What happened, /b/?

I'll tell you what happen. God damned Vietnam is what happened!

>>719061290
too soon

>>719061290
too fucking soon motherfucker

>>719061290
too soon, you heartless bastard

>>719063352
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>>719061706

NO YOU STUPID DIMWITS!

IT IS ABOUT FUCKIN TIME, To FAP TO PERFECTION GRILL!

Really tho what happened

>>719061558
Dubs

>>719063352
Dubs boiiii

>>719064177
Dubs get

>>719064187
http://4chan-helper.blogspot.de/p/perfection-girl-story.html

>>719064377
Ohh dubs

>>719061290
Why do normies and newfags even get offended by this??? Who gives a shit??? If you're really get disturned by this just get the fuck out if 4chan you guys don't belong here.

>>719064187
she was the center of a nigger gang bang...she OD'ed on nigger jizz

>>719064438
Nice dubs

>>719064474
Ddddddubs

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Who is she fellow /b/ro's?

>>719064559
Oi dubs!

>>719064633
Dubs detected

>>719064744
She is dubs queen of doubles

fuck you OP

>>719064744
Nice dubs man

>>719061290 bombata na iai skalli happened

>>719061290
Oh I know what happened the bomb happened

>>719061290
THE BONE HAPPENED MAKE THE BONE GREAT AGAAAINN!!!

>>719061290
Lol happened ohpee the bombal armee is coming for our nonexistent dicks.

>>719065579
Nice dubbs fucwad

>>719065355
Dubs kek

>>719065766
Dubs hahaaa

>>71906129R3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>719061290
Stop wasting my time op.

>>719066049
Nice dubbs

she dead

>>719064959
I don't believe you

>>719066161
Nice dubbs

>>719066277
You should, the dubbs prophesy foretells it anon.

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I think the mods autosages these threads, I have never seen a post like this reach 75-100+ replies. Something must be up.

>>719064568
I don't think anybody here actually gets offended lol. Are you so out of the loop or new that you don't get what 'too soon' means? The story on the other hand, which most likely is made up by someone, is what people would get offended by. Nobody has even posted it here anyways.

>>719066277
You should, the dubbs prophesy foretells it anone.

>>719066593 dubberino!!

>>719064438

>idk

>>719066738
Fuk me dubbs of truth!

>>719066972
Good because you just got another set of dubs b0ss.

>>719061290
Too soon bro.

>>719066593fuk off yew cunt

>>719064568
they think it makes them look like seasoned oldfags

>>719067297
JOIN THE BOMBAL FORCE OF LEL MAIK DE BONE GREAT AGAAAIIN!!!

>>719067387
omg you are so hot I wanna fuk u rite noe

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>>719067387
Oh ok sorry mang, I will proceed to lurk more, bie.

>>719067608
abe ti tup li si? otivai vednaga pri iai skalli da ti dade bomba da se samounishtoshish.

>>719067608
Ok lole

>>719067667
Dubs

>>719068001
More dubs

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Should I actually tell the new gags the story or should I just say too soon? This is the hardest question I'll have to answer today.

>>719067608
Wtf is a neet? Is it me? If it is das k

>>719061290
Too Soon

>>719061290
Too Soon, OP...

>>719061290
Too soon

>>719067608
JOIN DE RANKS BRUTALLÈ WEE MAZART MAIK DE BONE GREAT AGAIN.

>>719064744
This is a good shop

>>719061290
Op is a fagget kek

>>719065003
Nice dubbs

>>719068083
Nah we don't wanna hear it go away pls

>>719068083 what are you gay?

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>>719068553
You made it easy for me thx anon. Oh and by the way, Too soon OP.

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i learned how to triforce though

>>719068647
Lel

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>>719061290

Hey guys! Guess what? I'm still alive!

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>>719068644
Why you think I'm gay Mr dubs?

>>719068670
Ur gai

>>719068806
>26 9 2005

I like trains.

>>719068644
>>719068874
I guess it's settled... I must be a gay

>>719068809
Becuz ur gai

>>719068809
Dubs ooohh babiiii

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>>719068984
YOU LOOK LIKE A GUUD PIK COM JOIN THE BOMBAL ARMII LES MAIK DE BONE GRAIT AGAIIN!!!

>>719069093
What is that?

OP you fag. That was my girl who was hit by a train. How dare you bring this up again! Too soon...faggot too soon....

>>719069093
ILIMMINARTI CUNTFURM

I guess this wasn't the case, perhaps it's just that the interest in these threads usually dies quickly.

>>719066593

Holy fuck, this whole thread is full of normie scum im outta here.

>>719068932
I LIKE DICK

>>719069355
Nice dubbs loser

>>719061290
Op you are an unbelievable faggot

>>719061290
When will it not be too soon?!! I've been waiting for 10 years for it to not be too soon!

nice dubs fag

Fuuuuck!

dubs?

>>719061290
The effects of fucking a stranger in the ass, Larry!

>>719061290
2 suun ohpee

nice fag dubs

>>719070025
Nice dubs you degenerate. Kys pls

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>>719064377
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>>719068644
>>719069355
>>719069400
>>719069977

Is she officially the queen of Dubs yet?

>>719070010
Yee dubs r here

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If you do not reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep unless you don't reply to this post.

>>719069929
Wait a wee bit more lad, the dubs are true though

>>719070330
Repli

....and here

>>719069940
Dubbs you 2 kekket.

>>719070472
>If you do not reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep unless you don't reply to this post.
You just kill your mom you idiot.

>>719061290
Darude sandstorm happened lel I'm so funny rite guise?

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>>719061290
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>>71906880yea right........do you take commissions?

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>>719070236
>dubs
>not getting the reference
I think you should practice what you preach.

>>719070283
Nah.

>>719070311
Dubs again

>>719070352
Is that doge?

>>719070897
What reference? The reference that you are a faggot?

>>719071345
no, is rape

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>>719071345
Are you retarded?

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>>719071476

>>719071555
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>719071620
K

>>719071734
You just got owned m8.

>>719071620
Nice pasta faggot

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>>719071620
GO BAK TO PLEBIT CUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>719061290
>be off /b/ for several years
>come back today because super bored
>this joke is still going on
>mfw

>>719071880
I've been on 4chan for 11 years now, this is NOT a pasta because I've never seen it before, I know what I'm talking about.

>>719071620 wow, that's pathetic try harder faggot.

>>719072058
Do you have a copy pasta degree to show for it? No? Fuck off then.

>>719065003
>>719065231
Cheked

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>>719072070
I know who you are. You're almost invariably male, Caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.

You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.

It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.

You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening faggot. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy fucking around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the furfag, the gaiafag, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve

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>>719072366
Your poor child... you see, I am an architect of pasta. Let me give you a taste of what I have accomplished:

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---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

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I like how I posted a couple stupid copypastas and anons either call me a faggot or defend me. /b/ will never change. Thanks faggots

WHY WON'T THIS THREAD FUCKING DIE ALREADY

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>>719072783
(You) can't have all the fun

Hi there

New to drugs?

---How to not /b/ retarded---

4chan is a terrible place to ask for drug advice. Why? The opinions on 4chan are generally subjective, uneducated and ill-informed. If you’re a newfag to drugs you won’t be able to tell fact from fiction.

Drugs ARE dangerous, incredibly FUN, but dangerous... Here’s some facts: There is no drug on planet Earth without negative side effects. Anything you buy on the street is usually a gamble. Millions of people have died taking drugs and so could you, you’re not special.

Drugs are awesome, so educate yourself so you can enjoy them to the fullest.

…

For future drug inquiries try:

https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page
https://www.erowid.org/

ALL the information you need will be there.

…

Or don’t follow my advice... I couldn’t give a fuck if you’re alive or dead tbh… but you probably do.

>>719061290
I'd eat her ass like it was my last meal.

>>719072998
Because this is 4chan.

>>719064959
This is pretty tasteless, don't you think anon?

>>719061290
Okay, here's the story of the girl, she's was in Canada, and she died from drinking antifreeze.
Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.
The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around.
As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare.
But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay. You know its SAD BUT TRUE!!!!

>>719072533
HOLY FUCK THIS IS ME EXACTLY OH FUCK HAVE MERCY I GIVE UP I GIVE UP! AAAA I'M OUTTA HERE.

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>>719070330
Doesn't look dead to me.

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>>719073029
Awww thanks for joining the party.


This is what's great about getting old. I'll read this, forget all of the information and go see the movie. I will enjoy it, half way through the movie I'll forget what the plot is, get confused and go to the parking lot and try to find my car by holding my keys over my head and pushing the panic button until my alarm goes off. Which will scare the shit out of me, and I will think it is a cop, because I already have one arm up. I bring the other hand up and get on the ground, hands behind my back. Then I will fall asleep. The next morning I will find my car, a mere three feet away. I get inside and discover the battery has somehow died, so I call a tow company. After an hour, for some reason, a tow truck shows up and a black man starts running toward my car. He's screaming, so I lock the windows and hide in the back seat. I never realize that I've set myself on fire from the cigarette I forgot that I'd lit twenty minutes ago. I become an hero. This thread is great. My name is George, are there rules on this internet page?

>>719072631
Mmm yes this is quite GRAND I think I might show this to my DAD, to show him how it's done nice one anon.

>>719073510
Kek

>>719072533
Fucc yeew lole

>>719072533
100%BLEK. make that a meme plz

>>719072631
Weew lad

>>719074069
Ctrl-a
Ctrl-c
Ctrl-v

>>719072631
Do you expect me to read that wall of text ? I fucking hate reading.

>>719074364
That makes no sense whatsoever, kys.

>>719073735
Wow (mmmumm mmmmmummmm) That's some tasty pasta!

>>719073844
Thanks anon. I'll save this comment by screencap to paint. I will then print it out and put it above my bed. <3

WARNING TRIGGERING PASTA WARNING

The majority of Americans have a below average IQ on the world scale. Most Americans are literally stupid.

An actual fact.

...

If you deny this you're likely in that majority :)

Here is a list of countries smarter then America: Hong Kong, Singapore, South Korea, Japan, China, Taiwan, Italy, Iceland, Mongolia, Switzerland, Austria, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, United Kingdom, Belgium, Canada, Estonia, Finland, Germany, Poland And Sweden.

The average American is as smart as the average Latvian.

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>Google it..

>>719073029
Drugs don't exist, drugs were created by goldsteins so they can brainwash us DON'T BELIEVE THE ILLUMINATI LIES, WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

>>719073029
Isn't b all about being retarded pasta man?

>>719075006
No /b/ FUCKING KEK

>>719070352
rip buddy

>>719075006
Duuuuuhbbs

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>>719074223
Bathe in the glory, knight of kek, tonight you rest.

>>719074364
It is worth a read and thinking some thoughts about. Pasta is good for your body, mind and spirit.

>>719074816
Shut up and eat the pasta.

...

THE MEANING OF LIFE

Well you shape the answer depending what question you ask.

>What's the objective meaning to life?
There is no objective meaning. Meaning is a man-made concept.

>What's the subjective meaning to life?
Whatever you want.

>What is purpose of life?
To live and reproduce.

>>719074519
Dubs of KEK

>>719075290
Pepe approves.

>>719061290
your reading this your parents will die within 5 years to break the curse you must copy this to 5 pictures good luck. If you love your mom post this to 20 picture. One girl ignored this and her mom died 365 days later. Sorry I can't ignore this because I love my mom

>>719075257
I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend. When I saw them together, I got so furious, I slit their throats with my pocketknife. Then, I buried the two bodies and my mom got scared

And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

>>719073361
Cool story bro.

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>>719075778 (what was this thread about?)

Children with autism or Asperger's syndrome may sometimes display challenging behaviors in order to re-ceive our attention or to gain a reaction. It has been noted that often, the child is not concerned if the attention is negative or positive in nature, as long as it is provided. Behaviors such as these require a dual strategy ap-proach, often involving tactical ignoring, particularly in dealing with tantrums.

Tactical ignoring can be one element of a behavior management plan. As such, it is a method of responding to a behavior, complimented by a positive reinforcement schedule and skill development in learning a more ap-propriate method of seeking attention.

WHAT IS TACTICAL IGNORING?
Tactical ignoring is a strategy where you give no outward sign of recognizing a behavior (e.g. no eye contact, no verbal response, no physical response). However, you are aware of the behavior occurring, and you moni-tor the child to ensure their safety and the safety of others. Often, you will be able to continue with a conversa-tion with others without acknowledging the attention-seeking behavior.

HOW IS TACTICAL IGNORING USED?
Firstly, the individual is displaying a behavior which is communicating a message. This message, the need for attention or to gain a reaction, requires a response. The aim is to provide the child with positive and quality at-tention for displaying appropriate behaviors, or for not displaying the desired behavior. When the child displays the desired behavior in order to gain attention, it may be appropriate to tactically ignore the behavior. This strategy uses the same foundation as that underlying Positive Behavior Support and Applied Behavior Analy-sis in that positive behavior is encouraged with positive reinforcement, and unwanted behaviors are discour-aged with ignoring or negative reinforcement.

- http://www.autism-help.org/index.htm

>>719073361
That sounds really fake, kys fagget.

>>719076239
>Rule 33
>Newfag

>>719073361
I want actual evidence otherwise, go back to jackig off to quenn from ben 10.

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>>719076239
Holy shot, you were able to figure that out on your own? I bow to you anon you clearly are a being of superior intellect.

>>719075257
I find this offensive on every level kys

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>>719076212
Irish porn bankers wear our skin using VR and wireless

OK also.

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

^^ God Jesus Christ Jesus God Please Christ Please join this please it's not some gay govt shit. Something is actually happening here

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

just use your gmail click around and find join it's only like one message a day and it is fuckin cutting edge i don't know of anyone else in the world with one of these terror domination torture and control implants that also pretend to be really smart and cool but they're fucking real

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

holy shit third time just join ok ty ilu flmat

please please. it's not really about aliens

It's really about vr-telepresence torture-porn perpetuated by the elite on the attractive and underweight of the underclasses. We don't get any money but they steal our experiences and thoughts and memories and dreams and lives and feelings, it's terrible. It's actually sexual it's rape but if you ignore it, it's fine. Don't worry about me

The govt has all the trolls there they need, MKULTRA COINTELPRO MJ12 all talk to each other so I hope I just get people who really do wonder whats going on. We're only being trickled technology and it's filled with bugs and shit and probably nanobots are everywhere watching who they haven't implanted yet. But those they have implanted they wear our bodies and torture us in groups for fun. I shit you not

I'm happy you got to hear this here. Get on the mailing list, it is reputable. I'm updating about this 'contact' phenomenon with my implant semi daily right now and hopefully there will be another soon. I will call him Majestic Two

Note this is not some role playing shit

>>719075257
I believe in god tho

>>719076492
Ha! Got em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8

>>719075257
DAS ONE SPICII MEATBOLL

>>719075778
ORREGINALLIO

>>719076492
Thanks, sperg

BROTHERS STOP REPLYING WE MUST EXTERMINATE THIS FUCKING CANSER THREAD WHOS WITH MEEEEEE!!

>>719076982
Is this a pasta thread now?

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>>719077700
Nice triple double

>>719076982
I for one enjoy our new pasta overlords

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>>719076990
I'm don't talk to kids. cause restraining order n stuff.
>there is no god obviously

>>719076917
It's strange we live in a world where people get offended when somebody points out the grass is green.

>>719076982
I'm Irish wtf ou trying to say? Ya fokin cont, al climb across teh interweb and bate ya dry!

That face when.... you're out of pasta...

>>719077908
>Can ya reed son? Post it if yer got-hit

>>719076982
Stfu already no one gives a fuk

>>719077908
Seems that way. Me and one other anon have been posting them. Pasta is the cure for cancer

>>719076982
I care post moar pls

>>719061290
>>719061290
Too soon.

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>>719078174
I'm out mee brother! It's up ta ya noa! Fokin, whey had a good thyme.

>>719077700
TRIP-DOUBLES OF TRUTH RALLY THE MEN!

>>719061290
dude it's still too soon. i don't care if it's been like 8 years now.

>>719078191
Okay anon
Hello /b/, I am a 17-year-old cumdumpster and I have been lurking since October of 2007. The following post is not copypasta, but rather, my entirely true story.

I am a weeaboo, and about six months ago, I started watching Yugioh, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the series progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with Seto Kaiba. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him.

So there you have it: I'm in love with Seto Kaiba. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. I know that, this being /b/, you'll probably only respond to this with "tits or GTFO", "no wimminz on the Internets" and the like, but if anyone here still does have a shred of humanity within them, please help me. There is nothing I want more than to be with him.

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>>719077977

>>719078356
Good time indeed

>>719078035
>no god
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>719077977
F00KIN ELL M8

>>719078607
You should try getting a lobotomy. That would solve not only your problems but also our problem.

>>719078925
Can I do that on my own. Canadian healthcare is terrible

>>719078035
This is cancer.

>>719061290
It will always be too soon anons don't you get it, fuck sakes y'all are slow as fuck.

>>719079066
Sure, anything that can reach far enough into your brain should do :^)

>>719079127
GET OUT TYRONE

>>719079243
WAT CHU SAY NIGGA?

>>719061290
Too late
rip in pepperoni

>>719079355
R3EEEEEEEEEEEEĚÈÊEEEEEEEEE

>>719079235
I'm off to go try that. It's been fun sharing my copypastas with you lovely faggots. Next time I'm here I'll be like the big Indian in One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

>>719079495
Goodbye anonomouse

>>719079495
Rest in piss you fucking cuck.

>>719079769
Oh look it's this faggot again

>>719079448
Dubs

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I thought we agreed it was too soon wtf is wrong with you fags?

I leave for 30 minutes and you guys can't be trusted at all

>>719080049
Who the fuck is that?

>>719080049
Are you op?

>>719080049
IT'S NEVER OGRE

>>719080049
IT BEGGINS

>>719080049fuck off faggot

>>719080049
But it IS too soon what are talking about?

>>719080609
THE WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS MOTHERFUCKERS.

>>719061290
the timing of the post is not preferred

>>719080049
Could you stop sucking ass through a straw op?

>>719078356
Thanks man shit was cash

>>719081052
>could you stop sucking shit through a straw op?
Ftfy

When is this thread going to die already?

>>719081625
When you stop samefagging it.

>>719081625
For fucks sakes anon

>>719061290
two soon she got raped to death by an ugly muslim
death to every sandniggers, enjoy your lives away from sndniggers , they are the worst people von earth
the more i know sandniggers the more i like niggers, latinos and every other races, believe me, arabs are the evil people

Ive been samefagging this thread for hours I brought this cursed thread back from the dead, alas im bored now and have no other choice exept to leave so bye.

This thread had 6 replies when I started now look at it a real healthy thread! I'm really proud. And I'm not done, I will find another dead thread and bring it back to life, like I did this one call me FAGGOTMAN and I will reveal my true form if you manage to catch me while I'm restoring a thread back to life. THE ADVENTURE BEGINS!