>>719266180

aucklandfag reporting in

where the nudes at?

>>719266652

ausfag detected

anyone in welly want to get high as fuck with me? so bored

>>719270847
Fuck off Quercy

>>719270725
Nope guess again homofaggot.
Bigger, better, snowier. But close, we also follow the Queen's will... Not like you... You follow the smell of the dirty bikers dicks around like a faggfiend methodist

>>719270847
Get high on what? Meth?

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>>719270706
And there is only on Island you stupid cunt, why don't you read a fucking book instead of getting whacked on ice all day every day.

>>719270847
Yes, but I'm in palmy.

>>719270847

Where in?

>>719270926

timestamp or gtfo, ausbro

What do you think of the queen?

Auckland nudes?

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>>719271400
Queen's alright.
I wish lady Di were still alive, she was awesome. I'd feel good dying for her

>>719270847

welly is full of hipster faggots. fuck i hate cuba street.

>>719271527

You pro monarchy? What about your country as a whole. Didnt nz want to change flag? Nz republic when?

why is it that people come in to nz threads just to talk shit about nz? it's like the insecure bully who has to rag on other people at high school to make him feel better about being forced to suck daddy's dick at home.

>>719271605

nzfag here. you're on 4chan, idiot.

>>719271660
this isn't where i parked my car..

>>719271584
We did want to change the flag, its just the choices we got were fucking garbage so it didn't get voted in, there isn't much push to become a republic because it wouldn't really change anything.

>>719271584

no, they kept the union jack, won 59% to 41%

everyone knows if they turn to a republic, the government will actively encourage mass demographic change. the gooks are like a disease in auckland, but are a tiny minority everywhere else.

>>719271527
Lady Di was a whore who sucked arab dick.

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>>719271584
I'm not an islandmethaddictfag, not Australian. Not british nor southafrican
What am I? To redeem your country and gain a little bit of respect from me showing a little bit of brain.
Pic unrelated

hawkes bay nudes?

>>719271605
these threads have always been full of cucks

British guy living in Hanmer,love NZ still get confused about how kiwis mix up their vowels...a bed is pronounced bid...

>>719271660
nothin personnel kid

>>719271769

cant see new zealand becoming a republic anytime in the next 20 years. to much support for it. plus british are moving here in droves.

>>719271871

its the irish component of the langauge, people from otago and southland sound more scottish aswell. and maori's and islanders just sound like retards.

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>>719271786
Yarr but she's allowed to such whatever dick she wants. Being a princess and all. She also had tattoos and piercings and smoked weed. Now that's my kind of princess

>>719271995

i still reckon she was killed because she was pregnant to a raghead. would have brought shame on the monarchy.

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>>719271871
Kek
I better go to bid
Probably the meth rotting their talking bits away

>>719266506
good part?
Rewa here, no such thing mite

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>>719272095
Yeah idk I remember that day I was like four, my grandma was crying

>>719272137

i went to manukau westfield a few years ago, they had this huge public awareness event informing people the benefits of brushing your teeth. lol


manukau in a nutshell.

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>>719271868
if i hear the word "cuck" one more fucking time

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>Christchurch

>>719270019
got anymore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOIRMe17imo

How can you cunts bear the taste of your fucking tapwater? Tastes like drinking from a fucking swimming pool

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>>719272411

>>719272583

Depends where you are. Hutt valley stuff is chur

cuks

>>719269644
It's not Australia cunt

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>>719272635

>>719272675
Best water I had was straight from a river while working on a farm

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>>719270847
hook it up

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>>719271187

pic related, moosefaggot

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>>719272583
how poor are you that you cant afford tap water in literally this current year?

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>>719272913
You must of been desperate to get the taste of greasybikercock out of your mouf haha

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>>719272987

>>719271402
this

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>>719273032
>its another maps episode

>>719272583
we don't all live in flint, michigan buddy

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>>719272556
>>719271863
yeah you have anything?

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>>719273154
>>719273032

nice try, roundeyes

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>>719273032
Yes you are correct, eh. I am a moosefuckingfaggotofthegreatwhitenorth.
Now hear this. The two landmasses are connected underwater, same piece of rock sprouting from the ocean floor. Same Island dude. There is no way two islands could be that close in proximity and have nothing to do with eachother.

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>>719273419

>>719273474
the entire planet is the same piece of rock you turbosperg

>>719273154
Nice one bud. Fuck these faggots. Australia should annex new zealand

>>719273474
by that logic every landmass on earth is a single island, good job retard

>>719273204
damnnnnn anymore?

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>>719273474

>connected underwater

mfw

>>719273557
McKay, bud. Your can suck oats from the tip of my dick.

>>719273597
Faggot methhead.

>>719266180
invergiggle nudes?

>>719273741
I wouldn't want to see any of those mutants without clothes on

>>719273673
im not your bud, pal

>>719273474

I bet you go to bed wishing you had a decent body of water between you and Dumbfuckistan.

Nz nudes vola?

>>719273828
I'm not your pal, guy

>>719273830
We do? Palfaggot

>>719273863
make one my dude

>>719271769
The government is encouraging mass demographic change already

>>719273965
Don't fucking tell me what to do faggot

>>719272913
You must love the taste of cowshit and fertiliser runoff then.

>>719273474
Holy shit you're a fuckwit.

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>>719274016
Who gives a fuck. Get back to your meth pipe it's getting cold. All you faggots care about is getting lit. And sucking dick

>>719274018
Don't be a cunt and just make one

r/9qpv8eqw

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>>719274101
Your a dumb cunt stain that sucks biker Dicks for meth. I seriously have more respect for the scum on my shoe then you faggots nobody even gives a fuck about your Island it's just some Queer inside joke passed around by you fags inbetween meth hoots

/r/9qpw4mu4

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>>719273924

mfw there's no such thing as Canada, because you're just part of Trump Island

>>719274361
*you're

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>>719274447
Yarr. Soon it's going to be canmerissia. We're going to beat China in the end. Then hopefully new Zealand. Just a bunch of faggots living on an island. Smoking meth all day thinking they gonn get away with it.

>>719274361
same aussie faggot that comes here all the time. probably hate it so much because you got bullied while living here or something didn't ya, you fat fuck

>>719274376
>>719274291
So amazing

Yeah I didn't fit in with any of the shitstinking biker faggots. Or the meth addict cocksmokers or the drunk natives that try to eat you. Wat do?

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>>719274632

China prefecture is just the eastern part of Putinia, the largest Island on Earth. You have your work cut out for you, before you get to us.

>>719274810
ok we're getting somewhere, so you got bullied by some biker people who didn't let you play with them because you're a cringy fat fuck?

>>719274825
All in time friend all in time.
I would bet on China retreating south... They might kill you for us idk.

Any dealers in Dunners here?

>>719274966
yeah where you at

>>719275065
Fatty Lane

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>>719274896
Something like that yeah, they were like welcome to nzl smoke this method here be like us. Nahh. I said. Fuck you faggots and left.
> went outside and this bitch was all like grabbing for muh dick.
> I NEED TO SUCK YOU OFF 2$ PLEASE
> shook the bitch off and ran to the beach
> followed by hungry natives
> Fuck this
> swam to australia

>>719275098
#notacopgoingtherenow

>>719275375
#FattyLaneIsAnAreaNotASingleLocation

Pretty sure I'm safe

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>>719274924

>>719275531
Not a very big area. Quiet night, not many people about. Shouldn't be hard to spot a nigger/gang member/hobo/complete autist after a couple of laps. See you soon ;^)

>>719275644
Fuck you
I'm going to bid

>>719276066
Good luck bud I hate those methaddictbikerdicksuckingfaggots
Beat him first for anon and post pics

Austria < New Zealand

Sorry aussies....

>>719276778
gr8 b8 m8

>>719276847
Stfufaggot

Im from nz and these threads suck.

>>719276969
You suck dick for meth then you need to get home so you suck dick for bus fare and you still walk home

As Europeans after travel in Australia and New Zealand states that it is Australia is desert and all I want to kill you. New Zealand is superior beautiful landscape and climate PEOPLE!

>>719277109
y-you too.

Australia < New Zealand

>>719277147
Best place I ever visites and best place to live

New Zealanders are the biggest cunts on earth. Your women want to marry me after 2 seconds and the blokes are pure wankers.

>>719270418
nelsonian here
sounds fucking great, hope his term is extended

>>719277403
sure they do

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What's a good country-side town to visit for summer labor? I've been in the meat-works for years, keen for a change. Just have to chuck a mattress in the van.

>>719277750
Yep you are correct. Even tough your cunt sarcasm is obvious. You're a cunt as well faggot

>>719277898
the sarcasm was meant to be obvious you shitcunt

>>719266903
I hope your island tips over

>>719277952
Nice try. How about posting something good about your shit country. Every one there wants to be me. Fucking pathetic. The Maoris are the the only good thing about your pathetic cuck society.

>>719278066
yeah, well so do i

Isn't hating new Zealand so much fun.
They are a bunch of faggots
Canada and Australia are ways better.
I hope I meet a new zelandcunt I'll one day gonn get wrecked

>>719278210

Really everything in New Zealand is good.

Eurofag hear

>>719278210
elliot rodger, is that you

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Any Chchs fags here wanna post their snapchats?

>>719278381
No. I wouldn't waste good bullets on those cunts.

>>719277403
where ya from

>>719272987
TFW cucked by IDbro

>>719278519
actually, i cant disagree with that

Durries for dank in Welly?

>>719278512
Only if i'll be getting snaps like that

Any massey fags here?

>>719278512
k

>>719278210
Here in Europe you will see real cuckold fucks politics and citizens who are afraid to say anything about african race or muslims because they will be racists while the crowd is hit by a truck run by Islamist

Dumb fucking zealanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A

NEW ZEALAND WOMEN!