What is your lifes work? What have you accomplished?

Well, I haven't killed anyone...

>>719178607
I filled a 2 liter with my cum

Without any milk

>>719178607
Masturbation

>>719178607
I made a fried egg once without breaking the yolk

>>719178791
Well buck up, you slacker.

>>719178607
I plopped a big booty hoagie on a hamster.

>>719178607
I got dubs yesterday.

>>719178607
I drew a popular rage comic character back in 2010

>>719178607
Kept a PWR from falling into the iodine valley, keeping power on to over three thousand homes.

>>719178607
beat teen pregnancy
beat anorexia

>>719178607
my life's work is fucking over corporations in small ways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95buXBt6ZvE

I killed someone.

>>719178607
I beat san andreas

>>719178607
I held 3 gfs for about a month. Pretty dope

>>719179501
O.O older or younger than you?

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my life work will be done once iv put a bullet through my head...

>>719178607
I shit in the living room. blamed the dog.

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>>719179257
you madman

>be me
>attract depressed people
>convinced at least 3 of them to not commit suicide
ask me anything

>>719179393
someone top this
protip : you can´t

>>719179427
How many pregnant teens did you have to beat up to stop the pregnancy of an entire age group?

>>719179393
Which one?

>>719179969
I drew a popular rage comic character back in 2009

>>719180114
Kek

One time I didn't fall down the stairs.

Spent 4 years of research (just me and one other because of secrecy) on a product that the company who paid for it are now making millions from.
I will never see a cent of it.

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>>719179969
i painted religious murals in a church that was 18000 sq meters

Went to school for a bachelor of science in mathematics with a minor in computer science. Got a 4.0.

Now I'm making $8/hr from the same university I went to. Shows how much they value their own degree.

>>719180114
like all of them
duh

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>>719179969

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managed to bag a 10/10 with a 5/10 dick

pic related

>>719180425
are you rich??

>>719178607
I designed some motorway tunnel automation systems.

The motorway contributes to regional development and general prosperity in the affected areas.
I am a technical sales consultant now.
Feels subhuman.

>>719180425
are you rich??

>>719179918
you should read that book faggot

>>719180425
More pics?

>>719180425
Moar

I acquired dubs in this thread

>>719180490
Nope, she makes twice as much as me

>>719179969
>>719180189

Lol guy


I know it's a prett shitty one but still got me about 3k dollars because of copyright infringements.

>>719180425

lets see her dick then

>>719180425
Post moar fag my dick is telling

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>>719180611
>>719180628

>>719180727
sooo youre super cute with a great personality?

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>>719180831

>>719180868

chicks don't care about dicks as much as guys do

unless they're whores

Balls

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>>719180902

>>719180996
>>719180902
>>719180831

I need Jesus, too thick for me

>>719180924
thats strange...every single girl ive had a conversation with about this all say that size matters..and in lots of cases too small isaa deal breaker

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>>719180868
I've been told I'm handsome and funny, so yeah I guess.

>>719180924
I spose that's true, alot of 10's are where's though

>>719181100
This anon knows, that other nigger is trolling

>>719180924
That's like saying "guys don't care about boobs as much as girls do unless they're whores."

And FYI, I've turned down several very attractive woman with huge breasts because I am only interested in sex after marriage. Just because you are incapable of controlling your animalistic urges doesn't mean we all are.

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>>719181133
whores*

>>719180727

Did she borrow you her Mercedes Benz or something? This of rich?

>>719181100
>nice duble dubs
if a man thinks his penis is only average 5/10,
it's most likely less than average.
Why? Because in his situation it's the last bit of hope to not be alone.

>haven't been in prison
>don't beat up my family/anyone else for no reason
>most of the time i have a positive mental attitude
>i'm learning to programming
>stopped drinking/smoking weed heavily
>am liked AND respected by my peers
That's more than any male members of my family ever achieved, if i'll ever have a child, he/she has a good chance to be raised better and be more successful by 21.

I've managed to fuck 35-40 girls, mostly all 7/10 . But a few 10/10

I met them all off of tinder, maybe
like 3 in person. Just don't be a fucking weebo and you can get laid pretty easy

>>719178607
I gargled peanut butter

>>719179425
whats that mean

>>719181196

you sound like you're 12

you may not be. i'm just letting you know how it's percieved

>>719181100

i would challenge that the only women who talk about dicks are the ones that care about them

>whores

>>719178607

I've had my music recorded, and I was part of one of the top ten indoor drumline groups in the world twice. As well as being part of the 4th largest marimba ensemble in history

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Always wanted to find your favourite snap chat leaks? Use this tool today & thank me later lolol check out the pic

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>>719180586
newb

>>719178607
I want to become a beautiful ladyboy in appearance and voice, as well as long hair and everything. I don't think I'll get implants, when I die I want to present as a man in my coffin.

>>719181580
I guess you could say...
*puts on glasses*...
that this anon is ...
...
...
...
nuts