ITT: Badly describing Games part 2: Ex: >Be 4 People vs vampires

Btw pic unrelated

>everyone looks the same
>Can't know how you look like until you play multiplayer

>>719227574
Nigger simulator 3000?

>>719227637
Nope

>red thong
>discount lightsaber
>kill all robots
>4 games in the series

Doctorate in theoretical physics beats the shit out of the military and an entire alien world

>>719227574
Metal gear 5 TPP ?

>>719227424
Hunter: the reckoning?

>>719227919
nope, i think i won the game no one is trying to solve my riddle

>>719227574
Watch Dogs maybe

>>719227424
Rats, veggies, furries, large people, and normal people. Shit happens

>>719228092
nope

>Elastic Starboy
>Very underrated

>depressed middle-aged man with sweet car
>some asshole shows up with army to fuck your shit up
>haunted by killer clown
>asshole with army is your "dead" kid
this should be easy

>>719227838
hulf luff

>>719227424
..You guys are joking, right?

Left 4 dead

>get drunk
>piss on things
>play with poo
>you can kill zombies

>>719228363
Duke Nukem?

>>719228363
postal?

>shoot enemies
>they die

>>719227424
Di order 1886

>>719227424
Left 4 Dead 2

>take drugs like all the time
>punch neo-Nazi lesbians
>kill a zombie bear
>drugs r bad tho

3000 ft goat monster

>>719228363
nope. it's no 1st person shooter

>Why are all ghouls so fucking annoying.
>Never put your dick in crazy.
>NEVER PUT YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.
>Ah, screw it. (Puts dick in)
>Everyone but the crazy murder looking hobo is an asshole.
>Murder hobo still kind of an asshole, but everyone likes him anyway.

>>719227574
The first Doom?

Make an effort in Defence of the Ancients

>>719228363
Conkers bad fur day?

>>719228363
Fallout 1 and or 2?

>>719222222

>>719228832
BINGO

>>719228832
not the guy, but that sounds better than my suggestion.

>stab the glowing parts to save the girl
>voices say it's good

>black german
>zeppelin

>>719228667
Terraria

>Be soldier
>Flying in Mexico or something
>Crashland in Electrical Fence
>Scientist revives you from the dead
>Fat ass won't let you leave until you pick up your armor
>Dumbass tried to fix electical wires with wrench
>Smash things with wrench
>Fat ass shocks himself to death, he somehow trapped himself in a place filled with Tesla Coils
>Goto places that might look familiar
>Military leaves you because you're a faggot
>Goto office filled with explosives (I guess muslims work there)
>Kill things that shoot darts
>Kill Ninja Bitches and Ninja Fags who want to nuke where you are.
>Goto space
>Acquire Bfg from doom
>Go back to earth
>Meet Dumbass who trapped himself in a dome underwater.
>Save dumbass
>He helps you open a door
>Fat ass gets raped by darts
>Kill pre-historic shark
>Go back to land after killing giant penis with an eye
>Ninja Fags are back, no ninja bitches
>Ninja fags blow the fuck out of the place (didn't nuke it yet)
>Kill Alien with dynamite
>Shootdown Helicopter with BFG
>Meet Fatass who somehow knew about the nuke
>High as hell guard won't let you in until you defuse nuke
>Defusal is as easy as flipping a switch
>Business man reactivates nuke, and looks like he's confused
>Go into your typical area in doom
>Ninja Bitches are back
>Shoot alien in vagina, go into helicopter, business man leaves you in space.

>>719228182
fallout?

>>719229108
battlememe 18

>get trapped in forest
>floating head

>>719228182
Since I've never seen the movie or played the game.. I'm just going to say.. Mad Max?

Headbutt bricks

>>719229128
Fallout 4

>>719229226
BANGO

>>719228597
Fallout

>>719227756
No More Heroes

doom.?

>>719228597
Hint:
>cyka blyat

>>719229120
Nope.

>its your birthday
>your uncle blows you the fuck up
>get demon powers
>find hot goth chick
>your uncle blows up orphanage
>uncle kills hot goth chick
>kill yourself
>get sent to ww2
>get demon guns
>you blow shit up for a change
>kill yourself again
>hug demon
>uncle sends a small army after you
>finally go to kill uncle
>demon powers take over
>not really.jpg

>>719229339
Nope

>>719229128
killer is dead?

Never played, but sounds like it from a video i saw.

>>719229423
Another game I haven't played but will randomly guess from screenshots I've seen.

Painkiller?

>>719229151
>>719229252
nope

>>719229128
Half life: opposing force

>>719228159
ristar or however the fuck you spell it

>>719229614
no

>>719228929
bioshock

>>719229396
dota?

>>719228182
arkham knight

>>719228667
Gonna just toss this one out, and people can tell me if its *too* vague.

VTM: Bloodlines.

>Fish move

>>719227574
Yes Women Lie

>>719229831
there we go

>>719229891
call of doge modern warfare

>>719229900
>>719228717
Sorry No

>>719229900
TRIPPLE THREAT

>>719227574
Rust?

>be kid
>get stuck in robot, forced to fight
>don't want to fight
>fight anyway
>save colony
>crazy bitch dies
>robot AI says it's gonna die later
>wtfimonlyten.jpg

>humans make bioweapon
>goes wrong
>send it back in time (acceidently)
>past humans fight "alien" with spaceships

>no gameplay
>seriously there's nothing
>what the fuck

>>719227574
Tf2

>>719230095
My life the game

>>719230095
anything by david cage

>>719229815
Nope

>>719229423
Depression quest?

>goto bus stop
>talk to black bitch
>talk about shoes
>get bullied
>no longer physically disabled
>get drafted to Vietnam
>send over 9000 letters to whore
>save nigger from Vietnamese
>nigger still dies
>lt hates you
>you get popular for saving some soldiers
>speech at DC, but asshole turns off the mic
>Hippies cheer you on
>Make love with whore
>goto sjw meeting
>beat the shit out of a faggot for hitting whore
>play ping pong
>make shrimp company
>whore comes to your house
>impregnate her
>she leaves house the next day
>run
>destroy house
>meet whore again, you meet kid
>its your kid
>hes not a retard unlike you
>have wedding
>whore dies

>>719229756
nope

>>719228929
hint: your best friend is a horse

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>>719230164
I feel, anon

>>719230095
Fnaf

>>719230221
nope

>>719230174
Amusing, but no

>>719229980
>>719230122
Nope, Here's another hint
>zombie apocalypse

>6 badass players
>loot
>kill
>open alien shit
>kill whatever stands in your way
>loot

>>719230095
ff13?

>>719229227
Ghoul's Forest

>be knight
>unconventionalweapon.jpg
>save friend

>>719230254
Sposed to be games, but Forrest Gump is fucking great.

>>719227424
nosgoth

>>719230254
I'm almost positive there wasn't a forest gump game

>>719230310
What do you mean? "Scariest game in years!" By critics and YouTube's all 'round

>>719230254
It's games not movies

>>719230254
Forest gump THE GAME
in 3D

>>719230449
Nah being in the car is pretty cool

>>719228929
Shadow of the colossus

>>719230418
oh, I know-every single fucking game since around 2000?

>>719230418
Black ops?

>>719230575
wasn't that 15?

You find a space ship and help pay for a hipster's mortgage.

>oh shit malaria
>oh shit unemployed
>oh shit stuck in afriqyia
>doo ssa ssa hh

>>719230686
Oh my bad, read that wrong. But no either ways

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>>719230579
bingo

>>719230441
One of the borderlands games?

> stopping or aiding in the enslavement of robots.

>>719230799
Bingo
Borderlands 2
Btw nice dubs

>>719229396
cs go

>>719230771
first far Cry?

>>719230095
welcome to the rapture

You direct a hungry beast to food but if it touches itself to death - it's game over.

>>719230771
Farcry 2 ?

>>719230969
Not quite but close

>one dude gives loans
>one dude looking for sister
>one dude beginner cop
>last dude COMPLETE badass

>>719231006
Correct

>>719230985
snek

>spreadsheets in space

>>719231045
yakunza 4

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>>719227424
>random retro pharmaceuticals medical tells you what's going on
>random retro pharmaceuticals medical takes out a weird ass animal from a ball
>random retro pharmaceuticals medicals doesn't seem to know the difference between penis and vagina
>mom wants you to get the fuck out of your house
>you end up at the random retro pharmaceuticals medicals HQ
>you get a weird ass animal
>weird ass animal has powers
>gotta battle against every single faggot who shows up

meeh I made it easy for u

>go to city
>sand
>oh shit we killed civilians
>it was all a dream

>>719230974
Bingo. It also could be been Gone Home or Firewatch

>>719229993
Z.O.E.?

>Be retired
>Bitchin dog sled racer
>Asshole boss kidnaps you
>You're the only guy who can help him
>Meet some weird fuckers along the way
>They all die
>Meet your twin brother who looks and sounds nothing like you
>he turns black and white

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>>719231068
correct

>>719231074
Eve?

>>719231120
spec ops: the line

>bad guy is mAnsex
>children character faggots
>black things are the enemies
>protagonist is a walking locksmith

>>719229128
it's "go to" not "goto" you fucking retard

>>719231106
Furby 3

>>719231106
Pokemon

>>719231106
Kek, its fucking pokeman

>>719231120
Thermite: Children

>>719231197
Nope

>>719231206
>>719231226
these niggas got it

>>719231120

Assassins Creed?

>>719227574
minecraft

>>719230493
Hammer Crusader

>A bear gets REALLY angry when you beay his speed record

>river of tears
>weebs love it, but set in america with white main characters
>will want to make you change your alarm song in the morning

>>719230663
>>719227574
I'll give you the answer it's Dying Light

>>719231168
>>719231120
ding ding ding

>pigs start fire
>be hardcore cowboy
>save lumberjack
>wife dies
>save sons
>kill monster that killed wife
>son dies
>be crippled unshaven ninja
>dad is mean
>go rob a haunted castle
>steal the wrong thing
>go back
>now the pigs are there
>meet magic lesbian princess
>steal egg
>fight giant snake
>go missing
>be tiny monkey slave
>a lot of animal abuse happens
>be the son who survived
>your mom is dead
>your once peaceful socialist village has been transformed into a capitalist totalitarian dystopia by the influence of the pigs and under the command of the guy who owned the monkey slave
>magical fairy transvestites
>YOU ARE ALSO MAGICAL YO WHAT
>do stupid shit
>occasionally accosted by flying child with helmet
>go to new city
>plot twist 1: the monkey slave owner was actually one of the magical fairy transvestites but he defected
>plot twist 2: everything is actually being run by a depressed immortal fat kid who lives in a robot spider
>plot twist 3: the helmet child was your brother who died, they did fucked up cyborg surgery on his corpse, he doesn't have full control over his dead brain so once he can snag a moment of lucidity he kills himself in somber recognition of the existential danger his continued antagonism would impose
>everyone fucking sobs
>credits roll

>>719231104
That must've been 2 ez

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>>719231148
winner winner chicken dinner

>>719228597
Mother RUSSIA bleeds :))

>>719229423
Darkness

>>719231340
Diddy kong racing

>Make Character
>Get killed by Person in Tank
>Wait atleast 100 hours for heist
>Get killed by Person in Jet
>Steal drugs for autistic nigger
>Get killed by Person in Car
>Fuck Prostitute
>Get killed by Person riding Motorcycle
>Take Annoying AF Flight Lessons
>Get killed by Person riding Bicycle
>Play Team Deathmatch with incredibly shitty team
>Get killed by Police for no reason
>Rob Store and kill Indian Owner
>Get 100000000000000$ bounty put on you.
>Watch Clickbait video saying "only -27% of players know this trick for money"
>Video is 100% "Uh", Slow Talking, Never getting to the point, "Subscribe to my channel"
>Never play this game.

>>719231171
Kingdom hearts?

>>719231442
finally

>>719230254
go to is 2 seperate words you fucking retarded faggot

>Spend 3 hours designing every detail of you character's face.
>Character wears a closed helmet for the rest of the game

>>719229128
Half-Life Opposing Force

>>719231499
kh2, yes

>>719231451
Gta online a shit

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That's an easy one

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>>719231167
yep

>>719231523
chill yo ass gramma nazi

>>719231529
dark souls?

>>719231529
any bethesda game

>>719231529
Rimjob in the sky

>oh god i fell
>oh god loud noise spooked me
>oh god there is guard there
>oh god theres a spike trap
>thank god i made it thru
>oh god this dungeon big as fuck
>UH! A strange looking pot, ill drink from it
>i feel stronger
>thank god, i found a sword
>time to show the world whos boss

And this just the first level

>>719228597
Stalker blyat

>be in prison after boom boom explosion
>get out with mexican guy
>kill a bunch of guys
>basically own a city

>>719231293
Nope.
Hint: Retro

>You are a loner teen
>awkward around girls
>still a virgin
>Go to school one day and your principal orders you to conduct a beach assault then later assassinate a witch.

>>719231695
fate

>>719231623
correct

>>719231445
You're very close

>9gb character creator
>online

>>719230892
This is all I've ever wanted from one of these threads

>>719231154
Nobody? This is easy mode faggots

>be in mall
>suddenly zombies
>can use almost anything as a weapon
>will never use anything but the mini chainsaw

>>719231887
oh, that's easy. black desert online.

>>719231584
I love eve

>>719231785
Hmm not quite
But heres a hint that will give it right away

>60 minutes

>>719231947
dead rising?

>>719231947
>uncharted :|

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>Be me
>My little son made me a few drawings from school
>They are awesome, I'll put them on these trees
>wait I see a light
>I'm going to check
>It's a stranger
>stranger starts to steal every single of my child's drawings
>this muthafuka
>I gotta go and talk with him
>this guy starts running from me
>he took all of my child's drawings and tear them apart
>wellfuckyoutoo.pjeg
>fuck it I'm killing that bitch
>mfw

>>719231947
dead rising

>>719231910
The last Uncharted game?

>>719231947
dead rising

>normie massacre simulator
>no russian tho

>>719228597
MOTHER RUSSIA BLEEEEEDS

>>719232058
slander moon

>>719232098
call of dudie

>>719232098
Kek

>>719232005
Yes

>Jason.
>Jason?
>Jason!
>Shaun!
>Shaun!
>SHAAAUUUN!!!

>>719231341
If this was anime or games then I would have several guesses but since its only games I dont have a clue. Im actually pretty curious now

>>719227756
easy. saints row my guy

>>719232098
Mw2

>>719232177
heavy rain

>>719232177
SHAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE

>fag wakes up for a 3rd time
>4 years have passed
>we are at war again
>didn't we make peace?
>nope, let's do it all over again
>here it goes again.mp4

Korean boy band take an Audi on a road trip, sometimes fighting monsters

>be fighter pilot ace
>jet carries more missiles than a B52
>save [american/european/nato analog] from geopolitical rivals who managed to get a [superweapon/megaflyingfortress]

>you are dead long time ago u don't remember
>you are kinda ''the death"
>Mexico style
>work in office
>fat orange Guy is friend
>Meet nice grill

>shot in the head
>seek vengeance
>cannot kill children

>>719232067
>>719232086
>>719232039
yep
>parents hate you so they send you to private school
>follow asshole around for about 10 minutes
>get kissed by land whale
>spend rest of game making out with boys

>Truth
>Doubt
>Lie

>>719232392
Grimm Fandango
That one is my favorite

>>719232437
Gta 3

>>719232437
new vegas

>>719232474
la noire

>>719232392
Grim fandango

>>719232457
BULLY

>>719232437
fallout new vegas

>>719232536
Although thats stupid because there are no kids in any gta

>wake up in the middle of a crossing
>start killing stuff with pogs
>bunch of fucking lunatics watch you from above and try to kill you
>do this for at least a month
>reborn

>>719232601
yes

Horror Game 2012:
Monsters with club hand or blade hand
Horror Game 2013:
Man with Suit
Horror Game 2014:
Furries
Horror Game 2015:
Furries
Horror Game 2016:
Furries

>>719232545
korrekt

>>719230493
Shovel knight?

>>719231784
/b/tard simulator

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>>719232007
it's the bestest

> o/

>>719232629
Hence why you cant shoot kids

>First 45 minutes were best game of all time
>it was all an elaborate ruse

>>719232791
this was a triumph

>>719232626
yes

Manage a very inefficient coat factory until everything goes too well for too long.

>You are a kind of "Hero"
>there's a bomb
>you gotta find a funny way to "defuse" it
>you save the day

>Over 9000 Dlcs
>Every Dlc costs the same as the game itself

>>719232737
Slenderman
Fnaf

Don't know the first

>Protagonist from the sequel kills you cuz youre a snitch

>wake up
>look at the green lights
>oh shit were under attack
>must destroy destroyers
>oh shit zombies
>save the world always and forever

>>719232997
DLC Quest

>>719233024
Gta IV Lost and Damned

>>719232997
Train Simulator

>>719230095
Minecraft

>>719227424

If you poorly describe any game someone has played, they will recognize it.

You have to find one of many lighthouses.

That would be considered mind boggling, but everyone here who played a certain game will know immediately.

>>719232997
Train

November 29, 1986 in small cities Yokosuka, Japan, and urged Yamanose. A mysterious man leaves the moon on the floor of the rock floor, the dragon mirror and kill him. Rock, bright, revenge death father promised to open, why he was killed secret, the dragon is a mirror is very important. With the help of Pregnants who works in the Yokosuka harbor waters events to limit the search to friends and people. From a surname Zhu Yuandha China, Liang Chen and his Guizhang man's father received the letter after. Ye Yueliang temple in the basement, he learned that she was found hiding. Eager to find another blue end, light began to work in Hong Kong, a group called angel field work heard crazy, China will participate in the black market. There are things that could damage the group, led by Terry Leader. Terry and Rio Guizhang Liang later enough to get on the road, the blue end of the bright sign. Of course, the bright Guizhang conspiracy, rather than trying to take the loss, but Terry took advantage of the situation and tried to kill them. Crazy angel gang was forced to Kyu Zhang, but still Japan, China Kongandi has left. Bright Chen Hong Kong provides help to achieve this goal. Yuandha Zhu Chen do not know where the address light Lishao Tao, Hong Kong. Red Guizhang, along with the light, but Chai was wounded in the fighting with the last incident, while being forced to wait behind while he recovers. Bright only after Hong Kong ...

>water
>sportsball
>HA HA HA HAA
>daddy issues

>>719232997
train simulator?

>>719233114
Nope. Hint
>I've never been in this car before I don't know how to get in

>be me
>white rectangle
>swing the white square away

>>719232961
Halo 2
Or fallout 3

>>719232332
halo 4

>>719232997
Every single EA games /Ubisoft videogame

>>719233183
Ffx

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>>719233183
ffx

>>719233271
nope, the character's name starts with Mc

>get cool new gun
>can shoot over here, and go over there
>space

>>719233297
Yep

>>719233146
Bioshock infinite

>gta but on an island
>overthrow the spic dictatorship

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>>719233435
just cause

>>719233435
Just cause.

Fyi every gta is on an island.

>>719233259
pong

>be me
>white triangle
>shoot white rectangles in to white scribbles

>>719233307
>>719233330
yea also F UCK LOOK AT THAT
LOOK AT THAT >>719233330
>>719233330
>>719233330
>>719233330

>>719227574
All these niggas making terrible guesses. Halo. Easy

>>719232873
Not yet

>>719231919
Metal gear

>>719233435
Just Cause

>>719233244
Mafia

>>719233378
Portal

>wake up
>oh shit the military is after you
>wait superpowers?
>eat people
>find sister
>save some chick from lab
>chick sends monster after your sister
>find normal chick
>normal chick sells you out to special agent guy
>special agent guy is helping you now
>get sister back
>kill monster chick
>oh shit im not me
>special agent guy turns into monster
>nuke

>>719233534
asteroid

>>719233600
correcto

>>719232961
Mm?

>>719233561
Yes
>>719233586
Finally.

>super soldier
>has waifu technology installed on his power armour
>jelly as fuck that he gets to make his waifu real
>waifu is a qt

>>719233688
McPixel

>>719233534
Dont know the actual name, but i had that game under the name "space drifter"

>>719233617
Prototype?