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Turn on CNN in 30 mins.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Turn on CNN in 30 mins.
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they doing a piece on bb guns or something?
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Fuck off loser and kill yourself if your life sucks that much and leave other people alone.
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nigga das a pellet gun
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>>719215486

Kill some banking executives and not faggots in the nightclub.
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I'm waiting
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>>719215684
taking your anger out on your keyboard eh... punching bag to high to be strung up?
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Kys faggot.
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Congratulations, now the NSA knows your IP address and can track you if you shoot up a school or do some stupid shit like that
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Cmon OP deliver
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first person to roll trips can tell me what to yell.
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>>719215486

>Pellet rifle

>He'll put his eye out
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Nerds are people too!
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Guaranteed that you don't get shot down before you get a chance to yell it lmao
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>>719215906
It's "too high" retard.
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>>719215925
I doubt, if he is for real, hes posting without any VPN connection defence
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>>719216019

yelling for what? what's the occasion?
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arent we suppost to kek this
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>>719216271
Birthday?
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>>719215486
DO EEEEEET
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>>719216187

i'm sorry to hear that, maybe you should get a ladder. I'm sure dad has one upstairs
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>>719215925
>Implying he won't get apprehended or shot dead shortly after the event occurs.
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My brain said i had to post in the first thread i saw on 4chan.org/b/ so here it is.

SAGE !
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>>719216019
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"faggot tries to shoot civilians with a pellet gun, immediately punched to death by nigger"
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Yell "Stacies mom has got it going on"
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T minus 20 minutes boys
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>>719216800
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USA USA USA
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Scream Down with fake news!
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Toasting in
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>>719215486
HOLY SHIT WILL OP DELIVER
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yell "i did this so kristen bell will fuck me!"
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yell Hillary 2020
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Fake news in 30
Crazed lone wolf white man shoots and kills 100 niggers while screaming I love Trump
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>>719215486
This gon b good
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>>719216119
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>>719215486
where can I see CNN online?
I'm not from murrica
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>>719217263
The hacker 4chan claims responsobility
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>>719216019
Yell, "subscribe to pewdiepie".
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>>719217381
this^
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yell i fucked my mom till i was 20
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"I voted for Hilary Clinton!"
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>>719217474
this^^^
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"make america great again"
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if 666 get you kys instead
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>>719217474
this so we know its you OP
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>>719217474
Do it for the pewds
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>>719217668
So close
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>>719217474
this
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>>719217668
so close
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quints kys
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Shillary
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i like to fuck dogs.
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Brrrrooooofiiiisst
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Yell " notice me senpai"
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yell RAPE ALL THE DICTATORS!
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Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post
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>>719215486
CNN is fake news
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>>719215656
kek
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>>719215805
faggot in nightclub detected
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yell HIDE ALL YOUR NIGGERS! TRUMPS COMING FOR YA!
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>>719215486
What the fuck are you going to do with that piece of shit rifle?

How about you shove it up your ass and pull the trigger?
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blame it on 4chan
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>>719215486
Alright...
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where can i watch cnn outside us?
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Yell nigger nigger chicken dinner
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>>719217474
plis
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>>719217907
stop
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yell HIDE ALL THE NIGGERS BECAUSE TRUMPS COMING!
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>>719217474
do it OP
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build wall, maga, bad hombres
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subscribe to keemstar
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yell

it's dangerous to be president TAKE THESE!
THEN SHOOT FIVE TIMES
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shout out to my nigga pewds
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yell 'not my president'
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fake news source will say that a threat was made on reddit instead
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>>719217474
This
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8 more mins
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>op makes b8
>hooks the line
>actually getting attention
Op right now
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T minus 10 minutes
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WHO FUCKING FARTED
*KYS*
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>>719218185
reroll
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Chillary in da house!
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look into pizzagate

captcha: gate poste
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Who the fuck watches CNN?
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Sing pumped up kicks
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>the amount of people that can't tell that's an air rifle.
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>>719218219
Cringe af
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Its not delivery its digiorno
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7 more minutes. make sure to tune in on cnn.
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Scream out this is for you ,Hillary. I love you
#notmypresident
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>>719218362
this
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>>719215486
what? dipshit with a BB gun gets shot by cops? good luck OP
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THAT'S NOT AN ACTUAL RIFLE, RETARDS
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we need a woman in the white house!
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>>719217474
Don't do this you goddamn children, man I thought /b/ was growing up
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>>719218482
This
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>>719218432
That nigger is funny,suck a cock.
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OP, post gun again with timestamp or kys.

If get yell subscribe to pewdiepie
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>>719215486
I don't watch fake news anymore anon! Make a thread when you have a credible news source.
>Nothing will happen
>You are FAKE NEWS
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jews
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5 MINUTES!!!!
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still waiting OP
popped some xanax and ready to go family
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subscribe to pewdiepie
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Yell, 3 doors down is my jams.
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4 mins bois
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Bix Nood
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...an hero with a pellet rifle. Nice.
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>>719218717
you should have taken it 30 mins ago, so incase something did go down the high would kick in shortly after
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>>719218794
>an hero
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deus vult
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Muhfuggen
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>>719218219
>>719218583
Same fagging this hard... end your life newfag, back to (r)eddit
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>>719216019
"Down with trump!"
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you won't even do it
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have you claimed allegiance to isis yet or nah
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watch my toggle
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Reports confirm the suspect is dead.
Medics on scene have been digging bb out of police for thirty minutes now.
Now back to you ,bob
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>>719218583
How is that funny? You defending them is even worse.
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/b/ is full of so many fucking gullible ass 14 year olds now... holy shit
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>>719217907
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>>719218892
You have to go back newfag
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No trips yet for op, and its time.
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>>719219045
It seems that a local retard tried to storm our local CNN office. luckily skilled police officers with real guns stopped him. We'll have more at 9!
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this is retaliation for all the victims of mudslimes
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OP I swear to god you better fucking deliver.

If the death count is below 10 you're pathetic
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>>719219165
If you're on mobile, but you can change that from the source page on your comp.
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>>719219222
wasted trips u cunt

still check'd
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>>719219222
You ruined it!
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>>719217474
roll
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>>719219222
nice dubs
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>>719215486
>Reports confirm the suspect is dead.
>Medics on scene have been digging bb out of police for thirty minutes now.
>Now back to you ,bob
KEK shit knowing cnn they would say OP is a rushin working for tromp
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Op here, are you tuned in to CNN yet?
Watch The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer
5pm ET/2pm PT
Wolf Blitzer brings you the latest in political news and international events.
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Save your bullets for Friday.
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fucking OP
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>>719219222
That's gonna be quite a mouthful to say op. Think you can remember it?
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>>719219347
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>>719219222
>>719219299
>>719219301
No yell that to confuse people
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>>719215486
he's not gonna deliver
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>>719218570
What makes you think that. /b/ is only going from being shit to being another kind of shit.
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>>719218794
I don't think you understand what an hero means
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>>719215486
Yell "Nigger Alert!"
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>>719219513
personally, I prefer the edgy shit to the more mature "ugh are you REALLY trying to be a le troll, like seriously" shit
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GEOENGINEERING is real!
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>>719219441
Watch that edge m8
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>>719219401
what fucking time zone is that?? is past over
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>>719219401
Well looks like we'll have to wait until tomorrow because the ET is past 5 already and PT is past 2 already too
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>>719215486
why cnn tho
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Holy shit op delivered
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Taking the bait this hard .... i thought you knew better /b/... guess it's all newfag now
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>>719219884
fake news
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>>719217474
THIS!!!
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ur gay
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>>719219884
Watch The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer
5pm ET/2pm PT
Wolf Blitzer brings you the latest in political news and international events
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>>719219401
it's a rerun
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>>719219931
Pic or didn't happen
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>>719219931
Show us
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>>719219985
is it a fake situation or something tss
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>>719219655

no. no its not. ...seeing a contrail certainly isnt evidence of it. C'mon Paul...
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HOLY SHIT OP!!!
HE DID IT
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>>719219931
proof?
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>>719220232
Pic or it didnt happen
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>>719219985
>5pm ET/2pm PT
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been 30 min. NOTHING FAG
just kys you piece of shit.
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NOTHING HAPPENED YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
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Oh shit, he delivered
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OP delivered ! glad i stayed
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>>719219985
its 8:09 in Pacific Standard Time
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>>719220591
>>719220580
Pic or didnt happen
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did someone say fake news?
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>>719220580
>>719220591
>>719220232
>>719219931

what did he do
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>>719219165
>not using clover
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>>719220700
check cnn
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>>719219347
>222
>"nice dubs"
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>>719220700
Get baited, holy shit nigger
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>>719220700
Kys u literal sack of shit
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>>719220700
cheked
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Fuck, OP, I thought you were a complete cunt but you really proved me the fuck wrong
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Trips and you use that gun to end your life
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>>719220910
Fuck off you troll, pic or it didnt happen
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>>719215486
Kill yourself fagggot
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>>719220910
>>719220746
>>719220591
>>719220580
>>719220232
>>719219931
Same fagging this hard, fucking cringe ass newfags
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Holy shit!!!
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Out of curiosity, what was on CNN thirty minutes after OP's post because I wish to know? What headline and what story were they covering?
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>>719220700
nothing
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>>719221151
I can claim only 2 of those, kys oldfag
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>>719221151
last time i checked it wasnt summer now, so why you are here?
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>>719221277
CHKEK'M
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>>719221277
"Controversy surrounds Trump as inaguration nears"
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>>719221151
Kek
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>>719221151
When you're a giant dicksucker, just pretend you're other people. That's the 4chan method!
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http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/16/middleeast/istanbul-nightclub-suspect-arrested/index.html
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>>719221388
checked
I thought this might be for real
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>>719221490
>http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/16/middleeast/istanbul-nightclub-suspect-arrested/index.html

The date says Jan 16 2017 thats today, not sure about time tho
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>>719217907
Hi
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>>719221388
>"Controversy surrounds Trump as inaguration nears"

Now that sounds like CNN for sure. Fake news.
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>>719222094
january 4th on video
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>>719215486
>watching CNN like a brainwashed lib fag
Kys
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Hey, has stuff like this ever been real?
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>>719215486
I will NOT turn on CNN. CNN is fake news. I'll tell you why its fake news. CNN is fake news, wow. Like so many others.
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>>719222612
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>>719217312
have you tried CNN.com faggot
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>>719215486
MAN WITH BB GUN SHOT DEAD BY POLICE
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>>719223354
Would it actually be OP though
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>>719223867
could be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZu7_z7SDEQ
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>>719223867
that was done on new years eve so hella old
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>>719215656
underrated post
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>>719216467
kek'd
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savage OP
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>>719223354
did you even watch video? literraly writen in first seconds of video that its 4th january
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>>719224323
I know right? Holy shit
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It's fake

>>719224323
>>719224702
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http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/nypd-patrol-car-windows-blasted-bb-gun-attack-article-1.2947899

reported on 1 hour ago
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>>719225077
>http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/nypd-patrol-car-windows-blasted-bb-gun-attack-article-1.2947899
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THE DIGITS ARE REAL
IT'S ALL REAL
WE LIVE IN THE MATRIX - SCREENCAP THIS
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>>719223135
like one time
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>>719225077
Fucking kek
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Time?
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>>719225077
>EARLY on Monday
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EPIC THREAD
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>>719225077
lel,
checked
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>>719225077
ITS HAPPENING
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>>719225077
>>719225238
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>>719215656
Top kek
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>>719225238
>at about 12:30 a.m.
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OP YOU STUPID CUNT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!
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>>719225077
nice
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>>719226393
Bcuz, cops right?
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he didn't yell anything out
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>>719226393
>implying OP did anything
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>>719217474
yes
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It's over? A car window, and OP walks away?
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>>719215486
Ok
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>>719215486
OH MY GOD IS THIS BRIAN FROM LAKEMORE HIGHSCHOOL? We were just joking around with you when we said you should do suicide by cop. please don't take your life, we might be rorugh with you sometimes but you're our friend. Please brian be smart and dont do anything rash.
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>>719225077
>Rattled, the officers drove away and called for assistance

topkek
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>>719227064
dont listen to him brian
end it
end it now
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It would seem that this time OP wasn't a Faggot
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>>719221151
You got me..
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>>719227945
Jesus Kys newfag
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>>719216685
Roll
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>>719228319
>what is inspect element
Fuck off, newfag.
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>>719227348
lol
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>>719218828
>thinking Xanax takes over a half an hour to kick in

You fucking moron.
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>>719215486
TODAY
OP
DELIVERED
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ITT
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>>719228808
so close
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>>719228777
check'd
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>>719229144
czech'd
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>>719228808
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>>719228808
>>719218794
>>719218550
>>719218380
>>719215723
>>719215656
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>719227064
Go back for round 2 Brian, you're almost there!

Put Lakemore on the map!
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everyone here is a fucking tumor
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>>719228555
Respect your dad John
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>>719216791
kek
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>>719215656
lmfao
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>>719217474
Rolling for this
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No one but a retard would hyphenate "fake gun," so obviously fake and gay.
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>>719217474
this
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>>719215486
that's a fucking pellet gun, but for real though, turn on cnn in 30 mins
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>>719217474
do it
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>>719215486
I've used that exact gun, it's a pellet gun you tard
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>>719216019
I love nigger dick
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You should yell DELET THIS just for a funneh meme
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>>719217907
kys
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>>719230168
where did you get that, you maniac!!
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>>719223322
BEHOLD the mighty dub dub dubs!!!!!
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>>719227064
DON`T LISTEN BRIAN THEY ARE TRYING TO TRICK YOU THEY AREN`T YOUR REAL FRIENDS. WE ARE!
DO IT BRIAN DO IT!
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>>719230757
Fucking gun control! I told them it wouldn't work! BUT THEY DIDN'T LISTEN!
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>>719231415
please be safe out there
that is a deadly weapon and should be handled with extreme caution
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Acronyms are already retarded, however kys is the gayest thing I have to read on this site now. Its what my buddy's 12 year old and his friends say. Is b just chalk full of kids now?
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love how you stupid faggots love thinking oh wow this is a place where all the cool kids go to discuss really bad stuff when in reality the only people on here are people who are thinking exactly that.
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>>719233124
>chalk full of kids
>chalk full
>chalk
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>>719233124
Yes
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>>719217907
Die cunt
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>>719227064
If you legitimately tell somebody to suicide in general in person you should hang yourself tbh
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>>719228777
Even on a fully time that shit kicks in before it hits your stomach
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>>719233215
so where is the real place you big meany
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>>719215486
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did this jew deliver?
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>>719233124
>Is b just chalk full of kids now
for all intensive purposes, yes
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>>719215486
OP if youre going to kill yourself please if you will explain why you would involve people that done involve you in any way shape or form, and if you do make that justifiable if you could. if you wish to harm only yourself please do so in an exciting manner and dont waist our time, for we are the ones not wanting to die our time is valuable unlike yours.
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>>719215656
Fucking kek
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>>719234562
>this guy's the limit
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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