Everyone has secrets /b/ you know the rest

>>718967533
why not bump with your own secret?

>>718966592
Last semester I was stuck with 4 girl roommates. I jerked into the ranch and mayo all semester. They never suspected a thing

Not a secret but just want to know what guys think of girls with tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair.

I'm a normal guy, kinda bicurious. Can share some of my experiences as greentext

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

>be me
>Go over to gfs country
>shes from India (still white tough)
>her parents are very wealthy and treat me nicely
>on the last day gf wants to go see her grandmothers grave
>its in butt fuck nowhere with shit everywhere
>gf says she wants a coke when we get there
>tells me to run to a nearby shop
>on the way back from shop a lil 12 year old pull a knife on me
>he tells me to give him the coke and all my rupees
>kick the fucker square in the nose
>he lands hard on his head and starts bleeding
>i walk away and dont look back
>probably killed the fucker

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My gf is 18 but she looks 12... get negative comments when I'm with her

Pic related is not her but very similar

>>718968460
I had the same problem around that age. I was 18, but looked 15. Just ignore everyone.

My fiance' used to get called a pedophile and all that when we walked anywhere together. We just laughed about it.

>>718967612
Because I like to read others secrets and talk to them about it.

I like to rub my dick on woman at concerts and large groups

>>718968942
i do similar but squeezing women on trains

>>718968942
do you pull it out or just rub your crotch against it?

>>718969006
actual groping?
what do you feel usually?
did any of them ever noticed you were doing it?

>>718968022
Hot

>>718969014
I used to just rub but as my addiction has grown I pull out and where a long shirt or sweater depending on weather

>>718969096
Any favorite piercings or hair colors?

>>718969148
ever had a girl notice it?

I have crippling depression.

>>718969080
its normally so packed there already get touched all over its normally a quick squeeze of the ass but ive gotten away with a pussy touch

I often have crazy dreams

>>718968022
For the most part those all increase the attractiveness

>>718969321
over clothes i assume, ever tried sliding your hands under a skirt or a shirt?

>>718969286
Tbh I'm sure many of them notice but they seem to like it or not care. As of now I haven't had any bad reactions but I am probably just very lucky

i am in love with a guy

I voyeur my wife naked and then share her pics on kik with other guys. Love hearing them talk about how they would fuck her and use her knowing they are jerking off to her and she has no idea.

>>718969435
tbh its under the skirt %95 of the time

>>718969417
Nice, thanks anon

>>718969183
I'm not that guy but navel piercings and bright red/pink are the hottest imo

>>718969549
ohh right on their panties? do you ever lift their skirt or just reach completely from under?

>>718969183
Snakebite & belly button piercings are hot. I like green and red best, but other colors look good too, depending on the girl obviously. The one I'm thinking of is hot asf

>>718968942
My secret: I'm a woman and this turns me on so bad.

It happened at the last concert I went to and I loved it, until I realised it was the boyfriend of the girl I had been chatting to in the crowd. I despise cheating/infidelity so that completely ruined it for me.

Plz live in London anon

>>718968460
So shes 12?

>>718969638
Bright red or blue are my favorite colors

>>718969819
My gf has done both those and basically any color can look good really.

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>>718969148
This sort of shit, on porn sites it's called encoxada

My 3 year old stepdaughter keeps trying to suck my dick after she caught me watching porn

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which red looks the best? something more bright like that?

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>>718970017
or more faded like that?

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>>718969675
I have snake bites and a nose ring. Want to get my nippers pierced but haven't decided yet. I haven't done green yet I've done a dark and light blue that turned teal. Ill have to try green sometime. Doing pic related in a month

im straight but fucking /b/ made me beat off to traps and try prostate stiumulation

>>718968460
I feel you ,man. Me and my girlfriend are both 22, but she looks 16. You stop carring when you are having fun

>>718970017
>>718970051
Im>>718970060 and personally I like the brighter red it will fade into a dark red anyway

>>718970017
This one is best

>>718970051
>>718970017
Bright

>>718970060
Is that you anon?

>>718970017
This 100%. My gf did this kinda bright and then it faded to pink, was pretty win/win for me

saw my girlfriends sister (13 - well matured) naked once. think about her most times I fuck my gf.

>>718970306
I wish, but no. Using that idea for my hair dye but I have snake bites like her and a nose ring not a septum. I'm like a thicc version of her lol

>>718968022
Depends on how tasteful it is and how fit the girl is to begin with, in my opinion

There's this video on Fooktube (and it's private) of a guy fucking his mom while the dad encourages it. Her pussy grips his cock so nice. It's honestly all I've been fapping to for the past 30 days.

>>718970501
I'd say if your going for the more 'fuck me' look go dark or if you want to look cuter go for the bright hair

>>718968022
Really depends. Some girls look hotter when they have some body mods and hair dye, while it can make a trashy-looking girl look even trashier. Sometimes it doesn't matter either way.

Generally, I'd say that things hot girls do are usually going to look hot.

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I made out with this girl every time we hung out when we were in kindergarten. also I made out with one of my dad's friends because I needed to get off when I was 6 years old. This is what I look like now.

>>718970621
Snake bites, nose ring, half red half black hair, and thigh tattoo. As for body shape I'm a combo of athletic, curvy, and thicc. I have bigger thighs from catching for 3 years and batting from softball

>>718966592

When my nephew sleeps over my place I make him sleep in pajamas so I can smell and touch myself with his underwear. I then sleep with them stuffed inside my pussy. While driving I made him pee in an empty water bottle while making an excuse to not stop so I could drink it down later. I've fed him my pussy juices mixed in stuff I've made for him like hot chocolate.

>>718968022
Bellybutton piercings are not hot. They make chicks look like sluts.

>>718970788
can you post a link or something!

>>718968324
Top keks

i framed someone of a crime to save my own skin no more info

i killed a dog with a monkey wrench

>>718970793
Thanks for the advice anon, going for the cuter look, I'm engaged haha

>>718970978
why dont you like sluts, anon? something wrong with you?

The idea of sex and everything associated with it disgust me due to abuse when I was younger. my curiosity alone keeps me coming back to this site

>>718971046
http://www.fooktube.com/mobile_src.php?id=3953

>>718970978
How about snake bites and nose ring?

>>718966592
>be me
>be 14
>owned clapped out eg hatch i bought for $200 with my summer job money in preparation for having permit
>parents away for weekend
>buddy comes over
>play some racing games
>'dude why dont we go rip the civ'
>despite having no license and being unreg'd, uninsured and having driven for a grand total of about 5 miles prior i agree
>steal plate from my dads work truck
>drivin about bumpin tunes, feelin like a total fuckin boss
>cruisin for about an hour
>some older (like 20 or something) dude in a DC3 teggy wants to race
>'yeah man there's this awesome touge near my house'
>go to what is quite a fuckin difficult winding road
>start racing, tbf the teggy is boosted or some shit and is wipin the floor with me
>teggy takes a blind corner and mows down a biker
>didn't see the impact, only the carnage
>slam on the brakes, get out
>biker is in a fuckin bad way, not moving and his legs were all mangled
>buddy yells 'get back in the fuckin car and get the fuck outta here'
>teggy guy is literally just sat in his car lookin like a rabbit in the headlights and whiteknucklin the wheel
>get in my civ, fuckin drive home fast as shit and make an anon call from my buddy's phone to report the accident
>get home, get the plates back on the truck and pour water on the engine to cool it (we were paranoid that if a cop pulled in and checked, it'd be warm)
>go inside
>friend calls dealer
>we smoke and shit ourselves that the biker is dead
>find out a while later that he isn't dead, but paralyzed from the waist down and unable to ride ever again
>teggy guy got sent down
>appeal for witnesses because teggy guy told the cops about us
>about a month later some random guy with a blue eg hatch gets arrested and then released due to lack of evidence
>never hear of it again
>mfw i feel like human garbage for agreeing to drive, agreeing to race, and leaving the scene
>poor fuckin biker an, can never do his passion again

TLDR I semi caused a paralysis and got away with it

>>718970959
Tell us more. Also what is stopping you from fucking him

pretty much everything my friends know about me is a lie.

I can't form emotional attachments I use absolutely everybody and fuck with their emotions for my own amusement the worse they get emotionally hurt the funnier it is to me

One time i was in school and this retarded kid shit his self and slamed his shit all across the wall and the teacher told us to be quite about it

>>718971046
Love em.

>>718969991
fucking kek

>>718971247
youre a woman, right?

>>718971503
no I am a man

>>718970949
Sounds pretty nice, although I would personally prefer solid hair instead of half one color and half another

>>718971549
Did you have siblings?

>>718971287
11 year old detected

>>718971601
Yes

>>718971661
Are you first-born?

>>718966592
>>718966592
Sometimes I just wanna say fuck it to society and fall off the straight and narrow hard. Like, I play with the idea of getting back into drugs all the time and I keep getting close to putting myself in dangerous sexual situations for the thrill of it

I'm gonna end up on opiates and getting craigslist raped if I don't slow the roll but I'm just fed up with everything and everyone and it feels good to know I could just jump ship at any time

>>718971717
Nope

>>718971586
Yeah, I am just bored of 1 color and wanted to switch it up a little so I figured I'd try half and half. I'll probably end up doing all red after the black starts to fade

Posted this in a thread a few days ago.

My biggest secret is that me and my younger sister lost our virginity(s) to eachother.
We still have sex regularly now.

I do have the greentext prewritten if there is interest.

>>718971215
This is an advertisement for banning anyone under the age of 30 from buying a FUCKING HONDA

To be honest mate you deserve to feel like shit, you are partially responsible for ruining some innocent bloke's life, and you're just an utter fucking scumbag for running instead of taking the rap for your actions.

The guy in the Integra at least had the balls to man up and stay until emergency services arrived. You're just a pussy, and a coward.

>>718971215
Where did this happen at?

>>718970921
You look like a faggot mop

>>718971958
Yes very interested

I had a stalker when i was 19 and it completely fucked my head up and i think it completely ruined my ability to deal with romantic feelings and relationships.

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There are 3.5 BILLION women out there. Pussy literally everywhere. Why can't I get it?

>>718972394
Because you are probably very ugly or have no personality

>>718971985
i get that man but then again i was 14, unlicensed, in an unreg'd uninsured car with another minor,and wasn't actually involved in the incident so you can kinda see why i blitzed right?

me staying wouldn't have helped anything. do feel like shit for everything that happened that night. a lot of blame lies at my feet but ultimately the other guy asked for the race and mowed the guy down so it's like 70% his bad 30% mine.

>>718972044
not getting into that, last thing i want is this being linked to a specific incident... description is deliberately vague.

>be me 16
>hungover and craving ciggies so i was pissed off already
>was waiting for my friend to get out of school
> i called him after his school ended and he was being annoying coz he thought it was funny
>i was pissed off coz i had gone into town to smoke a jint with him after school but he had decided to stay in the school with his gf
>so im standing outside the school and i picked up a rock
>it was a bit bigger than my fist, fairly heavy
>i throw it as hard as i could up and into the direction of the school so it would arc over the tall stone wall
>i hoped it would break a window
>hear a scream
>shit it and run
>i heard later that day that one of the borders families came to visit them in the school when the grandmother got hit by a rock and died
>i have never told anyone this and i still feel sick when i think about it
>be me now have a drinking problem
Im drunk right now

TLDR: I killed someone by accident

>>718971958
Uhh duh

I started to cut myself some time ago
Luckily nobody has noticed

>>718972938
wait did this happen in the UK?? I remember this from somewhere

>>718972938
I don't believe it, link us to a news article faggot.

>>718973067
if youre female, it raises your market value, trust me.

>>718973298
yay

>>718972277
Ok I must obey the double dubs.

>>718973049
Then listen up!

(First part of the story is vital)
So here's the story of how me and my sister took each others virginity.

>Be me, around 10-11 y/o
>Have only 1 other sibling, my younger sister, she was younger by just over a year, she was either 9 or 10
>My mum went through quite a few relationships when I was younger. (I never knew my real dad, he gtfo'd when my sister was born)
Anyways back to the story faggots.
>One guy she was with, called Brian
>Brian was a nob.
>Like steal the remote and turn your cartoons/anime over to shitty sports
>Yeah, a that type of dickhead
>So one night he was stopping at our place, brought a duffel with clothes and shit in, left it at ours when he had to go to work in the morning
>It must have been a saturday or something because I wasn't at school, noticed the duffel in the kitchen
>Mum was in the shower, so I went through the bag, seeing if I could sabotage anything in there to stop him from turning off my Yu-Gi-Oh or DBZ...
>See book
>Pick up book
>Turn book around
>Woman on front of book with tits out
>My 10 year old dick went from cotton soft to diamond hard within a single heartbeat
>Put book up my shirt to hide it, arrange the duffel in a way that look similar to when I opened it
>zip it up, but it's too heavy to lift back onto the counter

>>718973124
Ireland mate so id say u mightve heard it on the news

>>718973357

>Start panicking, "shit shit shit how am I going to explain this??"
>Think of idea...
>Pick bag to the best I can, then drop it from ontop of my sisters stool (she used it because she couldn't see over the counter
Mum hears noise
>"Anon? Is that you anon? What was that?"
I hear from bathroom.
>"Dunno, sounded like it came from the kitchen"
She comes downstairs, sees the bag on the floor and thinks nothing of it
>"How did that happen?"
>"I dunno I was in the living room watching Totally Spies"

She goes in the kitchen and then I run quicker then Usain Bolt up to my room, and hide this book.

I just needed to get this part of the story out of the way, as this book is VITAL to how I fucked my sister

>>718973419

Anyway

>Hide book in my room, forget about it
ff about 1 month, school finishes, it's the start of the holidays

My mums best friend (lets call her D)
D's daughter (we'll call her L)
Mum is besties with D
L is besties with my sister
>Mum invites D and L around
Me, my sister and L are all playing in my room.
If I remember correctly we was playing like some pirate shit, above the blanket on the bed was the upper deck, under the blanket was lower decks
>something happened the made us go under the blankets, me in the middle, girls either side of me
>L says something about wanting to try what her mum does with her dad (kissing/french kissing)
>Ok, im down
>Me and L are making out for a solid 10 minutes
>Shits cash, man
>My sister says she want's to try it too, so I do it with her also, then L does it with her
>Me and L start making out again, but then D shouts upstairs that they are leaving, so we say bye and whatever, they leave
>Me and my sister go back upstairs and continue making out
>Admittedly it felt good at the time
>In reality it was probably just a sloppy mess, we we were both still having our adult teeth grow through, so when I used tongues, I could feel her front tooth missing
>Oh well, shit was good

>>718973447

>Throughout the making out session with L and my sister, my dick had become so hard, it could cut a hole in the space/time continuum
But at the time, I didn't know what it meant, I didn't start masturbating until I was like 13
>So me and my sister are under the covers of my bed, making out
>She feels my dick poke her through my shorts
>Asks why it's bigger and harder then when she has seen it in the past
>I don't know, when it's like this it hurts, and it's also real hard to pee
She doesn't say anything, but runs her tiny cold hand down my chest, and into my shorts to feel it
>She starts squeezing it, I tell her to stop because it hurts
>she stops squeezing and then starts stroking, I tell her this feels really nice
>Anyway 5 minutes pass and she's still stroking

>>718973476

>Tell her I really have to pee
>She stops and I go to the toilet
>I head back to my room for more dick tickles but just as I get to my door...
>Mum shouts us, time for food

That was all that happened for a while, we would sometimes make out for fun if we was playing in each others rooms, but nothing sexual happened.

So about 1 month after the first initial make out session, mum starts back at work, and because we was not in school, and too young to be at home alone, we had to spend the day at grandma's house
>but my nana was a fucking legend, she would spoil the fuck out of us (we were her only grandkids) brought us our own tv in the guest bedroom, so that when we was there, we could watch our cartoons and she could be downstairs watching whatever she wanted.
>watching the og series of Yu-Gi-Oh
>Mai Valentine is introduced on the ship taking the main guys to duelist kingdom
>Holy shit the tits on that bitch
>Remember about book that I stole

>>718973513


Mum finishes, picks us up, we get home.
>go into my room
>retrieve book
>put it in backpack so i can read it at grandma's tomorrow

Probably a good time to mention, I don't know why, but when I was younger, I had a full on fascination for keys, I literally brought a little lockbox with my pocket money just because it had cool looking keys.
My family thought it was cute that I had a massive collection of keys, whatever you get the point faggot.

Next day
>Go to grans
>sister is sat infront of me on the bed facing the tv
>I take this opportunity to just open bag, and start reading this book.

>>718973558

>Now to this day, I still don't know what the point of the book was, it had as many pages in it as a hardback novel, however it had shit loads of pictures in it, mainly solo female shit, pouring water/oil over their chests, with a slutty story next to the picture. The rest of the pictures was some vanilla sex, I guess that book was the thing that taught me about sex.

>So I keep reading the book, learning more and more
>But somehow I new that everything I was learning had to be kept secret
>As though I, a mere child, had uncovered a vital secret to the mysterious adult life
>I make sure my sister doesn't see me reading it by hiding a simpsons comic in front of the porno book
>Look at time, it's 4:45pm, mum finishes soon
>put porno book in lockbox, lock it, then hid the box under the pillows on the bed, so I could start where I left off the next day

>Go home
>Sleep, wake up, back to nans
This would go on for about 1-2 weeks, I would just keep re-reading the book when I had finished it

So like I said, about 2 weeks later
>Starts to get really hot weather-wise here.
If you couldn't already tell, I'm from England
So hot weather over here was a rarity, and not to be missed.
It must have been a saturday, because mum wasn't at work. Mum/me/sis went to nans.
>brought inflatable pool with us
>Set it all up on back garden
>mum teaches me how to use the inflator (was an electric one) so I would know how to set this up on the weekdays when she was at work
>Pool inflates
>get hosepipe
>fill pool
>Mum and gran was adamant that we was not to go into the cold water for about 45 minutes, so the hot sun would warm up the water
>I didn't complain, Pokemon was starting

>>718973606

For all you impatient fags:
This is where it picks up the pace and starts to get hot and heavy...

So on one of the days my mum was at work, I set up the pool early in the morning at my nans, so we could go in later, and it would be warm

>Pokemon had finished, and about to start robot wars
>I'm still at the head of the bed, reading the book, sister in front of me watching tv
Nan walks in, tells us the pool is nice and warm, we can go in whenever current program had finished
(she knew this because she was sat out back with her neighbor in the sun)
>book still hidden behind comic
>Me and sis decide to get changed into swimming gear and go in the pool
>While getting changed, i see my sis take her panties off
>So as expected I start to get hard
>She sees that my dick is raging, as I haven't got my swimming shorts on yet
>She comes over, and takes hold of it
>"is it hurting like that other time?"
>"Yeah, but this time it's not really hurting, it's tingling"
>She sits on the edge of the bed, and opens her skinny little legs, showing me her smooth, hairless puffy little pussy
>I like this
>My dick likes this
>My body likes this
>Even though I had seen her pussy in the past, it never really bothered me
>But this time..
>Oh boy this time... After I had been reading the book, I just couldn't take my eyes off it

>"Sometimes mine hurts and sometimes it tingles"
>I reach out and gently touch her pussy, it was real soft, slightly wet
>I saw that when I did this she closed her eyes, so I started slowly and gently rubbing her pussy
She stopped me after a few minutes, said that it started to hurt
>"Oh no.. I'm sorry!" I said, hoping that she wouldn't tell gran that I hurt her
>"Do you want me to kiss it better?"
>"Okay anon"
>So I kissed her clit
>Smelled like walking into a sweetshop, lovely, sweet, and got the adrenaline flowing.

>>718973648

Then she asked me to kiss it again, it was still hurting
>"Why do you want me to kiss it again, usually one kiss works and anything stops hurting?"
>she shyly and quietly replied "because it felt nice"
>Well that's all little 10 y/o me needed
>In that same second I was already back kissing her clit
>I could hear her softly moaning, and every few minutes I would stop and ask her if it feels good
>Then I decided to lick the clit instead, this made her arch her back and moan a little louder
>so from then on I was straight up eating her out
>I must say by this point I was proud my dick didn't explode, it would
>About 10 minutes later of non-stop pussy eating, she let out a high pitched squeal and her pussy clenched up, kinda sent her into a small spasm
>I let her rest for a few minutes, before I asked her what just happened
>She said she didn't know, but it felt really good, however her pussy was still hurting
>Tell her my peepee is still hurting
>She said maybe both peepees needed to kiss eachother
>I kinda knew where this was going
>I showed her some of the pages and pictures in the book, and maybe we should do this to make them feel better
>She ok's it
So I start rubbing/grinding my dick on her pussy
>No penetration, just rubbing
>she said she wanted me to put it in, like in the book

>>718973696

>I put the tip in, and slowly started moving it in and out
>She said it felt nice when just the tip, but when I tried to push it in further it really hurt
>between thrusts I could hear her gently moaning, which made my dick harder
>I told her I was going to try and put it in more, she said ok but slowly
>so i eventually worked it down close to the base
>it felt like... well the best thing you can think of, then times that by a billion
>real tight, wet, smooth.. Heaven.
So I kept thrusting my dick in, out, after about 10 minutes I could feel something building up inside me
>I ask her if she is ok
>She says it feels nice
So I start to go faster, like it said in the book
>her little loli legs crossed behind my back, turned me on so much

>I told her I felt something happening
>she told me to carry on
>so while I was balls deep in my little sister, I came with the force of a billion suns
>as though Goku was at the end of my dick letting out his biggest kamehameha
>She said she could feel my peepee pulsing
>I slowly took my dick out, after a while I could see my first little load dribbling out her tiny pussy
>"how do you feel, anon?"
>still in bewilderment "that was amazing... all the tingling and hurt from my peepee has gone, and it feels awesome!" "How do you feel, sis?"
>"Well my peepee is nice and warm, and the hurt and tingling has gone from mine too"
I then asked if it felt good, she replied:
>"It hurt at first but it felt good after a while"
We both agree that we can't tell ANYONE about what we did, it was our little sibling secret
I then go to my bag and pull out some wet-wipes, clean her pussy up (even though you could still clearly see more inside), we got changed, then went in the pool.

Continued like normal kids after that, like nothing happened.
But then we would still end up fucking quite often when at nans, then we got risky and did it at home once, mum nearly caught us but we managed to save it.

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A few weeks ago my wife and I were fooling around while driving a few towns over and a 12-14 year old kid who was playing basketball alone in the street got a nice, long eyeful of her DDs, pic related. He looked like he'd seen the face of God.

We both got such a rush out of it that since then we've gone out a few times times so she can flash her tits at teenage boys walking home from school. We fuck afterwards in a particular parking lot and have the strongest orgasms we've had in years. It's temporarily rejuvenated our sex life.

>>718972896
No, I can't see why you 'blitzed'.

If you're man enough to pick up the keys to a car you are not legally permitted to drive, man enough to accept the challenge of a street race and man enough to go so far as to suggest a dangerous location for this race, you sure as shit better be man enough to deal with the consequences.

I couldn't give a flying left bollock if you were 14 or 40. Fact is, you made a call, and directly because of that call, a man is permanently injured and can no longer enjoy his hobby.

I'm not saying the other guy is blameless but the fact is, his car was probably legal and insured, and he probably had the correct licence to operate it. He shouldn't be offering kids out to race, but YOU chose to go out and YOU chose the location. Why not a 40 roll on the motorway where hazards are clearly visible?

I think your reaction of shirking blame says so much about your character that I don't even need to continue. You're a piece of shit who thinks if you got away with it, it's OK.

You won't admit it of course, but I bet you drove that car illegally again, after the accident. You're just that type.

Cunt.

>>718973786

I have a load more stories of me and my sister, in fact now we are on the topic the most recent time I fucked her was on newyears, when she was shitface drunk

Well I hope you enjoyed my secret.
Will tell more stories if there is more interest

>>718972938
If this story is real, you are a one real dumb motherfucker. How are you living a life without drowning in shame and regret, I have no fucking clue.

>>718972938
holy shit

>>718966592
I"m waiting for an opportunity to have someone kill me.

>>718973993
im an alchy with a benzo habit mate if the drink and drugs ever run out ill kill myself

>>718968736
TITS OR GTFO

I'm so unbelievably lonely that I'm waiting for someone to break in to my flat just so something fucking interesting happens in my life

>>718974077
deathwish yo

i take drugs hoping to od, kinda same shit i guess

>>718973786
That was hot

>>718968022


Skanks good for a dump and dump and that's it.

You know they are going to age like curdled milk and probably have massive problems of the "had no dad/completely insecure" variety.

Fuck and run at best. Even better to stay away. Just being honest.

>>718973940
There is intrest continue please

>>718974077
Get into extreme sports and do some really risky shit. It'll either scare you into loving life or kill you.

>>718973049

Do you know what would be even more fucking sexy?

A story about how the kids from you and your sister's incest-sex got together for some got and heavy recessive-train induced deformity sex.

P.S. Every one of your posts sounds like Mr. Rogers in my head. I hope you die of a stroke.

>>718971242
i feel you man, but you gotta come clean eventually it catches up with you i just lost everything because of this please don't end up like me its never too late to tell the truth

>>718973940
My dick is rock hard dude. Continue with the stories.

>>718973900
cmon man you honestly tryna sit there and fuckin tell me you never drove without a licence? or on a permit? i get i fucked up but jesus pretty much everyone at school does exactly the same shit daily.

40 rolls are for pussies and also highways are bait as fuck, remember we were tryna not get pulled so a quiet backroad is infinitely better

i never shirked shit, i just said its not 100% my bad

i did, actually. raced again too. its what i love man (not the illegallness but theres no tracks in my area so street is life)

you seem a cunt for giving so much of a fuck jeez this is /b/ there's literal cp here m8 and you get offended by a 14 year old in a 1.5esi civic

>>718974145
Dont ruin 2 lives with 1 stone.

i kind of want to kill myself
also I miss my ex who left me for someone else
Its not that I want him back, just missing the times when I could talk to somebody.
He knew me for 4 fucking years and we've been together for two years. He fucked this girl after two months after meeting her
inb4 tits or gtfo, no tits for u b

>>718974386
>>718974529
>>718974899

Sure I'll continue
Anything specific you wanna focus on?
If you tell me what you want to know about I can tell you if we have done it/if there is a story about it

>>718974899
Sameeeeeee

>>718974488
No daddy issues or insecurities here and happI'll engaged. You must have had a bad encounter, but I know where you're saying. Thanks anon

>>718973940
moar

>>718975110
Ok how old are you know

Say the NYE one

>>718970788
Highly doubt thats his mom. Looks more like a cuckold video.

>>718975110
you ever done anal with her?
if so post faggot.

Well I guess I should be able to get a chance to win the game. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful

>>718975261
Now*

>>718975110
doing stuff to ur sister while she is sleeping

>>718971215
Torrington CT?

Pretty sure I remember this being on TV. I remember they showed images of the crash site, was it a white car and a sportbike with decals?

Could be wrong but the circumstances were similar if I remember right, biker paralyzed by dangerous driver, looking for another car that fled the scene...

I am a 45 year old man, I am having a sexual affair with a man who just turned 19.

>>718975243
>>718975261
I'm 21 now, anon
Ok, first I'll do this guys anal one because I started pre-writing it incase there WAS interest in it >>718975296

>>718975424
Many a fun story on that topic, friend


First time anal story:

I myself aren't that into it, but it was her that asked for us to try it.

The first time we tried anal was about 2 years after we first fucked, even then it was an accident.
It was also a new years eve, I was around 13, she must have been about 12.
>Every so often she would have "nightmares" when she would be asleep in her room
>This would mean 1 of 2 things
>1: She would go downstairs, complain to my mum that she can't get back to sleep, then my mum would make her sleep with me
>or 2: she would come straight to me to prevent our mum from getting pissed off that she was up late at night.
>so as you can guess, pretty frequently this lead to us touching each other then getting turned on, then fucking
So like I mentioned, this happened pretty frequently

One night she came into my room, so I started eating her out, and also playing with her little clit at the same time.
>Her little pussy was still hairless, and she knew that I loved it that way.
Anyways
>I then move to lick her clit, while at the same time finger her with my index/middle finger
>This nearly drove her to the edge of insanity, because within the same minute I started doing this, she was on the brink of an orgasm
>so as she was cumming, she was making a lot of noise, and I could her my mum walking up the stairs to see what was happening
>at that point I knew that I had to quickly do something otherwise my life would be ruined

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>>718973940
Oh God, i hope it's all true, dude. Continue with anything you want.

>>718975687

>I reached over to my bedside table at mach-speed, and dropped my glass of water on the floor
>flipped sister over and threw bedsheet over her, and then I laid on my side, left arm in the general direction of the table, blanket over me so you couldn't see my raging hard-on
>Mum walks in "anon whats that banging?"
>"sis came to me because nightmares, i need a drink but couldn't see the glass, i accidentally knocked it on the floor... Sorry mum I'll buy a new glass"
She said it's ok and just to go back to sleep
>mfw i got away with finger blasting my sister when my mum was in the room below us

So from then on I knew that I had to play it safe when at home.
When I was at grans I didn't really need to be that secretive, she could barely get up/down stairs so I knew she wouldn't be going to check in on us every 10 minutes, even then the floorboards were noisy as fuck on the way toward the guestroom where me and my sister did majority of our fucking.

So now this part of the story leads into the anal part:

>>718975831
>>718975780
If I had any way to prove it to you, I would anon..

Then about a week goes past, Christmas comes and goes, nothing important to the story happens during that time.

>Sister is in the bath
>I'm in living room
>Mum comes over to me
>"Hey anon, I don't wanna tell your sis this, but on new years eve, i'm going out with a few friends to celebrate"
>"Ok, why do I need to know this?"
>"because I'm putting your sister to bed at the usual time, then you can stay up longer, as soon as she is in bed, that's when i'm going out."
>"What about me?"
>"That's why I'm telling you this, you're going to be in charge while I'm gone. But make sure you go to bed for 12"
That's all younger me needed. I from then on felt like a god.
Granted all I needed to do on the day was make sure I fed Scorpio and make my sis food if she wanted it. But I didn't care, I was in charge.
>inb4 who is Scorpio
>Scorpio was my hamster
>Scorpio was cool
>Don't talk shit about Scorpio...
>Scorpio was cool...
Anyways
>New years comes around
>Everything is going to schedule
>Mum puts sis to bed
>Kisses me goodbye, I lock up and watch tv

>>718966592
i am sexually turned on by bdsm gay yiff

>>718975997

>I watch the taxi pick her up and shoot off
>About 35-40 mins later, I see sis poke her head around at me from the staircase
>Ohhai
>Ohhey
>she comes around and into the room, curious to see what i'm watching (was reruns of Yu-Gi-Oh GX)
I'm fine with her not being in bed, but something seems different
>That's when I noticed
>She wasn't wearing the shorts that went with the set of pajamas she was wearing
>She was still wearing the shirt, just not the bottoms, only panties
>PenisActivationSystem online and ready
>"Hey sis, why aren't you wearing the bottoms ?"
>"I started feeling... Tingly down there"
Note that she was too shy to say "turned on" she would just say "im tingly" and that usually meant she wanted sex

So I turn the tv off and we head into my room...

>>718975997
Your speech touched me, i believe you.

>>718974905
Human slime.

No, I have never driven a car without a license, nor have I ever driven uninsured or participated in a street race. If it is the case that 'everyone' drives illegally at your school, well, let's just say I doubt your town produces many humans of actual value to society.

You sound so fucking immature, we're talking about a ruined life and all you can say is '40 rolls are for pussies' and 'highways are bait'. Maybe if you actually went to school rather than driving illegally with your spastic friends, you'd speak like someone who wasn't the lowest of the low.

It's not, but the very fact you are dividing the blame into percentages in an attempt to clear your own conscience shows your moral standing. If you tell yourself you're only 30% to blame, it doesn't feel so insulting to the MAN WHOSE LIFE YOU DESTROYED when you get back in that fucking car, does it?

How about, instead of making lame excuses for your own idiocy, you reflect on the fact that a man can no longer do what he loves (which, by the way, is legal) because you felt entitled to do what you love.

If you'd rather paralyze people than go out of town to a track you are literal scum of the fucking earth.

I give a fuck because an uninsured driver killed my 12 year old brother while driving like an idiot. People like you turn my fucking guts.

Fuck off, I don't want to see you reply you filth.

>>718968736
Psss, he was laughing because it was true.

>>718976140
>>718976287
I'm so glad anon!

So anyways
>My room
>Double bed
>only a lavalamp to light room
>She had told me when I was finger blasting her the week before that she saw more pictures of people doing different positions and wanted to try them out
>Imokwiththis.jpeg
>So I chuck her on the bed, belly up to eat her out and get her nice and wet for me
>I start off gently licking her slit and playing with the clit
>While i was down there I noticed just a tiny tiny bit of pube-stubble growing, and told her I'll have to teach her how to always keep her pretty pussy nice and clean for me
>She agrees and pushes my head back down to her pussy
>As I did before, licking the clit while also fingering
>WorksLikeACharm
Because mum wasn't there, she wasn't exactly being quiet about it, and the cutesy moans and whimpers, and little flutters in her voice made me eat harder and quicker then I ever have before
>She says she can feel it coming
>I get a little too frisky, and instead of licking her perfect clit, I start sucking on it
>Before I knew it she came, the force of it made her vagina push my fingers out
>When while she is orgasming I keep sucking on that clit.
>she says after she has chilled out I need to do it more often, because it feels way better then licking

>>718966592
Femanon here. Want to get tortured and snuffed forreal. Meh.

When I was younger (12-13yo) I was masturbating really frequent and one day my mother came into my room and fell asleep in my bed, i masturbated with her in the room being very quiet.

>>718976355
>I say ok, I will be sure to note it
>she then turns around on all fours
>says she wants me to fuck her like this, this time
I thought it was funny, I didn't know at the time it was doggy, we had only really done it missionary before
>I get behind her, left hand squeezing her bubblebutt, right hand on her shoulder
>She reaches under and guides my throbbing dick inside
>I then start pumping
>She starts moaning
>5 minutes pass and she says she want's it more rough
>So I push her right shoulder onto the bed, so she is being supported by her knees/right shoulder/neck
>Her left hand playing with her her clit, myy left hand still clawing onto her ass, right hand reaching around and playing either her budding, puffy tits, nipples/areolas are a beautiful shade of pink, and i'm just twisting them/pulling them

anyways
>5-10 mins later, I'm just not getting the rhythm, every few thrusts my dick will come out of her pussy and with either go down toward the clit, or poke the area between the asshole and pussy
>If the dick comes out, she is sure to feed it right back into herself

>She then asks for it again harder
>I'm going at mach-speed
>Dick is next to critical
>Dick comes out on outward thrust
>I go for forward thrust but her pussy is so wet and slippy my dick doesn't go back into pussy
>It slides up toward her asshole
>the tip and about an inch further from the tip get real powerfully forced into her asshole
>She instantly let out a real high pitch howl, as though she was beginning to cry, I guess it really hurt
>She grabbed her ass cheeks and kept saying how painful that was
>I kept apologizing, and she eventually got back on all fours and told me to keep putting it in her ass
I ask why, she said because among the pic she saw of people doing it doggy, she also saw them do anal, and wanted to try it

>>718976386
yo hmu i'll torture the fuck out of you... you gotta pretend you dont love it though otherwise my dick will go soft

Dicks

>>718976563
> hmu i'll torture the fuck out of you...
How much are we talking about? I basically have no limits

>>718976542

So i'm thinking "huh ok whatevs"
>So I was fucking her in the ass, we had to use a lot of patience though, it was stupid tight
Later in the years of us fucking though, like I said I wasn't too keen on anal, neither was she because it really hurt her, but I would use it as a form of punishment
>Anywho
>I would still hear her moan, but not as often, and she kept saying it hurt
>I then had an en-genius idea
>I laid down on my back, made her sit on my dick reverse cowgirl style, and then would put the middle two fingers of my right hand finger fucking her pussy, thumb playing with her clit
>left hand playing with her nipples
>It got to the point where she was feeling so much pleasure, she literally collapsed on top of me unable to hold herself up
>So I made her twist her head to the right so we could make out while I was being fuckbot9001
>I told her I was gonna cum
>She told me she wanted me to cum inside her ass to see what it felt like
>I could feel my final thrust coming up
>Dick thrust all the way into ass, letting out a significant size load for my age at the time
>Fingers drilled as far into pussy as possible
>pinched nips hard as i could
>bit her lip while coming
Fuck... Getting me all horned up thinking back on it....
>I left my dick in her ass until i started going soft
>removed dick from ass
>river of white comes trickling out
>I offer to go get some wetwipes to clean her up, but she was adamant on just laying with me and kissing me

>>718975442
not gonna fuckin say, dont fancy being tried as an adult fo dat shit

>>718976287
pretty sick of you now buddy, i made a mistake, but shit you're blowing it up. blame my man in the teggy,he paralyzed the dude not me, i can fuckin drive properly.

sorry about your brother though man, seriously. like, i mean that, must totally fuckin suck and i kinda get the rage a little more now. shit man...

fuck.

>>718968022
Piercings disgust me, the rest is alright

i like when girls have colored hair but all the facial piercings make em look like highschoolers or juggalos..... both no go.

>>718976817
neither do i, won't kill you because then it's murder but i'll cut the shit out of you and use you as a fuck toy, probably at the same time. maybe even break toes and pull nails and shit. fuckin love thetoothpick under the nail shit you see in movies... like i say you gtta fuckin scream and cry and beg me tostop else its no fun

>>718974965
*Play theme song and run credits*

>>718977350
You are actually human scum. Get some fucking therapy

>>718977350
Can you cut my nipples off?

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>>718976819
Bravo! I'm standing in my room clapping out loud with manly-red-neckd tears running through my face.

>>718977491
>>718977456
you too. what the fuck is wrong with you sickos?

>>718977456
wow twice in one thread, a personal best

>im the guy who greentexted about that biker gettinparalyzed

I've been working on catfishing my friends for nudes with some random guy's pics. So far I've struck out because I haven't played the long game, but I'm hoping to score something soon.

I've also considered blackmailing a girl I know. I have nudes that I stole from her phone years ago. I just don't want to have it traced back to me.

>>718977635
not same person. i feel for the biker but i dont blame you

>>718971242
Same dude.

>>718976819

And that /b/rothers is the story of our first time doing anal.
She pretty much whenever we would do anal would turn into a different person afterwards, she didn't want us to continue, would turn her into an emotional mess. Would always crave cuddles a lot more...
Not done anal with her for a while though.

And now I will get to the latest NYE story for this anon:
>>718975261
Granted you'll need to give me 5 minutes to go grab a drink lmao

>>718977538
Uhh, thanks? Haha, happy fapping /b/rother!

There is someone I know who is SO fake, I wish I could buy "Demon's Breath", and kidnap her, take her to a secret place and hatefuck her repeatedly. Then brainwash her to end up being my slave.

>>718977491
too much blood, you're not worth destroying my carpets. maybe in the yard, but only if i can cut your clit off too. you don't deserve pleasure from sex amirite

>>718977861
seriously wtf. go back to /trash/

>>718977849
Great

>>718977861
I'm okay with this

>>718966592
I've never been in love in any of my relationships. The only people I was in love with didn't want me back.

>>718978279
you fuckers are disgusting. go an hero

>>718978341
Recently i started thinking like this. Questioning my feelings in previous relationships. Good luck, /b/ro.

>>718969762
you in london?
hit me up im in south west

>>718978526
Thanks. Yeah it's only been a recent mental discovery for me too. Good luck dude

>>718977718
thanks bro, maybe i ain't satan after all
>>718977861
ok yeah i am
>>718978050
say what you like, bitch is prolly fapping to this shit
>>718978279
wow you really are a fucked up bitch, wonder when you'll start begging me to stop... wonder when your mind will finally snap and stop differentiating between pain and pleasure...

I need somebody to talk to but I can't into humans and being social

>>718971215
You, my anon, are a lucky bastard.

>>718968023
Please do

>>718978911
Talk to us.

>>718978911
add me on discord, Ever#6666, i got nothing better to do right now.

>>718978840
wait biker killer and torture dude r same person? either its ur drunkness talking or you got really messed up by that crash. i still dont blame you but the torture shit is fucked

>>718977849
is anon still here?

>>718971215
heavy secret bro. does it weigh on you?

>>718979163
Can't find you anon, don't know why

>>718979527
its ever#6666 idk

>>718979600
It worked this time, added you

I've only had sex with one chick and I'm almost 26.

>>718977849
>>718978092
>>718979287

Guess who's back...
>inb4 faggot
Ok I'll stfu now

Incase the thread dies, I'll tell you all this now
I typically am on most secret/incest threads, so if you want more, just ask for me and I'm sure we'll meet again
idek refer to me as Bookfag or something, I'll understand what you mean.

Back to the goodgood
NYE story!

So at work, the whole workspace is fucked atm
>whatdoyoudo?
I'm a chef
>inb4 hahahaha what a faggot
Well I have genuine passion for what I do, and get paid real good, so I have no issues with it.

Anywho, workplace is fucked, all pipes and sinks leaking and filling with a black liquid that smells fucking fowl.
So we have all been told to take the last half of December and up until mid February (paid absence, yeah boi) off until they get the whole place renovated.

Back to the goodgood.
>I tell mum that I have all this time off
>She tells me that I should spend most of my time at her house with fam until past newyears
Just so you know, I've moved out, sis still lives at home.
>Sure why the fuck not, I'll come over tomorrow.

>>718979808
That's not that big a deal dude. You'll be fine

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I am convinced the girl of my dreams, my soul mate, exists in Russia and I'll never find her.

>>718968022
Daddy issues

>>718979931
You and your sis keep fucking till what age?

>>718970461
Trevor

>>718978936
damn right
>>718979213
>being surprised the honda driver is an edgelord
i'm just high as shit and fuckin with people man

>>718979466
yeah, quite a fuckin bit. not just the fact of it but the paranoia that if i fall out with my friend he can just shop my ass straight in.

have a lot of nightmares which are basically just flashbacks. i think it's the factor of, if i said 'nah man i'm unreg better not race' as i was tempted to, the teggy guy wouldn't be in prison and the biker wouldn't be paralyzed. that's the worst bit, constantly linking my shitty choices together

>>718979931
i enjoy the long stories. if thread dies just create your own im sure many will enjoy them. also need more specific nickname

>>718968460
that's ok bro, I was going out with wife since she was 11, and no one told me anything.

>>718980325
exposed

I just found out that my girlfriend of 4 years shares the same father as I do. She was adopted, and as it turns out, she was my father's child from another relationship. I have a child with her. With my sister. I don't know what to do with this information.

>>718980792
DO NOT TELL HER.
DON'T!

No thread stay alive I need you

>>718980327
http://www.westernmorningnews.co.uk/motorcyclist-airlifted-hospital-head-crash-north/story-26559705-detail/story.html

Whoever said Torrington CT was close and he's played into that by posing as American... Little Torrington,UK

The details of this are too close for it not to be the same crash.

Nice job typing like a Murican though, 'bro'. Threw me off the trail for a while.

>>718980983
Waiting for wincest brother?

>>718981126
yep one of my favorite stories iv seen throughout the years

>>718980327
wtf is a teggy?

>>718981442
Absolutely. So, any deep secrets? Other than liking wincest?

>>718981024
>>718971215

ok yeah, Anon this is too close to your description of the events for it to be coincidence

>>718966592
I've recently told my family that I have severe depression and want to kill myself. I'm currently taking meds. When I see them I always try to appear to be getting better because it makes them happy. In reality, I'm just the same as when I confessed it.

>>718979931
>>718980192
Well the last time we had sex was new years, as in the one that just passed..

>So I pack a few bags, and also decide to take my computer for games 'n' shit while i was there
>get home
>get all the awkward hi's and shit done, go into my old room
>exactly the way I left it
>unpack, set up pc
>Go downstairs and start to make food
>sis isn't at the house, she's at work
At this point me and my sister haven't fucked for about a year or so, and haven't seen eachother for about 7-8 months.
>ask mum where sis is
>"oh she won't be back until 5ish, btw I haven't told her you're here, so you'll be a surprise to her"
>"Uhh, ok"
decide to cook for the fam, and have dinner ready for 5 so it's in time for sis
>decide to make her fave dish
None of you probably care but it's a piece of slowly roasted venison saddle, pomme maxine garnish, the lot
I don't care, I did it for her

>>718981567
Now it's time to say this to your family.

>>718981464
acura/honda integra

>>718981024
not me man, but it is creepy how similare that is

>>718981565
>>718981024
except this happened in 2015. he was 14 for his he might just be underaged tho

>>718968324
Nigga, you did the right thing!
Little fucker deserved it.

>>718981546
not really. just an average /b/tard otherwise

I'm very submissive and self lock my dick in chastity. If I ever find a suitable dominate I'll give myself up to them and hand over the key, even if they keep me a virgin forever.

>>718966592
Whenever my sister comes home drunk, I put her hand in a bowl of warm water and watch her piss herself. I've only done it 4 times though

>>718981604
How the feelings are dealt with? Nrotherhood over fuck buddys? Lovers? Any of you had or have a healthy relationship?

>>718981965
>brotherhood
Fix'd.

>>718981780
nah i'm 18 now

also
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/A386,+Plymouth+PL6/@50.6567338,-4.1284494,12.29z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x486c5c41043b5ac7:0xd1c068361138411e!8m2!3d50.6935543!4d-4.0767905

this ain't a narrow winding touge like i described, it's a mostly straight road

>>718981910
cuck, gas your fucking self

>>718982425
edgy redditfag

>>718981935
It really work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syqJAgTQdlU

>>718982716
Suck his edgy dick then stupid cuck

>>718982884
>>718982425
samefag who doesnt even know what cuck means

>>718982425
go back to /r/The_Donald

>>718981604
(if you couldn't tell i'm typing slow trying to get used to this new keyboard, because I suck at transitioning from one keyboard to another)

Anyways
>4:55pm hits, it's go time
>get it all plated up, set table and everything
>Mum tells me she sees her coming toward the house
>I hide behind the door to the dining room
>she walks in, sees the table, smiles, starts walking toward the dining room
>She only takes about 2 steps in, so she still can't see me behind the door
Now in the past I have done shit like this, and we resorted to playing marco/polo type of shit so she can find me after me leaving for a while
I don't know how she knew I was there, probably because I was the only one beta enough in the house to make her favorite meal
So she softly says "m.. Marco?"

>SURPRISE BITCH
>"polo"
She kicks the door
>gets on the floor
>everyone walks the dinosaur

No i'm not a dinofaggot
>She kicks the door open and reveals me
It was almost like from a movie, she jumped up and hugged me, I caught her hugged back
>In that single moment I was not only thinking happy thoughts of how I was seeing my sis for the first time in 8 months
>But my penis was also thinking of the good times
Anyways

We eat, chill for a bit
>bedtime....

>>718981965
>>718982143
Honestly, it's an awkward/touchy subject.
As you're about to find out, she has only ever been with me, so she is kinda attached.
But usually when we are together and alone like at home, we're like bf/gf when someone else is in the house, we're brother/sister

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>>718983032
Angry cuck detected

>>718966592
I suck of my younger brothers when they're asleep

>>718983535
details?

>>718983231
notsupposedtobeherefag detected

>>718983725
Stay mad cuck

>>718968942
this happens all the time when i go anywhere really really crowded. i used to hate it... i don't mind it anymore which makes me wonder

>>718983178
Damn, dude. It's getting really overcomplicated. I have no brothers or sisters so i'm not the one to talk about fraternal love, i'm only assuming shit here. Anyway, all those feelings, Eros, fraternity... Oh well, good luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htv6bEsEdHk

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>>718966592

cmon we cant let this die im a loyal lurker

>>718985012
everything has its time...

also its just edgelords now anyway

>>718985012
I'm here with you. Listen to this nigga while waiting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubfc7gTH7vo

>>718983178
>>718980330
Sorry for forgetting to reply, anon!
Well I am utterly shit at making names, so you're gonna have to help me on that one!

>>718985012
I'm still alive, just a really slow typer

Everyone thanks me for the meal
>I am told to go watch tv while they wash up
>feelsgoodman
>hours pass, everyone decides to go to bed
>except for me and sis
>about 5 seconds after the last person goes upstairs she is straight over to me from the other side of the room, cuddling me
>shit was cash
>feeling her soft body rubbing against mine brought all the memories back to my head of when we was younger
>now feeling her more, developed body compared to then got me all horned up
>So I decide to say "let's go chill in my room"
She's already there.
So we're just chilling on the bed, catching up.
The topic of partners comes into the convo
>"So other than me, have you been with anyone, sis?"
>"N..No.. It just wouldn't feel the same... Have you?"
Now when I lie to my little sis I always feel like an asshole, so I tell the truth
>"Yeah, only 1 other girl"
She then got so offended and angry, at the time I didn't know what feelings she was going through
>"Seriously though sis I really don't think it's that big of a..."
SLAP
Across my face
>mfw not sure if I deserved that
She runs off into her room
whatever bitch...

Few more hours pass, grinding on osrs gets boring, decide to go to bed
>Lay down in bed, about 15 minutes later I see my door slightly open, letting a small crack of light through
>it opens more to reveal sis
>"the fuck do you want? to slap me again?"
>She walks in, only in a tshirt and panties
>"nightmares..." she says
Which I knew was utter bullshit, she stopped them at like 15-16...
>So I let her crawl into my bed anyways, and she starts nuzzling into me, rubbing my chest, apologizing about the slap, kissing my cheek where she slapped me

>>718970788
>http://www.fooktube.com/mobile_src.php?id=3953
that aint his mom u dipshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAM42vhhGrY

>>718985365
Not sure if i should put my dick back in my pants and just enjoy the feels or run away from the incest. Anyway, keep goin'.

>>718985365
well whenever you see this word posted randomly in a thread know its me wanting more


Argonautic

>>718985365
Any pics of her?

>>718972896
Another anon here. I can see why you left, and I'd have probably done the same if I found myself in your situation (which I would not have).

I agree with your reasoning, staying wouldn't have helped the injured guy medically before EMTs reached him. He could have gotten some more money from your family to cover his medical care and lifetime loss of earnings, and had a bit more karmic satisfaction, but that's kind of after the fact. It's not like you had a cell phone to call 911 (I assume), or knew CPR or anything useful.

I do differ with you on the blame ratio though, that shit's 50-50, yeah the other guy asked you to race, but you accepted, that evens it out right then. His hitting the guy was only because he was ahead of you, as chance would have it. You both knew there was a high risk of injuring/killing innocent people when you decided to race, and accepted that risk. Even at 14, you had to know that.

Tough to live with. Hope you straightened your shit out after that.

>>718983535
Little more info

got my dick sucked at a party, cheated on my gf. Felt like killing myself ever since

>>718980475
u should try to fuck her sister she would probably do it

got drunk at a small get together. fucked sisters bf(ex now)... we look nothing alike, she looks like a tomboy and i look like a bimbo(not proud of it) so... we don't look similar. i feel bad about it but to be fair i was drunk and he bent me over pretty fkn forcefully. couldn't do much

>>718986306
Their dicks are placed inside my mouth. I execute a series of tongue movements and, in the end, gargle with their sperm.

I was in an eight month relationship with my High School Math Teacher.

When I was in High School, there were a lot of student/teacher relationships (at least in my school) just no way to prove it because we didn't have camera phones back then.

I miss having sex with her.

>>718986746
Well.. Couldn't have made that more boring..

>>718986379
DM me your info, if you kill yourself, I will make sure your GF is well cared for and not cheated on.

>>718986680
how big was his cock?

>>718985365

She says something along the lines of
>"How come you never gave me a last chance before you left"
AKA "why didn't you fuck me before you left/moved out"
Me
>"Well you never asked for one"
>mfw she got right close up to my ear and whispered "then i'll let you make up for lost time"
>she then softly clutched my right hand, and guided it into her panties
Millions of thoughts and wants rushed from my brain to my dick within a millisecond
>she turned over so her back was against my chest, ass grinding against my dick
>my hand fit perfectly in her thigh-gap
>I used that gap to the fullest and turned my fuckbot9002 switch on, blasting that lil' pussy like a drill ground through concrete.
>10 minutes later, the moans and groans started getting louder, I told her to tone it down a bit because of all the people in the house, but nope, that made her louder
>setsystemtomaximumcapacity.png
>she came, I could hear the flutters in her voice again, her lower body shaking, her hands squeezing and nearly tearing into me
>she just laid there, and I kepted rubbing and massaging that precious little gem of a pussy
>she made me HNNNNNG even more because she kept her pussy EXACTLY how I showed her when we was younger, hairless and stubble-less

No sex happened that night, but then a few days later it was new years eve

>>718969541
I've been so tempted to do this

>>718986990
Haahaha No. Ill just keep doing it until i dont feel guilty.
fuck off you virgin desprate fuck

>>718987000
surprisingly big. was a bit uncomfortable. doesn't help everytime i see him he gives me a smile/nod like "lol ya i did it"

>>718970949
mind posting a pic? im interested

>>718983535
How old?

>>718987160
maybe you should give him a blowjob for old times' sake next time you see him

>>718986065
we called 911 on the drive home then tossed the simcard (paranoid as fuck yknow)

didn't know jack and to be fair i thought he was dead, he looked dead. i never even thought in terms of money but shit you're probably right

to be honest it was a split second decision and i think you just kinda assume bad shit wont happen to you. in my case, it did, and by some miracle i escapedthe consequences

kinda - i got a licence and reg/insured the car. still race occasionaly but we have lookouts at either end of the stretch of road who will radio us on walkie-talkies if anything comes by.

honestly if there was a track within 500 miles we'd go there but there isn't so we gotta improvise. least this way the only people we hurt is ourselves.

>>718987287
even if i wanted to i think ill pass on the lockjaw. srsly it wasn't small.

>>718969762
the girl might have been ok with her boyfriend getting his freak on.
it might even have been the reason she was chatting you up.

>>718987296
>paralyzes someone while street racing
>keeps street racing afterwards

You're a special kind of retard aren't you

>>718987079
You still here bookfag?

>>718987079
>>718987858
yes friend

I'm getting really tired at this point, so I'll finish this part of the story off and then clock the fuck out /b/ros, if you want more, do as this anon said: >>718985804
Argonautic. I'll note that down.

Mum is out for newyears, at a friends
Rest of family leave, leaves me and sis on newyears eve
>"Anon, i'm inviting about 12 friends around for pre-drinks then we will be going out for newyears.
>me "k"
>they arrive, didn't know any of them, I decide to just stay in my room playing games on pc
Now instead of "predrinks" and getting slightly drunk before going out, they all got completely shitfaced.
taxi's start to arrive at the house, taking them in 4's
>last taxi arrives
>"Anon i'm going now!"
>me "k, who's even here?"
then she proceeded to go through a list of names, that I had never heard of
>me "uhh... Literally only know you sis"
I don't know why she said it, but in her drunken stupor she said something along the lines of >"don't worry, i'll be your alarm clock and wake you up"
I don't know why she did, nothing of that sort was even in the conversation, so I just said "umm, kk"
She left

>>718987706
you dumb bro?

i enjoy driving vehicles at high speed. the closest race track to my town is 500 miles away, across state lines. the only way to do what i enjoy, is on the street

as i said, we have lookouts at the start and finish, and walkie talkie with twice the range we need, just to make sure nothing goes bad.

and i didn't paralyze him, some kid in an integra did, i just saw it...

>>718987858
waitin on the one and only bookfag
agonautic

>>718988169
welp rip bookfag

>>718968022
Tats depend on how many, where, and subject matter/actual art


Dyed hair - hate most

Piercings - besides ears im ok with tits, clit, and belly button only

Damnit, I'm always way to late to post on here. This will reach limit in no time.

>>718966592
I fingered my car in the back of its uncle.

>>718988389
fuckin monster, bet the tailpipe went from a 2" tip to a fart can reeal quick

>>718969443
it's probably because they're afraid you'll stab them if they say anything.

>>718966592
i am strangely attracted to beastiality porn, i would never do it. either way its nothing i would ever tell anyone

>>718971247
Thats cute

Im scared my girlfriend is gonna leave me for one of my best friends ever since I introduced him to her.

>>718978341
Same here

>>718988879
basically getting King Arthur'd

>>718988115
any chance of a picture of the sister?

>>718988115
fascinating
picture?

>>718988879
Well dats ur dumbass fault.

>>718989253
They both had the same class and she told me she was always bored, never knew anyone and needed help.