So /d/ what do you consider small? I'd say 5 inches
>>719086057
phimosis it's over 9000!!
This is the result of stretching /b/
>>719086057
obvs fake/shoped
the frenulum can not be that long/faraway from end of penis
>>719086666
>>719086666
quads checked
number of the beast
>>719086666
Your dick is depresed, but too big
>>719086848
kek
>>719086666
Nigga that uh turkey neck and head
I asked a girl how big her boyfriends dick is, just like I've heard from another chick it's only average size. less than 6 inches.
I send her a picture of my 8 inch dick next to a ruler and say my dick is much bigger
and she goes ''yeah it is but I'm more attracted to him''
what are your thoughts on this? serious question
>>719086770
Bro I don't give a shit alright. I choose a random pic that I had, I just want to know what you consider small.
4 inch here. Is it possible to have sex with it? And no, I'm not fat.
>>719086666
This is looks like a result of a tight circumcision.
>>719087109
Good on her. Love shouldn't depend on the length of your penis.
>>719087109
You're a fag and she doesn't want you, and the dick pic didn't help. Fucking retard holy shit
>>719086057
its a condition known as 'Earthworm Jim cock'
>>719087109
Your rod will catch one one day
>>719087291
I know why you're so mad
It's okay, you can kill yourself and the pain will end
>>719086666
Bent duck
>>719086057
The Ant Eaterâ„¢
>>719086057
>>719087480
>>719087109
It means her boyfriend checks her messages so she can only low key cuck him by agreeing that you're bigger
Mine is big enough
>>719087109
Sounds like a good girl. Too bad you're a vein piece of shit, Dayshawn.
>>719087499
Now this is hilarious but my question needs to be answered
>>719086057
What have you done anon?
The Meat Malletâ„¢
>>719086057
That is such a fucking disgusting dick I had to comment. Welp time to leave this thread so I never have to see this thing again.
>>719087756
U WOT
>>719087671
Stay mad needle dick
>>719087630
Your dick looks you a fucked up candy cane
my dick is 7 and a half inches, therefore, 19 cm
op dick is a root
R u sure that isn't your finger
>>719087671
Not him but you guys with small dicks don't understand that you would send your big dick if you had one to so it's best to not talk about what you don't understand
>>719087630
>TFW you thank God your dick isnt a Quasimodo.
>>719087844
BOI
Looks like it's about 3 inches but you could probably stuff a cucumber in that gigantic foreskin and use that to pleasure a woman.
>>719087587
This she is a whore for answering your question and not blocking you immediately and continuing to converse with you and therefor encourage you to keep trying
She's loving the attention, I'm sure
>>719088069
i feel ya
>>719088021
Or we know every picture is saved by the NSA for future torture interrogation?
>>719087161
Can it be fixed, my dick has a mild case a this
Let me introduce you...THE COCKTUS
I've never appreciated how normal my cock looked before this thread.
>>719087851
Stay salty, tree trunk. Your cuckolding fantasies aren't going to play out.
>>719088021
>I have a big dick! That means I'm better!
Okay, Jamal. Have fun in jail where you can show everyone how big your dick is.
>>719088516
Lurk more
help
>>719088566
>write extremely butthurt cancerous message to a random guy because you don't like him sexually harassing a girl
>oh but he's the salty one
Gtfo, cancer
Your kind isn't welcome here
And yes I am mad, because you cancerous faggots grow in numbers everyday.
>>719088354
bleh..old timer-man's pubes.....kill w/fire.jpeg
>>719087109
This is obvious bait but you are still a retarded faggot. Kys.
>>719088566
>salty
Yeah, if you are the one who try to start shit with one of the whiniest messages I've ever seen on /b/, that's not really how that word works
>>719087499
Kekasaurus rex
>>719088913
>>719089174
>Big dick so mad he's sent into a blinding rage that his dick isn't going to win over a non-crackwhore/coalburner
Top kek. Or should I say small kek amirite? Fucking tree trunk fags btfo. Don't let your dick catch on the door on your way out.
>>719088296
If you're talking about the bending then it's something to do with scar tissue forming. Only way to fix it is surgically but because it occurs in almost everyone to some extent, surgery is only performed when copulation is problematic.
Since you're asking how to fix your dick on /b/, I'm guessing that copulation was problematic before anyway so I wouldn't worry about it that much.
>>719088900
is that jeffery epsteins egg dick?
>>719089009
every time I come to these threads it's always the same shit. cucks getting furious at guys for being proud of having a big dick
that's why I come to these faggot thread
fucking hilarious
Yo what the fuck faggots, stop this shit! I MADE THIS THREAD TO LEARN WHAT YOU FAGS CONSIDER SMALL.
>>719089280
i think i would kms
>>719089285
This is a troll. No one uses having a big dick as an insult
I lol'd
Good shit posting almost made me take the bait thinking you were actually a huge faggot
>>719088913
>gets mad with some random person over the internet
>>719089418
Well then you are a stupid nigger. Enjoy your lifetime of mediocre faggotry
>>719089474
It doesn't matter what we think, your dick IS small.
>>719088913
>getting trolled this hard at a shit post
>>719089280
good thing he has shaved bc otherwise he'd have no dick at all
>>719087109
I literally hope he stomps you out for being such a cringey faggot Autist
>enter room
>see this
What do?
>>719089336
It Bends down, I can't force it to bend up or straight?
>>719088486
>>719089987
>>719089860
for what purpose
anything under nine inches is not enough to please woman and if your under 9 inches you should kill yourself because you'll never be able to please a girl
11 inch dicked black dude reporting in. You mad whitebois?
>>719087844
>>719090142
fukken lol
>>719090223
that's basically a vagina
>>719090142
>>719089987
>>719089986
Yeah, I've got it a little to the left. Got worried about it about a year back and did some research into it. It's pretty normal, but there's no way to force it to straighten out by jacking off differently or whatever.
Unless it's REALLY bent like in >>719086666
picture it's nothing to worry about.
>>719090201
Lol kys
>>719087671
>vein
>>719090333
>cockness
KEK
"The peniscope"
>>719089382
lol this cuck is studying marketing
>>719090292
>>719087109
You are probably just collecting you's but I send dick pics all the time and getting sassy responses is totally normal. Take it as a good sign that she is still responding to you even though she has a boyfriend.
A lot of girls will deny that they like big dicks, but either way, putting the fact out there that you have a big dick out into the world will always yield positive results. You will notice that girls in your social circle start to act differently to you, you will notice that even girls who deny that they like it are much more interested in talking to you
I've had about half the girls I've send my 8.5 inch to compliment it, don't listen to the feminist-tier beta haters. Keep doing what guys do. We're men, we're supposed to act crude, not be snobby limp wristed little faggots
>>719087109
You need to work on your people skills, my dude.
>>719086666
>>719087411
>>719087499
>>719087844
>>719088566
>>719088900
>>719090211
>>719090333
>>719090444
>>719086057
anything under 7"
faggots
>>719090201
>>719090425
This sums up every dick size thread on /b/ ever
>>719090309
more like a cuck
>>719086057
>>719086666
>>719087630
>>719087783
are these fucking real??
I think I'd rather have my 4.9 inch
>>719089583
what the fuck do you know you horse dick lap hog??
I'm fine with the size of my meat
>>719090786
>.9
>>719090716
someone caption this
>>719090895
>horse dick lap hog
Can someone please rule34 this
amateurs
>>719090978
I would say 5 on the dot, but I don't want to imply that it could be any higher, 5 is the max
>>719089860
Praise kek
aight b, i gotta ask... is anyone else a mega grower? specifically when its cold out?
pic is me
The "WARRANTY SEAL"
>>719091155
after
>>719091155
Yeah, when it's cold, my penis is maybe 2-2.5", but when I get erect it grows to just shy of 7'
>>719091259
THATS NOT PENIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm really insecure about my dick being 7 and a half inches, but reading other anons make me feel better
>>719086057
The fuck happened to your dick?
>>719091155
Grower not shower checking in
>>719091196
m8 that looks 4 inch maximum
>>719091337
leet check but why is it a twist off?
>>719086057
5 inches bone pressed or non bone pressed?
how does b measure?
>>719087784
kys on your way out
>>719091347
he has too much forskin
I have the opposite problem, uncircumcised but my dick is too big for my forskin so the forskin doesn't really cover my dick properly
>>719091433
Bone
>>719091188
just snip it
THE TREMOR
Ohhhh anon you're dick is so average
AM I RIGHT GUYS?
>>719091433
fat guy detected watch out with his tits
>>719091433
Bone pressed is the official medical way, so when people say 5.5 is average that means bone pressed
>>719091600
jeeeesus christ imagine having that for a dick
i'd kmsl
WHATS WITH ALL THE FRIGGIN DUBS
>>719091766
Imagine being less than 8 inches I'd kms
>>719087128
my mom likes big dick but her best lover has like a 4 inch weenie.. itd probably help if it was thicker
THE PORK FILLET
THE EVANESCENCE
>>719090963
wtf
ITT:
Reasons to love vagina...
for women
>>719092001
nice
>>719091600
Is this considered small?
>>719092184
what does ITT stand for? btich
>>719092054
>>719091931
>>719091757
>>719091337
These look fucking painful. How do you live with yourselves?
>>719092305
I'm dying.
So I want to know is 6 inchs small?
>>719092230
THE ''SALAD FINGERS''
>>719092388
If you have a dick like this would you consider the lenght of the single dick or the sum of both?
>>719092407
AYY
THE "STAMP"
>>719092472
length of one girth of 2
>>719092472
average them out
>>719092472
Single dick
is 5 inches enough?
>>719086057
faggot here
<6" is trending towards small
>6" is trending towards large
size doesnt matter to me as long as i can swirl my tongue around your cock head and you can actually feel it
>>719092594
>>719092738
for sucking? absolutely
pics pls
>>719092608
>>719092612
>>719092617
Would you have a preferred dick?
Would you masturbate with BOTH dicks?
When you're ready to cum, from what dick would the semen come out?
How are you supposed to pee?
>>719087109
>being this autistic
>>719087319
Lol
>>719091056
fake
THE "BLENDER"
>>719092791
and for fucking?
>>719087431
Your bait won't weem you out of these horrible decisions this time.
>>719093023
DUDE WHY DO YOU HAVE A FOLDER OF THESE?
>>719093062
dunno fam, id have to see it, and know what you intend to fuck
THE "MAGIC TRICK"
>>719090606
Putting it out there that you have a big dick all the time ex. Talking about it and sending frequent dickpics is a good way to make everyone think youre a douchebag
>>719087499
OOh shit that's Earthworm Jim
>>719093126
Why not?
>>719092305
LOST IT
THE "PROLAPSE"
>>719093126
hes a sick individual. its a random folder.
>>719086057
Pic should be named "foresking"
>>719092472
Squared
>>719092892
Considering that they seem to just split at the base I guess the answer to cumming and pissing is "Both".
>>719093023
SHY DICK
>>719092594
>>719092785
>>719093666
I knew a 666 would show up in this thread
>>719093232
What the fuck happened to this one. It looks like it got skinned.
>>719090142
This looks like one of those submarine little scope things that pop outta the top.
>>719093752
love it. Heartiest of keks
>>719093752
TOP ZOZZLE
Best thread of the year.
>>719093484
nice pipe
>>719090142
>>719093917
I think the leg is more troubling than the coc in this pic.
>>719093666
Checked
>>719090142
>>719094276
>>719094099
THE "CHICANE"
>>719090142
>>719090606
I would beat the shit out of you just to show how much of a pussy you really are
THE "CANNOLO"
>>719087499
literally the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day
>>719094276
kids, this is what ur penis gonna look like when u'll start to masturbate. the devil gonna cut it, chew on it and reattach it back again with cheap glue when u'll sleep. Believe in Jesus and in virginity
>>719092785
fucking kek
>>719091056
pencil dick
THE "SALAMANDER"
>>719087112
Listen faggot, don't post a pic unless you're ready to get shit for it. Now take your sensitive pussy back to red-dit
>>719094613
>>719095113
how the fuck do they make balls
>>719088486
THE "HEADPHONE JACK"
>>719091931
>pussy lips on a dick
>>719095520
fucking
ow
THE "AVERAGE /b/ USER"
>>719095520
that was almost me one time but i decided it was a bad idea the instant i touched my dick to the bottle
>>719090142
Yo that shit looks like the loch Ness non-monster
>>719087109
>>719088021
Sure, I've sent girls cock pics before, assclown.
But the trick is making sure things have gotten an appropriately sexual point to do so. Generally after you've fucked and she's sending you tit pics and stuff, then you're golden.
Nothing creepier than some coworker or fellow student you talk to because you have to just sending a random pic of his dong.... even if it is big.
But a well timed dong pic to an interested chick can get a nice pic exchange going.
>>719091155
You're not a grower. The technical term is micro-penis
remember if your not a grower you should be a shower.
>>719095865
how does he clean it up