Best non-sexual feelings in the world. I'll start. >be

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Cleaning my ears out with q-tips.

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>>718989640
holy shit i thought i was the only one
mfw

Cool bed sheets on tired legs.

>>718989268
Drinking ice cold water after gym session.

>>718990178
Normie

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When my gf scratches my back with her fingernails

>>718990233
And proud.

>>718990052
damn I didn't realize how amazing it felt until you pointed it out

>>718989268
Shitting

>>718989640
>diblee-doo, I am you

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>Waifu get a negative on pregnancy test

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Socks off, rub feet against carpet floor.

>>718990310
>plato's cave

>>718989268
>scratch area the socks covered
no, id never stop

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I like to run a really full bath, get as low as possible under the water and just tense my back until it all clicks into place
>pic related

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>>718990178
I feel you kin folk sometimes that pizza is just to hot.

>>718990523
Same. I have to avoid it cos I end up making my ankles bleed.

>>718989268
>Get done with 12 hour shift
>Like 100oF out
>Take off my sweaty ass shoes and socks
>Drive barefoot the whole hour drive home with the windows down and the radio blaring

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Exercise high, pushing yourself to them limits.
>Fuck yeah

>>718989268
Scratching the shit out of an eczema patch.
(after effects are not fun though)
A massage on the trapezius muscles.
A cigarette after a horrible league game.
Getting a black head out completely, or an ingrown hair.
Looking at my girlfriend and knowing what it's like to be truly loved.

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>>718989640
erogenous zone so technically sexual

>>718990499
Get out of your tiny life and try to experience more, then.

A drink of hot water in the morning always makes me take a shit. That feeling is the best. Doing pull ups or rowing

>>718990421
is it gay to get so much pleasure from something coming out of my asshole?

>>718990178
No. Ew. Cold water is gross because it hurts teeth. Just colder than room temp so you can chug a half gallon nonstop.

>Driving to work while try to excavate a deep booger
>Extract booger only to find long snot string coming out with it.
>Feeling of the string coming out and nose opening is heaven.

>>718989640
First thing I thought of when I read OP. Was going to read down and see if anyone had mentioned it, no clue it would be the 1st post.

>>718990969
?
>Doesn't understand plato's cave
>might be retarded too

When my cousin does the cool turn around magic trick that he used to do to me as a kid.

>>718989640
>>718989916
Take some hydrogen peroxide and dilute it 50/50 with some quite warm water. Get an eye dropper or pipette or something and lay on one side and squirt some in your ear canal. Orgasmic feeling. Let it go til the bubbling slows down a bit. Lean over a sink or whatever and blast that bitch with warm water. It dissolves a lot of ear wax deposits with no risk of ear drum puncturing or blockages. Warm water is important, as cold water increases dizziness. Not trolling, you can verify on Google if you wish. Do it.

>>718990969
Are you trying to give life advice you faggot?

The feeling when you get water in your ear, then after a few hours it runs out

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Sadly I'll never get to experience this again, but when in school they'd have some lady come in (usually some local nurse) to check for lice in hair.

Picking my nose & farting in the car after working 8 hours in an office

>>718990284
We know you can't reach your back you fat nigger

>>718991169
Holy shit, that's a great feeling. I think it feels really good when someone rubs my back between my shoulders. It's probably the most comfy thing I've ever felt

> get toothpick
> slightly break pointy part
> clean underneath fingernails
> feelsgoodman.png

>>718990310
>>718990969

>>718991507
Rembrandt the chairs in school that if you pushed on the desk just right out could pop your back? That's a feeling I'll miss.

>>718990284
can agree feels like god

>>718991301
I did this shit. Felt crazy weird

>>718991108
Nah- I can chug it when it's ice cold. No ice cubes though. Love the feeling of cooling down my palate.

Can't stand tepid water.

>>718990819
>Scratching the shit out of an eczema patch.
Oh christ, fucking heaven!!!
>I know that feel too well bro

Playing basketball and you get fouled kinda hard driving to the basket and unintentionally my neck fully cracks.. pure beauty.

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>>718991169
>>718991600

> middle of night
> hot as fuck
> turn pillow around
> feel cold side on your face

>>718991569
If you can reach your own spine between your shoulder blades you're a skinny beta pussy. Plus it's a whole nother feeling when she does it, it's like a massage but better.

>>718989268
Holding pee for a while...not intentionally building it up though...Finally make it to urinal and just pee...almost as good as nutting...

>>718991668
Aw yeah

>>718991789
Maybe I have sensitive teeth, but any water colder than just a little below room temperature hurts in more than just sips. I wait for pop to reach room temp before drinking, same with milk.

>>718991982
Ayyy

>>718989268
>Taking socks off after shower

Fucking why?

>>718991108
>>718991789
>2002+15
>not knowing chugging water is very unhealthy and makes you sick

slow, small sips hydrates you faster

>>718991988
>paying a lady to touch your back

Shameful.

>>718991982

Word.

As an old guy this doesn't do it for me anymore Tho

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>>718991180
>>718991325

Samefag.

Take all the advice you can get you dull beta calling people normies for going to the gym while you're fapping to cp in your abusive step-father's basement.

I'm sorry you were raped as a child but you really need to deal with your insecurities. And no it doesn't make you special.

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>>718992274

>>718992358
why would that be?

>>718992180
This. Last time I did this puked 5 minutes afterwards. On the bright side I did feel better after.

>>718992012
fuk yeh.

>>718992152
>american

Pissing after a drunk nut.

> rainy sunday morning
> wake up early (6am)
> take a long piss
> drink water
> get right back to bed

>>718992274
Maybe one day you'll find someone to love you and do it for you, then you'll understand.

Doubtful, but maybe.

>>718992415

No idea. I remember the feeling as s kid & through high school being amazing.

Now being old & so tired it's not there

>>718992180
>>718992490
wtf...

How unhealthy are you guys?

There's nothing wrong with downing a glass of water except it runs through you a little quicker.

>>718992904
I think it mite flush all the way he vital Dew powered nutrients from Thier system causing them to throw up.

>>718991026
No, it's natural. If shitting didn't feel good then nobody would do it. Cave men would have held it and died of sepsis, evolutionary thing.

Hungover & drinking shitloads of water 1st thin in the morn

>>718990284
that's the fucking best shit ever, come home after work, lie down face first into bed, woman mounts you and scratches your back until the meat gets hard which leads to the inevitable insertion

>>718989268

crack and heroin though not at the same time.

>>718989268 sleep
and wake up good

When on an airplane or driving in the mountains, and your ears start feeling plugged up, you do a perfect yawn, and after a crackle, you can hear perfectly.

>>718992383
1. I didn't call you a normie that was somebody else
2. Yeah I posted twice, I wasn't pretending to be different people
3. Nothing in your post is offensive because you're WAY off.
4. You sound angry
5. You also sound as intelligent as the average gym rat.
6. If you lift weights you're a faggot. My construction buddies and I enjoy laughing at the buffcake princesses that come on site and pull a muscle their first day.
7. Also I'd take you in a fight you pussy fuck kek.

>>718993110
So does she lube her feminine penis first or just spit?

>>718992904
>calling me unhealthy
>doesn't even know how to drink water properly

chugging water doesn't hydrate you. Your body can only handle so much water at one time; if there's too much excess, it is immediately expelled (hence you pee faster).

if you drink it too too fast, instead of urinating it, you'll puke it up.

So basically, chugging water is all the fun of drinking a bland tasteless beverage with none of the benefits.

When the wife & kids finally shut the fuck up for the night

Crying

>>718993555

If you are dehydrated chugging water water works great. Body will accept it.

Fact

>>718993512
If you are union construction then I seriously doubt your pudgy ass could beat anyone's ass other than your meth head girlfriends. I'm not the gym rat I'm the guy that called him normie for shits. How do I know construction workers are fat loud mouths? Because I'm the Motherfucker that has to set safety rules for you retards so u don't walk off the side of a building because being aware of one's surroundings is to fucking hard. I hope you mess up putting your harness on and the weight of your fat mass splits your sack and removes you from the gene pool. I don't want you dead just castrated.

>>718993723
Yessssss. Right now I'm enjoying a little quiet time with the wife asleep and the kid in bed. Fucking heaven.

>>718993555
>So basically, chugging water is all the fun of drinking a bland tasteless beverage with none of the benefits.
>a bland tasteless beverage
>tasteless beverage
>beverage
>h2o
>the stuff we are basically made of
wow. Hey fatty!

>unhealthy
confirmed

finally being able to scratch that spot underneath your balls after being in public with the itch

>>718993930
>>718994018
>citation needed

>>718993938
Haha! Hey safety man!! Hahaha! Oh shit I used be part of a crew where everyday part of job entailed hiding from you lol. No I'm not union and I work concrete and framing big boy so bend over. I never said I wasn't alittle retarded now I know I beat your pussy ass. I am a loud mouth but I'm sure-as-shit not fat.

>Safety man thinks he's tough like every fucking site. Keep trying to fit in faggot.

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>>718989268
The feeling i get when i promise someone its gonna be ok when i know they are totally fucked.

>>718994392
You're the one who made the original claim retard. Everybody else knows you can chug water without throwing up.

Go for a run fatty.

>>718994392

Alcoholic. Need water in morning. Drink shitloads of water. Don't piss for hours

>>718994572
Shit you got me fucked up I ain't one of those pussy bitches who wants to be everyone's friend on site. I'm that cock sucker they warn you about who will end your fucking career if you cross me. So keeps talking shit and wasting your body away doing the grunt work while I keep my boots nice and clean propped on my desk filling out the JSA you have to live by.

>>718994572
>"Safety Man"
>Can barely form a coherent sentence
>Probably a Fatass,too.

Now wonder you work construction and actively tried to go against inspectors.

>>718994671
Seriously, this.

>>718991169
>nose opening

Its a fucking nostril....NOSE OPENING

Fucking retard

>>718994671
I swim 3 miles a day and coach sports, I'm sure I way less then you faggot.

>>718991169
>nose opening

>>Waking up from sleep
>>Extracting penis from my boxers
>>Feeling of the pee coming out of the penis opening is heaven

>>718994894
lol man I'm just playing. I know what's up.

I quit construction a while ago and went back to college, I was just probing you. Good job safety-man, ya faggot, keep it up.

>>718994912
Dunno if you're the guy I'm talking to but lol... you believe everything you fucking read on the internet?

>>718995076
I wasn't describing the nostril I was describing the feeling of your nose opening up after being clogged.

>>718995143
Bullshit

>>718990819
>Scratching the shit out of an eczema patch.

Having your girlfriend scratch an itchy psoriasis patch

>>718995143
>no evidence to back up his claim
>makes up more bullshit
>bullshit story implies that a swimmer doesn't know how to drink water and thus is retarded
Put down the mountain dew!
Put away the doritos!
1 calorie at a time you fat fuck!

>>718995143
No WAY you swim alot. Is there any WAY we can get some tips on swimming? I'm afraid I mite WEIGH to much for swimming.
.

>>718993517
hehe i wish (no homo)

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Get in bed after taking a shower and watching asmr videos until I go to sleep.

Walking out of the gym after a work out.

>>718995782
nobody weighs too much for swimming. The most difficult part of learning to swim is the rhythmic breathing, but if you struggle with that, there is always backstroke.

Unzipping a dry suit after diving

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>>718989268
I'm going to assume drugs and alcohol are out, otherwise I'd add a decent dose of shrooms to the following:

>spring time
>overcast and raining
>put on swim trunks and an old shirt
>sit outside listening to music

>>718995750
literally just Google chugging water you lazy fuck

>>718996384
I already did RETORD

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>>718995782
keep your legs mostly straight. use your core muscles combined with shoulder rotation to help with pulling. Keep your head down.

Those are the primary things I tell people when teaching them to swim better. I taught people who wanted to swim faster. I have no patience for people learning from scratch lol

>>718996095
Nigga? Really? Your dumb ass told the other faggot that you probably WAY less then him. So I wrote some nonsense sentences pointing that out and you still didn't get it. Goddamn millennial

>>718996555
See
>>718996561

Make out with GF for long time
Take off her clothes
Stick my erect penis in her vagina opening...

>>718996561
145lbs

>>718996519
you spelt "I'm a cock guzzling faggot" wrong

>>718996555
>checked

it's difficult teaching kids from scratch, but very rewarding. honestly the hardest part is gaining the parents trust and getting them involved. they can be such cunts.

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>>718996796
aren't you the cutest downy kid on the block?

>jog on phatty

Apparently this is now a thread where two retards literally argue about how too drink water.

Do you even realize how fucking dumb that sounds, let alone to actually do it?

>>718997168
how do you drink your water faggot?

you must choose a side

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>>718997061
I never really had that problem. In the summer league team I was on, I'd just teach some after practice. I'd make ~$20/hr which was nearly half a day's work at my other job so the extra income was nice. They would just chill out and read a magazine and not get involved unless the kid was acting up too much. Word traveled around the team that I was improving kids' times and I had a nice little gig.

I can see how dealing with the helicopter parents of a 3 year old could be annoying. I never went near that.

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Getting into a tank slapper at 200+kph.
The feeling of adrenaline physically running through your muscles, especially up your back.
I usually find myself being angry and inexplicably annoyed (possibly because I'm still alive) a few seconds later but the feeling itself is awesome.

>>718997168
I was just pointing out that people often throw up after chugging water.

It is a tasteless beverage that must be administered over a period of time unfortunately.

>>718997168
Try reading the thread sweetie.

Clearing the gunk out of the cracks of my console controller with a tooth pick. yeah bitch i said it fuck you

>>718989268
>That feeling you get when you debate anonymously about proper rehydration

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>>718998073
mfw when I won.

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tfw you find a really good creep or teen thread on /b/

>>718998327
>sipping master race

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tfw

>>718990478
This

>that feeling of extracting a 'slug' after having a really heavy nosebleed.

>>718992383
>projecting this hard

Sorry about your 8 yea old self's asshole.

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>mfw overheating in the hottub intentionally
>jumping into a cold pool

>>718991180
> muh philosophy

Chill out, not everyone can be a smart guy like you.

If you were really concerned about his knowledge, you would have educated him thusly.

Fuck off to your studies, nigger.

>>718999412
enjoy going your shock

>>718989268
Getting the male reproductive organ inserted into my buttocks.

>>718993906
Actually.. Yeah.. When you really have a lot of ahit piled on..

A good cry feels pretty fucking good.

Underrated/10.

>>718999715
this man is correct
also
>when you have a huge fiber-filled shit that it tough but also slimey
>empty your load in one fell swoop
>ker-PLONK
>asshole is perfectly clean after the first wipe

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>when you don't have a significant other to fuck up your soul

>>718996261
>wannaknowthatfeel

Im REALLY wanting to get a dive license..after I get married and the damn wedding is paid for, It's one of the first things I'm doing.

>>718992682
I like this nigga