How does /b/ clean up after they fap?

i swallow

Make my cum slut girlfriend suck it off.

im lazy so i wipe it with the boxers im wearing and go on about my day

I lean up against a wall and cum on my face/in my mouth easier than using up all the tissues

>>719158966
I cum in a tissue or in the shower
But when i'm really taking my time i cum over my belly then take a shower

>>719159091
This

>clean

why?

I take my shirt off.

I cum in my sisters socks

>lol

Not mine to clean up anymore.

>>719158966
Cum into a dirty sock,
Easy cleanup because it's going to the wash anyways
Also checked

>>719158966
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>>719159255

It's raining dubs, get your umbrellas out!!!

I have a "cum corner". i just face the corner standing up and jizz on the wall. my dog usually comes along and licks it up. funny when he licks friends faces when they come round

Is it weird that i just cum on my stomach and leave it?

>>719158966
Nutt in uncircumcised foreskin
Feels great to not be a jew

I cum in my grandma's pot plant she keeps in the front room, her smell has gone and she thinks it's just residue from the cold weather building up, although she wonders why it feels sticky lol.

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>>719159310
>cum corner

cum into tissues and just leave them in my car. I then leave my dick out for the next 5 minutes or so to wipe out remaining leakage. I don't like the wet feeling

>>719158966
Tissues, and shower if i have time.

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>>719158966
>take a piece of toilet paper
>fold it on my dick like a condom
>cum inside of said toilet paper
>throw toilet paper into the toilet
>pee
>flush
>wash my dick off with soap and warm water

Clean as a whistle basically

>>719159317
Yes, it is unsanitary and your skin might get irritated

Sounds weird but I masturbate in the shower every morning before work. Dunno why I started doing this but I would then start jizzing in the bleach bottle. tfw my gf is using my jizz to clean the shower

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>>719159684
Start unloading it into your gf's shampoo, way hotter to have clean herself with your jizz

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>>719159794
you're filthy but I like it ;)

>>719159048
Are you me?

>>719158966
eat it, gits rid of all the spunk and see if my jizz tastes good or nah, see if i need some pineapple in my life

>>719159317
Yes, it will smell

with tissues ofc, but i dont cum into anything, i like seeing it go everywhere, so i dont get the bits that get on the floor, eventually i notice the floor is dirty and clean it.

>>719159310
top kek

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>>719159466
Nigga dafuq are you doin pumpin off in ur car??

>>719160077
nice dubs and yeah probably

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>>719158966
I fap in the shower so the water washes away my shame.

>>719158966
I'm a eunuch so there is very little to clean up. If I fap for a long time, there might be one or two little spurts.

>>719158966
Wipe it on the cat

work at an care home for old people. I would usually sniff some grans panties while jerking off. once done id wipe all i can with the panties and put it back where i found it. so far nobody as said anything and ive been doing this for months

>>719159310
KeK

>>719159310
pics of cum corner pls

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>>719160507
what the fuck

>>719159310
>cum corner

And they say, /b is full of normies now.

And yet I am inclined to exclaim: wtf dude.

>>719159310


someone pls screencap this shit

>>719159310
Pic or it didn' happened

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>>719159310
my fucking god

i let it dry in my boxers

>>719160763
screencapping it is less effort than making that comment.
Are you stupid?

>>719159317
You are fucking disgusting

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>>719160763

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I fap on the lounge then just cum on the floor and walk away.

If someone ran a UV light through my house all you'll see

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>>719161003
>>719160763
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>>719160800

Newfags, this is hardly original
There's a screencap of a thread in which OP actually posted pics of his cum corner

>>719161003
im screen capping right now and that is utter shit m8

>>719161258
care to share?

>>719161404
This

>>719159011
/thread

>>719160333
Trips witnessed for clones

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>>719161258
post proof nigger

>>719158966
Yes, with gf panties

Just cum into a glass, dump into sink and rinse out. You guys are making this too complicated.

My wife only lets me cum after I clean her mess from the bull. She takes off my chastity cage and gives me 2 minutes to cum. I usually cum on toilet paper and she makes me throw it in the toilet, pisses all over it and flushes it. I immediately go back into my cage.

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what ive got so far

>>719162354
nice on

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>>719159310
jesus christ dude

>>719162354
crop this shit, noob

>>719159269
athlete's cock fungus

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>>719162583
im waiting for corner pics dumbass

>>719158966
Toilet Paper

>>719159310
Pic or faggot
>choice is yours

>>719162733
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>>719160797
its just a white walled corner without any stains. soz anons

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>>719162713
>ketamine.svg

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>>719159310
>cum corner

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>>719161404
>>719161778

>>719162354
get OP's original Post in there for clarity and build up

I cum in the toilet. Is that weird

I wrap my dick around with a tissue when i'm close and cum in it. No further cleanup needed.

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>>719160507
Yea I had a friend who go a nursing home job right out of highschool.

He got fired for touching old ladies and shit.

not going to say you are a sick fuck...just weird..

When I go into old folks homes Its usually creepy and disgusting...the fact that you get off to it makes cringe hard as fuck.

>>719158966
run away

>>719161404
>>719161778
>>719162922

also somebody screencaped the entire thread a lot like this >>719162713
but I had my hdd wiped so I lost the photo

>>719159091

This is the correct answer.

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In a jar.

>>719159387
It's funny how you people will find any way to try to make this an argument about circumcision

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>cum corner
>>719159310

Cum in the toilet then flush away all the evidence

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>>719161404
>>719161778
here's another

I just cum on the carpet

>>719163010
Lol are you me?

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>>719162354
>>719162713

ABORT

ABORT

>>719162922
>>719162922
>>719162922

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>>719159310
>my dog usually comes along and licks it up. funny when he licks friends faces when they come round

That's where you outted youself

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>>719162922
>pointless cap
im done with capping threads, cya

>>719163455

based annon gets dubs, more at 11

>>719159011
I do the same. It doesn't left any evidence of fapping.

Pinch the tip of my cock when I cum to keep it in. Then let go into toilet.
Have been doing this for years.
Always wonder whether I'm damaging my pc muscles or something else by doing this?

>>719159011
me too, I always swallow it. I dont even care. Its the easiest way.
Its my own dick so why not? Im 100% straight by the way

>>719159310
Fucking kek

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>>719159310

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>>719159310
cum corner

>>719158966
>checked
i cum into my hands and lick it clean

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cleaned it up and its ready to be saved

>>719163948
Thanks a million dude

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>>719158966
I just cum straight up in the air so that it all falls back down into my cock

>>719160077
>>719160333
respect
also nice dubs and trips

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Unless I've been edging or holding cum for ages I normal don't shoot it extremely far, so I just cum and let it rest in a little 'pool' area created by the top of my hand while it's still wrapped around my dick, then I can just carry the cum safely over to a sink and wash it away. Sometimes I can just choose to not cum as well by injaculating by pressing the spot down beneath your balls so you still get the orgasm but the cum doesn't come out (no, there isn't any pain or some retarded side effect). Cool tip though, applying that same pressure throughout the entire fap feels amazing and I would give it a try

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I always bust my nuts in my wife's panties
Sometimes when she is in the shower I'll blow a nice hot load in her warm panties and leve them on the floor and when she picks them up there wet and she knows what I did
That's usually when she will suck my cock hard again just so she can fuck it before she goes to work
She says she likes to feel my warm spunk leeking down thigh when she is at work.

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>>719164249
So basically you leave you cum in limbo, it either stays there to rot inside of you or it slowly oozes out over time

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part 1 of my first screencap

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>>719159310
CUM CORNER

I just lick my hand clean.

>>719164434
Not really, it's hard to explain. Some people say it goes into your bladder but that's not true because I don't piss out cum. It does some weird shit but it doesn't ooze back out, as soon as you stop having the orgasm pules it won't leak out, if it does then you've done it wrong. Sometimes (for me at least) it feels better than a normal ejaculation

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>>719164623
you cant piss it out because its stuck in your bladder

>>719158966
that you?

>>719164759
I'm pretty sure that if it can enter the bladder it can come out just as easy, if you fuck it up it does end up in the bladder though (basically blocking it too far up like on the shaft or something so it has enough room to move back). Just avoid the problem by holding it really far down, I've done it wrong a few times and you can tell because you go to piss and it's cloudy and shit etc

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>>719159310
>cum corner

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>>719163836
>>719164519
>>719165541


whoa whoa whoa..easy with the samefagging m8

>>719159016
Yes, can"t waste that rich life giving fluid...

i just rinse my giant rubber pussy/ass in the bathtub with hot water. After sex, my fiance just sits over the toilet until my cum drains out.

>>719158966
I blow my load onto my stomach, then I use a paper towel to clean up the mess. Been doing that for as long as I can remember.

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>>719165780
not quite friend

>>719159794
bullshit

>>719166840
like what you did with the tabs there

>>719159310
> Cum corner

show us the corner.

>>719158966

Freeze it and put it in my girlfriends cocktails when we're drinking.

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>>719166840
quite quite

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>>719158966

Use my foreskin then dump it in a sock.

>>719158966
I dry cum, nothing to clean up.

>>719159310
toasting in ebic bread

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Nut on some bird.

I just use a cum sock and put it back under my bed, every time I use it I make sure there's no ants inside it by tipping it upside down and shaking it up and down, Because last time I just grabbed it and wrapped it around my cock and the ants were all over my dick.

>>719158966

Cum rag, which I wash regularly.

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>>719168762
>the ants were all over my dick

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>>719159310

you guys are retarded.

i cum on my belly, collect it in my bellybutton, pick it up with two fingers and let it fall into the garbage.

easy

>>719166840
reddit......

I cum in the sink and wash it down. It's easy fast, don't see why people waste toilet paper.

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>>719168762
ants...all over dick

>>719169382
found the newfag

>>719158966
I orgasm, but hold it in

>>719169424
Anyone got a pic of cumrag Dude claims his "cousin" has been fapping into for years? One of the most repulsive shit I have ever seen in here

>>719168228
u ok bro?

>>719164388
fake and gay

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I cum in a sock

>>719163948
/b/ is so fucking shit

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Here you go. Anon claims he's been fapping into it for seven years. Claims the smell is unreal

>>719159048
Touché

>>719169950
Mhm, I sort of am anorexic and have been ever since I was a kid, I'm pretty sure it messed my puberty up, I pretty much always dry cum and when I do shoot a load it's really really small, like the size of my fingernail or smaller

>>719158966
i just cum on the floor and let the time dry it

>>719159310
Why are you getting fifty thousand (You)s that isn't even funny.

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>>719159310
>cum corner

>>719159317
nah it goes away quickly so who cares

as long as you aren't showing people your cum belly afterwards

the real weirdos jizz in their socks

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>>719159310
My sides

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>>719159310
corner of cum

I eat it then leave the rest in my pants. I tap too many times a day to bother any more.

>>719162354
>acting like this isn't already a thing that people have talked about before

>>719170420
yummy

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>>719159310
And that doesn't smell?

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I have an acoustic guitar I call the the Les Ball, I almost always cum into the body but sometimes I cum on it to polish it. Once I have cummed I always play karmer chameleon by Boy George but sing cumma instead while re watching the porn I came to until the cum has dried.

>Tfw this has been going on for six years
>smells of fish and popcorn

for everyone posting about the corner, im done with the cap, no more

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>>719171334

>>719159310
I hope i do not know you or your dog irl

>>719159475
I do that too, this is the correct way.