Has /b/ ever knocked up anyone?

>>718988560
twice

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>>718988560
I knocked one of my 3 girlfriend. Took me 10 years.

>>718988669
You proud of it?
Did you marry her?

>>718988560
I got a chick pregnant and made her abort it if that counts

>>718988560
I've knocked my wife up several times. She had a lot of miscarriages though.

>>718988560
when I was 14 my older sister thought it would be cool to take my v card
parents forced her to give the kid up for adoption

>>718988560
besides your mom, nobody

>>718989160
lucky you

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creampie thread?

>>718988560
Whelp, if all of the fetuses would have survived, I'd have about 8 kids right now from 4 different women. Now I only have 3 from 3 women. Pulling out is for the French.

>>718988560
two kids, took approximately $150,000 and 8 years

couldn't be happier

>>718990101
>from 3 women
Do you pay for all 3?

>>718990458
First two, with the 3rd

>>718988560
Yep, quite a few times. Same girl. Not leaving her. She's good to me!

>>718990963
Happy you found someone like that.
Still searching for mine.

>>718991306
Godspeed and good luck, Anon!

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>>718988560
Not yet, however it's my hottest "fetish." It's sort of strange, after all the years of /b/ my tastes reached the other side, all the way through ultra /d/eviant shit back to completely natural & healing sex for creating life.

>>718988560
i've got two kids and aborted a third. so yes.

>>718992520
I think all that means is you got older.

>>718992520
Travel to SE Asia. Lots of random Asian girls are keen for unprotected sex.

>>718993116
Any country in particular?
Also, I'm pretty sure a lot of them are looking for a free pass to the States or the good parts of Europe.

>>718993245
The only one I have personal experience with is Vietnam.
Go to pretty much any city there and make a Tinder and a Badoo account on your phone (fake name if you want). Just make sure to stay in the same city for at least a week. Keep swiping non stop on those apps. Make a dating profile too if you like.
Just stay in the hotel chatting to local girls all day until you get some willing to meet up for a hookup.

Some of them obviously won't want a hookup and will only want to date, in which case you can tell them that sex is very important to you in a relationship. That usually gets them to agree to sex on a 2nd date.

As for condoms, just bring the girl to the room, tell her you forgot condoms and that you'll be careful. Then "accidentally" cum inside and apologise after.

>>718993221
dang she looks young

I doubt it but I had a girl pregnancy scare me once and then try to get me to cum inside because "you can't get me pregnant twice"

She said she was getting an abortion but when I offered to help pay for it or even just drive her to the place, she refused and said she'd handle it on her own

>>718992520
sauce on this photo

>>718993791
I have a feeling she's either 16 or about to be

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Yup!!!

>>718993866
how long ago was this.

>>718994104
?

>>718988560
Yep. Got married, had 3 kids, got divorced, and now fucking a girl who had her tubes tied. No more for me.

>>718994104
like 2 years

>>718994098
Awesome nipples. Great for sucking.

>>718990101
You must be black

>>718988560
no aliens cant have babies.

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>>718994226
Thanks

>>718988560
Almost did but got Plan B next day

>Protip: don't use Trojan Bareskin

>>718988560
Last summer in July. Got fucked up at an outdoor club, took a walk with a girl and fucked her from behind against a church. I ended up cumming like 10 pumps in, but tried my hardest to stay hard for a few more minutes, when my legs got tired I pulled out and turned 90 degrees and pretended to cum against the wall and using my superior acting skills to make grunting tarzan noises.
Her: "You didn't cum inside me right?"
Me: "Nooooo..."
Called me a month later saying she was pregnant, gave her money and she aborted in October. Stressful as fuck and don't know why she waited so long.

Best fucking feeling ever though actually nutting in a grill.

>>718994026
I have a feeling this is a shoop

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I did, our kids two pic is her

>>718994827
>Best fucking feeling ever though actually nutting in a grill.
amen

>>718994489
did her nipples get larger after peggo eggo or were they already kind big before?

>>718995126
>fucked her from behind against a church

>Amen

Kek

Knocked up my girlfriend of 4 months. This was 2 years ago. Having a kid is great and it sucks more than anything ever as well.

>>718994026
>>13

>>718995396
>it sucks more than anything ever
too bad your gf didn't

>>718995331
Kek. Afterwards I wondered if it was blasphemous, but I quickly realized if there's a god he allowed it and got me laid at his house and i'm gonna thank him for it when I die. He's a cool guy

>>718995396
It's hard at first, but it gets better. How's the relationship doing?

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>>718995173
They were small n pink now their big n dark n with this new pregnancy their gettin bigger

>>718993968
I don't know. This is what I do know. I saw this picture as the ideal woman and then a couple of years later, this pic long forgotten, I meet my wife who looks shockingly like this pic. Reverse image search it yourself, I cba
>tineye.com

>>718996024
I have nipple suckers but my wife doesnt want utters...So seeing these are noice.
I could only hope they stick around. I know they won't though.

knocked up my asian wife

>>718988560
Yup. I don't recommend it.

>>718996253
I'm jealous af, I want to fuck an Asian bitch and hopefully marry/breed with her.

>>718996466
But then you'll risk having a half-asian daughter and have to hide your raging boner from her for 18 years anytime you see her.

>>718996466
>mfw i'll never cum in an asian qt 3.14

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>>718996157
Yea their fucking amazing

>>718996683
I'm jelly. Should be looking toward trying for kids within 2 months.

Knocked up my wife twice, now have two FWBs who both like risky pregnancy play. If a girl sends me a pic with a bottle of whiskey, an unopened Plan B box and lets me know the door is open - such a winner.

>>718996789
>If a girl sends me a pic with a bottle of whiskey, an unopened Plan B box and lets me know the door is open
I almost busted just reading that. You lucky sumbitch.

Nothing quite beats having a girl who lets you cum inside her every single time. I was with this girl once who thought she was infertile. Whether or not she was is still a mystery although she very well might've been seeing as how I busted it in there more times than I could count. She was sexy as hell too and down with getting high together. It was practically ideal. The only thing that I couldn't stand was how completely detached she was emotionally. Not just for me but for anything. I could tell she did feel things but she had been abused in her life a decent bit to the point where she just didn't show her feelings to anyone. Not even me and we were together every single day and lived in the same house. Usually I hate it when girls are too over emotional and shit like that, but it actually frustrated me a lot the way this girl just would not open up about real shit at all. I thought it was just the way she was with me until I got to know some of her exs and close friends from the past and found out that she was that way with everyone after she went through some emotional trauma. Always wished I could do something to help her but I just didn't know what.

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>>718996758
Yea its great u got any pics of ur lady

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>>718996253
fucking saved

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>>718996253
why delete?

>>718988560
Yup. Then i made her drink malcom-x tea filled with blendered parsley and vitamin-C tablets after i managed to convince her:
A. I had enough dirt on her to get legal custody which would instantly mean i'd hand them to the state which has a strict no givesys backsys rule
B. Even if I didn't do A neither of us would be parents and i'd actively refuse to parent which meant she'd have to and she can barely take care of herself
C. Showed her a vid of pregnancy and about all the pain and probable surgery since her hips are tiny as fuck.
D. Explained how she can't even financially support herself let alone her and a child

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>>718997099

>>718988560

Have 3 kids in 3 different countries other than home. One in Spain, another in Cambodia and Brazil.

Home I got 2 sons and a daughter with my girl. However when I was 18 my first out of country trip before starting Uni. First it was Spain. Then that Winter break in Brazil. Then 2 years later Cambodia spring break.

>Be me in Spain traveling with my best buds from high school
>We're all going off to different Universities come spring so lets make it count
>Partying all over from Madrid to Barcelona
>Colombian blue eyed Bud is our ace in the hole while we're out there
>One sweet night sitting at a bar near the beach in Barcelona
>Catch the eye of this green eyed petite brunette beauty
>Good god
>She has an accent but can speak English
>She laughs and mocks me for being American
>But none the less she wants to come to America
>Shes always wanted to visit because shes a big fan of Shakira and Daddy Yankee and they do alot of concerts in the States
>Tells about a club that plays Salsa and Reggaeton
>Can't dance Salsa let alone Reggaeton
>"I can teach you"
>Her names Alyssa
>couple nights go by we meet up at the same bar and the bar tender plays salsa
>Just dancing and teaching me
>Buds pick up on it and ask if I'm falling in love with a local girl
>No no no no but shes something else
>They try to tell me we're going back to Madrid because our time here is almost over
>But I haven't learned Salsa dancing yet
>"Whatever bro you've fallen for the local tail"
>Part of me kinda did
>Finally she ends up taking me to the Salsa club and after a couple drinks I feel like a pro at it
>One passionate movement and we just lock lips
>Go back to her place and creampie that sweet vag until sunrise
>Wake up and feel sticky
>Cum everywhere
>She tells me not to worry about it
>"Stay here with me..."
>I can't... but I want to...
>We're a couple days away from our flight to go back home
>"Please stay... don't go back to America.."
cont'd

>>718997834

>Part of me is falling hard, how can I leave behind this amazing Spanish goddess
>I don't want to go home I want to stay
>Buds try to snap me out of it
>"YOU FUCKING MORON WE ONLY CAME OUT HERE TO PARTY AND FUCK THESE BITCHES NOT FALL IN LOVE!!!"
>B-b-but....
>"YOU KNOW WHAT ANON IF YOU'RE SO IN LOVE THEN FUCKING STAY WE'RE GOING HOME"
>brain is fighting my heart
>Brain says; you don't even know her that well get the fuck out of here
>Heart says; adventure and love are one in the same maybe this is where you will live your life till death do you part
>Buds refuse to let me fall in love and practically force me from her back to the airport
>Demand to let me say goodbye
>"No.. please... no don't I want you to stay with me we can become a family"
>She rubs her belly and puts my hand there
>"I'm sure I will be pregnant"
>I have to stay...
>"I can drop out of school and my father can give you a good job"
>Wait... school?
>She tells me shes only 15 about to turn 16
>WAIT A MINUTE.... D-d-do your parents know about me?
>"No but its going to be fine"
>Brain takes over and says fuck it lets go home
>End up keeping in touch with her up until she sends me pictures of her ultra sound
>Buds tell me they have something in store for winter break to help me forget about her and my bastard child

Chapter 2 Brazil cont'd

>>718998678
Pics of the girl before and after pregnancy PLEASE DEAR LORD

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>>718998678
>>She tells me shes only 15 about to turn 16
Dear fucking god.

>>718996157
>my wife doesnt want utters

She's not the one then, Anon.

>>718997228
How does her milk taste?

>>718998678

>Just before winter break, a large portion of me wanted to fly back to Spain to see her to be there for her
>But I just couldn't maybe I could forget about her by studying
>As fall semester ends and I go home for the winter
>buds are standing infront of my house
>"PARTY PART 2 ANON!!!! FUCK SPAIN WE'RE GOING TO BRAZIL ITS SUMMER IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE ANYWAYS!!!"
>You niggers serious?
>"HELL YEAH!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO LIVE IT UP IN RIO!!!!"
>Well shit....
>Buds dad gets hook up sweet deals on airline tickets and hands it all to us
>Before we fly out first thing they do is give me a backpack full of condoms
>"WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED IN SPAIN ALRIGHT YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER??"
>Crystal!
>"GOOD!! BECAUSE IF YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE LOCALS AGAIN WE'RE GONNA MAKE SURE YOUR ASS MEETS HER PARENTS AND WE'RE GONNA SIT THERE AND FORCE YOU INTO A UNWANTED MARRIAGE"
>Get down to Rio and its pretty much partying along the beach and the occasional all nighter at the clubs and hooking up with other students who came down
>Almost like Spain except Colombian bro can barely keep up with Portuguese but he picks up on basic shit pretty fast and if his Pablo Escobar paranoia picks up quick on people trying to rob us or fuck with us
>Its not spring break but its still summer time down there, kinda
>Go back to our hotel and just barge into my room ready to throw up from drinking all night
>Throw up in the toilet and ask myself what time is it?
>"It is 8 o'clock A-M"
>Thanks- WHAT THE??
>See this Tan skinned dark brown eyed brown haired maid in my room folding sheets
>I- well uh- what are you doing in here?
>"My Jab?"
>B-b-but?
>"What?" She says something in Portuguese and laughs
>"Americans, so sloppy and dirty!"
>What can I say we love to party
>"I can bring u reel part-e"
>Her broken English is pathetic but that voice and dat ass but itty bitty tities tell me other wise

cont'd

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>>718999947
Taste great

>>719000217
Nice.

Is she pure Teutonic?

Most girls with brown nipples are Asian or Mediterranean in origin.

>>718999995
So close

>>719000500
Nipples get dark as shit leading up to and during breast feeding, my missus went from pale almost skin coloured areola to mid brown and then almost back again.

>>718988560
Yeah

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>>719000500
Shes puerto rican

>>718999995
go on

>>719000836
I figured.

>>719000802
I know they can darken some, but not to the extent of the other Anon's girl.

>>718998807

I don't have any of that anymore I'm 28 going on 29 son plus I'm married if I had any of that my wife would flip. She doesn't even know I have kids outside the U.S

>>718999995
>What do you mean you can show me a real party?
>"u Torists go 2 torist plauces, I shau u locals reel party"
>Bitch is probably going to kidnap us
>Oh? How can I trust you
>She leans in towards me
>"You cute"
>Buds barge in
>"LOOK NOW HES FALLING FOR THE MAID!!!"
>She laughs and says stuff in Portuguese
>Colombian bud asks her if she speaks Spanish
>Luckily she does
>They communicate for a good 24 give or take minutes
>Colombian bud says shes going to meet up with us tomorrow night and shes taking us to a locals spot where we're bound to meet some true fuckable Brazilian girls
>"PROBABLY STD RIDDEN SKANKS"
>They open up my back pack and all take a handful of condoms
>"LETS GET SOME BED AND NO FALLING IN LOVE ASSHOLE!!!!"
>Sheesh
>Next night
>We're dressed to impress and show rolls up in a pretty nice Truck
>"Les go"
>We head over to Copacabana neighborhood to what looks like a big block party is going on in a condo/apt complex
>Music is bumping though and the crowd is definitely a good vibe
>We hop out and she leads us towards a table where theres so many chicks to choose from
>HOLY SHIT
>She walks over to me and whispers
>"I liek u friend duh colombian, but i have good girl for u papi"
>Incomes this Kylie Jenner looking girl except darker and hair is like a almost sandy blonde and bubbly ass
>Whoa
>"She no speak gud english so teach her"
>Fuck....
>Colombian bud kisses my cheek
>"I GOT THE MAID BRO SORRY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>We all agree to meet up on this corner as soon as the sun rises but our maid tells us she'll make sure we stay together and her place isn't very far
>She gives us all each a paper directions should we get lost
>Meanwhile my blind date leads me to dance the reggaeton
>Immediately I'm hit with flashbacks of Spain
cont'd

>>719001679

> She doesn't even know I have kids outside the U.S

Seems like a problem waiting to happen if that kid somehow manages to pop in for a visit.

Aren't you concerned at all about that, anon?

>>719001679
yes

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>>719001269

>>718996024
You need to milk your cow m8

>>718997512
Nice house. What you do for a living?

>>719001679

>I ask her does she know what Salsa is
>She does this cute little head tilt and points to food on a table
>No no no, Salsa dancing, and I do an example movement
>She lights the fuck up and nods
>She runs over to the DJ and asks him to play a Salsa song
>Music stops and then comes the Salsa beat
>Most people sit down but older people stand right the fuck up and get in on it
>For one brief minute I could've sworn I was in Spain with Alyssa
>I shut my eyes and opened them back up amped up
>NOW THIS I CAN DO
>She smiles and repeats
>"THIS I CAN DO!"
>Very good!
>"VERY GOOD!"
>Dj ends up playing 3 songs of Salsa before switching back to Reggaeton
>She pulls me aside and takes me to the table and points to a bottle of Tequila
>"THIS I CAN DO!"
>Yes yes we can do this too
>We end up taking 4 shots and I'm feeling it pretty good now
>one local old dude pulls me a side and dares me to do a straight vodka shot with him
>FUCK IT!!
>My blind date is practically repeating after me
>"FUCK IT!!"
>It his midnight and I'm beyond fucked up
>I'm playing cards with 2 old guys a half blind old woman and a midget
>My blind date is in her bra and shes licking my cheeks
>The entire fucking block is drunk and good god it reeks of piss and vomit
>Have to sober up if I pass out I'm going to get robbed
>One of my buds runs over to me
>"DUDE I'M DONE I'M TOOO FUCKED UP LETS TAKE A CAB BACK TO THE HOTEL"
>Yeah I agree lets find Carlo, Donnie and Jimmy and Marcus
>Can't even stand up
>Blind date is laughing her ass off saying shit I can understand
>"ANON LETS GO BRO LEAVE HER ASS"
>I try to stand up and I just hit the pavement
>cue laughter from the card playing buddies
>FUCK.... I'M WAYY TO FUCKED UP GARRETT I CAN'T MOVE...
>Blind date says; "FUCKED UP"
>Garrett throws up in the bushes and pours cold beer over himself
>Meanwhile my blind date helps me up but falls ontop of me and starts grinding
>"VERY GOOD!!"
>Colombian bud Carlo Appears
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>>719003111
Glad u like!!

Yes. It is the biggest mistake of my life. Not financial or anything. I work as a data cleaner for Facebook. Its because all woman are a Fucking group of blood sucking welfare fraud whores who have a blood lust for money.

Never date or consider a family unless:
1: they are a Rich, Sterile + Orphan.
2: they are over 30 (they won't leave you) because they want stability and a family. And won't suck 5 cockatoo on the way to the store.
Disclaimer: cock sucking will occur if they are square and you are the first or second guy they have only fucked

>>719002186

I've thought about it, but until it happens I'll deal with it then. But part of me wants to travel back and visit them.

>>719003458
>"ANON... I'M NOT TOO FUCKED UP BUT OUR MAID WILL LET US CRASH HER PLACE"
>Garrett steps in and argues we don't know her very well and this could be a set up
>"ITS NOT BRO I'M SURE OF IT!!!"
>"WHAT ARE YOU IN LOVE TOO??? JUST LOOK AT ANON HES ABOUT TO FUCK HIS DATE ON THIS DIRTY FLOOR!!"
>They both argue for a good 30 seconds before we the rest of the stumbling crew gets to the corner
>"OK LETS PUT IT TO A VOTE, WHO VOTES WE CRASH AT THE MAIDS PLACE RAISE YOUR HAND"
>I raise my hand and so do Donnie and Marcus
>"YOU LOSE GARRETT"
>"FUCK BUT WE SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM THEN!!!!"
>"YEAH YOU BASTARDS CAN JACK OFF WHILE I FUCK HER"
>Meanwhile I'm stumbling standing up while my blind date is just leeched onto to me rubbing herself on me
>"NOW THIS I CAN DO!!"
>Next thing I know I'm laying down on a table in somebodies living room and my date is getting me naked
>Wait wait
>"?"
>Pull out condom
>"NO!"
>YES!!
>Shakes her head no
>Then goodnight
>She takes my condoms and I can hear moaning coming from the other rooms
>Too much sex going on and my head hurts
>Clock says 2am
>GOOD GOD....
>Blind date comes back and says "YES!!"
>I put on a condom and shes got some bush nice vag hairs going nicely trimmed and waxed too
>she mounts on top and that was it
>Wake up and its 1pm in the afternoon
>What the fuck? What happened last night?
>Date is passed the fuck out
>the entire house looks like something out of Caligula except it reeks of pussy and must
>Jimmy is up and just smoking a cigarette with his date
>My head...
>Lay back down and went back to sleep
>Wake up its 3pm and everyone is up
>"ANON GET UP WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH"
>That was some wild fucking night huh?
>"YEAH THATS ONE FOR OUR GOLDEN YEARS TO TELL A STORY"
>Date is up and laughs at me and imitates my face like if I was cumming
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Yes my wife, three times...this is the third.

>>719004952

>Maid kisses my cheek
>"She lieks u"
>I bet she does
>Go to the bathroom and remove the condom with paper towels and peroxide
>Notice theres a gaping hole at the tip end
>No NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>NO NO NO NO SHE DIDN'T
>Oh well...
>Go to the beach and spend the next week there before heading home
>Lighten up on the drinking and partying because that night kinda turned us off from over doing it
>Maid ends up keeping in touch with Carlo
>"LOOKS LIKE THE COLOMBIAN FELL IN LOVE THIS TIME!!!"
>As we go to the airport blind date ends up learning some English
>"My name is Jennifer"
>Nice to finally get your name
>"FUCK IT!!"
>Yes, fuck it is right you little damn skank
>She smiles and pecks my lip

About 3 months after that Carlo tells me that our maid told him that Jennifer is pregnant. Last time I spoke to Jennifer was when she gave birth. After that I stopped talking to her. Carlo on the other hand didn't cut contact with the maid until a year and a half later. Seen picture of the kid. Hes got blue eyes like his old man.

I dunno if anyone is still in this thread but if you want me to continue with the last chapter which is Cambodia where baby mama #3 is.

>>718988560
No but I watched a nigger knock my (then) gf up. That's what the bitch gets for wanting a cuck relationship.

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obligatory.

>>719005740
these girls really just want american blooded kids that bad or what??? pls cont

>>719005740
Please continue and post pics, goddammit.

>>719005740
cont pls

>>718996649
get snipped, go to vietnam, cum in a bunch of asian chicks

>>719006374
>not intentionally knocking up Viet girls

>>719003206
I work for Donald Trump.

yup ended up having her abort it and fucked her silly before and after the op. i think thats how i developed a prego and lactation fetish. we ended up breaking up about 6 months later and goddamn do i miss those big tits.

>>719005740

Please fucking continue, this shit is great.

>>719006051

Well its a number of reasons but the main two reasons;
>Religious catholics anti-birth control
>Have a baby with an American man then it could mean marriage then citizenship.

>>719006134
I don't have any because my other buds have pictures from those days but I don't because of wife reasons.

>>719005740
>>719006135

>2 years after our great Spain and Brazil adventure, we got pretty serious on our schooling we toned down the partying but since we were all at different Unis during regular weekends I'd bet at frat parties
>But when the boys got together we'd go to vegas and local places every now and then
>But it wasn't the same we weren't even 21 and we were paying older people to buy drinks for us
>So Marcus and Garrett came up with up the idea of something so fucking Alien and different than usual
>"LETS GO TO FUCKING CAMBODIA!!"
>Cambodia in the summer time? You're insane.
>"FUCK IT ITS FOR THE GOLDEN YEARS"
>Here we go again...
>Soon as finals were over we met up at my dads house and prepared for the inevitable
>Turns out Marcus picked up a Khmer language class and was pretty proficient in it and Garrett was training in Khmer boxing so he picked up on the language a bit too
>First we end up landing Siem Reap and immediately the airport is filled with other college kids
>Can already tell we're in the super tourist area
>Right away the cab driver tells about the bars and clubs but at least wants to pay respect the culture at Angkor wat something like that?
>Cab driver likes us and says he'll be a personal driver as long as we take care of him of course
>"AT LEAST HE SPEAKS SOME ENGLISH!"
>Right away first two nights is non-stop drinking playing beer pong with Brits and Dutch college kids
>We're just having non-stop fun with the fellow college kids
>The Dutch kids and Brits want to tag along with us
>"Oi its better we stick in numbers because robbery is common here"
>"MORE THE MERRIER!!"

Cont'd

>>719008264
Please continue brah!

>>719008264
HURRY UP BEFORE 404

>>719000217
awesome, thumbs up anon

>>719008264

>For me and Carlo it starts to get dull because its mostly tourist shit and seeing the same faces almost every night
>I'm actually up for an adventure
>Dutch agree with me
>Brits semi hesitant
>But Team America ends up siding with me
>Cab driver ends up tagging along as well saying he'll be our guide for 200$ from each crew
>"I could use a vacation"
>We prepare our backpacks for god knows what we're getting ourselves into
>"We go to Sihanouk"
>Look at maps and what not and we have to trek through rivers and rain forest and god knows what else
>"I go there all time we be fine"
>Day one we're on the river with some locals going south
>We stop by some local villages and try the local food
>MFW Couldn't stand eating fried spiders but it wasn't too bad once the alcohol started setting in
>We spend the night at another local village down the river
>Village says we can stay in exchange we help out around
>From small menial bullshit tasks of cleaning to full fledged repairing houses and huts
>Immediately Donnie starts picking up on the local girls
>YOU DUMB FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO GET US KILLED DON'T FUCK WITH OUR HOSTS DAUGHTERS
>"SORRY CAN'T HELP IT BUT THEY'RE SO CURIOUS
>Brits are acting pretty sketchy themselves
>Dutch are the chillest ones other than us
>That afternoon we're back on the river and already feeling sick from eating the food they gave us
>but at least theres no Diarrhea
>Brits want to back down and go back to Siem but we're pushing them to stay with us we're going to be in the middle of nowhere soon and this fucking guide will be all we have
>"AND WHAT IF HE LEADS US TO OUR DEATHS??!?"
>"OH SHUT THE FUCK UP THERES LIKE 15 OF US YOU DAMN LIMEY FUCKS! PLUS WE GOT A COLOMBIAN HERE"
>After days of being on the river and camping out we hit a trail

Three sir.

>>718988560

I may have gotten a friend's gf pregnant in college. It'd be easy to say she was just a slut, but really she was a decent girl who got too drunk at a party and I was drunk enough to not care about my friend but sober enough to get it up.

I know she was later pregnant, but don't know if it was mine. Drifted apart from the friend soon after, so I don't even know if she kept it. I think about it an awful lot, actually, but I'm too afraid to start down the path I'd have to walk to track her down online and see if she's got a kid, see if it looks like me, and bleh... just too uncomfortable to think about.

My wife and I are currently trying. She's going to be a great mom. The sex is fucking amazing, babymaking sex is totally different.

>>718993866
you lucky fucker

>>719009578
Stories?
Ages and nationalities of the girls?

>>718988560
baby literally due in 4 days

>>719009728
*in the immortal words of Jimmy from South Park* "Pu-pu-pu-pu-pussy."

What harm is a simple search gonna do? Go get it boy.

>>719009457

>Old cambo man can't articulate a full sentence correctly so a dutch guy and Marcus translates for us
>"OK SO FROM HERE ON OUT WE WALK 12 HOURS AND REST 5 AND KEEP PUSHING IF WE'RE GOING TO REACH SIHANOUKVILLE ON TIME!!"
>FUCK THAT!!!! 12 HOURS TREKING IN GOD KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK???
>Brits agree and even Garrett and Carlo and Jimmy think twice
>"WE'VE MADE IT THIS FAR MIGHT AS WELL SEE IT THROUGH"
>All agree in Unison
>Old man tells us there villages along the way we can stop at
>We keep going south and the 12 hours immediately take its toll fast
>Too tired and uneven terrain is fucking with us
>After what felt like a couple days we get to this town outside of Phnom Penh
>Brits end up getting creeped out again
>"I thought we were going to Sihanoukville?? WHY ARE WE GOING TO PHNOM PENH??? SEE LOOK HES KIDNAPPING US!!!"
>"WILL YOU CHILL THE FUCK OUT?!!? BECAUSE IF WE KEEP WALKING DIRECTLY SOUTH WE'RE GOING TO GET LOST IN THE NATURE PRESERVE YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!"
>Look at map and I see what hes doing we're going south west and then we wrap around
>We get to this small town right outside Phnom Penh and the oldman leads us to this house where hes greeted by a bunch of kids
>"Grand kids, please come"
>Invites us and we meet his Son and daughter in law
>They say we can dry our clothes and restock our hunger in exchange again we help out around the house
>We all have a team meeting and Brits say we're on our own once we reach Sihanoukville and that us and the dutch are insane
>Dutch mock the brits and say they're going to stick with us once we get there
>Go outside and its raining
>Oldman says once it stops will keep moving
>In unison says fuck that lets get this over with
>"Well we rent truck but will cost mony"
>All fork over 100$ each
>"Ok we move"
>"MUCH BETTER!!!"
>End up buying some cases of beer while we all hop in the back and pretty much have a party in the truck
>After what felt like 2 days on the road we get to another town

>>719011006
Keep it coming brother

>>719011006
plot twist one friend sleeps with ladyboy?

>>719011006

>Minute we land in this town locals already do not like us and our guide says we're going to have an issue
>They're pretty much forcing us to pick the nature preserve to get to Sihanoukville
>"IF WE GO THROUGH THERE WILL DIE OUT THERE"
>Running out of options Garrett offers himself to fight whomever is a khmer boxer
>None of the oldmen want to fight but a young farm hand kid steps forward
>Locals bet if Garrett wins they will let us pass and give gas free of charge and a warm meal
>But if Garrett loses we fork over everything in our possessions and we work their rice fields
>"GARRETT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING WIN!!!!"
>Yeah dude if you lose we're getting enslaved
>Brits are terrified at this point
>Oldman pulls aside and says for us to put our stuff in the truck and be ready to run hop in the truck
>"WHY???"
>"If he lose me big trouble too can't gamble"
>Fuck....
>Wait for nightfall for the big match to begin
>Locals come out and so does this- HOLY SHIT SHES FUCKING GORGEOUS
>Oldman turns the truck on and prepares for the run
>"Truck filled up be ready"
>The beautiful Khmer goddess walks over to us and in an American accent holy fuck
>"My money is on the local kid"
>"YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!!?!!?!?!?"
>"Yeah I'm visiting my cousins"
>Get into conversation and every swinging dick is trying to flirt with her
>Turns out shes from Long Beach California
>NO SHIT?
>Garrett steps into the makeshift arena and hes got height and reach over the kid
>Brits already snuck their way to the truck along with the dutch and Jimmy
>"WAIT SO IF GARRETT GETS KNOCKED OUT WE'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE HIM???"
>Oldman says they'll be too distracted with their victory celebration over the white boy and give us a 7 minute window to get the fuck out of dodge
>Meanwhile The American Khmer girl tells us what we're doing here?
>Well we were in Siem but we're backpacking towards Sihanoukville
>"No shit?? You boys are party animals huh?"
>Round 1 starts

cont'd

>>719000217
>>719000836

Did you suck her milk?

>>719005991


thefuck?

>>719012298
continue

>>719012298

>Kid throws some fast lighting speed kicks but Garrett manages to dodge them
>"So whats with the fight why is your boy fighting?"
>They didn't give us much of a choice
>"What do you mean?"
>They don't like us because as you can see we're white guys
>"Yeah in the rural areas it can be pretty racist"
>Garrett throws a kick and jumps right into a Jab and cross hook
>Hits the kid and the kid throws a mean elbow
>Garrett stumbles back
>"So you guys are going to Sihanouk?"
>Yeah
>"Mind if I come? I'm going home in a week so why not travel? Plus I got family there too!"
>"HELL YEAH COME ON!!!!"
>"Wait lets watch this fight
>Garrett throws kick and the kid hits his thigh knocking him down
>GOD DAMN IT GARRETT
>Garretts already huffing and puffing
>Round 1 ends
>"DUDE FAKE THE KNOCKOUT AND LETS RUN WE HAVE AN ESCAPE ROUTE ALREADY!"
>"NO I CAN FUCKING WIN!!"
>Bro hes too fast theres no fucking way hes been training his whole like and you've only been doing it for a year?
>"Shit you do have a point..."
>"See told ya he'd lose"
>"WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?"
>"I'm Ashley thank you very much"
>Round 2
>kid rushes into a leg kick but get this,
>He trips and lands right on Garretts knee and knocks himself out
>Crowd goes dead silent and just stare at us
>Some random guy screams something
>Ash translate "He said you guys cheated"
>Can hear the trucks gears shift into drive
>"RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>All sprint towards the truck with a mob of old men chasing us
>"GET IN QUICKLY!!!!!! HURRY THE FUCK UP!!! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!"
>Ashley ends up screaming something towards the mob and gives them a finger
>As the truck speeds off we all just fall asleep
>Wake up and the truck is stopped
>Everyone is outside laughing and Garrett and the dutch are sleeping
>Holy shit we're alive?
>"RISE AND SHINE BOYS!!! THAT WAS TOO FUCKING INTENSE LAST NIGHT, GLAD I DECIDED TO GO WITH YOU GUYS"

cont'd

>>718993221
Fake

>>719013587
And gay

>>719013450
This entire story would make for a killer movie

>>719013450
>Carlo is arguing with Marcus and Donnie is trying to pick up on the local farm girls
>"BRO I GOT THE YELLOW FEVER WITH THESE LOCAL GIRLS"
>Looks like Donnie fell in love in Cambodia
>"I SURE AS FUCK DID"
>Brits are pretty mad at us for risking their life because Garrett pretty much lost and only lucked saved us but even then they still lost regardless because they think we cheated
>Marcus is talking shit because he wanted to stay in Siem but Carlo argues back it was getting boring
>"YEAH FOR YOU!!! WE ALMOST GOT ENSLAVED LAST NIGHT"
>"EXACTLY LOOK DUDE THIS IS WAY MORE INTENSE THAN SPAIN OR BRAZIL PLUS THIS IS FOR THE GOLDEN YEARS REMEMBER??"
>"ITS FUCKING UNNECESSARY YOU DICK!!! WHATS NEXT?? LETS GO PARTY IN IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN?"
>Ok ok ok ok stop thats enough we're alive and we're almost to Sihanoukville right?
>Our amazing guide who has been with us since Siem as our cab driver tells us we're about 14 hours away and if we leave now we'll be there by sunset
>alright lets get some food first and we'll get going
>Local farm girls offer us some chicken like soup to eat
>So you got any cute family in Sihanouk?
>"Aren't you curious? Maybe I do maybe I don't? What if I'm the only cute one?"
>You're Americanized that doesn't count haha
>"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure!"
>Quick meal and we hop back in the truck
>"ALRIGHT BOYS AND GIRL THIS IS THE LAST HOME STRETCH ITS BEEN A HONOR TRAVELING WITH ALL OF YOU!!"
>I end up going to bed but before I do I see Marcus yellow fevered ass hitting on Ashley
>I'm pretty sure hes in love
>Slept about 10 hours and I wake up to more people crammed in the truck
>THE FUCK?
>Ashley says we picked up some people on the way who are also going to Sihanouk
>WHAT WHY???
>"They're locals who live and work there too."
>Well theres only a couple hours left of the drive might as well stay awake
>Notice this light skinned Cambodian girl in the truck listening to her Ipod

Cont'd ending

>>718989071
Abortion is murder

>>718990434
Agreed. Except I have one. Beautiful little shit. Probably cost me that much in 3 years sheesh

>>718988560
Is maybe an acceptable answer?

>>719015523
Depends what the story is.

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>>719008752
>>719012704
I drink her milk all the time

>>719015654
so do i!

wife, girlfriend, sister

>>719003526
id suck so long there wouldnt be any milk left for the little bastard.

>>719015816
they are all the same woman though...

>>719014782

>Other than Ashley she looks pretty modern
>Crawl over to her and introduce myself
>She just looks at me and smiles
>No English?
>"Little bit"
>Hi my name is Anon
>"Samnang"
>Oh kinda sounds like Samantha
>"HAHA OHHH?"
>With Ashley translating mostly, I get to know her a little bit
>Says shes part white because her grandfather was French
>The whole drive we're just laughing and talking
>I'm really liking her
>Says shes travel to the U.S once because she has family out there and like Ashley they're from Long Beach
>Why Long Beach?

I found out later Long Beach California has the highest Cambodian population other than Cambodia itself.

>She works at a tourist bar by the beach and she often gets major tips because of her hazel eyes
>After talking for what felt like hours we finally make it to Sihanoukville
>"WE MADE IT BOYS WE FUCKING MADE IT!!!!!"
>Brits abandon us as soon as we stop and tell us to go fuck ourselves
>Sam invites us to her bar for celebration drinks
>We come across other college kids too and for me and Carlo is was nice to finally see different faces and not angry Asian faces or endless jungles and rivers
>Marcus and Ashley end up hooking up
>Meanwhile the other boys pick up on other college kids
>The dutch became are best friends from Europe they'd end up traveling with us to Thailand and Kuala Lumpur in later years
>We also scored some major money at the Casinos but ended up getting ran out because again we were accused of cheating
>Go figure the casino manager heard about us from the local wire

As for me I hooked up with Sam and this like Spain, was passionate we didn't leave Sihanouk for quite a while even missed a week of school

Marcus ended up getting serious with Ashley and she became part of our pack for a while. I heard later that year Sam gave birth to a blond haired blue eyed baby girl from Ashley. Marcus and Ashley broke up some couple years later due to work related reasons.

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>be 22
>meet hot brownish girl
>fantastic in bed, kinda fun
>daddy issues (of fucking course)
>date for about 3 months, casual
>cunt finds out about my inheritance from my great uncle previous year
>enough money to start a family and buy a good size home with plenty to spare
>fuck that shit, I like my job and life
>week later she comes and tells me she's knocked up
>demands I pony up some dosh or put a ring on it
>maintain control, tell her to get fucked
>tries to haggle me down to paying for abortion
>forgets that abortions are free in this country
>bitch please
>call her bluff, she caves
>no cuntwrecker in her
>I laugh her out the door
>kept her CDs

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>>719012298
>>719013450
>>719014782

This is some intense shit anon

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>>719015838
>>719015700

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>>718988560
Several bitch my big black sword
>no spoilers to meme properly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaM9Ct3g1Fw&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPaM9Ct3g1Fw&has_verified=1

>>718988560
Did you forget that you're on /b/? You have to have sex to knock someone up.

>>718988560
why ask if we have ever knocked someone out while posting a girl whos pregnant? You need help

>>719016178
>Thailand and Kuala Lumpur
story time

>>718989071
She deserves better

>>719018095

they weren't as intense and that was more strictly partying and having overall a good time and no impregnation.

>>719018162
i really love your stories. Thats the kind of shit id be doing if i didnt get addicted to heroin senior year. Oh well only in sophomore college year....how the hell did you afford all that fucking forking over??? Was Sihgookville worth it??

>>719018347
>>how the hell did you afford all that fucking forking over???

For Spain that was a graduation present and congratulations from our parents for making it to University. For Brazil and Cambodia Donnies dad is a pilot for Delta and gets sweet deals on plane tickets and travel deals. As for money I worked with my oldman so I made some good chunk and plus my mother liked spoiling me. Plus Donnie worked with his dad as well.

Carlo and Marcus had part time gigs on Oil rigs.

Jimmy practically used his financial aide money and some loose change he made from working small jobs from freshman year in high school. He already had a bunch of scholarships and grants.

Garrett did the same thing except he sold alot of his things for extra travel expenses.

>>Was Sihgookville worth it??

Yeah I loved it, it gave me that Leonardo Dicaprio Beach movie vibe.

>>719019201
any regrets from your "golden years"? anything else before this beautiful thread parts into the ocean? thx again

>>718988560
Yep. My half sister is also my daughter. Long story short, before I knocked Mom up, she was a fall-down drink-into-coma drunk. She quit drinking when "someone she took home during a blackout" got her pregnant. I still live with her and help her raise my half-sister. Neither knows I'm the daddy.

>>719020278

I have several actually,

First one, that I didn't return to Spain and settle down with Alyssa after Cambodia. I love my wife but that girl was/is a damn goddess, cumming in her womb was heaven in every sense of paradise and pleasure. Every fiber in my body says return to Spain. But I haven't worked up the courage nor the passion to do it again.

2nd regret, that we didn't go to Amsterdam and party with our new dutch friends.


3rd regret, was eating those spiders in Cambodia. Fucking revolting.

4th, that I didn't fuck the chick in the school girl uniform in Kuala Lumpur

5th, I should've bet black at the Caligula casino

and finally

6th that I still haven't planned a trip back to Cambodia and Brazil to finally meet my children.

>>719020459
Green text plz

>>719021039
>Mom drinks at home, living off of huge child support payment, when getting drunk only wears nightshirt and panties
>11 years old, one of her drunken things ends up with her in coma on a couch
>I drag her to her bedroom, lift her up onto her bed, realize she has no panties on.
>I panic and retrace my steps, find her panties, go back and put them on. Activity in my crotch, I curiously explore her body. Ashamed, I put her under blanket and go to bed.
>Over summer, I keep exploring her body when she's unconscious, escalating to fapping and cleaning up when done.
>I figure out the lube and use it in her crotch, escalating to having sex with her, cleaning up, and redressing her. She only wears panties and night shirt when drinking, so redress is easy.

>>719015065
Not a human

>>719021769
>12 to 14 years old, I get more and more bold. Guys she brings home either don't have sex with her (I help that by chasing them off when I can) or use a condom. For some reason, I believe I cannot knock her up, so I never use a condom.
>Age 14 is the last age I have sex with her. I hear her crying, I console her. She says "Some loser who was with me during a blackout got me pregnant!" Oh crap.
>Shortly after I turn 15, I have blueballs from now-sober mom not having sex with me and my new sister arrives.
>Mom is now a real mom, not fall-down-drunken-coma mom with sister. I guess this is the same as marriage. I'm living with a woman, helping to raise a child, having responsibilities, but not having sex.

>>718988560
yeah two gf's.

>>719020801
do you think Alyssa really wanted YOU or just the Americana? be honest

>>719022437
>>719022437

She didn't want to come to the U.S she wanted me to stay in Spain.