Best non-sexual feelings in the world. I'll start.
>get off of work
>change out of work clothes to shower
>take ankle high socks off
>scratch area the socks covered
holy shit i thought i was the only one
When my gf scratches my back with her fingernails
>Waifu get a negative on pregnancy test
I like to run a really full bath, get as low as possible under the water and just tense my back until it all clicks into place
I feel you kin folk sometimes that pizza is just to hot.
Exercise high, pushing yourself to them limits.
Scratching the shit out of an eczema patch.
(after effects are not fun though)
A massage on the trapezius muscles.
A cigarette after a horrible league game.
Getting a black head out completely, or an ingrown hair.
Looking at my girlfriend and knowing what it's like to be truly loved.
erogenous zone so technically sexual
Take some hydrogen peroxide and dilute it 50/50 with some quite warm water. Get an eye dropper or pipette or something and lay on one side and squirt some in your ear canal. Orgasmic feeling. Let it go til the bubbling slows down a bit. Lean over a sink or whatever and blast that bitch with warm water. It dissolves a lot of ear wax deposits with no risk of ear drum puncturing or blockages. Warm water is important, as cold water increases dizziness. Not trolling, you can verify on Google if you wish. Do it.
Sadly I'll never get to experience this again, but when in school they'd have some lady come in (usually some local nurse) to check for lice in hair.
Maybe I have sensitive teeth, but any water colder than just a little below room temperature hurts in more than just sips. I wait for pop to reach room temp before drinking, same with milk.
Take all the advice you can get you dull beta calling people normies for going to the gym while you're fapping to cp in your abusive step-father's basement.
I'm sorry you were raped as a child but you really need to deal with your insecurities. And no it doesn't make you special.
that's the fucking best shit ever, come home after work, lie down face first into bed, woman mounts you and scratches your back until the meat gets hard which leads to the inevitable insertion
1. I didn't call you a normie that was somebody else
2. Yeah I posted twice, I wasn't pretending to be different people
3. Nothing in your post is offensive because you're WAY off.
4. You sound angry
5. You also sound as intelligent as the average gym rat.
6. If you lift weights you're a faggot. My construction buddies and I enjoy laughing at the buffcake princesses that come on site and pull a muscle their first day.
7. Also I'd take you in a fight you pussy fuck kek.
>calling me unhealthy
>doesn't even know how to drink water properly
chugging water doesn't hydrate you. Your body can only handle so much water at one time; if there's too much excess, it is immediately expelled (hence you pee faster).
if you drink it too too fast, instead of urinating it, you'll puke it up.
So basically, chugging water is all the fun of drinking a bland tasteless beverage with none of the benefits.
If you are union construction then I seriously doubt your pudgy ass could beat anyone's ass other than your meth head girlfriends. I'm not the gym rat I'm the guy that called him normie for shits. How do I know construction workers are fat loud mouths? Because I'm the Motherfucker that has to set safety rules for you retards so u don't walk off the side of a building because being aware of one's surroundings is to fucking hard. I hope you mess up putting your harness on and the weight of your fat mass splits your sack and removes you from the gene pool. I don't want you dead just castrated.
>So basically, chugging water is all the fun of drinking a bland tasteless beverage with none of the benefits.
>a bland tasteless beverage
>the stuff we are basically made of
wow. Hey fatty!
Haha! Hey safety man!! Hahaha! Oh shit I used be part of a crew where everyday part of job entailed hiding from you lol. No I'm not union and I work concrete and framing big boy so bend over. I never said I wasn't alittle retarded now I know I beat your pussy ass. I am a loud mouth but I'm sure-as-shit not fat.
>Safety man thinks he's tough like every fucking site. Keep trying to fit in faggot.
The feeling i get when i promise someone its gonna be ok when i know they are totally fucked.
Shit you got me fucked up I ain't one of those pussy bitches who wants to be everyone's friend on site. I'm that cock sucker they warn you about who will end your fucking career if you cross me. So keeps talking shit and wasting your body away doing the grunt work while I keep my boots nice and clean propped on my desk filling out the JSA you have to live by.
lol man I'm just playing. I know what's up.
I quit construction a while ago and went back to college, I was just probing you. Good job safety-man, ya faggot, keep it up.
Dunno if you're the guy I'm talking to but lol... you believe everything you fucking read on the internet?
>no evidence to back up his claim
>makes up more bullshit
>bullshit story implies that a swimmer doesn't know how to drink water and thus is retarded
Put down the mountain dew!
Put away the doritos!
1 calorie at a time you fat fuck!
Get in bed after taking a shower and watching asmr videos until I go to sleep.
Walking out of the gym after a work out.
I'm going to assume drugs and alcohol are out, otherwise I'd add a decent dose of shrooms to the following:
>overcast and raining
>put on swim trunks and an old shirt
>sit outside listening to music
keep your legs mostly straight. use your core muscles combined with shoulder rotation to help with pulling. Keep your head down.
Those are the primary things I tell people when teaching them to swim better. I taught people who wanted to swim faster. I have no patience for people learning from scratch lol
Nigga? Really? Your dumb ass told the other faggot that you probably WAY less then him. So I wrote some nonsense sentences pointing that out and you still didn't get it. Goddamn millennial
it's difficult teaching kids from scratch, but very rewarding. honestly the hardest part is gaining the parents trust and getting them involved. they can be such cunts.
aren't you the cutest downy kid on the block?
>jog on phatty
I never really had that problem. In the summer league team I was on, I'd just teach some after practice. I'd make ~$20/hr which was nearly half a day's work at my other job so the extra income was nice. They would just chill out and read a magazine and not get involved unless the kid was acting up too much. Word traveled around the team that I was improving kids' times and I had a nice little gig.
I can see how dealing with the helicopter parents of a 3 year old could be annoying. I never went near that.
Getting into a tank slapper at 200+kph.
The feeling of adrenaline physically running through your muscles, especially up your back.
I usually find myself being angry and inexplicably annoyed (possibly because I'm still alive) a few seconds later but the feeling itself is awesome.
tfw you find a really good creep or teen thread on /b/
>mfw overheating in the hottub intentionally
>jumping into a cold pool
> muh philosophy
Chill out, not everyone can be a smart guy like you.
If you were really concerned about his knowledge, you would have educated him thusly.
Fuck off to your studies, nigger.
this man is correct
>when you have a huge fiber-filled shit that it tough but also slimey
>empty your load in one fell swoop
>asshole is perfectly clean after the first wipe
>when you don't have a significant other to fuck up your soul