Ask a guy who just got jerked off at a rub n tug anything.

what is a rub and tug? how did you end up there?

>>719107183
Would you have fucked her, given the opportunity?

>>719107183
WHAAAAAAAAAAT

>>719107328
A rub n tub is.a massage parlor that gives you a hand job (or more depending on the place and $$$) at the end. It was right up the road from me so I figured why not try it. I only knew it was a rub n tug from a website that lists them all though.

Why did you pay for something you could have done yourself?

>>719107449
proabably not. Nice tits but not fuckable.

>>719107775
Because it was quite possibly one of the best orgasms I've ever had from a handjob. Not to mention I got a massage out of the deal.

>>719107183
>It was right up the road from me
Where do you live?

>from a website
What is the site?

How much did it cost?

Will you go back?

Cost? Standard in my area is a $40 tip on top of the massage for a HE

>>719108224
probably rubmaps. com. op, do you have a premium membership?

>>719107183
>just got jerked off at a rub n tug

What did the Happy Ending cost you?

Viet Cong or Korean girl?

>>719108224
US. Suburban North East.

Rub maps or something

60 bucks for an hour then she asked for 40 more to acatully give me a handy but I'm like nah I got 15 so that's all it took. Ending- $75.

Probably. Pretty sure they have actual whores there.

>>719108424
Same. Just gave her 15 for tip and still got it.

>>719108626
Nah, just browsed the website quickly.

>>719108732
lol nice haggling

>>719108628
Extra 40 but got her down to take 15 >Kek
And pretty sure Chinese.

>>719108847
i wish to visit a rub n tug using that site, but im afraid of going to the wrong place and not getting what im lookin for

>>719108898
>Extra 40 but got her down to take 15 >Kek
>And pretty sure Chinese.

Score, dude. Props for the sweet deal.

where did you bust your nut? did she clean you up after?

>>719109041
>i wish to visit a rub n tug

You have to do a little scouting, and some places they want to see you a couple times before they offer the Happy Ending.

I was between GFs a few years back, and went to a gook massage parlor twice before I got the shaky hand, but after that I got bare blows and and full service for $20-40 respectively.

Did she look bored or did she look a little into it

>>719109280
Wondering this myself

>>719109280
>>719109640
Shot like a fucking cannon. Huge load. On her hand and across my chest. Then wiped me up with a warm towel.

>>719109640
They give you a towel if you're just another customer, if they like you, they wash you up with water and hot towels-- you HAVE to throw down another $10 if they give you the cool clean up.

>>719109623
She was super into it. She liked my dick and was like playing with my balls and nipples and laughing. She seemed like she actively enjoyed it.

>>719109280
Not OP, usually just gets busted on my stomach and then they clean me up

>>719109602
shaky hand?

>>719110091
Damn might have to try it someday myself

The massage parlor up the road from my house (WA state) has full service for $120 (on top of the $60 you pay for the "massage"). Not a bad deal -- just about the cheapest you can get laid around here with a nice clean whore and without resorting to streetwalkers.

were her tits out? also always wondered what happens if they cant get you to finish?

>>719110162
Same treatment I got

>>719110572
There's definitely places around that like here but I've only gone the one time so I don't really know the treatment yet.

>>719110609
Nah, just a lot of cleavage.

>>719107183
Did you get Corey or Trevor?

>>719107183
I got wanked off in Bali by a balinesse chick at a massage parlour. The funny thing is that I was only 14. She did it free too.

>>719110802
Rizzub an a tizzug

>>719110270
>shaky hand?

Hand job

>>719109602
A great tip I was given a few years back is to simply say you've been here before. As you said a lot of places won't offer it to anyone and everyone who comes in, but if you say you've been to that place before then they reckon you know what the deal is and you'll probably get what you're after.

I been to one.
I had to pay the house sixty dollars and the girl 200 but I got to porn fuck her.
She sucked me off at the end and swallowed.
I thought that was fucked up.
I could have had ebolaids or the herp.
Did you get the shower OP?
I got my asshole scrubbed by an Asian chick.

>>719110939
>A great tip I was given a few years back is to simply say you've been here before.

A true pro tip, but sometimes they ask the name of the girl you saw previously.

I do a little scouting, and chat up the masseuse-- tell her she's beautiful, I wish she was my GF, ect. Always leave a tip above and beyond what was agreed upon, you'll get way more than your money's worth next time around.

>>719110939
Pretty much what I did.

>>719110980
Yeah, table shower included. Felt really nice, surprisingly.

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>>Be single for like a year and living in a town with not much talent.
>>Usually the massage parlor is 40 something thin asian chick with fake tits.
>>Better than nothing
>>Go one time and holy fuck what the fuck is this?!??!
>>Thick as fuck young Asian girl. Talk to her and she tells me she's half "Spain and half Korean"...shit she isn't lying this is the hottest girl I've seen in months
>>Right away say I usually see Nancy but you're my new favorite and just throw down $160 which was full service with Nancy
>>She goes to reach for it and I say heyy this is for same thing I get with Nancy. She asks whats that I tell her everything, she says ok
>>Showers me up first, get to room and she starts off massaging its going great, I start feeling her up and she gets totally naked, flips me over puts a condom on my dick with her mouth and just hops on.
>>Bitch is smoking hot and can fuck like a champ. Totally destroy that pussy for 20 minutes.
>>Best sex I had in years
>>As soon as I leave I call my buddy and I'm like omg dude I know you don't like paying for shit but I kid you not this complete smoke show is at the dojo, you got to check her out...he laughs it off and is like maybe
>>About 8 days goes by and my buddy calls me and he's dude check out the news.
>>Check websites yep that place got busted. Some old dude got busted by his wife somehow and blamed it on that place.
>>Never fucked that half spanish half korean girl again :-(

Pic related she looked like this.

>>719111809
>Yeah, table shower included. Felt really nice, surprisingly.

If they have table showers, ask for a "body shampoo" next time. The girl soaps you up, strips down and jumps on you, and slides around all over you.

Very boner inducing.

>>719111627
The only problem with that is you have to make multiple trips to get what you want. Meaning you spend more and get less, unless they really do give a pretty good massage.

A few things I do that normally always work and if not, I move on to the next location.

>Say you've been before
>Go in to the massage naked instead of boxers
>Gently brush the masseuses legs

My previous job required me to travel around the country fairly often, so I always tried to find a parlour on each of my trips. You will almost always get what you want if you drop the subtle hints.

Obviously the leg brushing one will only work on places confirmed to be a rub n tug, otherwise you'll probably get thrown out.

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ask someone who got 2 escorts on saturday night and passed out drink after 5 minutes.
$800 well spent
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>>719112493

>>719111627
If you're going to a place for the first time and they ask the name of who you saw last time, just say you haven't been there in months, but last time you saw "[insert any name here]". The turnover rate at these places is so high that the chances the girl you're seeing was even there a few months ago is very low.

But yeah, some research ahead of time (just read a couple of reviews) can completely prevent this issue from even coming up.

what the fuck is that gay shit boi, nigger

I love the girls at AMP. Be in decently good shape, go there clean, smell nice, have a good personality and use the tips from >>719112449 and they will take care of you. Sometimes you get one that rushes the clock or only cares about the money but if you do decently good research (NOT RUBMAPS) you should be able to find a good shop with girls that care about your satisfaction.

>>719113061
Any other sites to use instead of rub maps?

>>719112493
how many liters of pus is dripping from your dick

>>719113155
I used to use eroticmp.com all the time before I found a regular spot. They charge a membership fee but it's worth it for a month.

>>719113061
>girls at AMP
whats AMP?

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>>719110270

>>719113660
It's an abbreviation. Asian massage parlor.

>>719113367
it's much, MUCH more likely you'll pick something up from some chick at a bar than a professional escort. the latter is being tested or even more frequently and practicing safe sex religiously. the former is, well, some chick at a bar

>>719113367
Girls that charge $400 an hour usually don't have shit and take their sexual health super serious. You have better chances picking something up picking up an ok looking girl out in the burbs than you do from a sex professional.

>>719113870
>>719113923
hive john

>>719109602
What's included in the full service?

>>719113367
Only women and faggots are this ignorant. Get some better friends.

>>719114092
What you'd expect. If you have the cash (and if they offer it), they'll suck you and/or fuck you.

>>719114039
Not really, it was a phase in my life when I visited them frequently cuz of where I lived. I wasn't looking for a LTR and all the girls around me were. The girls down for one night stands in the bars etc were low quality. So the massage parlor and escort route I went. Plus I like group sex so it was fun for a buddy and I to call over a hooker or two and either 3 way the fuck out of them or have a little swap session. Fun stuff if you do it safely.

>>719113367
Girls who charge that much are not going to ruin their great income by getting an STD.

>>719114181
anal? kinky shit?

>>719114273
I don't think you understood what he meant by "hive john"...

>>719114273
wasn't an insult. just a joke.

me too btw. had a big "try everything (safely)" phase when I lived in London for a few years

>>719113155
>>719113471

usasg ..but please RTFF. Don't give too many details because thats how shops get closed down and don't ask too much before you give. Alot of good information there if you "lurk moar"

>>719114374
No I have no clue what Hive John means...just looked it up on urban dictionary and nothing...can someone enlighten me?

>>719110977
Ive seen this posted alot. Whats the significance?

>>719114335
>>719114335
>anal
While not unheard of, it's generally not something you'll be offered. By full service, it pretty much means a blowjob and/or fucking.

>kinky shit?
Again it's not unheard of, but most places will only offer the basics. If you're wanting kinky dominatrix gf experience then you want an actual prostitute.

>>719114629
Hive mind, when 2 or more people post pretty much the same thing at the same time. As if you were connected at the mind.

>>719114629
there's a saying here when two people independently post the same thing, "hive mind". a "john" is a client of a sex worker

hence, "hive John"

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>>719114308
With all the young sluts in the world today, if you still have to fucking pay to get sex youre beyond hopeless

Since backpage went down ive been looking on ter. Some chick i contacted who hadnt had any review since 2011 ao i wasnt expecting her to even still be active, i kid you not, told me that without a reference from another provider she woudlnt see me. Damm it, i voted trump but i wasnt expecting this bs.

>>719114822
ahhh gotcha...lol funny how we had the same kinda experience with hookers...both my buddy and I are in LTR's right now and when we drink at happy hours and shit we're like fuck man remember when we were dp'ing and banging out hookers left and right...fuck that was fun...but now we're still worried about getting herp or something with hookers which would destroy both of relationships so its just best left a memory. Good times.

>>719115106
I never paid for sex...I paid for them to leave immediately after...big difference.

>>719115106
>100% guaranteed virgin.html

Its not necessarily about "needing" to pay. It's a simple uncomplicated business transaction

>>719115106
If you think that's the only reason people pay for sex, then you must be dense as fuck.

>>719111938
>Some old dude got busted by his wife somehow and blamed it on that place.


they need to just legalize this shit and have the girls unionize or something to inhibit sex trafficking.

>>719112493
how do you get escorts to fuck?

what do you do when they come to your place? I'm just thinking of saving up some money just to fuck some high class slut.

>>719115880
>how do you get escorts to fuck?
Depending on your area, there are bound to be websites setup with info or contact details. Just do a bit of research.

>what do you do when they come to your place?
Money is transacted first, then get busy with them. It's really that simple.

>>719115880
Dude they're just women like everyone else but its a business thing. They show up, have the money on display, and be like you would treat any other girl that would be coming over just for sex. Ask em if they would like a drink etc if they refuse allow them to check out the place to be at ease and then just let them know its time to take off clothes and have at it.

DO NOT USE BACKPAGE FOR THIS!!

Use EROS its a lot better and higher class experience.

>>719115880
>how do you get escorts to fuck?
odd question. that's their job. call them

>>719115880
>what do you do when they come to your place?
the best way is to have the cash in an unmarked envelope. leave it somewhere in the house you're taking her and just say, "that's for you" or something. don't dwell on it but absolutely give the cash quickly and discreetly before you even mention anything sexual

>>719116004
>>719116167
do cops pretend to be escorts?

I'd have to rent a hotel.

>>719107183
was it a possum that jerked you off?
if so, how did it feel?

>>719116301
>do cops pretend to be escorts?
I think it's very rare

>>719115106
Grow up.

>>719115303
jesus fucking christ
if you are paying a fucking hooker for anything other than sex you have serious social problems. Forget never getting to fuck a normal person whose not a whore, you autists are destined to masturbate alone in the dark forever

>>719116381
hmm..

do they usually look like their profile pic?

>>719116301
If a hooker is coming to you odds are it isn't a cop. If you are going to them and its a hotel...yes definitely be on edge.

Outcall girls are more relaxed at a residential place. I was renting at the time so I didn't give a fuck if they came by my place. However I have used them in hotels and its been fine. Pretty much as soon as they walk in the door get physical quick...if they pull away just be like hey I'm paying you for modeling if you really get the vibe its a cop. Then be like actually I'm not feeling good about this, whats your turnaway fee you're not what you said you look like.

>>719116511
you might want to read what you replied to again you fucking dumb cunt

>If you think that's the only reason people pay for sex

>if you are paying a fucking hooker for anything other than sex you have serious social problems.

shut the fuck up, retard. grown ups are talking

>>719115152
Backpage took off its adult services section, but all the girls just moved over to Women Seeking Men. Just go there.

Actually, don't go there. BP is fucking horrible -- people accept it like it's normal to get scammed or robbed 1 out of every 3 times they use BP. It's not. There are other sites like TER or TNA that are much much more reputable. Just use BP.com as backup/research.

>>719107763
What website is that, pray tell. I only want to know for scientific purposes, of course.

>>719116555
depends on the site...usually if you can't see the face then do your check on TER. On backpage I'd say 80% of the time they aren't their pics. The asians are never ever their pics. White girls and Latina usually are. Nigger chicks....shit I'd never pay to fuck those disease boxes...also beware of negresses posing as half native half asian half dominican etc when they're just shaniqua from around the block. They'll take deceptive photos as well to look not as black. If a black bitch shows up. Don't open the door.

>>719116555
>do they usually look like their profile pic?

like anyone posting a profile pic to anything the pics will be flattering. I've had times where they look better or worse than their profile pics but I've been fortunate that it has at least been the _same person_ as in the profile - I have heard horror stories there. it's not something I think you should stress about though. that's why we use reviews, it weeds out liars

>>719116844
google AMP maps

I posted this
>>719116972
and I was really focusing on escorts, rather than massage parlors

but agree with this
>>719116900
>The asians are never ever their pics
asian massage parlors. lol. NEVER will you see a chick from the listing in the actual parlor. never

>>719116301
>do cops pretend to be escorts?
It's not as common as TV and Hollywood would have you think, but it really also does depend on the country you live in and the local attitudes. Some places will be strict and have stings, others won't give a shit.

Avoid picking girls up off the street, that's the best way to get an STD or arrested.

>I'd have to rent a hotel.
This requires a bit more effort because hotels are wise to this sort of thing. If you do rent the hotel, have the room rented before she even arrives. You can then meet her nearby and walk her there, or text her the layout of the hotel lobby so she doesn't look around clueless trying to find the stairs or lift to your room. Nothing shouts prostitute more than a girl trying to find a room a man is renting.

>>719116647
so wait, what is out call and incall?

>>719117234
out call = to your house or hotel
in call = to their house or hotel

I've always preferred in calls frankly

>>719117166
didn't even think of it this way. thanks.

>>719117234
Outcall is her coming to you, be it a hotel or your home etc.

Incall is you going to her.

>>719117358
thanks.

hopefully I'll get my dick wet soon. too bad I have to use condoms.

>>719117234
Dude just google "prostitution terms and abbreviations." Your basic questions are frustrating and have been answered 1000 times.

>>719107882
How much was it? I just got a blowjob and sex from a girl I hadn't seen in 6 years, and also paid for wine and beers and made shrimp faitas. Spent zero dollars, just had to make conversation for 2 hours, pretty good trade.

>>719117602
the use of sexual services does not preclude more organic, non-paid sex. in my experience, quite the opposite

>>719117034
found nothing but coding bullshit.

>>719116900
Agree. Even if you're not disgusted by black chicks, you should STILL never see a black hooker because 9 times out of 10 they are running a scam with their boyfriend/babydaddy and are just looking to rob you. Seriously it's an epidemic and I've heard so many horror stories I can't believe anyone still sees black escorts at all.

>>719117814
Read through the thread, you lazy shit. There are like 5 different reputable sites listed in here.

>>719117768
That's not what I was implying. Maybe someday I'll pay for sex when I'm old and unattractive. So far I've banged 4 girls this year, so paying for it would seem pointless.

>>719117823
It's also very common to see profiles with "Sorry, no black men".

>>719117602
Dude most guys that pay for an escort can usually get a chick. Sometimes you're on a trip for work and you just want to get laid and you're stuck near the airport which is not in downtown or the burbs. Sometimes you're out with your buddy and out drinking and get home with some blow and just want to let loose. If escorts are your only release....yeah you got issues, but I'd say 80-90% aren't guys that struggle to get laid. It's almost always a time convenience thing

>>719118049
even black girl's profiles sometimes say that

>>719117939
should your life ever get busy or unpredictable you may change your mind. w/e

>>719117494
I was done asking questions anyway. thank you to those anons who answered.

>>719117939
I think your mentality is people who pay for sex cannot get it any other way, it's simply not the case.

Men will pay for the service the girl offers, sex is just the general term for it. The girl probably offers something their GF won't give them or that random pick up girls would find freaky.

Escorts are about being able to do what you want with a girl who holds no judgments about it. A random cutie at a bar is probably not going to give you a great BDSM evening full of fetish play, or cater to your sexual desires. She'll probably give you a blowjob and a fucking and that'll be that.

Sure, some guys do pay because it's the only way they can get it. But that's a tiny portion of the market I would say.

>>719117939
Dude you'll get it when you have more disposable income. If money was a thing for me then yeah I'd game more traditionallly, but I make 6 figs and sometimes it's easier to call over a hooker to get really kinky with then to deal with a chick that thinks you like their company at least as much as you like their pussy. That's the difference.

BTW 4 in a year if all you're doing a year and you're not in a relationship is really fucking low.

>>719118097
True that, didn't mean to sound like a hater, just not that knowledgeable in this department. Last time I even thought about paying for sex was when I was a 19 year old going through depression. Still going through less severe depression at 26 but I'm doing pretty good with ladies by just being knowledgeable and not completely autistic

>>719110977
nice feet

>>719118453
>4 in a year

>is really fucking low.


>tfw haven't had sex in 16 years.
>and she wasn't even that great back then either

>>719118453
I meant in 2017, which is two weeks so far. I get your point though

>>719118639
You need to move to a more populated area and not spend all your time at home. Should fix that right up.

Spam this number .as much as possible
07896875310

>>719116725
What's TER and TNA? I've used BP and rubmaps before

>>719118319
>>719118453
Agree with these guys, especially >>719118319

It's not about not being able to get it any other way. It's about simplicity and being able to get exactly what you want.

Honestly in my opinion, it's the people who insist on only getting sex "for free" (i.e., after spending tons of time and money on dinners/drinks/dates) who are deluded and misguided. Sure, sometimes that's the fun of it, but even if you do spend all that time and money, 4 times out of 5 it'll all be for nothing. After all, there's a reason that the slang term for getting laid via that method is "I got lucky." Shit man, some people spend their whole lives searching for a girl who has the exact combination of looks, personality, and sexual preferences that they want, and then they spend the rest of their lives telling stories about that one hot chick they fucked a long time ago.

Fuck that shit. Why hope to "get lucky" when I can just pay for exactly what I want, with someone who is prettier, more experienced, and has less drama?

>>719119111
TER = The Erotic Review

TNA = Total Nonstop Action Wrestling.

Gotta be a kinky motherfucker for that last one

(I am not serious. google it)

>>719119111
TheEroticReview (dot com) and TNAboard (dot com)

>>719119354
I guess I enjoy the chase a lot, when you get them back to your place and then get them into bed, it's fucking awesome. I have had dates that went nowhere, one girl that cost me a good amount over 100 at the bars and clubs on our few dates, and kept saying "I don't put out til the 3rd date.... I don't put out til the 4th date... 5th date etc. So you definitely can get ripped off. But a lot of the other Canadian girls I see (thats where I live) will refuse to let me pay for their drinks, and still come home for me. That's the kind of real feminism I admire a girl understanding.

>>719120281
good job derailing the thread

>>719120610
At least I detailed it with a conversation that related to escorts and dating in general, not by posting bananas or spiderman

>>719120759
Derailed*