>be you >walk into daughter's room >see this what do

>>718986621
Snap a couple pics duh

>>718986621
Remember to put plastic over the couch next time she's out.

Turn around and shut the door

happened to me... dad never said anything about it, just closed the door :|

turn 360 round to go out

>>718986783
must have been awkward at dinner the next night.

>>718986783
he's still probably fapping to the memory to this day

we're men we're degenerates all of us

Paint the wall again because is growing some fungus

>>718986971
true

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>>718986971
>everyone is as disgusting as I am

>>718986621
Tell her to find a man.

>>718986948
skipped a few family times..
>>718986971
ugh. i really hope not lol

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Grab nearest object
Force into asshole

>>718987216
you not fancy some dad dick?

>>718987396
not my own

stick it in and say you thought it was your wife

>>718986971
I would be, totes agree

>>718987803
srsly? i was like 15 at the time. it was a complete embarassment

>>718986783
what were you doing?

>>718987939
camming with bf and forgot to lock my door. :/

>>718987923
> i was like 15 at the time
you should know that 15, biologically, is the most attractive age to men?

>>718987633
is there any circumstance where you'd let him fuck you?

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say "i only fap to the most pure 2d so i can obtain fearsome wizard powers"

>>718986621
tell her to stop taking the fucking couch

>>718988003
oops. what were you doing at that exact moment? posing? fingering?

>>718988050
lol sure
>>718988071
um no

>>718988220
i had literally just bent over and was starting to look behind me anddddd the door opens when im trying to give my "mount me" look

That butthole is getting fucked

>>718986621

1) unzip dick

2) ruthlessly and violently plunder the anus of the strange girl that has snuck naked into my daughter's room

>>718988228
so if he offered you $1k to take his dick and keep your mouth shut you wouldn't?

Put it in her ass the fuck you mean?

>>718986971
While true, ah...

this is, umm...

true.

fuk

>>718988303
lol so he could clearly see you were showing off your ass and pussy to your computer...not exactly a father-daughter moment to remember

>>718986621
Even a girl would look at that sight and agree that butthole needs some dicks pounded into it.

>>718988228
>lol sure
i can't remember the name of the study, took place in the UK if i remember correctly

a large amount of men were shown sfw pictures of females of all ages and 14-15 were voted most attractive

sexual attraction starts at 12, peaks at 14-15, and is downhill from there. that doesn't mean that older women are unnatractive

>>718986621
rape daughter. obvious.

>>718988417
lol.. i dont even wanna think about considering that.

>>718988511
doesn't help he think sim a total slut(i kinda have the stereotypical look but sitll)

>>718988606
then thank god im not far from that age?

>>718986912
if you turn 360 degrees your facing the same fucking way, did you fail maths or something kid?

Tell her not to tell mom.

>>718987923
I'd love to see my 15yo daughters cunt, if I had a daughter

>>718988701
Eruofag detected

>>718988701
>every fucking thread

>>718988671
>lol.. i dont even wanna think about considering that.
so you would then ha, bet you'd love it too

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>>718986755

>>718988671
What you are is really bad at acting like a girl on the internet.

>>718986971
yeah. It happens. Though I would never have any interest in fucking my daughter, the memory of an accidental exposure of her little pink butthole when she was 13 is my go to memory for fap material.

A cute little pink butthole is the sexiest thing on earth. It's a disembodiment thing, not thinking of my daughter, while literally thinking of her butthole.

It's complicated I guess.

>>718986621
kill her, kill self

>>718989219
ok now im going to get worried that this is rly happening :|
>>718988970
..!..

She is so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

>>718986621
Why, stick a flower in it of course, and freshen up the smell of it with petunias.

>>718988981
What the fuck anon? This isn't breakfast!

>>718989388
>..!..
it's ok anon, you're a filthy degenerate like the rest of us, step 1 is accepting it

>>718989388
Well it most likely is, but it has nothing to do with you, and you can rest assured knowing your dad doesn't actually want to fuck you.

Same way the first time you saw a cock it was probably his, and thought about cocks afterward, but it's not like you wanted to fuck your dad, you know...

Make her eat a bowl of eggs

>>718988671
He didn't get the same view as the computer though, right? I mean, not of your ass and pussy. In most rooms people have the computer either to the wall opposite, or to the side of, the door...not facing it. Or was it a different setup in your room?

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>>718986783
Tits or gtfo

>>718989467
(yawn)
ok any other 12yos need creative writing practice?

>>718989620
one of us

>>718989219
Cute pink buttholes are fucking amazing, no matter who's it is (only if female)

>>718989714
I'll bet she has a better idea of what her dad saw than you do.

>>718989690
>Make her eat a bowl of eggs
classic

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>>718989714
mostly side iirc, like pic. thank the rules enforcer
>>718989809
kk

>open door and see daughter naked
> take picture of it and post it on 4chan
> ask my fellow /b/tards what they would do in this situation

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>>718988376
>unzip dick

>>718989870
Any other newfags need some schooling in obvious pasta?

>>718989971
just was asking for clarification

>>718990026
Omg that body. Let us see it

>>718990036
you got me

-OP

>>718990026
yeah if i was your dad i'd be in jail right now

>>718989870
newfags dont know oldposts

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>>718990026
Timestamp or didn't happen

>>718986621

Tell her that it isn't Tuesday yet, and that her mother is right downstairs. We both know she gets too loud during our bonding days.

>>718986621
Ask my daughter if she is into couches

>>718990041
Kek

>>718990026
Anon said "Tits or gtfo" not "Post an I'm an attention whore and I'm going to post a generic gurl picture teeheee or gtfo"

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>>718990380

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>>718986621

>>718986621
>close door as quietly and quickly as possible.
>pretend I didn't see what I saw.
>then kill myself because I'm a father.

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>Seeing all these oldboys
Oh Desu?

>>718990026
If I was your father I would've still drained my balls jacking off, even if you weren't bending pussy/ass right in front of his face.

But bitch, we're still waiting the tits or you can really get the fuck off, too much attention for maybe nothing.

>>718991332
>this

>>718990026
Not gonna lie, your dad probably had dreams a few times of those tits feeding him and the kids he fucked into you

>>718986621
Go for the double stuff filling and pray that my wife started her on birth control

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>>718986621
Make a mess to see what her mother gave her

>>718991332
he looks all the time but mostly to tell me to put more on
>>718990380
um ofc im an attention whore who isnt

>>718990026
i don't care if it's really you but damn that's a nice body

>>718986621
>not my daughter dont have kids.
>dive right in.

>>718988701
Kek, you the dumb one here, not him

>>718993617

>>718993617
Post nudes with time stamp or at the very least a bikini pic

Lick her tight pussy, of course.

>>718986621
>Walk into daughters room
>See this

>"H..heh... it's ok, You don't need to explain anything to me, but you do need to eat this"
>Hand her a bowl of eggs I made her

>>718986621
Ea her out to see if she tastes like her mother.

>>718986621
Obviously bang my wife in my daughters room. Do not involve my daughter in any way, but still bang her.

Duh.

>>718986621
"That for me, hon?"

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>>718994168
>>718994066
But mainly this.
I just want you to be healthy...

>>718994307
"Yes, daddy"

>>718994659
"That's my girl."

>commence creation of daughter who is also granddaughter

>>718986621
Fuck her mother.

>>718990026
there's no way your tits are that big with that petite body

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>>718994947
heck yes

damn her asshole used

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>>718995477
ok :(

>>718996582
Time stamp or gtfo

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>>718996582

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go on /b/ to masturbate to traps

>>718988701
b8

>>718996582
Great ass though ;)

>>718996582
keep em cumming

>>718986971
i have 2 beautiful girls. i have zero sexual interest in them. but that's just me.

>>718988701
>if you turn 360 degrees your facing the same fucking way, did you fail maths or something kid?

Hey! Welcome to 4Chan! First time here? Let me show you around...c'mon, take my hand.

>>718990026
I like this, this is nice

>>718997437
>kek

>>718986971
Yeah i walked in on my daughter she was changing saw everything when ifap to that image i cum much bettet

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>>718988701

>>718996582
lingerie is degenerate. hang yourself bitch. cute graphic panties hiked up your ass are the best.

>>718996582
Time stamp now

>>718998082
don't listen to this weeb

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>>718998192
whatever nigger

>>718996582
By all means, continue

Holy hell I need more
>>718996582
>>718990026

>>718986621
Who the fuck are you and where is my daughter

>>718998674
with this anon

>>718996582
please post more?

>>718997437

>Hey! Welcome to 4Chan! First time here? Let me show you around...c'mon, take my hand.


Hey! Welcome to 4Chan! First time here? Let me show you around...c'mon, take my hand.

>>718999943
Forget a picture?

>>718986621
Tell the fat bitch to go on a diet

>>718986621
climb in

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>>718986621
I'll use my size and strength to my advantage

>a long kiss while reaching into her panties
>finger her while nibbling at the neck
>I strip her naked and expose my pulsating D
>pick her up
>put her legs over my shoulders
>while supporting her weight with my hands on her ass... I have dinner betwixt her legs
>after she's had her fill
>I lower her kissing her from her snatch to her mouth
>I turn her around support her with my hands on her legs
>insert the D take her to pound town.

>>718996582
Kate?
Is that you?
It's JW.

>>719000458
What a manly man, I swoon at the mention of your mighty D

>>718996582
please??

>>719001010
> don't ignore me you rancid swine

>>719001199
wh-what

>>719001326
Th-thanks, you too

>>719001435
I am so confused