ITT we're in Greggs

>>718903066
gee op i can't believe I'm paying £1.80 for an egg sandwich what to heck

can i have a chicken bake please

Egg custard please mate

>>718903066
Can I have a sausage and bean melt please

>>718903066
Two sausage rolls please

>>718903066
Hi m8 wot U got that's hot?

what's greggs

>>718903066
Fuck this just go poundbakery lad, get two steak bakes for a quid

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"is it ok if it's only just warm?"

>>718903249

This.

>>718903335
Geordie English bakery

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Y'all got lasagna?

got called racist in greggs earlier lads

>>718903492
tell us what happened lad

>>718903335
Newfag detected

>>718903527
i got called a racist in greggs

>>718903492

Chicken steakbakes ARE for niggers though.

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>>718903548

>>718903578
why were you called a racist?

>>718903578
ye but why

>>718903659
>>718903666
i was being racist

>>718903688
in greggs?

>>718903703
yeah it was in greggs

where be our meal deal at lads

>>718903290
Nuthin if it's past 10

Bacon bap cheers luv

>>718903341
>poundbakery
From Yorkshire or somewhere else down South aren't you?

WHAT DO MEAN THE FUCKING PIZZA SLICE WILL BE 6 MINUTES???

I'LL SMASH YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS FAM

>>718903066
wtf is a greggs

2 steak bakes and 6 slices of pizza with 2 bottles of coke and 80 yumyums

>>718904544
you damn britbongs with this dialect i dont understand

Only in USA would you find someone who cant take down a simple order

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>>718904625

geez a hoat pie an a bottle eh bru hen an pit the chinge in the jar

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Alright mate, I fancy one of those please matey
What do you mean I can't get the breakfast bacon butty?
So what it's not breakfast time?
Fuck you then, I'll go to the burger van over the road...

>>718903066
WHY'D YOU CHANGE THE PIZZA YOU CUNTS!?

>>718903066
shortcrust savoury please

>>718903736

still don't understand

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Allahu Akbar
>This wasn't done by the islamic people you racist cunts, you're a fucking white male- some white cucked liberal faggot

>>718904544
80 yumyums? you're sure to have a dicky tummy after that. How bout a tottenham cake lad?

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>>718903066
>ITT we're in Greggs

>>718904933
eman
e man

>>718904779

this is the worst roach coach I've ever seen

>>718903066
two sausage bean and cheese melts, bread pudding and a orange juice please boss man.

OWITE GAVANA? OILL AV' YER FOINEST SELECTION AF PASTRY WANKAS YAV GAT IN UR GAFFA U LUKEWARM SQUASHED FAKIN PASTIEZ AR NO GUD M8Y FAK OOOF YA CANT

>>718905029
You haven't been to a football game in Watford then.

Also, I'll have a box of yum yums and a caramel custard doughnut.
Cheers lad

>>718904258
Wales

>>718905029
>roach coach

amerifag detected

you can't go to a league 1 (or below) football game anywhere in the uk where the vans don't look like this

>>718905338
Oh god youre more unwanted here than the Australians

Why is there no apostrophe? Are there multiple Greggs?

>>718905507
i don't think you know how to use an apostrophe anon, or you don't know the name of the shop

gis a fuckin bacon baguette, a brew and a cinamon cake love cheers

whats a greggs and is it a good supermarket?

>>718905653
it's a chain bakery you pleb

>>718905507
Fuck off

>>718905507
>>718905735
this

>>718905575

It should be Gregg's.

>>718905761
It's Greggs, though. It isn't Gregg's shop.

Just Greggs.

>>718905761
no, the name is greggs. it's the exact same as the name 'james' ending in an S, you don't need a ' for jame's

>>718905761
Yanks defiling the language once more.

>>718905849

GREGGS IS A NAME????

"WHAT'S UP, GREGGS?"

LIKE THAT??

IS THIS IN RETARD WORLD? ??

Pretty sure this is the Greggs in Manchester

>>718903066
wtf is greggs?

>>718905761

You mean Gregory's

you fucking inbred piece of Amerifat cunt.

>>718905902

I'm Canadian, you rapist fuck.

>>718905983
learn to Queen's English then you fucking canuck.

>>718906038

Theyre too busy being the ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD OWNED BY FRANCE

How fucking cucked can these moosefuckers be?

i'm afraid i will have to ask you to leave if you keep getting political in my place, lads.

>>718906038

I sincerely doubt Queen Elizabeth approves of "GREGGS!" Like some tard wearing a helmet and throwing potatoes at old people.

>>718906122

What are you even talking about?

>>718906186

you just focus on keeping the sausage rolls warm you prat

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>>718906192

>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/8586029/Queens-garden-party-catered-by-Greggs.html

Checkmate

>>718906327
explain this, atheists

>>718906192

well i doubt she named the place personally but she knows how to use a fucking apostrophe.

>>718906425


"AAAAAAGH GREGGS!" *throws multiple potatoes at passers by*

>>718903066
Can have a bacon roll steak bake and a fudge donut please. I must say that 3 or 4 mornings a week.

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>mfw I work as an intern for Greggs head office and this is my viral marketing "meme" that I started. Somebodies getting hired...lads!

>>718906527
that only happens in scotland tbf

>>718905974
Greggs is a bakers chain here in the uk, pasties pastries sandwiches etc

>>718906609

You fat piece of shit. Kys

>>718905983
same bloody thing

>>718906673

It sounds rotten.

Excuses me, Do you have some Monster energy, some tater tots, hotpockets and dorito's?

on another note, did they change the steak beaks?

don't get me wrong i still love them but it seems like i get a lot more gristle and fat than i used to.

>>718906681
im not fat, for that very reason. Large meal for breakfast, very small lunch and then medium dinner.

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>>718906837
get the fuck out of here

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>>718906841

what about elevensies?
Brunch?
Afternoon tea?

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>>718906841

GREGGS

>>718906946
he's not a hobbit mate

>>718906990

>implying all UK people are not hobbits

clearly you're not from the UK

>>718906946
brunch most sundays, occasionally have an afternoon tea, scones clotted cream etc but thats very rare for me.

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>>718906990

see >>718907049


checkmate again, atheist

>>718903066
WHAT'S THE SOUP TODAY LOVE?

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Greggs

>>718905960
the one at the back of deansgate?

>>718907111
I think your trying to have a laugh at the expensive of us brits. I don't see what you think you've achieved but if your a happy chappy then i am too.

Anyone here remember the festive bake? Shit was so good, and the chicken curry lattice... damn I want a Greggs now, although I'd have to settle for a steak bake and chicken bake, fresh from the oven

>>718907342

Learn to spell, you fucking child molester.

>>718907398
greggs christmas themed goods are always top notch

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>>718907342

>you're

nice try Pajeet, i know your callcentre isnt in this country, and i know you swam here, you cunt.

>>718907426
Please point out my spelling errors old bean.

>>718906673
Why do you uk people always pander to americans?

I see it all the time, it's like "sempai noticed me, he must really care!"

fucking pathetic

t.britbong.

>>718907497

>expensive

>>718905823
but who is greggs

>>718907437
Damn straight, only thing that's shit right now would probably be the bombay potato bake, bland and nasty, wish they'd bring back the BBQ pulled pork range, that was the game changer

>>718903530
>someone's from a different part of the world than me
>OH LOOK YOU'RE A NEWFAG KEK LAWL XDXDXD

fuck off you autistic twat

>>718907509
>"why do you pander to americans?"
>greggs does not sell semiautomatic firearms, 4l mountain dew, cheetos and twinkies

try again you fat cunt

Has anyone noticed that girls waste having a vagina? If I had one, I'd put so many cool things up it. Girls treat it like it's sacred or something.

Imagine the dildos you could fit up a cunt. Man.

>>718907509
He asked a question i answered his question. If thats your idea of pathetic that certainly explains your failing education system and the widely held belief that americans are stupid and ignorant.

>>718907737
'scuse us lad, keep it PG!

>>718907737
sir this is a family friendly food establishment i'm going to have to ask you to leave

>>718907273
balls and anus luv

>>718907546
typo, i think it should be pretty obvious to most people

>>718907840

>The people who spell is "Greggs" with no apostrophe.

>>718907342
*You're* you fucking simpleton.

>>718908468
Your mother is fat ugly slut who likes to use your dildo when you're out cruising for cock.

I know the difference i just don't bother when it comes to messaging boards