Time to shave anons. Any amusing style you want to see before

>>719151121
Slit your throat faggot

>>719151121
Just leave a moustache for 6 months

At some point hitler moustache. Grease up hair, comb to side.

>>719151176
Why would I do that?
Not a faggot either.
You.seem very angry and confused anon...
Is everything ok in your life?
Is your uncle molesting you again?

>>719151283
Hitler has to.come last for obvious reasons.
Can't slick hair, it's too long

>>719151207
Wouldn't change much.
This is a few weeks growth.
Gets to about half to twice as long as this then seems to stop getting any longer for some reason.

I can get the full lumberjack beard, but not the long biker beard

Either way it gets too.itchy after a few months anyway

Fair enough.
Just shaving it all off then.

Pork chops are Nazi tier.

Gimme the Hitler look

>>719152753
Provide reference pic and I'll do it

>>719152803
Hitler comes last.

If you are using a straight razor, slit your fucking throat, nigger faggot.

Fedora tash
>thin line of hair across and as close to the top lip

Give yourself the douchiest side burns possible and a Hitler stash.

>>719152888
Hard-core anon.
You're too cool for this thread

>>719152966
Don't know what a tash is, But I don't nor would ever wear a fedora

>>719153031
Need some guidance on those sideburns.

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>>719153172
With the Hitler stash

>>719153483
Can do.
I'll try and make it even douchier before going that far.
Will post soon.

>>719153483
Keep bumped for 10-15

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Sorry anons...
Was going for 5 star douchness, then battery died.
Is on charge now but I don't expect this thread will last long enough for it to charge

>>719154257
I think 20-30 minutes should do it, But I've never had to charge it while waiting so I don't really know

I'm partial to the sharpie in pooper style

if not that then shoe on head

>>719154257
entertain us with dick pics til it recharges then

>>719154396
I already said I'm not a faggot.

What reason would I have to post my dick for other men to look at?

>>719154501
OP's always a faggot, you know that

but fine, shoe on head then please

>>719154257
>not shaving manually
>not having a backup razor

you don't deserve your beard

>>719154364
So do it and post pics then you faggot.
That only applies to attention whores.
There's a reason I'm not showing my face.

>>719154562
Usually, not always.
When OP delivars he is not a faggot.
I attempted delivary, and did delivar what was done so far.

>>719154585
>attention whores
you made a thread about shaving your beard

what are you if not an attention whore?

>>719154657
good point

Shave half of your beard and leave it like that if I get dubs, and if you don´t, your mother will die tonight.

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>>719154745
An anon that thought other anons might get a little entertainment from dictating silly facial hair styles before I shaved it all off.

>>719154579
Blade shaving costs too much.
If I shave to the skin, in 6-12 hours I've got stubble again.
I know a cutthroat gives a clean shave and never runs out, But to maintain a close shave I have to shave so often it isn't practical.

Pic related is what I used u til I gave up and embraced electric.

I'm guessing it's had time to charge enough.
Well find out I guess.

>>719155041
>dubs
Autism pls go

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>>719154353
Symmetry is fucked beyond reason

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>>719156258
But I've got more than a few drinks in me, so it pretty good considering

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>>719156373

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Getting closer to the Hitler step by step

Mustve got distracted by all the trap threads...
The Hitler is the only thing left I can do, so it's coming up next if any anon is still around to see it

>>719157686
i am

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>>719157686

>>719157686
Waiting for results

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>>719158058
>>719158160

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>>719158364
finally

>>719158364
Keep it

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>>719158364

>>719151121
Show us a pic with a dick in your mouth before it's gone.

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>>719158481
>>719158579
>>719158647

>>719158723
What would happen to make my dick be gone?

>>719158737
Stop!

You must keep that for 1 week to achieve instant +50 to legend.

WD anon

Today /b/ was (briefly) great again.

>>719158851
Good news anon.
As of 2 days ago, I'm on annual leave for 5 weeks.
I'm keeping it for at least a week, probably more.

>>719158930
I'm only one man...
I also spam the shit out of WWYD threads if that's any consolation.

>>719158737
No side parting. 0/10.

>>719159033
Also ripped out 2 toenails relatively recently...
That was a fun thread

Could probably do.it again if there interest

>>719159050
Did you read the thread, or just skip to the bottom?

>>719151575

>>719159050
> No matter how much you give a beggar, he will always want more.

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This one?

>>719159204
You can still make a side parting with long hair.. How long you been bald bro?

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Or this One?

>>719159533
Not bald anon.
I figured that was obvious from the pics.

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>>719159565
Toenail remover

Getti g tired of having to screenshot every pic I take just to put it under the 2mb limit

>>719159117
> Offering to tear out toenails
> nobody seems to care.
This isn't right...

>>719159988
Do it
Do it
Do it OP....
Deliver twice in one thread.
Please do it

This is a sad day.
I'm offering to rip off parts of my body and anons are letting it slide into 404...

Do it OP

>>719160313
Probably all in the g/fur thread that just started

>>719159988
Are you toenail man?
I was in that thread.
If it's really you and you are going to do it again you get my vote

Please happen, that last thread was awesome

>>719160648
I don't understand fur faggotry, and I even less understand the letters they apply to it.
Either way they are a disgrace to humanity.

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>>719160718
If you mean this toenail man
>pic related
Then I am him...

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>>719160974
fuck... how much it hurt you?

>>719161131
I've got good pain tolerance.
I pulled two out in that thread.

Willing to pull 2 more in this thread but nobody seems interested in seeing Hitler tear out his toenails.

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>>719161131

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>>719161131
Also did this just for extra fun

>>719161216
Fellow anons saw your gig once and wanna see some new kek. I would recommend to use your blood to paint swastika on your forehead

>>719161299
also checkd

>>719161599
Anons always want to see self mutilation no matter how many times they've seen it before.
It's it's live/real, It's good.

Can blood swatistika, fitting since I'm now Hitler, But that bloods gotta come from somewhere.

>>719161299
keep going

>>719161757
Keep in mind it'll be little slower since most pics from.my camera are above image limit, so I have to screenshot them and them post.

Also going out for a smoke now.. .
Will start ripping and posting when back... 5 minutes, ten tops...

>>719161731
From ripped nails obviously. I was just giving an idea for some extra to your SS manicure.

Dubs confirmed it

>>719162088
Understood and agreed.
My toenails are the only parts of my body I can't tear off for anons entertainment.

Even though I'm off work for 5 weeks, fingernails would take longer than that to regrow.

Piercings are cool unless it's a stupid place like my dick...
Not doing that

>>719162088
Just read nipples, also a good idea for Hitler's mutilation

>>719161436
Samanon, you are the best.

>>719162426
Damn right.
And here comes the fun...

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>>719162655

>>719162830
Don't do it, compa

>>719162830
yyyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssss

>>719162892
Found the only cholo who knows how to use a comutadora.

>>719162830
BWS keeping you fueled

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>>719162939
Fuck anons...
Bits keep snapping off I stead if the whole thig tearing offf.
I don't know why, But I still have the other foot to try.
Will update with pics or disappointment depending how it goes.

>>719163103
$1200 a week gives me what i need so I guess the answer is yes

>>719163483
fair play

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>>719163438
Sorry guys...
The other toe did the same thing..
Got some.blood draw before the last piece I could grab snapped off.

I tried my best... can't do any other nails due to previous threads.

Can pierce if that any consolation.

>>719163849
Kinda wanna see you with a blood swastika

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>>719163849
Fully intended to delivar.
Tried and failed.

As far as delivaring goes I can either piece (no genitals), or have fuck out of an area with one of these things...
>pic related
Twist the round top off and you get a razor sharp stabby thing

>>719164166
>>719163849
>>719164649

Will still delivar that...
Be patient.

>>719158364
Looking sharp

>>719164818
No face, genitals or ass
I need to be able.to walk the world no looking.like a /b/tard.

The Hitler stache is enough.

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>>719164818
Sorry, forgot pic related...
>>719164649

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>>719165142
One tiny stab...
Many more can happen

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That tiny stabbed does a good job.
Will post again in a few minutes after it has time to flow.

>>719165142
CONNECT THE DOTS SWASTICA ON ARM

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>>719166169

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>>719164166
Blood dries so quickly.
It's hard to paint with it.

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>>719166512
>>719166266
Went dry and crusty near instantly

I guess the trap threads were too alluring for those anons...

The true death of /b/

So.eone offering self mutilation, with attempted delivaring, then optional delivaring...
And nobody stayed long enough to see not care.

Mark this day as the final nail...

>>719167249
It's sad.
Yet if you'd posted a pic of your dick it would've hit bump limit.

>>719156373
Lemmy?

>>719167583
Maybe...
Bit I personally wouldn't make a song that crapped on about how awesome the ace of spades was, then right at the last second say the joker is pretty cool too.

>>719167249
guy who told about swastika on forehead here. I was here but couldn't comment live. I'm at work during conference call.

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I tried my best faggots...
It's hard to make yourself bleed long enough to have an I k supply long enough to draw a swatiska.

Still better than anything the average OP would ever give.

>>719167674
Here you go anon.>>719167674
The post just after yours.

I tried, there's not a tap to turn on for blood.

>>719167674
Give is the co France number and passcode.
Will be good fun next call.

>>719168031
Were you trying to make the symbol for Pi?

I left this thread for like 40 minutes... Wtf happened

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>>719168208
Are you trying to make the symbol for I'm a faggot that lurks /b/ But has never given anything to /b/.

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>>719168254
I already had the Hitler stache, But then stabbed the shit out of my shoulder and tried using the blood to draw a swatistika on my forehead....

Apparently it's never good enough for some faggots...
>>719168208
>>719168254

Gimmie a John Water's

>>719168505
I'd be offended if your balls weren't so small, making me question why you would post them in the first place.

>>719151121
A real man never shaves.

>>719168921
wax that chest hair

>>719151121
Try doing Seneca Crane from Hunger Games. Boss ass beard design.

>>719169534
Why you assuming they're my balls?

>>719169598
Face yes...
>>719169602
Body NO!!!

>>719168921
OP delivar and still anons dont give a fuck. You cant amuse those faggots without a cock or feminine cock anymore.

There were better threads, better shit was done but still this is a better thread than most crap nowadays. It should be screencapped and yet faggots crave for sissy and pics of cocks.

>/b/
>let it RIP

>>719169716
Dont know what that is because i coukdnt get oast the first crap movie.

You're also far too late since I'm already down to the Hitler stache.

Shouldve lurked before posting you cancerous faggot.

>>719170151
No. Never!

>>719170151
it's all the way around when you're not homo

>>719170162
I tried my best anon.
They were better amused last time...
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/712272364
But still not like they should've been.

I get it, you get it, they won't get it.
If there's cock to suck or admire, they'll be there.

>>719170428
>>719170512
No...
Only homo's remove body hair.
Your gonna have such a system shock when you hit 30.

Anyways faggots...
Since.im.hitler for at least a week.
Any interaction I have I will get pics of and post.
You'll probably never see it for the same reason this thread never took off, But I'll post regardless.

good job op, 7/10 thread

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Blood Script doesn't last

>>719169602
Faggot detected

>>719170162
The fact that you didn't even stick around suggests you are the same as that you claim to oppose.

>>719170812
no, only homos shave their face
real men only shave the body

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>>719172629
Fuck off jew.
Nobody's falling for your tricks here...
Because nobody's here.
Here's a pic to make you salivate

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>>719173482
Next you'll be telling them it's good to chop off part of their penis...

Oh wait... you succeeded in that.
Fuck knows how.

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Should've started the thread saying I was a millionaire giving away steam games.
Would've hit 404 within 30 minutes.

Fuck it..
I'm shaving the Hitler off.
No poi t rocking the Hitler stache for a few weeks if nobody will even know what's going on when I post pics later.

This is the death you chose /b/

>>719175319
>>719175319
Rip

This is bullshit, all this fur, shota ylyl, yet this fucker ripped out his toenails and made himself hitler, and barely gets recognition

Whats happened /b/

>>719176796
This thread noice 10/10

>>719176796
Faggotry happened.

As I've said numerous times...
I tried my best.
There's a limit to what one man can do

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>>719176796
Don't forget the arm stabbing.

>>719177472
Sorry, OP. 4chan is full of 4chinned cucks now that only come to fap to trannys.

>>719177784
Some of it can be stopped.
Trap shit is too far gone without sitewide attack...

Neweer faggotry like WWYD and FBfap can be easily disrupted with this spam...
Next post is copy pasta faggotry killer...

>>719178176
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>>719177784
Even though I delivared multiple times in this thread, I still don't feel satisfied.

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