Hey /b/ fucked up my toe, wut do. Trips decide >> Pic related

Roll. Cut it off.

use ur cum to seal the wound

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cut off the toenail and eat it

>>718993901
amputate.

>do you want to live, or be whole?

>>718993901
pull out the nail pussy

What happened

Put your dick in it

>Go to your nearby police station.
>Shove it into the secretary's face.

Toe fuck ur anus

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Do nothing.

That's an ingrown toe nail. I had it happen to both of mine in high school because i didn't clip my nails enough and my shoes were too tight.
The first dr. set up a full on surgery with nurses and morphine. Was chill
The second one came about 6 months later and went to another foot doctor. He just clipped it and fixed it right there.

See if you can chew it off

>>718994375
It's not ingrown I just smashed it into a stair and peeled the skin off the front, so it's swolen

toe necklace?

Do my mom w it

>>718994166
>>718994188
>>718994322
>>718994477

This is now a dubs thread

Get a pair of nail clippers, clip a part of the nail on an angle then pull that bitch with some pliers.

remove foot

>>718994449
it looks like the smash has caused in to grow into your skin

light foot on fire.

Seek medical attention

Rub some dirt on it

>>718994375
lol wtf is this retard talking about
>>718993901
literally set it on fire
keep repeating till flame causes blister to pop
i want that puss charred fagit

Looks like a jellyfish sting. Pee on it.

Shave all of your foot hair off and paint the whole thing orange.

hit your nail with a hammer, let it fall off or just soak it in hot epsom salt water or elevate it with ice

>>718994668
Roll

Kill yourself, the infection is too much.

>>718994668
Reroll

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Cut it and cum in the cuts.

pour bleach in it

>>718994992
Roll for this kys op

>>718994992
God OP needs to do this.

Cut it off

Haha niggers

Hammer and nail big toe, through the toenail's center, to the floor, wall, or whichever surface will permit a nail. Pic & timestamp

rub a bunch of salt on it.

>>718993901
That's a spider bite, spiders gone and laid eggs under your toenail, you're fucked chop that fucker off now before the little bastards hatch and eat their way out

>>718994688
Gonna go ahead a reroll for this, wish you the best OP

>>718995234
Oh god i rember a thread like that

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Go to the fucking doctor

>>718995344
Salt the wounds?

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Rip toe nail off and pour rubbing alcohol on it afterwards

>>718993985
Can confirm this is the correct course of action

>>718995360
He didn't cut off his toe if in remembering correctly, just his nail right?

>>718994992
DO it.

>>718993901
Cut your toe off

take the toenail off and eat it

Cut the toe nail off and then drill through where the nail would be

>>718995502
roll

OP here, will not cutoff toe but will do questionable things that don't cause lasting damage, roll for not retarded shit

>>718995502
rolls

Suck the puss out

Post your dick with time stamp, then go to the doctors

>>718995566
triple dubs, checked

>>718993901
rip toe nail off and lick the whats underneath

>>718995115
Roll

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Light the foot on fire!

>>718994166
>>718994188
>>718994322
>>718994477
>>718994688
>>718995166
>>718995344
>>718995355
>>718995566

This is a dubs thread

>>718995435
>Can confirm
Thanks reddit!

Start by having better hygiene.

>>718993901
Use a pair of pliers and rip that dirty nail out then scream like a pussy for a bit.

>>718993901
put a toothpick in it and kick a wall

>>718995666
WINRAR

op is a faggot
wont deliver
pussy

>>718995666
Ding ding ding

>>718995666
satan get

remove the toe

>>718995666
Nice

>>718995566
Rolling for kys, you cock gobbler.

>>718995666
Fire is painful as fuck, unless OP is an experienced self-harmer he wont be able to do it for more than a few seconds at best.

>>718995666
Ironic. Checked and keked

>>718995666
Incoming an hero

>>718995666
Satan commands you, dude

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Burn your foot off.

cut off foot and burn it

This cancels out the stupid fire shit, Squeeze it untill the pus starts coming out, then suck it all out with your mouth and swallow it.

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>>718995666

just came here for the dubs

Tell your parents that you're gay

>>718993901
It was fucked up long before you harmed it anon

>>718996284
This cancels out your faggotry.

Suck out the poison

hurry up OP

>>718996666
Checked

>>718996666
Dub quads commands it

>>718995666
>>718996666
It's a sign

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>>718995666
>>718996666
mfw i got trips and quads and OP still won't deliver

>>718996666
Bruh OP here I can't light my toe on fire, I'm not that degenerate yet

Waste of trips, OP said he isn't doing any harm or lasting damage, so no foot fires. Fucking faggots who can't read lmao.

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>>718996666
Quads demand it

>>718995666
>>718996666
THE DEVIL IS AMONG US

>>718996813
Not happening, guys. Stop being spergs.

lemmme see blood... real talk though surgically tie off the toe and then rip off the nail with a vice grip

>>718996895
Fine cum on it then

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>>718996895

get a pin, get it red hot, stick through nail to release pus, clip nail as low as can, remove dead skin, soak in hyrdogen peroxide

Just pull the nail out then eat it

New trips dictate that you must use a syringe to extract the pus, then find a living animal like maybe your pet cat or dog? Even a mouse will work. Inject your toe pus into the animal and observe the results. If they receive sepsis, you win.

>>718996895
stop being a whiny bitch

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>>718996895

OP must hereby leave 4chan for being a faggot. He is not welcome here for being a disgusting degenerate that won't deliver to us.

Rub shit on it

OP Here, how do without fucking up toe for life

>>718997310
cut off your dick and use that as a toe

Walk outside and show toe to first stranger you meet

OP is a fucking kike i hope he gets cancer and dies desu