New thread OP. Please don't fuck this up

Fuck yes. Let's go op!

>>719156973
heres to you op

>>719156973
gogo, OP!
you've got this shit.

Send him a picture of the tent in your pants op

Just tell him you are considering experimenting and ask if he is down....jeez quit being a pussfag

>>719157111
trips of truth

>>719156973
Come on for fuck sake , be honest with this faggot , tell him " i might sound like im joking , but i actually want to fuck you , i know you want my cock , dont deny it , just accept it , how about you come over to my place ?"

tell him you respect him as a woman and want to date him and then marry him if he is ok with that

>>719157176
No memes, this is the right call to make...

>>719157119
fucking this already

>>719157111
good shout, and trip's so.. destiny?

And the updates have stopped, I reckon this is a good thing! he's getting stuck into a gay tette a tette!

>>719156973
Yes, I think you want my dick. Now come over here and let me slide it in!

>>719156973
Ask father for permission to marry, give many goat.

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I'm here. I think this is fucking happening guys I can't stop fucking smiling holy shit this is the best day of my life. I'm going to try to get him to send pictures if this is really happening

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NET

tell him that you'd like to see more ;)

>>719157111
this

>>719157339
goat annnd bag of finest tea leaves. for post rectal love making beverage.

>>719156973
Jesus Christ you people are fucked in the head.

>>719157371
I so hope this is actually real... dem sexy gay feels

>>719157371
dont get him to send pictures, get him to come over before he has time to reconsider

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>>719157371
hnggg

>>719157371
Tell him "alright you got me lol so what if I did really like it then"

>>719157371
Look dude you're clearly in the money now. So don't be weird about it over the phone id say, but next time you're alone with him, grab his dick and put it in your mouth ok?

>>719157371
aww yeah, you're back.
you've got this shit I think.

>>719157371
reply with.....'

Maybe ;)!'

'don't mind do you?'

>>719157371
I just took the picture so I could feed this beast (attach dick pic)

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heres the pic op took

>>719157371
wow he admitted to "blatantly sexual" I think that is a go OP

I didn't have much faith but hes probably in the same pickle youre in in not wanting to offend or w/e

>>719157489
No thats stupid. Take it at least sorta slow

>>719157371
Well come over and stick it up in the air again and see what happens

>>719157516
This

>>719157507
dont do this op
>>719157516
>bro job choo choo

I just dropped a few valium tab's, eating a bag of clemantines and waiting for OP to win.

Get in there son! do not dissapoint!

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>>719157455
I'm basically Jared Leto's Joker...

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>>719157371
time to seal it, gotta be more explicit now

>>719157619
I dropped a few valium yesterday, sadly they landed under the fridge

>>719157619
why the fuck did i laugh so hard at this
who eats a bag of clementines

so OP knows this dude IRL and is trying to get some dick? or what?

>>719157371
>him

Damn, I thought it was a 'her'

Threads cannot be perfect in a sence, there's always something faggish that ruins it.

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>>719157731
this bag of clementines is mine

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>>719157371
Finish it OP
Tell him to stick his ass up in the air like that next time you're around and see what happens

>>719157714
Kek

>>719157755
OP snapped a pic of his friend's ass while he was looking for his phone. OP is straight but got turned on and messages his friend the pic, and is now trying to get some dick.

>>719157731
:D

One, they are tasty and two, they increase the valium in your blood. makes my pills go further.

>>719157755
Basically what happened was he took a picture of his friends ass without his friend knowing and then was convinced by 4chan to send it to him and teased him about it and now that they're like starting to get horny for each other and shit

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>>719157779
nigger can you not read?

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>>719157707

>>719157755
basically

>>719157779
why be so negative?
Some anon is about to get some, who cares if he's a faggot or not.

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>>719157790
I like how the puppet artists incorporated aspie eyes into the character design...

>>719157819
>>719157831
aw, that's kind of cute. so is the friend gay?

>>719157779
you're late clearly.. bro wants to butt his buddy and it's cool! we want him to win!

"Be careful or the next time I might mistake you for a girl. "

Or
A simple "so what if I did"

>>719157537
>butt

404

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This whole thread

>>719157872
that's what we're trying to find out.
From what he replied, it seems like it's quite possible.

all I see are faggots everywhere

>>719157371
Updates OP Updates!

>>719157872
both are 'straight'. But fuck it, op wants a go and the freind hasn'y gone all alpha faggot on him and told him to eat shit so.. we are in for the win!

C'mon OP!

>>719157955
that might be true, but you never really know.

>>719157955
Nope, it's so easy to tell when people make fake texts with this website. The text and chat bubble are off a bit.

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>>719157955

>>719158024
we hope not. but we have faith! faith in a higher power, faith that op will bum his friend!

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>>719158045

>>719157979
>>719157996
oh wow. yeah, the friend definitely seems down to some degree. be careful with it OP but have fun. don't know your friend so i dunno how likely he is to take offense or something and freak.

you need to convince him to eat tho. i'm a skinny dude and i dig skinny girls, but that dude is a fucking skeleton.

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OP's been having this conversation for almost 2 hours. Give it up, /b/, it's bait.

>>719158089
finally

>OP seems genuinely excited, definitely gonna get laid, just ask when he can go over again.

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Come IN me bro!

>>719158124
How is that in any way relevant?

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>>719158089
>seems legit

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>>719157371
Guys okay this is really happening and my heart is exploding. My heart is ducking outside my body.

>>719158153
cuz to this dumb virigin you can instantly turn your friend gay and stcik your peenor up his ass in just hours.

We ALL know it takes atleast 2 and a half hours.

>>719156973
Invite him to participate in a bukkake.

>>719158225

you can do it

>>719158225

be more cofident and assertive unless you are the one who wants to get fucked.

>>719158225
Mein nigger!

GET SOOOOOME bro!

He pretty much said it himself that he did it in a blatant and we sexual way so on purpose, wants the dick. Finish him. Lol

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>>719158225
Ya blew it

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>>719158225
>ducking
This is confirmed legit.

oh it's this thread again. You are all faggots getting trolled

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>>719158225
AAAAAAHH

>>719158225
This is gonna be all talk. OP doesn't have the balls to go through with it. He won't even send a dick pic.

>>719158257
Straight guys thinking about fucking guys are faggots. Dude is obviously down for it, he's just wasting time. Probably why all you basement dwellers are still virgins. And he never said friend was straight. Even seen a straight guy in that pose?

>>719158225
write him "u want sum fuk?"

>>719158225
It's time to invite him over for a thorough dicking (pic attached).

>>719158225
That bitch sent you a smiley face. That's one level short of heyy.
Keep it up.>>719158225
>>719158225

>>719158388
Hahaha i fucking lold irl no shit at your last sentence

>>719158225
If he's not down to send the pic, say you'll trade. Or just drop it completely and ask him over

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>>719158340

>>719158388
Yet OP might be on his way to getting some. How much are you getting today?

>>719158225
BE MORE ASSERTIVE
you're acting like a hillary voter. FUCKING GET IN THERE

>>719158468
Once in the morning, and at least once before bed. Why marry them if you can't train them?

>>719158510
Yes!
Have him come over, and then grab him by the pussy.

>>719158225
"Perhaps one with your ass spread open?"

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>>719158565

>>719158586
Lmfao no dont say that . That needs to be at least 5-6 pic exchanges in

tell him seeing him like that gave you a boner

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Wut up dudes, give me a (you)

>>719158510
This

>>719158586
Nah, start with dick bulger or floppy peenor. Ass gape if for pro fags, op's friend looks like an entry level homo.

>>719158639
reported

>>719158639
Wut up homie

@719158639
No

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>>719158225
I've been waiting for a few minutes. Should I say something or is he taking a picture????

>>719158670
> pro homos
Bitch im dead

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>>719158716

>>719158733

Tell him you'd love to see him in that same pose, but without the jeans...

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Well, this happened last thread

>>719158670
>entry level homo
I wanna see a Grandmaster Homo.

>>719158733
Wait it out or be assertive. Up to you.

>>719158733
Send: *waits impatiently* ;)

>>719158733
He's taking one! Give him atleast 5 mins he probably wants to send something he's comfortable with and confident. Good shit op you're making me proud!

>>719158733
Send dick bulge. Dont be a faggot and do it. You're letting it get stale if you dont do shit. Jump on it.

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>>719158733
>>719158804
dont do this

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>>719158733
>he

>>719158733
wait a lil longer, then be asserive and say 'I'm waiting for something sexy! ;)'

This is the most beokeback faggotry of all time
>I call bait

>>719158804
are you retarded?

>>719158733
Tell him that you'd like to see that booty alot better and that was the reason you so late or that you couldn't stop thinking bout the booty

>>719158692
Thanks for the you, *brofist*

>>719158697
heyman just chillin with my mineral water, wut r u upto? *brofist*

>>719158716
bit harsh man, how bout a *brofist* for the road?

>>719158884
Nah lol its what id send if i was op

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>>719158733
OP, more assertive. The cute thing worked, it got you in the door. THE TIME HAS COME.

Now claim your prize. And drop a huge load inside of said prize. GO.

>>719158821
Imo this, wait a bit longer, if he doesn't reply, send something

>>719158804
stop being autistic, anon, it's bad for you.

maybe just text "im waiting" without any faggy emoticion

>>719158901
*brofist* just hangin at the house. Got a bitchin headcold so i stayed home from work

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>>719158789

>>719158800
>mirror

lol

Fucking end this OP Its 5am i need to sleep

>>719158733
The clothed ass-pic has taken me this far, now I need something juicier to take me the rest of the way.

>>719158901
>brofist
fitting, considering op probably wouldn't mind fisting his bro.

>>719159018
icwutudidthar

Do it OP, DO IT.

Just reply "that is why I texted you so late. "

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>>719159064
aaayyyy lmao

>>719159034
move somewhere else then, its only 10pm here...

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>>719158733
OP you've pretty much one. You just gotta go in for the kill. I know you can do this.

tell him that nationwide is on his side

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put me in the screencap

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>>719159017
Here's how it's done!

tell him whats taking so long?

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Put me in the cap

>>719159143
>one

>>719159201
LOL

>>719159162
What Nationwide is on my side what if I died would Nationwide cry I don't think so that would be a lie to think that Nationwide would cry if I died

>>719159197
>>719159168
put me in the screencap replying to these guys asking to be in the screencap

>>719159233
the real questions being asked

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C'mon OP, come in his fartbox and make him your slave!

9 minutes till it's 8am. That means 9 minutes till I go the fuck to sleep. I hope OP didn't waste my time.

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>>719159201
Fuck

>>719158733
i think your fag friend didnt get you wanted a pic of his ass, because you are too autistic to write

So I'm the guy who suggested that you should send back the pic with "nice ass bro" lol good Jon op and you used most of ny suggestions too

>>719159424

faggot

>>719159245
put me in the screencap replying to this guy replying to those guys asking to be in the screencap

Now turn it on him saying he's a fag and /b/ has been telling you what to say this whole time lol
Jk just remember op. Next time y'all are alone, his dick, your mouth.

I just woke up. I pray to God this is the gayest thing I see today.

ITT: closet and real faggots, lol

OP here, sorry guys my fucking phone died and i have to leave it on the charger for 20 minutes so I can upload the pics without it taking fucking forever. bare with me

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put me in this green cap

>>719159429
you fucking degenerate

>>719159373
put me in the screencap of the screencap replying to this guy replying to those guys asking to be in the screencap

Fucking hurry op

>>719158858
>Not wanting to satisfy your alpha male needs by fucking your friend
What are you, some kind of faggot ?

>>719159429
Were you not told to plug your phone in?

>>719157537
Imagine how delicious that ass is going to be naked, you can eat it and fuck it for the longest time.

>>719159429
fuck. buy a power bank and/or stay closer to a power source when you start something like this!

>>719159429
cant believe noone said charge your phone at 11%

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>>719159429
Okay fuck you I'm going to bed

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>>719159429
nigger i remember seeing someone told you to charge your phone