Go.

>>719147061
I purposely touch girl's asses in public as I walk by them in the store if they notice I claim it was a accident

I already know that my life isn't going anywhere, and that I've accepted the fact that I will likely die before I'm 30 so that I can hopefully get another chance to do it right

>>719147326
>believing in another life
autism

>>719147061
I want to die.

>>719147435
>not contemplating the possibility of other lives

kek

Hmm. Sure, I guess.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back upon that and wonder, "did that incident make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?"

>>719147502
Somebody should seriously end your life. lol

>>719147061
When i was on 9th grade had sex with one of my teachers a couple of times. Was goos m8
Wouldbangmore/5

>>719147502
>Going on person with disabilities

Either end yourself, or ask a friend to do it

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I am a 29 year old white male who is only attracted to fit black females.
They all have ass and pussy that's better than this. Pic related

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>>719147502
>I said, "I made them look like you"

>>719147502
> "I made them look like you"

>>719147502
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>>719147855
faggots responding to cuppy paste

>>719147475
Explain to me, from a scientific standpoint, how it's a possibility.

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>>719147061
poo poo pee pee

>>719147590
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>>719147916
>>719147754

Newest of the newfags. This pasta is years old.

>>719147968
Oh yeah, Mr. "I rely on science although I literally wouldn't know what the fuck I'm talking about if someone else had asked me to elaborate something in a scientific sense"

Clearly your mind is equivalent to that of a flat earth...or would you like me to scientifically explain to you how that's possible as well?

>>719148120
Great job saying an awful lot without saying anything at all. I take it you can't answer my question? You just believe in reincarnation or believe it's a possibility... because?

You're a very intelligent person.

>>719148244
Great job at being entirely unoriginal as well as entirely lacking of curiosity beyond the possibilities of "what you're able to prove"

How old are you, 17?

One time I got rip drunk and pissed on my buddy's chick while she was sleeping. When she woke up everyone yelled at her for pissing herself
They broke up and I'm pretty sure she's on meth now

> Back in 10th grade
> Friends with two guys (A & B) who could not stand each other and were a bit dumb
> When talking to A, I said B talked shit about you
> When talking to B, I said A talked shit about you
> Fed them both with more and more lies
> After sport classes, some minor incident happens and both get mad as fuck
> Brawl ensues
> A ends up with broken nose and glasses
> B nearly got expelled
> I had my giggles
> To this day they don't know it was me who caused this shit

I have pretty bad teeth. I dont smile. And i have no job or money to fix them.

I genuinely see no point in life and do not give a single fuck whether I live or die.

>>719147968
from a scientific stand point, there are reports of children recalling location, time of death, who they were with a lot of detail that match public record of actual events.

Can't be proven unless you can observe it yourself, but for those children they have proof for themselves, or greater awareness of how lies run the world.

>>719148326
So you have no answer, huh?

I do. I believe you believe in reincarnation because it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You want to believe in it because you're emotionally unable to handle the implications of the finality of death.

Sound about right? Or would you like to continue attacking me in anger because deep down you know I'm right and it frightens you?

>>719148431
...why even pay any mind to some nihilistic retard trying to b8 people on 4chan with the need for "scientific explanation" lmao

>>719147326
you won't get another chance moron

you are wasting your only life.

>>719148431
kek - that's anecdotal. That's about as far from a scientific standpoint as you can get. You're not very smart, are you?

i lie in these threads.

im also a fairly attractive woman with a sick sense of humor.

>>719148500
Do you seriously think that somehow trying to deduce one's thoughts on a matter through a computer screen gains you brownie points in the real world?

The sad thing about 4chan deduction is that it's usually based in a biased heap of projecting emotional turmoil that the person putting out there is unable to deal with themselves.

>>719148536
Who said I was nihilistic? You're getting awfully angry. Does this happen often when your rosy view of life after death is challenged?

You're the one who hates his life and wants to die before 30 - don't take your shitty existence out on me.

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>>719147502
>playing some Twisted Metal

>>719148697
>The sad thing about 4chan deduction is that it's usually based in a biased heap of projecting emotional turmoil that the person putting out there is unable to deal with themselves.

lol - so what does that say about your deduction right there? You're not very good at this, haha.

>>719148673
Tits or go to fucking reddit.

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>>719148673
tits or gtfo

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>>719147502
> sweet pasta there friend

>>719148724
>you want to believe in it because your emotionally unable to handle the implications of the finality of death

You...have just proven to us all that you are indeed nihilistic, and on top of that, trying to ultimately somehow justify your lack curiosity into what you cannot see by way of spreading your "end all, be all" mentality. All you're doing right now is being ironic...as well as entirely self explanatory.

>>719148586
the only real proof is in alcohol.

>When camping with my family when I was younger I used to sneak out at night and steal womens underwear off the communal clothes lines.

>>719148803
<you're not very good at this, haha
Look who's struck a nerve now...do your womanly passive aggressive ways get you far with others in the real world, Mr. Nye?

>>719147502
>posts the same stupid pasta
You need help my friend.

>>719148946
Nihilism is the belief that life is meaningless - not the belief that there is no life after death. One can believe that death is final (which it very, very most likely is) and not be nihilistic.

I believe, for instance, that because there is no life after death and no "ultimate purpose," just by virtue of being alive, this gives e the right to assign any meaning to my life that I choose. It's actually very liberating. I love my life. I'm sorry you can't understand that.

tl/dr - you should stop using words you don't fully understand the meaning of ;)

My stepmother faked dying and got about 80K dollars worth of surgeries for no reason and then ran away when she was done dying

>>719149011
lol nice greentext. See:
>>719149149

>>719147502
I have seen this before on /b/ copy pasta detected!

When I was 18 I tricked an old retard into thinking I was his friend so he'd supply me and my friends with a steady supply of booze. Of course I never let my friends meet him

>>719149149
You've just demonstrated a very key aspect of this entire conversation...your mentality on things is literal, and that all you're able to comprehend, is literal. Do you know what implications are...

Anyone who believes in life after death is retarded. It's illogical, unrealistic, made up for weak people who can't handle the idea of death and stupid.

I used to be addicted to OC. My buddy was just a casual user. I made doing OC a priority. He became a full blown addict and killed himself. Saved a bunch of money making him pay for everything, shit was cash.

my niece is my daughter. only mother knows.

>>719149149
just because you are free to make up a purpose doesn't mean that purpose is real. Making up things is just another way of lying. Lying to yourself.

You have no purpose. None of us do.

I'm white and called out of work today citing MLK day.

>Fuck niggers

The first time I watched porn I was 8.

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>>719149574
>being this petty.

kek.

>>719149559
I like you.

>>719149559
Clearly he needs just a bit more justification than the rest of us considering the fact that he not only has to 'assign a meaning to his life' but that he desperately tries to attain self gratification by way of turning possibilities into facts and facts into biased viewpoints.

>>719149267
Yes, I am a determinist and a realist and I do place heavy value on logic and reason, if that's what you mean by "literal." I am more than able to "comprehend" the other side of the argument. I've done my fair share of spirituality, soul searching, meditation, experiments with hallucinogens and so on and so forth. I've drawn my conclusions through careful thought and experience over many years, and I'm happy with where I'm at.

You're the one who hates his life and wants to die before 30. Not me - I'm already past that. I suggest you open your mind a bit more, which ironically is what you believe I'm incapable of. You have some growing up to do.

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>>719149458
You were addicted to Original Content?

>>719149641
Irony.

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>>719149647

Hey guy...Notice anything? Like YOU'RE FUCKING ARGUING WITH YOURSELF

>>719149559
Your purpose is what you chose to make it because ultimately there is no purpose. This is what you fail to understand. You may get it someday.

>>719149781
No, not really. I'm having a discussion.

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>>719149726
In case you are really that dense

>>719149647
You seem to be entirely lacking of the ability to comprehend the other side of an argument seeing as how you, and I'll say it one more time so it settles in, spin possibilities into facts and facts into biased viewpoints. Your questions are baseless and come from putting words in the other's mouth in order to better mold your narrative.

I think it's really cute btw that you just threw out using psychedelics as a way of expanding your mind when clearly you're just another brainless fuck who buys into widely spread subjective viewpoints.

>>719149845
Discuss why you're such a faggot. /b/ is listening.

i have a huge crush on a childhood friend i can never date

>>719149911
lol, all viewpoints are biased - including yours. I spun nothing into facts - I shared my beliefs, which are clearly more informed than yours.

Again - who hates their life and wants to die? It's not me. Consider that next time you look in the mirror. I think it's cute btw that you're not nearly as smart or insightful as you think you are - and it pisses you off and you know it.

>>719149929
Because I like cock and I'm a dude. But that's beside the point. Thanks for listening though!

>>719147061
I like riding rollercoasters

>>719150027
...you legitimately started this conversation based on the half serious notion that this life we all seem to be leading might not be the only one there is to live. Are you not able to see confliction in that? Honestly...because from the look of it you're now attempting to cut deep because you know just how stupid you're starting to sound.

>>719147061

when i was 24 i had a mexican 16 year old girlfriend with full parental approval. her mother didnt mind and even left us alone one time to go to mexico to see her mother. asked me to look after them (my girlfriend and her little brother).

apparently old school mexicans dont give a shit about age as long as you are a legit couple, etc.

anyways, good times.

I used to fuck a colleague two years ago. She was married. No one in the office knew. We would go to hotels and fuck our brains out. She loved anal and BJ's. Her husband is unaware of my existence.

>>719150027
You've walked yourself into a pointless conversation by trying to ask questions based on the interpretation of one comment. You're looking for something to argue with that isn't there. You're a fool, who needs labels for himself to better understand who he is as a person. I honestly wonder just how many phases of "existence" you've gone through before you landed on the one that you're currently trying to perpetuate. It's sad, really...

>>719150198
>...you legitimately started this conversation based on the half serious notion that this life we all seem to be leading might not be the only one there is to live.
>might not be the only one

I think you're confusing me with someone else. I've been arguing that this life is the only life and that death is a finality the whole time. I never wavered on that. You should backtrack through the posts to see where you made this error.

>>719149510
Elaborate with Greentext

>>719150198
>Not believing in reincarnation
>Thinking reincarnation means dropping your conscious into another body
kek

Everything in this universe has been reincarnated at one point or another. Make your fucking brain work better.

>>719150327
Maybe you should go backtrack to your original comment of "explain to me, from a scientific viewpoint, how that's a possibility."

Please ask yourself the question of where science ever came into play throughout my comment. lmfao...looking for something to argue with, that isn't there. Nice Strawman fallacy, bud

My wife changed after our second kid. She became asexual. No interest in sex at all (not just with me). Nothing seemed to work. She had been bi-curious, that went away too. Totally lost interest in physical intimacy of any form.

After 6 months of trying to find a way to work through it, I decided to work around it. I gave her roofies. Had some of the best sex we've ever had that night. Fucked her harder than ever and did shit she never let me do when we were sexually active.

Now, when I want to get laid, I just slip her some roofies with her nightly vitamin/supplement routine and have my way with her. I have the best sex life I've ever had, and she's totally oblivious to it.

>>719150358
I seriously hope you're trolling because that was one hell of a pathetic attempt to bait somebody. lol

>>719150438
Wtf is a roofie?

>>719150301
>It's sad really...

Whats sad is the guy who I responded to in the first place who "knows his life isn't going anywhere" and wants to die before he's 30 so he can "try again" based on some half-baked notion that reincarnation is a possibility. Pretty sure this person is you, but I could be wrong.

In any event, I'm curious as to what "labels" you believe I'm placing on myself? I'm the one who got called a nihilist, which is inaccurate. Other than that, I haven't labeled myself at all. I simply expressed some principles that I adhere to, such as determinism, logic, reason, etc. And what's wrong with describing your general beliefs anyways? So what do you even mean by that?

Sitting in bed jerking it to the thought of my drunk friend who's passed out on the couch. Wishing I could do something but of course feeling bad for it. Idk.

>>719150332

>me.
>have sister.
>used to have sex when teens.
>got pregnant.
>backwards christian family.
>(i am not)
>sister wants to have it cause abortion is evil.
>told mother because women, deserves to know, etc.
>mother didnt speak to me for like 6 months.
>finally talks to me.
>says she accepts it but she doesnt want to know if we still do things.
>treats my niece better than she ever treated us.
>which is weird cause she wasnt very good mother.
>inb4 bullshit.

>>719147326
That's no secret Anon, everyone knew it and didn't have the stones to tell you. They left you behind because you're complete dead weight.

On the same leaf, your first chance doesn't end until you die. Make good use of it, Guardian.


- Taniks

>>719150423
I'm not sure you know what a strawman is, lol. You've been hanging around here too long and your parroting words without understanding them.

I asked for an explanation as to why you believed in reincarnation, and I challenged you to use science as a basis for it, Believe it or not, I could actually do that where you have failed - but that's neither here nor there. I just wanted to see if you could justify your beliefs - and you can't seem to do so.

In any event, now I know you are indeed the guy who knows his life is going nowhere. How sad for you. Maybe you should eat a bullet and roll the dice after all ;)

>>719149960

Not a secret either, dig deeper.

>>719147061
I'm just waiting to die.

Can't be far off. I worked with asbestos in my families old buildings a lot when i was a kid, and i smoke about a pack and a half per day.

In a way its somewhat comforting, knowing i wont have to drudge through much longer.

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>>719150438
I had a friend who used to roofie his s.o and let lads have their way with her. Nice. Have some tits

>>719150899
lol - talk to this guy, you two could be besties.
>>719147326

>>719150956
heh. I don't think im getting another chance after this ones done.

>>719151050
Hey - at least you're rational ;)

>>719151092
Almost wish i wasn't though

>>719150550
>based on some half-baked notion that reincarnation is a possibility
I'm pretty sure that although it's practically impossible to legitimately substantiate the probability that reincarnation exists, that it's still somehow a widespread belief across many cultures for various reasons to begin with. You are aware that there's a difference between hope and belief, correct? Because I'm pretty sure my comment implies hope as opposed to legitimate belief.

>Yes, I am a determinist and a realist and I do place heavy value on logic and reason
Pretty sure there's two labels right there, bud. What I'm implying about your apparent beliefs based on mocking you for quite possibly having gone through a myriad of schools of thought is that you likely stumbled upon like anyone else stumbles upon widespread beliefs...you think it better defines who you are as a person because you think it sounds nice.

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>>719151104
>>"If I could fuck you and get away with it, i would."
>12 years old.

lol. faggot, you could have at least made it believeable.

lol.

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Jerked off with my Mormon best friend to some porn before he went on his mission. He came back uber religious, found a wife in 9mo, and has 3 kids a few years later. Wouldn't mind him sucking my dick still. Filthy Mormon slut.

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Had a crawfish boil over the weekend.
Think tiny lobsters covered in spices.
Everyone is drunk
Hook up with a 7. I was lit, dont judge.
She's kinda thick so I take her on the 4 wheeler around back so no one sees me committing this horrendous crime.
She's straddling me on the 4 wheeler.
Naturally I grab her by the pussy.
She moans.
Moans turn to wincing.
Now shaking and hyperventilating.
What the fuck is wrong.jpg?
Forgot to wash my hands, fingered this bitch for 5 mins with cayenne pepper all over my finger nails.

had a 12yo gf when i was 25.

>>719151154
>Because I'm pretty sure my comment implies hope as opposed to legitimate belief.
Perfect - that's all I asked of you in the first place. See? That wasn't so hard now, was it?

>What I'm implying about your apparent beliefs based on mocking you for quite possibly having gone through a myriad of schools of thought is that you likely stumbled upon like anyone else stumbles upon widespread beliefs
Correct! That's how anyone's beliefs are formed, after all. I wouldn't say I went through a "myriad" though - more like a gradual progression from agnosticism and loose hope in supernatural bullshit to where I'm at now.

>you think it better defines who you are as a person because you think it sounds nice.
It does better define who I am as a person. Your beliefs, values and attitudes are, by definition, what define you as a person. Pun intended. It has nothing to do with sounding nice as much as it is a simple fact.

Good job overall though! This was your best reply yet. I take back the eat a bullet thing. There may be some hope for you after all, kiddo ;)

>>719151472
No, what you asked of me in the first place was to justify the possibility of reincarnation through scientific means...which is simply a cheap attempt at getting someone to eat their own words because there is no real scientific basis to fall back on to begin with.

There's a reason why I'm using the exaggerated term of "myriad" to begin with...because prior to agnosticism, you did indeed hold beliefs that in one way or another let you down spiritually. It is what it is...we all find our paths somehow.

Yes, but what is the definition of who you are as a person to begin with? Is it the notion that you'd rather be seen as overly logical and "all-knowing" because your experiences have led you to believe so, or is it that you simply don't want to sound like a fool pondering on other people's psychobabble?

One way or another, none of us know what the fuck happens after we die. It's practically identical to that of some pessimistic atheist trying to exclaim to a Christian that god doesn't exist...all the while having the overly optimistic Christian trying to explain to the atheist that god does in fact exist.

You either fight against the current or work with it...some people have a hard time falling in the middle of it all. That's what I'm trying to say.

>>719152030
>No, what you asked of me in the first place was to justify the possibility of reincarnation through scientific means...which is simply a cheap attempt at getting someone to eat their own words because there is no real scientific basis to fall back on to begin with.
Correct!

>because prior to agnosticism, you did indeed hold beliefs that in one way or another let you down spiritually.
No, actually. None of my beliefs ever "let me down" and there was nothing before agnosticism - I wasn't raised religious. Like I said, it was just a natural progression as I became more experienced and educated.

>Yes, but what is the definition of who you are as a person to begin with?
I guess that all depends on who's doing the defining, lol. I already gave you my definition.

>Is it the notion that you'd rather be seen as overly logical and "all-knowing" because your experiences have led you to believe so, or is it that you simply don't want to sound like a fool pondering on other people's psychobabble?
I don't want to be seen as anything, really. I just believe what I believe. You can see me however you'd like. And as for psychobabble, again, it's not about not sounding like a fool - it's the fact that I legitimately don't adhere to psychobabble. You seem to believe it's all about how I want others to view me - it's not. It's just how I am.

So... yeah. I'm going to bed now. Night!

>>719147061
I enjoy putting girls across my lap, tugging down their pants and panties; then giving them a good spanking on their bare bottom.

Really want to talk to her but she's most likely asleep or busy.
Can't get her out of my mind though, as much as I try to keep things platonic.
She has so many flaws, like myself, yet despite those traits I find her fascinating.
Knowing full well my feelings for her, I guess I can understand her. I just wish she would give it a chance. To help each other.

>>719153668
You try to keep things platonic but in doing so you are torturing yourself.

>>719147061
I fingerfucked my gf and out parents did not notice
>live in suburban house
>living room and kitchen is in the same room
>our parents sit and talk at the table
>next to the table (2-3 metres) from it is a big couch
>gf lays on the couch covered in a blanket
>I sit on the couch at gf's feet
>carressing her
>she moves the cover
>I can see her ass
>she looks into my eyes
>she pulls her panties down
>I carefully insert 2 fingers into her pussy
>wetandwarm.png
>fingerfuck her for 5 minutes
>with our parents sitting near us completely oblivious to our act
Fun times. Is still miss her.

>I think jellyfish are superior to crabs.

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>>719147061
I've been asked directly by the Ministry of Defence if I have done certain things while serving in Afghan.
I can tell /b/ what I couldn't tell them, I shot a lot of people, for a whole tour if the opportunity presented everyone at my FOB would aim for the genitals of the enemy. If we got any prisoners (wounded or not) we would do the same to them and leave them in a ditch. We would also make sure there was never a "Rupert" around, (an officer).
We were just having a laugh and now the rumours have started and the questions have begun.

If I could do it all over again, I would just shoot them all in the face.

>>719154330
Good. They would do worse to you and your family.

>>719154330

Bullshit

>>719154645
True I'm afraid, I was with 45 commando, it was just after Operation Herrick.
Civvies gonna civ.

>>719154330
Im prior military and I can deduce with certainty that you are a real deal fucking faggot and total lying piece of shit

>>719153761
For someone I care for. I must really not like myself then lel.

>>719156749
I couldn't help it either, anon. They will use you until there's nothing left and the friendship will be very one-sided.

I HATE TRUMP

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>>719147061
>In a private military organization
>Medic
>Be unimportant for most of my career
>It pays good so whatever
>Good thing I rarely leave HQ
>Boss has an important mission to rescue someone
>Of course it shouldn't take long
>Says he's gonna need to take some guys with him
>Selects me because medic
>All goes according to plan
>Notified that he's got the target
>Do as I'm told and get prepared for extraction
>Young girl with a bomb inside her
>Ohshit.png
>Understand that it's my job to get them out
>Absolutely nerve wrecking experience but I do it
>Really past my breaking point by now
>Everything goes well and I get the bomb out
>"There's another" she says
>Of course it goes off because there's no time
>Of course I try to save the boss at the very end
I almost died man. I still have problems telling people shit like this and I don't know why I'm alive

>>719150701
>Taniks
>Guardian
Subtle. You almost got away with that.

I had a year long fucklashionship with a black girl with vitiligo. we called her Patches.

In love with my girlfriends hot step sister. She's 17 and I'm 25. Ask me anything

>>719158204
In love or in lust? How does she feel about you?

>>719158295
Lol been thinking about it a lot lately. Pretty sure it's just lust, because I seem to feel the same about any gorgeous girl that pays any sort of attention to me. But damn she's beautiful.
She likes me, as in thinks I'm funny and a good guy, not sure how she'd feel in that way though...

>when 15 my and my friend sucked each other off
>First time I had sex I last about 10 seconds, the girl got pregnant, later got an abortion.
>My Sister let me eat her pussy when I was 10, she was 15.
That's all I can think of

>>719158724
I am drunk, excuse my typos.

>>719158724
use your words

>>719158724
>>719158896
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>>719159063
404 your sister's ass has been around town

all of you need to get the fuck off the internet and do your homework.

>fap regularly to people I know IRL
>When spank-bank runs dry message them and organize get-togethers to "catch up"
>take mental pictures of bodily changes, height, weight, boob size, nail polish to update spank bank information
>go out of my way to touch their skin to feel softness in multiple places
>go home and masturbate, repeat process a month or two later.

I am a normal functioning human being

>>719147968
We're a simulation designed to weed out bad ai.

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>>719159710

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>>719147061
had sex with my 17 yo step sister when I was 12. Haven't had sex since...

>>719148074
I'll have you know I'm an oldfag, I've been here since 2014

>>719147502
damn, i can't believe how old this pasta is.