ask a fed anything

>>719151482

What's your name and where do you live?

>>719151482
Are dubs illegal?

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>>719151599
you better hope not anon

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>>719151628
Will beastiality ever become legal? And can I be arrested for fucking female huskies?

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>>719151482
Get a rat up ya fed

>>719151553
While that may be public domain in a sense, I wish not to disclose that info. Sorry bud.

>>719151482
What's there to ask?

Give us some confiscated cp

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

>>719151599
Ohhhshieeet

>>719151878
I'm afraid that that's illegal, and you'd have to ask a DHS agent lol

>>719151991
no.

>>719151482
why did you feel the need to make this thread?

>>719152065
Cop anon. Can you get a K9 unit thingy. And if you can... Can you lend it to me to I can let it eat my testicals?

>>719151737
I doubt it, and you probably will be.

How did you become an agent like school what you do for highschool im interested

>>719152100
boredom

can i have a job? you guys are cool.
pls.

When are all the criminal bankers and politicians goin to jail.?

>>719151482
>ask a fed anything


how fast is your speeding ticket

>>719152164
I'd recommend at least graduating high school, probably prior experience as a law enforcement officer.. depends on the agency.

>>719152212
Check it. Dubs...
Must answe honestly

>>719152212
we're working on that lmao

>>719152267
What did you do for college?

IRS? How does it feel to be a cancer to these united states?

>>719152381
majored in psychology (if thats what you mean lol)

>>719152437
pretty great.

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>>719152289
I wanna fuck a male K9. How would I go about getting one

Is time travel possible.
I need my last 20 mins back.
Whats all this about project cloverleaf.?

>>719152439
Cool what are my chances of becoming a swat team/fbi

>>719152177
then do some work

how much over the speed limit do you usually pull people over at?

>>719152543
it isn't... and i won't get into that

have you had the chance to see any cool black-budget project stuff?
i want a tesla tower in my back yard already.

>>719152679
I don't make speed related stops... not really my priority

>>719152684
Gimme a time stamp you gay boy.

>>719152560
depends on how hard you work for it

I will try an easier one.
Why did all nicola teslas work get take by the feds upon his death.?
And how come (favourite word) he has been __**[spoiler]redacted[/spoiler]**__ from history

Why are all of you idiots asking questions like they're a cop? The fucking badge says IRS...

>>719152711
I have... can't really give details though

>>719152847
Well spotted

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>>719151482
>ask a fed anything
>posts 2202 badge number
>obvious fake is fake

So many newfags up in this shit

>>719152847
We do similar work in a way... save for traffic stops, etc haha

>>719151482
Why do you target Conservative groups

Why are you determined to steal my money and labor before I even get a chance to spend it

>>719152819
not fed guy, but i can answer this for you.
tesla was sabotaged by the copper industry. it was straight up direct competition to them, because copper wiring would no longer be relevant if he had succeeded.
basically, greed anon. greed is why the best of his work is a national secret.

>>719152973
i don't personally.. (to both of those) I'm a conservative myself

Who will win the Super Bowl

>>719153153
how the hell should I know? i'm not a psychic.. just a lowly fed because I couldn't get a good, well-paying job

>>719153228
Same

timestamp or gtfo

Treasury?
You're fired.

>>719151482
Am I being detained?

>>719151482
the badge is so fake lmfao

>>719153476
no

>>719153475
thanks donnie

>>719151482
he's from the irs not the fbi

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>>719151482
Is it illegal to put pennies up my ass and then spend them?

>>719151482
What do you think about Luke Cage ?

what do you think about Elliot Rodger?

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Are you like one of those cops GTA V that once a single act of violence happens you whip out the gun and just fire like crazy?

>>719151482
Tryna buy acid?

>>719151482
whats a fed?

and can you use it to play kendo?

>>719151482
Jellyfish or crabs?