>ITT We run the Krusty Krab

>>719245339
HEY YOU NIGGERS, I NEED SOME FUCKING LETTUCE, SOME GREEN FAGGOT WANTS A KRABBY PATTY!

>>719245507
Did you check the ice room?

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"Spongebob I need 3 krabby patties and a medium coke.. no, large. whatever, make it medium, who cares."

>>719245339
waiter
there's a hair in my krabby patty

>>719245571
WHO THE FUCK WOULD PUT LETTUCE IN THE FUCKING ICE ROOM?!

>>719245585
They're probably the Frycooks pubes, enjoy

Is this the krusty krab?

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id like a small clover salad please ^-^

>>719245507
>>719245571
>>719245576
>>719245585
Checked the Ice Room, we're all out of lettuce
The patties are on the grill though.
BTW there is not a hair in your krabby patty, get the fuck off of business property

>>719245783
NO THIS IS PATRICK

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>>719245790
W-what is a salaaad.

>>719245576
ORDER UP YOU SUNSABITCHES, HERE COME KRABBY PATTIES WITH NO LETTUCE!

Heil Hitler

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>>719245917
i-im sorry what?

>>719245835
Oh, should I go get some more lettuce anon?

>>719245960
Spingebob, stop saying weird stentences

>>719246047
WE DON'T SERVE SALAD HERE NIGGER!

>>719246088
Uhh, maybee, do we need that to make a salaad?
>>719246047
I'm not sure we have that on the menu>>719246178
but i think the customer is always right?? idk, i'm on break

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Oh Squidward senpai. I don't have any sand dollars. Can I pay a different way?

Rev up those fryers

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>>719246325
We're all gay here, get out!!! NOW!!!!!

>>719246325
Squidward is off, I don't want squirrel pussy

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>>719246178
y'know.. i wouldnt talk to a cop like that if i were you..

>>719246541
I apologize for the fry-cook, he just lost his wife to AIDS, but i dunno what a salaad is. we don't serve foreign food here. I literally have no idea what the fuck spanish shit you're saying. NO HABLO ESAGGNAAL BUEENO, SENORA!

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>>719246541
I want to cum inside the bunny

We sell pizza now

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>>719246703
squidward, um, you should take the day off buddy, maybe don't come back...

>>719246541
I wouldn't talk to an esteemed member of the KKK like that if I were you, N I G G E R

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>>719246694
its like a Krabby patty, but without all the meat cheese and buns .. pretty simple

>>719246782
The crusty krab pizza is the pizza, for you and me.

>>719246843
JESUS CHRIST FRY-COOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR WIFE TO AIDS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT!>>719246868
bitch dats all the ingredients of a krabby patty! u high or some shit! been hittin them corners???

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Yes can I have a pizza with a diet dr kelp

>>719245339
If dubs we change it's name to the Krusty Kebab.

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stop saying nigger. you're scaring away all me customers!

>>719246541
Youre pretty sad please leave your body as quickly as you can you fucking faggot

>>719247060
kek

>>719247025
Here's your pizza sir. everything u ordered

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*inner thought*

man this place isn't bunny friendly... maybe i should dodge and not waste my money .. :/

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>>719246703
is this guy retarded?

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>>719247298
Can I cum inside you?

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>>719247298
b'waaaaaah! Don't you know our grills use only the finest propane!

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Excuse me, but what is your atmosphere like in this establishment?

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>>719247473
water

>>719247033
One crusty kebab please. With extra secret recipe... On the side.

No this is Patrick

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>>719247386
I can offer a fat think amount of money for tapping that hare ass.
Are you interested?

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>>719247118
Where's my drink, my diet dr kelp?!?
How am I suppose to eat this with out my diet dr kelp

>>719247577
One Krusty Kebab with Turkroach on the side coming right up!

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>>719247544

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>>719247783
B-but, u didn't order any, d-diet dr. kelp sir...

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>>719245790
>>719246047
>>719246541
>>719246868
>>719247298

get the fuck off my site faggot

>>719247730
Maybe

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Yall niggas hirin'?

Can i have mr krabs huge middle aged dick in my asshole.

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>>719248070
HELLLLL YEAAAAAH BOY! we recently lost our fry-cook. he lost his wife to AIDS and couldn't stop saying nigger, if you can avoid saying nigger in front of the customers you're in.

>>719248070
No. No sandwiches always

I would like 1 million krabby patties

>>719245339
ANON! WE NEED MORE ONIONS, SOME FAGGOT THOUGHT IT WAS A BROWSER.

>>719245668
HEY! THERE'S SOME LETTUCE UNDER THAT CAVEMAN!

>>719245790
No, we don't sell salads. We only sell Krabby Patties and fast food stuff. Go kys, thanks for choosing us!

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>>719247428
..

>>719248889
You dropped a quarter. Can I have it?

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>>719247428
. . . Fuck yoo shiet

>>719248974
It seems like squidward stole your dime.

>>719248256
Aight. Set me up at that fryer my man.

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I just came from the chum bucket, they have better prices, why should I pay more for whats basically the same food?

>>719249124
Do you like living?
If not then go on ahead and eat the chum

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as an obese under-the-sea animal i expect full accommodations for my 600lb self. Where are your restrooms?

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>>719248974

mr. crabs. wheyres dat mawny you owe me? u aren't goin m8ke a crab pull owt hees harppon gun n'ow are'ye?

>>719249262
Down the stairs and to the left. Keep walking until you hit the large open room that's shaped like an oven

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>>719249069

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>>719249578
everytime i talk i curse, waterbreathing scum. now serve me a burger

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>today at the kk
>time to order a burger and drink
>mfw not enough shenanigans

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>>719249472
>>719249472

do you have anything glutten free?

>>719250096
kek naw

>>719250096
Oh yeah we got some good ass ice cubes you fucking queer.

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>>719250096
shit'l make yer fish-dick fly off

>>719250096
You can eat Mr.Krabs

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>>719250293
Ice cube

>>719250293
rude, 2 stars

tHERES NO FUCKING CHEESE

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>forgot to clock out last week

>>719250766
Go eat some sand you tree hugging hippie. Gluten intolerance my fishy ass.

>>719247404
Kek

>>719250955
OMG, i'm honestly feeling like so attacked right now, where is the manager?

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>>719250053
i will fix that

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>>719251347
HOW CAN I HELP YOU NIGGA?

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>>719250096

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HAMBURGER PLS?

>>719251471
OMG, that's racist, what kind of troglodites come to eat here, i'm gone, so gone

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>>719250948
wow!! w-where can i get those vibrating pens ? i need some of them for .. ehm further study

>>719251471
Boss this cunt wants something that's Gluten free. I offered ice cubes. They are triggered. Tell them to take a bath with the toaster please.

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>fellow coworkers please
>discuss

>>719251859
i think its unsanitary

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>>719251859
this isnt even my final form

>>719245339
Excuse me sir do you accept food stamps from a dirty nigger heathen like myself

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We don't serve niggers here, pal

>>719251859
Bruh everyone here has had a piece of that slut. Ain't nothing new about that.

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>>719252046

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>>719251807
Stop talking kid. I'll handle this

>>719251770
SUCK MY DICK, BITCH ASS NIGGER
ENJOY YOUR CUMSHAKE ON THE CHUM BUCKET

>>719252049
I'm sorry is it anything other than money? Yes? Then get the fuck out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4bgI9tv9nw

>>719246836
Fuck off, you degenerate feline. I can come and go as I please.

>>719246541
How are you alive? Were in the bottom of the ocean!

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No seriously, I want to cum inside the bunny

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>>719251807
Not the toaster! it was a present !

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>>719252623
do it

>>719252205
THAT'S IT, I'M SO CALLING MY DADDY NOW, YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS YOUR WHOLE LIFE

>>719252711
Quality fucking kek
Checked

>>719252501
Aw hell yeah, love that new fawful video

>>719251807
Fucking kek'd

I will take a double-triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shimmies with a shammy and a squeeze, light axle grease, burn it make it cry and let it swim.

>>719253244
Bitch I'll fuck you and your daddy. Try and sue, I'll still leave you with a hot nut in that ass.

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I fucking hate /b now

>>719253824
We serve food here sir

>>719248256
You. I like you.

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You hiring?

>>719253858
THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT, YOU SEXIST PIG

>>719254513
U-uh... Yeah. Just um... We're out of male uniforms, so you're gonna have to wear a waitress outfit.

>>719252907
Zootopia's one is better

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STI or Evo?

>>719254701
Bitch I'm two fucking seconds away from raping you with relish as my lubricant. Take the hint and fucking run.

Deliver OP

>>719254513
but not faggots, fuck off

>>719254757
>>719254994
I'm confused, am I hired our not.

>>719252046
thats mildly strange for a workplace, but to each their own. continue

>>719254905
LUB?
you are not even a profesional, TO THE BATHROOM, NOW, lets see who rapes who, you are for a ride, gramps

>>719247867
My sides at that response! Kek

Uhm Excuse me, there seems to be no pickles on my burger... I'd like to have a word with the chef

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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gojira

>>719255143
You're hired, get in the uniform.

>>719255555
this order must be completed

>>719255302
AIN'T BITCH LET'S GO, THEN WE'LL SEE. BET YOU'LL CUM TOO.

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>>719254513
>>719255560
I want this beautiful young lady to serve me, please.

>>719255555
QUINTS GETS WHAT QUINTS WANTS

>>719255555
QUINTS HAVE SPOKEN! GET THIS MAN SOME FOOD NOW!

>>719255555
WE HAVE A WINNER, CONGRATULATIONS, ANON, free krab patties for a year

>>719255555
god dammit

>>719255560
Okay

>>719255555
Right away sir.

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BK > Krusty Fag

>>719255560
It's a little tight, are you sure you don't have any male uniforms?

>>719255651
YOU BETTER MAKE ME, YOU PROMISED ME A HOT NUT, NOW YOU HAVE TO DELIVER

>>719255555
5x5 penta-pents

>>719250395
topkek

>>719255949
I doubled checked. All I could find is this waitress uniform and a joke maid costume from last year's Halloween party.

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Nico Nico nii

>>719256239
Damn. I'll wear it if it's all you got.

>>719256150
I DON'T THINK THIS CAN COUNT AS RAPE ANYMORE TO BE HONEST, YOU SEEM LIKE YOU WANT IT.

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I have an unhealthy and unrealistic obsession with Asian women and it kills me

>>719256386
ugh, i just want rough sex, i'm asking too much?

Oh boy 3am

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>>719255555

>>719256746
kek

>>719256239
So when should I start? What are my shifts?

>>719250395
mmmm, who would have guessed it, i did eat something from Mr. Krabs

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HAND OVER THE FORMULA, KRABS! You won't catch me this time. Not after I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

>>719256878
since you're a rookie, you will have the night shift with the special training after that, you start now, get in the uniform

>>719248256
Nigger forever. Don't like it go work at the chum bucket. planktens ass needs a pounding

>>719257674
Okay, I will change into it.

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>>719257649
Fear no more people, we are here

>>719257674
If you don't mind me asking, what is "special-training"?

>>719258179
it's nothing, don's worry, you will see

>>719258458
Okay then

>>719258062
TOO LATE! I've already made it back to the Chum Bucket with the Krabby Patty secret formula. THE CHUM BUCKET SHALL RULE BIKINI BOTTOM!

>>719258458
Do I start now or tonight? I'm sorry if I'm asking to many questions.

FAGGOT SQUINIGGA SUCK YA TENTACLES

BUMPITY NIGGA

RIP KRUSTY KRAB