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Femanon here Do you autists actually believe this crap?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Femanon here

Do you autists actually believe this crap?
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no.
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>>719266056
The rules, "lady". You know them.
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Do you?

Timestamp or gtfo
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Not really.
Young people make stupid decisions and get married when they aren't ready. They mature and come to find that they aren't as compatible with their spouse as they once thought they were.

People become 'powerless' in unhappy marriages.
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you know the rules

sage
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>>719266056
nigga below looks like an n64 game general thug enemy

top looks like that faggot from every game in 2015-2017
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<your favorite bait meme>
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b/ is God's word
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>>719266197
>>719266324
i don't get why people on this board, who presumably don't get a whole lot of chances to talk to a girl in a comfortable environment, just desperately beg for nudes instead. you have infinite porn at your disposal.
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>>719266056
>autists here

Hi there!
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>>719266647
because its interactive and probably more exciting than rewatching the porn theyve all seen probably 10000 times again and again.also theyre all prolly underage newfags that flock to anything that has tits and a pussy.
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>>719266056
I mean I gained a bit of weight after marriage because the wife likes to cook/bake but apart from that yeah its bs
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>>719266647
>>719266894
samefag
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>>719266647
Alright, I'll explain it to you.

First watch this @ 3:56
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iARHCxAMAO0
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>>719266950
try harder. also thanks for the (you) i guess
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>>719266968
Then watch this @ 24:35
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vagVf5cf-V0
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>>719266647
I think the funniest thing about it is that none of them would do it if they didn't first see a bunch of other people doing it.
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>>719266056
NOT AN ARGUMENT
TITS OR GTFO
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>>719266647
In the internet, no privileges are given because nobody here wants to fuck you.

So in order to be acknowledged as female instead of just another anon it is required of you to show tits.

It is not about the tits. Its about principle.
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>>719267076
Yeah, what is proxy?
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>20 replies
>still no tits

SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
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>>719266647
>>719266894
Actually it's to make dumb bitches like you feel uncomfortable and leave, because otherwise 4chan becomes an endless parade of retarded attentionwhores and their enablers.

We don't actually want to see. Like you said, infinite porn. What we want is for you to either leave or stop attention-whoring. And before you talk about awful misogynists, 4chan is disproportionately female according to Alexa.
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>>719266056
no pussy pass here.
Tits or GTFO
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>>719266647
>>719266968
>>719267154
>don't have feminists puppeting them
Women always demand that an environment cater to their feelings. Since they've entered into nearly every aspect of public life, work and school, there are no more places where men can speak freely without women standing there, tapping them on the shoulder, demanding they muzzle it.

This board is a safe space for men. It's a place where men can come and be men and not have women try to censor our speech. Its' nearly the only place on earth where we can speak like men without getting fired or expelled and we guard our ability to speak offensively here like it's buried treasure.
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>>719267213
I think the funniest part is that you're a samefag who should lurk more or just kill yourself.
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>>719266056

tits.

now.
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>>719267432
tfw i have a dick lol just white knighting is all
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>>719267329
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>>719267588
>tfw i have a dick
For how long?
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>>719267432
But if it's impossible for someone to say they're a girl in any context, then that increases the rarity of announced girls, which in turn amplifies the amount of chaos caused by someone announcing they're a girl.

Things go nice and smoothly when people can be open about their gender, even in very immature communities.
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>>719267588
It was funny and cringeworthy in 2007, now it just makes me genuinely despise you as a person.
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>>719267661
22 years. i was born july 1994
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>>719267711
do i care? you act like im on 4chan to get buthurt
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>>719266056
This speaks truth on so many different volumes.
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>>719266056
tits or gtfo
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>>719267709
tits or gtfo
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>>719266968
>>719267154

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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>>719267709
Yeah, "smoothly" as in very friendly to attention-whores and their cults, heavily censored, and stiflingly unoriginal and obsessed with people rather than ideas.

The irony is that 4chan is the "your genitals don't matter" pure abstract paradise of every "gender is a social construct" tumblrites' wet dreams.

>>719267803
Take your passive-aggressiveness to Reddit you retarded weepy faggot
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>>719267485
underrated
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>>719267964
never been to reddit in my life. never will.
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>>719267432
good post
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>>719267803

it doesn't matter what you came here to do. You're on 4chan and you're butthurt.

Kill yourself.

Also tits before you anhero.
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>>719268077
Yeah. Sure.
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>>719267485
nailed it.
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>>719267964
Look outside of 4chan though; if you look at something completely disconnected with 4chan, and it's something that isn't sexual, then there's no clear obsession with girls.
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>>719266647
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>>719268479

and it's filled with degenerate attention whoring social justice faggots that demand everybody they don't like get banned because they put labels above everything else.

On 4chan, labels don't matter. Everybody here is a cockmunching nigger virgin that lives in his mom's basement.

And that's the way it's gonna stay.

So again.

TITS OR GTFO
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>>719267485
Well put.
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>>719268782
>gets out so little that he doesn't even know the internet outside of 4chan aside from what he's seen posted on 4chan
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>>719267485
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>>719266056
It's mostly just realizing how much power she has over you once you're married.
Should she decide to divorce you, you're at the mercy of her and the judge; divorces rarely end with all parties happy, and trust me, she's going to make sure she'll walking away without a scratch on her.
The guy inevitably gets thrown under the bus as a result.

Before that point, the guy is turned into a sycophantic pussy so he doesn't have to see what an acrimonious divorce looks like in person. He slowly has what made him him drained into a toadying ball of submissiveness, until his wife finally realizes that she's married to a cuck and eventually goes the final step and cheats on him.
If he's lucky, that's all it remains as and he can still see his children and hold on to whatever finances he didn't sink into his wife.
If not, see the previous paragraph.

Don't get me wrong, there are some marriages that people get right (mainly because both of them were good and decent people and actually knew who each other were and what they were getting into), but it's ludicrous to expect someone to take that risk just because "it's what people do", especially at an early point in the relationship.
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>>719266647
Because when u say
>femanon here
Instead of doing what you're suppose to fucking do and not do that, most idiots will believe it's an actual female. The ancient Oldfags of pre 2010 /b/ were smart enough to keep checks and balances on posts and anons. You say you're a girl? Prove it with tits and a Timestamp so that it evens out.

Newfags today it doesn't really matter with, because as you see, you've already gotten 200 replies and only about 4 of them were the only response you would have gotten in the past - sage
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>>719269124

im still waiting for tits you slut
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If you don't plan on proving you're a girl, what's the point of announcing to the board you're a girl?

Did you think you would get extra points in the 4chan secret club or something?

You don't get special attention just because you announce that you're a female. We don't give a shit, if anything it's annoying because we constantly have to tell people of your gender that we don't give a shit.

You being a female is in no way relevant to the post, and now your being defensive because nobody gives a shit who you are here.
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>>719269578
>talking about oldfags
>still thinks sage is a downvote
I'm gonna bump this thread just to tweak your jibs, newfag.
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>/sage
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>>719269735
>jibs
>downvote
Hi rddit. Just got here from rddit eh? Yeah thought so. Please try to embarrassingly fake prove you didn't get here from leddit. Go ahead this should be good.
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tits or gtfo
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>>719270192
If you say reddit one more time you'll summon a genie
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Nope, although there are some kids here who do since it's what they see in movies and what not.
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>>719270128
*farts on*
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>>719267076
Are you a bozzenoggle?
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Not to that comical degree; but marriage is undeniably a risky and stupid thing to do in this day and age. It's just asking for trouble really.
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>>719268699
This. I'd have sworn this was common knowledge after 5 fucking years but no, bitches still want their instagram attention
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Try to disprove why this man isnt god
Pro tip:
>you can't
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>>719268479
>no clear obsession with girls
I commend you for never having seen a 9gag comment section.
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>>719266647
Because it's not really a girl you cuck faggot.
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>>719270589
>hundreds of millions
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>>719266056
It's pretty funny when men complain about the gender dynamic of marriage. In nature, males and females usually differ in reproductive fitness optima. Males generally prefer to maximize their number of offspring, and therefore their number of mates; females, on the other hand, tend to care more for their offspring and have fewer mates. Because of this, there are generally more males available to mate at a given time, making females a limited resource. This leads males to evolve different mating behaviors to acquire mates. Primal humans weren't monogamous - monogamy was developed socially over a long period of time, and is actually advantageous for men because it helps to ensure that there will be mates available for each man - which may not have been the case otherwise. If it weren't for marriage and monogamy, a much larger percentage of men would be unable to find a mate.
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>>719266647
Cause I don't want to waste my precious cum for a mid aged faggot
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>>719266056
This picture is constantly proved by real life.
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>>719271144
Oh fuck off.
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>>719270965
You'd have a point if there were no such thing as divorce.
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>>719271241
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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no tits?
sage
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>>719271338
Doesn't change anything, actually. The fact that people are socially pressured to form monogamous relationships in the first place is all it takes.

Also, divorce is a lot more common now than it was a hundred years ago.
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>>719271404
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
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>>719266056
Hell yeah
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>>719266056
I don't believe in marriage. I believe in civil unions, mutually beneficial partnerships, agreed upon between two consenting adults, who love and respect each other.

I'll be honest, a lot of women are out for the money, the material things; they don't love the men they are with. They might think they do, but the reality is, they are in love with their wealth, or their dick. Those relationships never end well.

Now, finding a partner that respects you? A decent girl? That's a one-in-a-million thing. I wouldn't do her the disservice of marrying her. Stuck in a loveless situation, potentially? Fuck marriage. It's overdone. Too set in stone.
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Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.
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>>719266056
It's tempting to think that so it's funny to pretend, but most users don't believe in that kind of stuff. The loud users certainly do though.
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Just search "mgtow" on youtube. Guys get better with age. Women in their 30s hit "the wall" like a mack truck at 80mph. There are no benefits to marriage anymore for men.
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>>719271438
I'm not talking about 100 years ago, I'm talking about here and now, where every woman believes that 80% of men are below average ( https://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/ ), where they can burn a relationship down at will and are even financially incentivized to do so.
That much vaunted social pressure doesn't do shit in the face of that.
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>>719271463
Love the pasta, molto bene
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>>719271809

I think you misunderstood what I was saying.

They are pressured to form monogamous relationships in the first place, so in many cases the affect on the proliferation of genetic material in the genepool is already done by the time they've decided to file for divorce. If it weren't for the institution of marriage, and monogamy by extension, those people wouldn't get any pussy in the first place - ever. So it's pretty silly to complain about a system that evolved to give you an advantage over the opposite sex in sexual competition.
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>>719266056
Summed up perfectly by Bill Whittle at the end.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04j1RqInHjE
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>>719268699
It's sad you need to post this.

Cheers, I guess.
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>>719266056
Or this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ys3WFPc8d3Q
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>>719272009
I don't give a shit about my "proliferation of genetic material."
And, apparently, "wouldn't get any pussy in the first place - ever" doesn't apply to prostitutes, which have been around ever since primates were around, maybe even earlier.
It's not like marriage provides no advantage to women, even in ancient times: it kept her from getting old and left by the curbside because she could no longer pump out kids or lost her looks or shit, the stud she met just got bored with her.

Finally, like I said before, divorce undermines that social pressure because she might be pressured to get into her first relationship, but once she already has kids, she can just take the guy for everything he's worth and move on to the next one. And I don't value pussy as highly as my life savings.
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>>719272501
I hate that guys voice. He uses the exact same tonal fluctuation for every god damned sentence and it's annoying as hell.
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>>719272610
Not to mention he comes off as a moron to me.
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>>719272505

Proliferation of genetic material is literally your only biologically driven goal in life. If you don't want to have kids, you're a damaged animal.

>"I don't value pussy as highly as my life savings."

This is just a blatant lie. You are biologically programmed to value sexual reproduction above everything else. Don't argue with me in bad faith, anon, it's not nice.
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>>719272706
Just because you follow your dick around everywhere doesn't mean I do the same.
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>>719272766
If I pass on my genetic material, and you don't, I've surpassed you as a biological organism and you've failed at being a lifeform. I really don't know how to put that any more succinctly.
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>>719272706
Also, you really don't know the value of the dollar if you think all the money you've made in exchange for one or two kids is a good trade off.
You could get 10 times that from surrogates, and even more if you're willing to take illegal measures.
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>>719272610
god. you're right, that is annoying.

lol, do you think he's gone his whole life talking like that and couldn't get a girlfriend because of it and so he became "MGTOW" out of bitterness when all along all he had to do to get a girlfriend is stop talking like a fucking robot?
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>>719272829
>You've failed at being a lifeform
You have a very narrow view of life.

What about Newton?
He pioneered the foundation of all physics and died a virgin.
He's had far more affect on the course of human history compared to Genghis Khan, who was probably the most laid man in history.

It's just sheer autistic denial of another perspective to think that all there's only one way you can "succeed" at being an organism (and it just so happens to be your way), as if there was a way to "succeed."
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>>719270309
Reddit
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>>719273116
Nah, it's got nothing to do with perspective, biological organisms are driven to reproduce, it is their most basic instinct and their greatest tool for collective survival. You're off your rocker if you think otherwise, lol, it doesn't matter how much of history you impact after you die - the only physical remnant of you is in the other humans that sprouted from your seed, and if you don't reproduce, you may as well not have ever existed in the first place.

There's a reason family lineage was considered to be a person's most important and defining trait for most of history. It wasn't until the industrial revolution and the first world war that we started defining ourselves by our place of birth or residence instead of our bloodline, and that was primarily because of nationalism - which was used as a tool by the vast majority of world powers to drum up support and put their industrial manufacturing capacity into overdrive. If you don't think it's important to continue your bloodline, you are brainwashed and defective.
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>>719272610
Same. It is god damn painful to sit through but that one video I found to be most entertaining, contentwise.

Marriage is the ultimate bargaining chip for a woman. Once married, divorce is an easy way to twist the knife stuck in any guy or used as a veiled threat.

Take it from me, being committed to a women like myself (16 years) with 3 of our kids and no marriage keeps us on our toes. Neither of us have the option of that ultimate FU to the other. We don't devolve into fat fucks or creatures of habit.
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>>719273510
But marriage provides an advantage to men by ensuring that more women are available than they would be in a polygamous society?

Would you rather live in a world where a small number of men fuck all the women and the vast majority are cucked for life? I don't think so.
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>>719272892
Pretty sure it's his accent. Although I can only guess, heavy welsh with scottish... or some fucked up new Zealand combined with another region.
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>>719273631
That isn't really a good arguement. I'm basically saying marriage has more legal pitfalls in this day and age. Second, a couple can be committed without "marriage". Like me and my woman, 16 years together. Or as my coworker joked and called us a "mating pair". We're committed to each other and supporting our kids like a traditional family, minus the marriage part.
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>>719273502
And you're giving totally subjective value judgments that few "non-defective" people share.
You could take anything in human culture that doesn't directly relate to sexuality and say that that is the highest good in all of society because we've valued it since the dawn of civilization, and should be valued higher at the cost of all other values.

Imagine this scenario.
You're kept restrained in a sperm milking device for your entire life. You will see nothing, talk to no one, and will never experience anything close to comfort or pleasure (the milking device doesn't jack you off, it extracts semen directly from your testicles). However, the people that kept you in this state are taking your semen and impregnating tons of different girls.
By the end of your ordeal, your genetic line will dwarf Genghis Khan's.
By a factor of 10.

If you're telling me that that is a happy existence, you're the one arguing in bad faith.
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>>719266056
No, but they fall out of love anyway, stop taking care of themselves, and are stuck with each other. This goes for most married couples.
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>>719266968
>>719267154
Fuck Toronto.
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>>719266056
>autists
By using that word, you belong to the group labeled as such. 'tard.
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>>719274114
Don't go full retard in your examples.

The dude is basically right. Procreation is the core of life after self-preservation. Key thing being procreation with desired partners that does indeed illicit good physical sensations. Remove choice of partner and feeling in an unrealistic example is silly. Sex with the fittest and most attractive all drives that urge, not unknown possible land whales and future British Royalty.
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>>719273980
That's fine, but you're still in a monogamous relationship, which was mainly what I was referring to. You're a committed couple, but if it weren't for the fact that society pressures people to form consenting monogamous relationships, they probably wouldn't. It isn't how prehistoric humans behaved, or how any of our primate relatives behave. In most animal species, males are forced to be coercive toward females in order to copulate. They do this through a variety of methods - harassment, threats, violence, rape, etc. Females, on the other hand, can afford to be as picky as they want - in fact, they are biologically encouraged to be. This gives women an inherent advantage in sexual competition, monogamy is humanity's way of balancing out that advantage without having to resort to sexual coercion.
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>>719266056
yea my brother contracted down syndrome the second he said "I do"
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>>719272258
moar
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>>719274545
You missed the point of my example.
My point was, procreation isn't the end all be all of life.
If it was, every man would agree to this arrangement in a heart beat and would see themselves as no worse off as a result.
And as you said, it's not procreation itself that drives people, it's the pleasure from it.
It appears then, that pleasure is the highest good in life, so we should all hop on as many hardcore drugs as we can.
Or, bare with me this might sound crazy, we say that some people genuinely like some things more than others and leave it at that.

Also, as long as I'm being a retard, it's "elicit" not "illicit."
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>>719274686
All valid points. Although as for human, it depends on the culture. All that rape, violence, etc talk and you might sound like a Muslim looking at woman.

Again, that first youtube video has all the valid points of what marriage used to bring as rewards of monogamy.
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>>719275193
Culture is irrelevant, it's what is prevalent in nature across the board in the vast majority of animal species and what is likely to happen in a state of nature where there is no rule of law. There's a reason there are rape scenes in every post-apocalyptic movie, TV show, novel and short story.
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>>719275345
Culture does play a part. If rape is an acceptable happenstance in post-apocalyptic scenario. Where does that put a culture like the middle east vs western. I'd say in the more barbaric. So having culture affects the normalcy of these and other activities.
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>>719273631
we life in this world....
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>>719273663
no. it's the way he makes every sentence sound nearly identical. Where he raises his voice and where he lowers it is the same for every sentence.

It wouldn't matter what accent he was using, it would still cause me to cringe.
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>>719266056
No, It just play's on insecurity.
That being said women do noticeably change before and after marriage.
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>>719266056
It's not directly about how she sees you, it's the fact that women are insanely insecure so for the first nine months she's jealous of every girl you talk to and every Instagram or Facebook like you make, and then the second she gets you to not be interested in others, she drops you because nobody wants to be a part of a club that would let them be a member. Women are experts at fucking up their own happiness, it's like their greatest skill!
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>>719276093
The only thing that changes is she no longer has to conceal who she really is.
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>>719270724
The old guard is dead anon. the few who didn't migrate to bluer pastures (and from there dispersed into the night) stayed and tried to train the newfags.

We tried, and still some try to this day, but this a land of barbarians and summer. The old chan, the lurking chan, the not a fucking army chan, is dead and gone.

We are the last Romans in Rome so to speak.
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this fucking thread is cancer fuck off you stupid balling cunts
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>>719276483
I'll die with sage in all fields and an ancient meme as image before I see this website overridden by normalfags and newfags.
The war against facebook shall endure, anon.
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>>719270717
it's as risky as any other bussiness venture/relationship. there are such things as love, respect and compromise. I am married and I trust my wife and I believe she trusts me. My parents have been married for 25 years now and they never considered divorce, even when they had problems, my inlaws are the same way, te same goes for all of our grandparents, I think that if you find a good partner marriage can be a great thing
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>>719277638
There's the rub.
Good partners are as rare as hen's teeth.
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>>719266647
Newfag as fuck.
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>>719277810
I agree to an extent, but how come in my entire family no one got divorced, I mean we are not all perfect people/partners. I think people shouldn't get married on a whim or because of pressure, that is what causes divorces in my opinion, but once you have spent some time with your partner and felt each other out, I think an average person should be able to determine if this is a person one should spent the remainder of one's life with
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>>719274973
Moral relativism is a thing and the idea here is sound.

It is our biological imperative to procreate. However this is not hard coded into our genetics (wut?). The seeking of pleasure is, and in fact the reason sex is pleasurable to begin with is to make it more attractive to do. It's not hard coded in us to just procreate, it doesn't make you defective, it just makes different yo.

However, it's pointlessly reductive to say that the point of all life is reproduction, that's a very narrow field of view. There really isn't a point or reason to life, it just is. It's a system to move material that showed up because chemistry and entropy are a thing. Adding an inherit meaning is fucking pointless.

Now lets go on to the Humanist approach. We put meaning and purpose into our lives, we invented a god to hate the things we hate (Zeus hates jews right?), we gather with the people we feel like the same things as we do, and generally are dicks to anyone who has a differing point of view. But fuck we are well past and gone when it comes to Built-In shit mattering.

Naturalism passed us the fuck a long time ago. we cannot live in a natural, or even naturalist state, we simply have progressed beyond simple biological organisms. We have technology that sustains us, we have works of art that outlasts us.

We've moved past the ideas of the old, or are at least trying to,

Fun Fact~ we make our own purpose in life, and the only one who can really decide if they succeeded in that, is ourselves. Anything more is toxic to the new humanity.
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>>719278006
Just be careful you don't take too long and end up stranded in your 30s.
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>>719278314
I'm already married, but I dated my wife for 5 years before that. we got married after we graduated
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>>719278622
Good to see your time-investment paid off.
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>>719277498
The war never ends, and we keep marching on
The rules always bend, and we keep marching on
Summer will always come, and we will keep marching on

for we are anon.
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>>719266056

I actually just got married 5 months ago. My view is that if she doesn't respect you when you're married, she didn't respect you when you were dating. If you're like most faggots on 4chan, I can hardly blame her.

However, if this meme is about how she sees you sexually, then I have to say that there is some truth to that. This doesn't mean me and my wife don't have sex, we do, but it's because I demand it as a basic prerequisite for the continuation of our marriage. The emotional distance that is closed by marriage makes you seem less thrilling to women. The need to "prove" herself and earn your attention isn't there anymore.

Are you married OP?
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>>719269521

What if her name isn't on the title of the house? She works too, so the alimony payments are going to be tough to stick on me.
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>>719279145
Enjoy your divorce
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>>719270732
He's from Minnesota. Practically Canadian. pfft.
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>>719279314
>>719279234
This is me actually.
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>>719279145

>I actually just got married 5 months ago

Wait until the honeymoon phase is over chump
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>>719279556
Honestly, very little has changed. We've been living together for three years beforehand.
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>Femanon here
Instantly stopped reading there desu
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>>719279610
It does change my friend, whereas before there was a risk that if she treated you like shit for a month on end you'd get tired of her and leave, now she can get away with that and more because it's gonna have to be something pretty massive to make you divorce her and take the social stigma that comes with it.
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>>719279610

You're forgetting the contract. You're locked now, she doesn't have to worry some random bitch is going to pass by and get you or that you say "fuck this noise" and shove off.
I mean you can still do this but the costs both social and economic will be higher than when you were single and as every year passes those costs will go higher and higher.
Since she has you by the balls, why will she bother to suck your cock, why cook, why treat you with respect, you're not going anywhere, it's my way or you're a no good man-child/irresponsible/chicken shit man who abandons his family.

You wont see this pattern clearly until 3 or 5 years into the marriage, but it will come bud, and then you'll remember the retards on /b/ telling you about it.
So enjoy it for now.
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>>719267154
dude. thanks alot for sharing these links
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>>719279770

oof...are there more pics like this?
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>>719278098
I would just like to say that following this reply chain about the meaning of life has been one of the most intelligent and interesting things I've read on /b/ for a looong time.
Thank you anons.
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>>719266056
yeah but I actually think it's worth it
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>>719267322
Dubs speak truth
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>>719267154
33:00 "giving [women] the vote was a mistake."
damn. I though it was prohibited to raise such opinion, but it's even greater that a female is saying it.
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>>719280701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8tToFv-bA
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>>719266916
Same, you'd be surprised how much difference a few herbs make.
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