Tips to achieve prostate orgasm?

shit in your hands and rub it on your chaest

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muahaha

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>>719064932
u mad`?

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>>719064823
try putting a cock in ur pooper

>>719065431
Does it work better than a dildo?

>>719065431
>finding a man who's interested

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>>719065522
idk i only ever used a dildo ;^;
>>719065586
same

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>>719064823

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>>719066014

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>>719066222

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>>719066295

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Putin likes this thread

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>>719066347

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>>719066507

But how the fuck can i become a girl and orgams from my ass?

>>719066606
Haha

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>>719066609
Buy a dildo and put your dick in a cage for a year. Let your sexual frustrations do the rest.

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>>719064823
damn, i love po-ju's females, why does he draw so many faggots instead

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>>719066771
Oh really ? does that work?

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>>719066798

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>>719066899
Because they're so cute :* <3 :*

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>>719066963
I don't know I'm the faggot who puts his dick in an ass.

>>719067074
What are those things on the strap-on called

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>>719067074

>>719064823
Stick your finger up your ass. The prostate is the drunk girl of organs. It doesn't take much to set it off.

>>719067175
studs?

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>>719067149
ok

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>>719067233
thank you

>>719066599
That is a very large penis.

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>>719067347

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>>719067235
Sounds like it would work though.

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>>719067421

>>719067304
fuck, is this a trap? cos if so i like traps now

>>719067656
yeah haha

>>719067996
it is

>>719064823

It's easy. Lay down on your side use lots of lube, stick a finger in, point it at your dick and fuck yourself.

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>>719068238

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>>719068317

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>>719068037
Besides what's the worse that could happen?

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>>719068552
You can probably explode from sexual tension hahahaha

Maybe a dick is better

>>719067084
nah, dicks are not cute.

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>>719068757
Yes

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>>719068747
Take away any other form of release and you'll learn how to make your prostate work. Whether it's getting the right angle with a dildo or just hitting up a bunch of guys on craigslist at once.

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>>719068947
Haha you're so smart, it makes sense tbh :*

>>719066517
got more of that?
got a name?

>>719068947
Do you live in America?

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>>719069169
Problem solved then, go buy a cock cage, a dildo and some lube.
>>719069236
No I live in Antarctica.

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>>719069386
Haha There is already dildo and lube on the way, not cage though.

Cool , maybe we can fuck if ur a cute penguin

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>>719069573
I identify as a degenerate.

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>>719069183

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>>719069775
ok then. Don't you just hate it when someone assumes you are a cute penguin. Happens to me all the time, i'm from Norway hahaha

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>>719069902

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>>719070006

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>>719069967
But that's the wrong pole, penguins live in the southern hemisphere.

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>>719070182
huh?

>>719069902
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>>719070090
God... dat ass... thank you ^^

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>>719070276
Penguins aren't found much more north than the equator.

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>>719070493
Huh. How do you know all these things?

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>>719070885
I watched a lot of animal planet, discovered porn when I was in 3rd grade, do math for fun and have no social skills.

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>>719071066
You sound really cool though, i know a guy that sounds kind of like you sometimes.

>>719071066
You make my mood good so to speak hahahah

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>>719071282
>do math for fun
>You sound really cool
I what?
>>719071342
Come to the bar I work at in South Dakota and I'll make it better.

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>>719071528
I mean the way you speak you are naturally funny haha

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>>719071528
Maybe i do, im only 18 though and i dont wanna get shot hahahaha
that picture looks like a good idea

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>>719071664
Thanks, also good taste in porn.
>>719071830
It's ok I'm friends with the native who deals cocaine in my area, people don't bug me much.

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>>719069386
I will report back on my endevaours haha

>>719071955
haha, cool cool. my fav is rum and coca so thats good.

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>>719071955
DO you mean the indians?

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>>719072037
Looking forward to it, easy classes with ridiculously long breaks between classes this semester so I'll probably be around a lot. Last guy who did the cage and dildo thing I recommended got frustrated after a couple weeks and put a vibe against the cage while he fucked himself. Kind of cheating but he came while in the cage which is still kind of impressive.
>>719072209
rum and coke is meh, lots of better options out there.
>>719072260
Yes, the people who own casinos with alcohol issues.

>>719070375
her tumblr is spectrumofadistandream

>>719072399
Doesn't it hurt though?
must be very painful when he greets the sun

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>>719072399
Okokok tell me the bar name just incase if the thread self-destructs

>>719072399
pleaseeee

>>719072399
pretty please im not a killer

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But of course you dont have to if you dont want to

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>>719072599
He seemed to enjoy it enough to do it when he's feeling kinky on his own.
>>719072744
You'll see a sign for the microbrewery/bar if you ever drive to Rapid City. We honestly have way too many signs.

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>>719073356
I mean if i will find you again in 4chin i cannot just say "hey guy who works at bar"

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>>719073593
Just ask for Iaw in a gfur thread, people will tell you if I'm there or not.

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>>719073356
Greet the sun is erectzione

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>>719073877
I don't know what any of that is.

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>>719073866
Haha you are well known eh?

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>>719073877
to greet the sun, is a saying for stiff penis

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>>719074169
Meant for you hehehe

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>>719074049
Well enough, what threads do you usually lurk around on?
>>719074169
He has a not shit cage so it does a pretty good job of curving his erection without it getting painful.

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>>719074358
I browse cuteboys and gayfur, also all the threeads i think are cool. Im not here often

>>719074358
I have crush on marty haha :* <3 :*

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>>719074795
Yeah I usually hang around gfur because I have a lot of downtime nowadays.
>>719074862
Marty is a cute.

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>>719075003
Is school easy in America, or do you study something easy? or what

>>719075271
Sorry because i butch English

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>>719075271
I'm lazy so I picked an easy major, mining engineering.

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>>719075526
ah cool haha, how old are you?

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>>719075606
22, took a couple years off of school for personal reasons so technically a sophmore right now.

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>>719075793
mhh lion among sheep hahaha

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>>719075947
We're all just a bunch of POWs here. Anyone that survived the frosh massacre is enslaved by student loans until they graduate now.

>>719076131
hahah poor you

>>719076131
Where do you get all these dank memes? Im all out :/

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>>719076324
Although school is actually really cheap, it's the school people with not rich parents go to because they can work their way through school and still graduate with a 98% placement rate making more than Harvard grads.
>>719076427
Usually searching "funny" on e621

>>719076548
I didnt understand anythink about that hahaa

>>719066078
Gonna need that sauce

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>>719076886
Basically the college is really cheap to go to but since parents aren't paying for anything it makes it expensive anyways.

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>>719077067
ahh thnxs m8.

>>719077067
School here is really stressful, you cannot be away from school or you fail. And its grade pressure someone says

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>>719077534
Same here, I've just learned to drink excessively to help me work away some of my stress each night.

>>719077894
Ouf you shouldnt do that man :/ its no good :,(

>>719077894
Where can i find someone to fuck man, you have any tips?, its kind of a little town.

> anyone want actual tips on prostate orgasm?

been trying for a while now, got to some really excellent places, but it's pretty difficult

definitely get the nJoy magic wand if you want to get into this. It's pretty much the best toy.

>>719077822
that's one way to get off the naughty list.

>>719078224
hehe

>>719078204
I have heard that pretending to be a girl works, pretend ur ass is a vagina

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>>719078014
Neither is too much stress, just had our first suicide this semester.
>>719078165
I don't know, I'm a nerd and an alcoholic who can't talk to men or women to save his life and is relying on getting a high paying job out of college to compensate for having the social skills of a tomato.

Use a vibrator instead of a dildo.
Smoke weed before doing it.
Sex / masturbation while high annihilates your penis.

>>719078441
You cant work at bar with no social skills, check mate
>>719078575
I dont understand, how can fapping annihilate the penis?

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>>719078778
You can if you have a pretty face and can smile and say "yeah uh huh, yep."

>>719079361
hahaha prob. true

Which drink is tha best?

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>>719079418
Slow and comfortable screw up against the wall.

>>719079547
Oh yeah i love that one :*
You're talking with me, just do the same in the real world :)

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>>719079828
I suck at that though, last time I ended up cracking jokes about some kid who got hit and killed by a car the day before Christmas eve.

>>719080206
oh.....eh...okei

>>719067175
nubs

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>>719080563
I thought they were pretty good. "Hopefully his parents saved the receipts or his cousin is getting a lot of presents this year.", "Guess little Timmy is getting a pinewood box for Christmas.", "At least they won't need to get him a new bike (his got destroyed when he was hit)." etc.

>>719080896
woooooooooow haha okei i see what you mean

>>719080896
what time is it where you live?

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>>719081101
The cop who was performing CPR was also a little overweight and I thought he gave up to quickly, he could've gone a bit longer and burned a few more calories.
>>719081190
A little after 4pm in the middle of nowhere USA.

>>719081386
you were there? whoaah
haha all americans are fat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>719081774
tragic tho...

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>>719081774
It was just outside my apartment, I wish I was fat. Do you know how hard it is to find clothes that fit as a skinny guy in a society that glorifies fat people and tries to make it socially acceptable? I'm starting to go to the gym to gain weight because it sucks being skinny.

>>719082019
haha bad as , well you could always come to norway :* we need

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>>719082019
I hear you have fat pride HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
AAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAH

>>719082019
as a former skinny and now skinny-fat guy I can tell you there's worse than being skinny.
keep your body in a healthy shape, and don't give a fuck about fat peoples' opinions

>>719082497
what garbage is this

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>>719082228
It was neat to watch.
>>719082497
It's stupid.
>>719082510
Hence going to the gym to gain weight.

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>>719082497
more futa/strapon ss nao