Sup /b/ whats the best way to kill myself? Dont get excited Im

$2 shop.
buy a cheap plastic toy pistol.
pull the orange cap off the end.
run up to the nearest cop, waving the gun
scream IMA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER as loud as you can

and let nature take its course.

>>719113849
Only works if you're black, otherwise you get tazed.

>>719113849
nigga im white theyll just give me a ride home

>>719113621
kill a celebrity and then shoot yourself right after.

>>719114115
any in mind

>>719114241
Yeah, you could take out bieber

>>719114063
Statistics prove it's the other wary around. Niggers can get away with murder because they dindu nuffin. Whites are held responsible for their actions.

>>719114241
i guess Trump would make a pretty long lasting impression

Go to sea park.. try to fuck a killer whale.

>>719114452
I second the notion

I feel like they play country music in hell.

>>719114452
TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!! Do it anon, be an hero

>>719114600
Dubs demand Trump

>>719113621
Lmao i dont want you to killyourself. You seem like a fucking cool guy. But if ur going to just do what >>719113849 recommended. Ask someone to take your phone and record you doing it. Itll be fucking hilarious.

Find all the other retards that post suicide threads on here every day and you can all do it together. Then maybe we wont have to see this sort of shit all the time

Go to one of those machine things that you put a quarter and get a rubber ball each time. Swallow a bottle of pills, have some drinks and just spend all your cash on those rubber balls, swallowing each and every one you get and just going for the next one, non stop, until you die from the pills. To passerbys, you will be seen as the man who ate so many rubber balls he dropped dead. Fucking rad dude.
Or just kill Trump, that will be more boring and cliche but worldwide news.

Do it like Justin that's all i gotta say

>>719113621
Im gonna jump from a 50 m tall tower, i think that will kill me instantly.

>>719115723
Well actually that'd only kill you once you hit the ground Anon. Not instantly.

>>719115869
That's the point.

>>719115723
lame though

>>719114115
This is actually genius. Take out one of those whiny liberal celebs on the way out!

>>719113621
>Ive still got shit to finish up.

You're not going to do it. Why would you bother finishing up anything if you're just going to die? The world won't even exist anymore if you're not alive to perceive it.

>>719116008
Not if i do a sick backflip, which i wont since i want a direct hit on my head.

>>719115723
Try to land on someone OP

>>719116190
Facbook live the event?

>>719116211
Im not OP, Op is a faggot abandoning this thread.
Im just another suicider who has actual balls.

>>719116333
Nah, it's near my parent's house, so sorry trips.
Maybe i'll find another tower then.

wood chipper from a balcony overlooking a busy street

>>719116333
Checked! New OP, the trips demand it

>>719114384
I would say that too I guess because people hated him for years and trump just started

>>719116622
This is now a get thread.

Rent industrial sized wood chipper.
Point toward 6 foot tall evergreen tree.
Rev to the highest of revolutions.
Slip and slide, head first.

Merry Christmas!

>>719116902
Better just buy a gun.

Tie a rope around your neck and the other end to the back of your mothers car before she leaves for work, then, let nature take its course

>>719117202
Too painful and too distracting for drivers.

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>>719113621
WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

>>719113621
Tie piano wire around your neck and the other end to a overpass. Tie rope around your feet to the overpass. Make sure the rope is shorter than the piano wire. Last step shave your head and super glue your hands holding your head. Jump off over pass. The piano wire will chop off your head leaving, it in your hands while you swing upside down holding your own head... this would be epic!

>>719117593
I fucking love that song

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Hold on /b/ro, I got this.

First you get a gun, any one will do. Go down to the shooting range, see what you like best. Also get some marijuana for later. Then get a screen accurate replica of the Delorean from "Back to the Future". Drive to a bank in the Delorean, and crash that mother fucker "Terminator" "I'll be back" style into the front of the building. Shoot the security guards in the knees as they are people too and probably have loving families. Go and rob the bank and start driving away of the Delorean. Then rob a liquor store. Now start making your way to the mountains. Now of course you'll have you cops on your ass but as long as you shoot their tires so they steer off the road you should be fine (idk maybe). Now as your driving, start smoking and drinking what you got with you because fuck it why not and you'll eventually drive off the road. Now if the cliff is high enough where you drive off you'll be killed from that alone. But if you are somehow still alive, wait til the cops come down to get you and then kill yourself. This isn't the perfect plan but it is one I thought was original.

>>719118791
Are you fuckin autistic?

>>719119284
Probably yeah

I've been waiting for this day. Go attempt to rape a shark, and if that doesn't work, a mountain lion. Preferably at an aquarium or zoo for the audience. The headline to that story will be seen in every state. I'll save it, and remember you forever.

Alternatively, go streaking at BLM protest, white hood optional and only clothing allowed except shoes and socks, which should also be white.

If this were several months ago, it'd be pretty cool to see what happens when both primary candidates are assassinated at the same time.

>>719120192
You seem like the kind of person that would beat the shit out of a handicapped old man because he sat next to you in public.

Fuck obamas dog

>>719118791
holy shit

>>719113621
Buy twenty gallons of bleach and five gallons of ammonia. Mix in the bathtub, and get in. You'll be eaten slowly as the two produce a nasty gas that will rip the shit out of your lungs. If you have the courage to endure, you'll last for several hours before your internal organs start spewing out your asshole.

>>719113621
put a caution wet floor sign in your bathtub and just drown in it

>>719116541
and how the fuck are you gonna get a wood chipper on a balcony?

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>>719120650
What gave you that impression? How could you even say that? The elderly did their part caring for us when we couldn't, so should be taken care of when they can't care for themselves. This is the natural course of things, and has nothing to do with my generous assistance of OP.

And i played KS. Lilly best girl.

>>719121717
palindrome get wins