trips decides, nothing gruesome please

Space program.

Make him swim

You have a lizard and you're not instead hyping for space program immediately?

let the critter free

>>718919449
LET IT GO

>>718919665
that was a close one

>>718919449
buy a terrarium and keep him as a pet and take great care of him. name him bob

Rolling for spaceprogram

>>718919449
Eat it raw

>>718919449

trips decides that you shall take the creature to the local ymca and release it in the women's locker room, filming the half-naked women as they evacuate the area

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Lets be nice and explain the basics of the 4chan space program

1. Acquire balloons
2. Fill with helium
3. Let loose and capture it on video
4. Post on thread
5. ???
6. Profit!

Find more. Lizard army. Make the jews sweat.

>>718919593
rolling for this

>>718919718
reroll

>>718919449
into your anus it goes

You are demanding trips but then it's not anything goes. Fuck you faggot. Stick it in your fucking ass or let it bite your dick.

jizz on it

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>>718919748
Rawl

>>718919449
Have it bite your nipple, then set free

>>718919449
release him

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>>718919826
Head first like Ozzy

>>718919718
roll

>>718919766
Err.. I missed the part where you obviously hook the lizard up to the balloon, usually youd do this by putting the lizard in a sort of plastic bag (with some holes of course), and then tie the bag to the balloons

rerawl

>>718919863

>>718919449
>digital timestamp
You are not the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>718919887
Fuck.

>>718919449
Timestamp? How do we know its not jist a picture on a compiter

>>718919449
Viking funeral

>>718919892
Rollin

>>718919766
I have no way of getting the balloon anons

>>718919449
Remember Pope Avian the 1st? Give the lizard a pope hat Dunno what his name would be.

>>718919718
rolling for bob

Give him a loving home

I SAY WE LET EM GO!

cum on it

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>>718919887

>>718919899
Wut

>>718919718
roll for thi

have it ride a small surfboard in the toilet as you flush it down the drain

cum on it dude

Eat him

>>718919718
rolling for bob

Keep it

Set him free

cut off its legs and film it while it tries to move

>>718919938
How about make him pope reptilian?

>>718919449
yeezy

Eat it

>>718919718
rawl

>>718919449
Cum on it

>>718919718
roll

Take it on a date to a 5 star restaurant. Both of you dress fancy. If anyone complains, throw a SJW tantrum about tolerance and interspecies love.

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EAT HIM!!!

>>718919718
for Bob!

Put it between your asscheeks and clench as hard as you can in 30 second increments until it fucking dies

Marry the lizard

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>>718919899

Mate with it.

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shove him up your butt and post pics

>>718919449
Cum on it.

>>718919449
Cum on it, then eat it

>>718919449
buy a nice setup for him and keep him as a pet

Hold it by the tail and smack someone with it as hard as you can

>>718920129
Roll

>>718920197
re-roll

>>718919449
Set it free

>>718920129
Reroll

>>718920166
Fuck it

>>718920154
roll

Set him free and bother him no more.

>>718919449

keep him in a terrarium and keep as a loving pet. post updates on him every thursday on /b/. name him Bob.

>>718920197
this

>>718919718
reroll

Love him forever, name him Bobert.

>>718920129
This

>>718920277
this

1. wear him hat, a fancy one
2. name him Sneaky Adolf
3. feed him a fly
4. ??????
5. PROFIT!

>>718919766
Rolling for this

>>718920197
rolling

>>718920129
Roll again

use it as a nose ring

>>718920249
reroll

>>718920129
Trying again

Eat him

>>718920277
rolling for this

>>718920277
this please

>>718919449
Make him a king!

Keep Bob and cherish him. <3

Blender with milk and ice cubes, drink.

>>718920331
So close, i cry everytime
reroll

>>718919718
roll

>>718920277

rolling for this please

>>718919718

Throw him on a girl.
Post the webm

>>718920277

please this

>>718919449
microwave him

>>718920277

pls this

>>718920249
FUCK IT

Send him to space

>>718920478
This.

>>718919718
this

Put it in ur anus

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>>718919718
roll

Love Bobert forever, make him a hat.

lick him

>>718920277
I bet op already has a Bob

>>718920509
>nothing gruesome

Retard

Rollin for terrarium

>>718920277

omg this

>>718920603
reroll

>>718920277
This

take care of it and love it forever.

burn it with a lighter

>>718919718
bob made me do it

>>718919449
Put a pope hat on the fucker

>>718920277
Roll

suck in its tail

>>718919449
Put it up your butt

>>718920129
roll

>>718920427
Re roll for kimg bob

>>718920702
reroll

>>718920277

this

Make a suit of armour out of tinfoil and put it on him/her.

>>718919449
Stick it in yer pooper!

jerk off on lizard

>>718920129
roll b

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I took him inside seeing it was cold and gave him a sack home

>>718920277

rollerino

>>718920129
rolladubdub

>>718920720
fuck king bob POPE BOB FOREVER

>>718920750
Jerk lizard off

>>718920129
rolladoodledoo

>>718920756
write your name on it

>>718920427
One last try at king bob

>>718920756
Give him a pope hat

>>718920129
rool

>>718919718
roll for bob

>>718920277

rolling

drown it in a bowl of chocolate milk

>>718920750
reroll

>>718920738
This

>>718920277

this pls b

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>>718920862

>>718920277
we can do this

>>718919718
pls this

lizard wedding

>>718920779
Fuck your pope bob hes gonna be king bob ruler of the fucking universe

>>718919449
jizz on it clean it with your mouth

Give him the power of Castle Grayskull.

>>718920129
this followed by
>>718919718
post pics of both

>>718920277
bobby bobermittin

>>718919718
rawl

>>718920756
Put a pope hat on him

>>718921000
AW SHIT

>>718921000
WINRAR

suck that lizard tail off

>>718920277
this, but first jizz on it

>>718919449
LEAVE 4CHAN FOR 1 MONTH

Drown him in something other than water

>>718921000
WINNER

Let him go

M80

>>718921043
roll

>>718921000
Deliver OP

>Build a cardboard castle.
>I am king of castle.
>Post once a week about how he's defended his castle from eagles and crickets.

>>718920129
this would be gucci

>>718921000
Winrar

>>718921000
mother fucking win

>>718921000
Bob's gunna have a nice life

>>718921000
OP must deliver

>>718921000
Gay as fuck rolls

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>>718921000

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next dubs decides name

also should I feed him? will granola do?

>>718921000
Yes do it

>>718921000
ayy

>>718921100
They grow up so fast a few minutes ago we were deciding if he should do or go on a date. Happy he will live.

>>718920129
Rollolini

>>718921134
Riccardo

>>718919718
this

>>718921134
Nigger

Jimmy Neutron

>>718921134
His name is Bob OP have you not been looking on the thread?

>>718921134
his name is bob you fgt

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>>718921134
OP DIDNT DELIVER
FUCK YOU OP

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>>718921000

>>718921134
bob

>>718921134
no. get crickets also name him Hans Moleman

>>718921134
look it up you fucking dipshit

>>718921134
Bob is Bob.

SHIT ON IT

>>718921000
FUCK YEA.
PREPARE TO MAKE HISTORY, BOIS.

Lizard in tube> lizard tube lubed> lizard up pooper> release lizard

>>718919449
pet it then let it go

Jimmy Neutron >>718921134

>>718920277
Rolling for Bob

>>718921277
>>718921134
His name is Free Sex Dating

>>718921266
Bob confirmed

>>718921266
WINRAR

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>>718921000
sorry anon I was getting this pic

>>718921266
OP his name is bob now

>>718921000
Good for Bob.

>>718921275
>>718921235
>>718921139
>>718921137
>>718921112
>>718921108
>>718921106
>>718921100
OP doesnt deliver. I hope he gets cancer

>>718920277
roll

>>718921134
Sir Shekel the 69th

>>718921266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMF5zLbuCM

>>718919593
This

>>718921000
winrar

get crickets from petsmart or some similar store. lizards love those bitches.

Eat him!

>>718921515
not all lizards

>>718921515
make sure they are not too big they will eat them if they are the big ones

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>>718920557

>>718921579
DONT DIE ON ME NOW THREAD

>>718921515
>they will eat him
Explain to me how those ugly motherfuckers gonna eat a fucking lizard? He ain't gonna buy beetles

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this is fine right?

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>>718921957
yes op do it

>>718921957
what about bob?

>>718921957
totally

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>>718921000

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I don't have any money or a car for me and (I assume his name is bob, I like boberte better though) so what do I do? I have granola bars next to me but that's just about it.

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Hear that? That's the sound of a thread dying.

>>718921000
holly molly

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>>718922592

your right, dubs decide now

skin his tail and feed it to him

if he doesn't eat it then you eat it

>>718922753
just fucking let him go, you're inexperienced dumbass is going to make his life a shitty one. he'd be happier in the wild where he can run around, not in your stupid box where you dont know shit about what or when to feed him or how hot or humid his casa should be. fucking kill yourself m8

>>718919449
release it

>>718922811
wtf

>>718919449
let my people go

Release it dude. It's all good

>>718919449
sets me free hooman

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>>718921000
So much win

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all mighty king boberte I will set you free

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>>718921070
rolling for this

And the soc/ crew prevails.

>>718919449
Buy most expensive Lizzard housing stuff and worship it as a God. Make sure to pray to it at least once in the morning and once at night.

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get the fuck out of mice dice bag faggot bob or I will make you into a space program by throwing you.

Just go for the "ride the lightning" thing.
No money or go out of house needed.
Make an aluminun foil suit.
Wear lizard with it.
Put into microwave.
Low intensity.
Ride the lightning.
Send vid.

He needs a lot more cum in his habitat

>>718919449
Mix with salsa dip.
Eat with doritos.

>>718923539
This

Make love to it anally

>>718923539
Or the "fight fire with fire"
96°alcohol rain
Match fire
Send the vid with the dancing lizard

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Be free to roll

SPACE PROGRAM OR RIOT

>>718922811
fuck off edge lord

>>718919593
rolling for this

>>718919593
THIS

Hmm

>>718919718
Rolling for this, take good care of him OP

Make him high and feed him some doritos

>>718924103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sscYIVx4CgY

>>718924955
Come on dubs is enough

>>718919449

Cook it

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anons thread is over, if he is still out my window by the time I'm back then I'll make a new thread. He's pretty cozy in my dice bag so he might stay.

>>718924075
Roll

>>718919449

Show it up your urethra

>>718919449
name him roscoe and keep him as a pet

set him free

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>>718924075
rorr

>>718925226
I want nudes of bob

Space Program

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Make him fly

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>>718926475

>>718920173
roll

>>718924075
roll

>>718925157
roll
also add caprisun

Lizards eat insects and plants give him some meal worms

>>718919718
Roll

>>718921134

Name him Juan

keep him as a pet and take care of him until he dies of old age

>>718927679
Exactly those little fellas are a lot of fun

>>718919766
trips for this...

>>718924075
Raloo

>>718921134
Bob is going to restaurant.

>>718921134
call him siegheil, greet him every morning

I vote space program!

>>718923497
OP get cancer, did not delliver.

free him my nigga

>>718919449
Put a go pro on him and put him in the space program

>>718921000
Nice script

e scri

Keep as a pet and let dubs decide it's name

rubber band it to your cock

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SPACE PROGRAM

>>718930110
REROLL

>>718930146
I WANT THAT FUCKING SPACE PROGRAM

>>718930174
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Roll I WILL SIT HERE ALL NIGHT

>>718920003
Wornror

>>718930224
TRIPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (ReROLL)

>>718930297
FUCKING SPACE PROGRAMMMMM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLLLLL (Dankmemes)

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>>718921000
Trips Fairy has noticed you friendo. Well done.

>>718930395
REEEEEEEEEEROLLLLLL

>>718930443
REEEEEEEEEEEE IT WAS FUCKING 443 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Btw Roll For Space Program)

take good care of it

>>718929937

>>718919449
fucking edge lord tring to trap more animals. fuck off OP