Most creative way to kill yourself. Go

Marry Courtney Love

>>719247815
backflip onto a wood chipper.

Backflip onto courtney love

>>719247815
repost

>tie razor wire around neck
>tie wire around railing 3 stories up
>hot glue hands to head
>fucking jump for it
>tfw you ripped your own head off outside

>>719247815
Drink like a bottle of vodka when there's snow falling outside and go lie in the woods. Homeless people do this by accident every day, it's legit just falling asleep and not waking up.

>>719247815
Get murdered by artists

hmm.. reminds me of that old story

>prepare poison, rope, gun
>go to golden gate bridge
>swallow poison, prepare hanging, work the slide
>jump
>fire on rope, survive fall, puke poison & break your legs
>manage to get to the bank
>die from exposure

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethylmercury

This seems fun

Jump into the crocodile exhibit at the zoo and wrestle one with one hand tied around your balls

Mary Amy Schumer

>>719247815
Cover self in honey and jump onto massive fire ant nest. Scream for hours, then die. Eventually.

>>719247815
Not exactly creative but the best way to an hero / create a new life.
Instead of hanging or shooting yourself - rob a fucking bank. Go in with plenty of rounds and demand it all. You either get away with 'fuck you' money and start a new life or suicide by police. Atleast you give yourself a chance.

>>719249999
Who is Mary

>>719247815
>Wear a meat disguise
>Enter to a lion cage/safari.
>Wait for lions to eat you.
>Ripperino.jpg

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for reals

>>719250091
i think he meant marry?

>>719247815
bite your own dick off and vamp out the blood if you think it might clot

>>719250377
hang myself. the rope is tied to 800 balloons.

>>719247815
Use a sword like a suction cup dildo and ram it through ur ass and insides
>saw dis in hentia

convince your mom to help you.

>>719247815

Go to a martial arts tournament.

Before your match take a dosage of cyanide pills enough to take effect in no less then 9 seconds into match.

Make a horror show of the martial match on purposely run into a blow or get choked out. while suffering the effects of poison and forever fucking over the opponents conscious.

Profit.

Get evidence of The Clintons' crimes and threaten to out them

>>719250258
Source of meme? Newfag here

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>>719249999

>>719251906
made it take it idc

Stand the fuck back. I got this.

>Secure lengthy razor sharp wire noose to neck.
>Glue your hands to your face/skull
>Jump from exorbitant height
>Head instantly decapitated from your corpse
>You plummet to the ground holding your own head

How'd I do?

>>719247815
make a noose out of thin, strong wire. super glue your hands then grab tufts of your hair. jump off a height so that the wire decapitates you, making it look like you ripped your head off

>>719252411
Wow nigger, really? You plagiarizing fuck.Fuck you and your dubs.

Go into the south side of chicago with a bullhorn screaming I hate niggers. Works best if you're white.

>be a nigger
>walk down the street at night

get in a high speed chase with the police, lead them into the desert. once you're out far enough, tie a parachute cord around your neck, throw a brick on the acccelerator pedal, and open the parachute. police will be chasing your dead body flying around the desert

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irl death match with people from ANTIFA

they're easy to find these days

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>>719248136
>>719252276
>>719252411
Non originell faggots

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Planet Nibiru draws ever closer and what are you faggots doing? Wasting your time on the internet jerking your tiny dicks to traps and nigger cuck porn. Well I got news for you: Obama has no intention of leaving office for he is the 44th king of Babylon. Blood will flow from every nation and fire will rain from the sky. You will all beg for death as you are buried in the ashes of your loved ones but death will not come. Humanity will be plunged into eternal darkness. Say your prayers, faggots...

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>>719250258
i wish I was a meme

Rent industrial wood chipper
Point towards 6 foot tall evergreen tree
Maximum revolutions
Slip and slide head first

Merry Christmas!

burn yourself in front of the whitehouse

Run through a busy street without a shirt screaming I know the spirits are coming soon to garner attention, later that night go into an airtight room and fill it up with Carbon Monoxide and suffocate to death, then they examine your body they won't find any trams and when people hear about it some will remember you from the screaming earlier that day and will be scared shitless of the "spirits"

>>719254574
Show me evidence of this suicide idea being posted before now, you anonymous piece of shit. I came up with this a long fucking time ago. It helps to know that I started this kind of thread when it first happened on 4chan. I am the original fucking poster of this creative suicide thread, you insignificunt little fuck.

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>>719255209
>first happened on 4chan

I will fucking kill you anon

>>719247815
>get a canvas
>prick your finger
>start painting with your blood
>continue to prick various parts of your body and paint
>keep painting until you lose to much blood and die

>>719247815
Idk how you specially could do it
But if I ever blew my brains out I'd want like a stencil on the wall spelling something

Like "Fuck Off" that way if you ever UV it says fuck off lol

>>719247917
kek

Go into a biker bar with a pair of scissors and cut off as many ponytails as you can. If that doesn't work tell them a joke.

What's the difference between a hoover and a harley? The harley holds two dirt bags.

>>719248136
literally old est and gayest meme ever

discover time travel and go into the twin towers on 9/11

Shotgun to the dick.

>>719255373
Do it, buddy. I will welcome your sweet, creative demise to my end. I'd tell you all about the dream I had earlier today in which I experienced death and its "not-actually-scary" end, but that'd take too long. TL;DR: I dreamt I was shot in the chest by a .44 Magnum, and died sweetly, only to come back in conscious form. I am not afraid of death, now.

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>>719249999
Seriously? No one is going to acknowledge these digits

>>719249999
>>719255999
don't ever chek with me or my son again

>>719255846
No joke my mom worked in an ER. Kid gets life flighted in. He tried to rig a shotgun to blow his brains out. When he pulled the string the shotgun fell down and blasted him straight in the groin. Lost his nuts, lost his dick, lost some of his colon. Much worse off than before.

>>719256115
your mom took his mangled dick home and its in her ass right now

>>719255373
Also, I'm drunk as fuck, you little bitch. I'm so fucked up, I couldn't fight back for shit. I welcome your lame brained ending to my unique existence. I want to die, you cocksucking fuck.

>>719254911
get out.

>>719251906
get out.

>>719250076
I like the way you think