REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Ye sure

K

Plz

my wife is going to be pissed.

>>718919562
i believe you

>>718919562
Need someone to replace the wife.

oke

fine.

Please tell me she'll be different than my current one.

i hope she takes me back

praise kek

>>718919562
reply

>>718919562
yeah right

ill give it a try

Of course.

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>>718919562

nigger

This thread works

>>718919562
If you turn off your caps lock, you can post normally.

k

>>718919562
ok

please

>>718920486
not for you, loser.

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>bringing shit-tier posts from other sites

i already have a waifu why would i need a gf?

>>718920532
Fuck off, no girl for you!

fubar

I hope..

>>718919562
pls

>>718919562
if dubs, i'll get one

well then

sure

Will she be driving the truck that rescues me from the Ice storm, cause that's the only outside person I'll probably see until Monday

lit

>>718919562
if she's hot and fucks me regularly im down

>>718919562
we'll see

>>718920780
No, she'll be driving the truck that brings the ice storm.

Please god

>>718920817
She's ugly with zits all over. But she's yours now.

pls

rply

i'll bite

>>718920995
God is not bringing you a girl, satan is

>>718921113
she'll bite you back

Reply

>>718919562
>

>>718919562
J

>>718919562
Why not

>>718919562
looks like my ex

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pls

>>718919562
I'll try anything at this point

I already have a wife and a girlfriend though

>>718919562
Plsssss

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>>718919562

Worth a shot.

Hope so

>>718919562
gief

>>718919562
What is there to lose?

>taking this chance

>>718919562
Thank you.

doubt it. but worth a try.

It's not gunna happen but whatever.

>>718920793
And however many others I take with me

If singles everyone of you dumbasses "get girlfriends" except for me.

If doubles, the opposite happens.

>>718919562
Worth a shot.

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Let's do this

If dubs all of us stay single

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Ok

>>718919562
Ok. Here is my reply

May this help me

>>718921744
These are my dubs, and I say what happens with them. We all get girlfriends.

>>718919562
okay
seems unlikely, tomorrow is sunday

Bet

>>718919562
I am off tomorrow....

>>718919562
if singles we all get girlfriends

Balls.

ballys

k

>>718919562
Our Father who art in heaven,
Hallowed be Thy name.

10‘Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.

11‘Give us this day our daily bread.

12‘And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors.

13‘And do not lead us into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

>>718919562
Can't see why not

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Ok op

yes
>>718919562
(You)

>>718919562

thanks just what i needed

>>718919562
Please let a milf reply to my Craigslist ad

Aight I'm up for this

>>718919562
(you)
it wont work anyway, so mind as well

>>718919562
yeah!

>>718919562
okay

>>718920653

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

Impossible. No one even talks to me, op.

ok plz

>>718919562
Ok

>>718919562
AWEOMES!

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you say that but you forget this is /b/ were all fags here

cool, thanks OP!

>>718919562
Please.. I'm lonely

That would be a mirracle!
Even bigger than Jesus resurrection, Virgin having child, changing water into wine XD

if only that could work :(

>>718919562
thanks mr skeleton

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Cute girlfriend, plox!

k

Ayyy

>>718919562
possible

>>718922515
FUBAR = fucked up beyond all recognition

>>718919562
i like that kind of threads. :)
OP you are a coolfag this time.

well weirder things have happend

>>718919562
Sure, why not

Fuccin

>>718919562
if you say so kek

>>718919562
Just heading out to see a perty girl, I have many safety animals I expect results

One time thing

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>>718919562
girlfriend??? Fuck YEAH!

>>718919562
Hisssss

>>718919562
ofc

>>718919562
OKAY

>>718921117
the best kind of gf is satan-borne

>>718919562
calling bs but here goes

Takes a miracle at this point tbqh.

>>718919562
Can't help me

>>718919562
Literally not possible

Pls make anime real too

>>718919562
ok

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>>718919562
Of I get quads I'll believe this.

fo sur

100% legit n stuff

Eierlochbedingte Oberarmembolie ?

here's to keeping mine

eh

Ofc

I've been trying to get with a girl for a solid month IL be disappointed if this dosent work op

>>718919562
might as well try,

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Doubt it

no thnx

I'm desperate enough to try

Prove me wrong again, meme magic

>>718919562
HEH

>>718919562

yea that'll fucking happen

>>718919562
Worth a try

>>718919562

plz help 4chan has made me antisocial

Breaking News: Nig Nogs storm Trump Tower.

>>718919562
Niggers, plz give me gf

Yup

if i get dubs then i get emma watson

K

Butt

nerp

Pls

>>718919562
I've been wanking for 15 years!!

>>718919562
trips

Meh.

I'll take a cute one with brains, 5'6" or taller, C or bigger, not too big

Doubt

k

promise ?

>>718919562
Rollin'

>>718919562
this really works guys

cant risk it

ya right

>>718919562
why not

Liar!!!

>>718919562
lol okay

worth a shot

ofcourse

>>718919562
it worked

Doubt it.

>>718919562
praise kek

shadilay

plz

>>718919562
OK fine

>>718919562
p f f f t

plz

>>718919562
reply

>>718919562
kay

sry didn't work last time

>>718919562
I hope so. Need my cock sucked

This is a joke

Worth a shot

This does not work morons

>>718919562
ty

ja sure

Why the fuck not. Heres your reply fag

>>718919562
meme magic get me a gf

Party time

>>718919562
god tier photo, 10/10. Beautiful.

alright

Lol wish me luck

Please.

Pleas thank

if i don't get a gf i'll kms myself

either way i win

>>718919562
plz work

>>718919562
Why not

It's works every time

plz god

I wish

fuk u

I don't even plan on leaving the house but whatever.

>>718919562
jo

pls kek

>>718919562
I am pathetic

>>718919562
oh sheit,

kkk

>>718919562
hope she's cute

damn

>>718920192
Mine, too

SR

>>718919562
Triggerd

Let's make my life great again

>>718919562
What if I can't afford one? Would she still love me even though I'm a basement dweller living with my mom?

cool

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Bump

Yousdd

cant believe :o

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>>718919562
ok

>>718919562
ayylmao

Plz master senpai

worth a shot

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Meh

I wish

>>718919562

lol why not

pls

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ascone

got a party tonight, so who knows

>>718919562
ez pz

why not

Let's go

>>718919562
Kek

k

k