Today is my birthday! Show me sexy, big titty, wide hipped chubbies.

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happy birthday anon!

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Here's my chubby little wife wwyd

Happy birthday bro

>>718900669
tell her to get the fuck out of the tub, she's scraping it with her heels.
then, she needs to get a new phone, the old one has a potatocam, even for the 90's.
after that, make her pay for the phone and tub by shaking all that blubber until i splort down into that butt and make her lick me clean.

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>>718900910
What about now?

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Happy birthday anon. Have a pic of the GF's tits

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happy birthday

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happy bday - enjoy my chubby ex

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>>718900343
happy bday u lil faggot

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>>718902821

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>>718902921

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>>718902943

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>>718902984

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>>718901036
Wife s friend

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>>718903013

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>>718903085

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>>718903305

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>>718903742
are you enjoying op ?

>>718903937
Hell yeah. I guess today I'm thinking about how I really ought to have some kids soon if I'm ever going to. I'm growing an appreciation for fecund women like this now.

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>>718907098

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>>718907144

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>>718907169

>>718903082

More of this chick

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>>718907251

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>>718908430
It's magical! (pretty eyes tho)

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My wife shaking her ass for your birthday anon. What would you like her to do next?

>>718909994
Hitting the gym. She's a horrible lazy mannish shape.

>>718910089
You in the wrong thread maybe?

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>>718902921
>>718903305

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>>718910222
Nah. Are you sure you're not looking for the Hank Hill Appreciation thread?

>>718900669
I'd advise you get divorced, but then again, you are probably a disgusting slob yourself, so you deserve each other

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>>718910482
Huh? You trying real hard for that reddit screen cap but I don't think it's gonna happen son. You mad your virgin thread is dead? Post something you didn't find on the Internet

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happy birthday

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>>718900343
Happy birthday fag

>>718910490
Dude just stop. You sound angry people are posting real girls. It's OK to be a vigin in your 30s

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>>718910666
>reddit
>meme response
>mad
>virgin
Holy fuck. I can see how you ended up with than man-assed swamp donkey. You have the mind of a 14 year old American.

>>718910782
And you still posting bitches you found on google. Post 1 bitch you fucked.

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Tomorrow is my birthday! 24. Happy birthday faggot

>>718910782
>talking shit about people over the internet
Yea I'm the one acting 14. Still waiting to see your girl

>>718909994
A 360º turn followed by a sensual hand on hip contrapposto! (weight on one leg, hips tilted) I'm a sculptor. Your wife has a nice ass.

>>718910864
Why would I share private photos of my GF with underage teenage boys and insecure man-children on an anonymous message board? Not only is that pathetic attention-seeking, but it's only going to come back and bite you in the ass.

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Titties for your birthday anon!

>>718911298
Sure buddy whatever you say. You gonna talk shit about people over the internet like a little bitch but can't post a pic of his "girlfriend". Lol you are pathetic

>>718911429
You're getting baited hard, mate. Stop being dumb.

>>718901496
nice tits. moar?

>>718911298
So you are only on this site to talk shit to people? Way to show people how old and mature you are

>>718909994
Gross

did I accidently come to /r/ or /s/?

>>718911515
I have nothing better to do. I'm at work so might as we'll keep this guy occupied. I'm actually laughing over here

>>718911657
>I'm actually laughing over here
It's fun to pretend on the internet. You're angry, mate. Claiming that you're sitting on your own laughing right now, when you clearly got tetchy and defensive, only proves that you're tetchy and defensive.

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>>718911657
>laughing
No you're not.

>>718911824
What's tetchy? You wrote it twice so I assume you didn't spell ot wrong. Ohhhh yea I'm sooo mad over here. Lol the guy posting google images don't like my wife....... Whatever will I do

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>>718911868
I actually am.

pic totally related.

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>>718911657
>I'm actually laughing over here

>>718908011
Is this girl's name Roxy? Looks just like a friend of mine and I'd love to know it's her.

>>718911868
Please realize I have 8 hours to burn. Days go by much faster when you have someone to talk to. I like to start fights with thread trolls......

>>718912099
Your gif don't move mate

>>718912172
Why don't you have anyone to talk to? Is it hard to make friends when you're dense and your wife looks like a man?

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>>718912211
Neither does your wife's hideous pancake ass when she shakes it.

>>718912246
He already stated he was at work. Thanks for following along

>>718912246
I'm texting her also. But I talk to her every day. If there is one thing I learned there is always 1 person in chubby threads on the weekend I can play with so today it was you. I'll be here for another 6 hours so please keep going

>>718912350
>He
Nice try. You can't text friends while at work?

>>718912211
>gif don't move mate
Jesus, let's let this poor soul be, boys. Life's clearly a struggle for him.

>>718912318
Lol good one. Still waiting on your OC.

>>718912318
>>718912405
You're getting destroyed, anon. You're not playing with anyone. Watching you lie to yourself like this is cringe-inducing.

>>718912501
And yet you are still here talking to me.

>>718912501
Please don't leave me...... Troll me more man I'm so mad right now seriously

>>718912693
The final stage is acceptance, anon

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>>718912484
Do I have to explain this to you again? Why are you so slow? Kindly conjure up another comeback, instead of repeating yourself over and over again like some sort of rain man. Fine, anon. Here's a pic of my GF's ass. Go ahead and pretend it's not 1000 times better than your wife's man ass.

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>>718912807
Thank god, I thought you gave up. What you gotta say about this one?

>>718912899
Lmao nice pic anon. You sure sound like a guy who has it all figured out

>>718912902
That's a good tape job. This dude knows what he's doing.

>>718912986
Tape job?

>>718912968
Now that you've lost your only comeback, you're resorting to nonsensical sarcasm? What's your IQ? 74?

>>718913021
Holy fuck, you're retarded.

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happy bday anon

>>718913078
he's implying that this is a guy that's taped his dick to his stomach

>>718913154
>>718913021
meant that for you

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>>718912902
This makes my penis sad.

>>718913154

>>718913224
And then you post this? Shamefull

>>718913078
Yep that's what it's come to anon. One question though, does it make you feel better to talk shit to random people on the web or are you just bored and lonely?

>>718913224
Built like my ex. More?

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>>718909994
>>718912902
not even if i was drunk as a sailor and hadn't been fucked in a year

>>718913467
Like a sack of potatoes?

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>>718913421
I thought you were having fun and laughing, anon? Do us a favour and post your wife from the front. I need a good chuckle.

>>718911295
have u got anything more risque of this cutey?

>>718913499
So do you get fucked often? Do you have a strap on she could use? Is that what this is about, you are mad you haven't been fucked In awile? I'm here to talk anon

>>718913637
Nahh would rather look at the girls you are fucking, still waiting on anything you got that isn't potato quality

>>718913504
Yep. Nice comfy fuck tho. Love big girl nipples/areola like hers.

>>718913662
Stop with the cringe-inducing high school comebacks and post your wife from the front.

>>718913769
Still waiting on anything you got bud. I don't count that terrible pic you posted before because it was garbage

>>718913758
I'm not surprised you'd rather look at low quality pics of my GF, anon. Her ass makes your husband's ass look like a deflated balloon. I wouldn't ride that thing you've married into battle.

>>718913841
Jesus Christ. He's resorted back to his one and only comeback. You're not too bright, are you?

>>718913769
For a chubby thread troll to call anyone or anything cringe is hilarious. You are talking shit to people over the internet...... Please understand what I'm doing is because I'm bored and stuck at work. But you woke up today and thought it would be fun to troll 4chan. Get a life mate

>>718914053
Post your wife from the front. I know you've got the pics. Don't be afraid.

>>718914026
And you aren't very fun anymore. Well it was fun but I think I'm gonna take a nap. Have fun with your trolling buddy. What a fun way to spend your Saturday

>>718914194
Post your wife from the front.

shit niggers, just post chubby grills

>>718914285
i think hes gone off to cry

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>>718914285
OK if you wanna see her so bad here you go. I really gotta go though, I gotta cover chow in a little while

>>718914941
OMG WHAT IS THAT THING HANGING FROM HER VAGINA?
IS SHE GIVING BIRTH TO A POUND OF HAMBURGER MEAT?

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>>718914941
>>718915236

>>718915236
>>718915394
Never seen a vagina in real life I see.

>>718901812
Jabba The Slut...?

>>718915532
I've seen plenty, and none of them have had roast beef curtains that hang out further than your Dad's dick. Kek.

>>718901971
Please post more of those heavy hangers.

>>718914941
>>718915532
anon my wife is 47 with 3 kids and her labia doesn't sit out half that far

>>718915614
I'm not even the guy who posted but you are trying very hard. Looks like a vagina to me

>>718915728
pics?

>>718915773
Nice try. Your wife's pussy looks like it's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun.

>>718915728
So all vaginas are supposed to look the same? Have you seen more than one?

>>718915778
I have 3 kids. I'm not posting their mother on the internet. What do you take me for?

>>718915778
Shitposter don't post pics, they shitpost

>>718915930
Suure buddy keep up with that line

>>718915871
i've had sex with 13 women. granted that's not many considering how many years i've been on this earth, and 2 of those were prostitutes, but i've been married for a long time. i have never, ever seen a vagina with a labia that sits out as far as her's does, and i would run a mile if i did

>>718911387
Ty honey.

>>718916123
You're talking to a dude.

>>718915930
i mean
you don't /have/ to post her face
just post her ass or some shit tbh fam

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>>718915858
kek

>>718914941
I'm thinkin' Arby's

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>>718914941
>a wife that can teabag you back

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>>718916496

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sauce : https://fr.xhamster
.com/photos/view/2962858-49122577.html#content

enjoy :)

>>718916099
this guy has either never been with a girl who masturbates or never been with a woman who he made earth shakingly aroused. labia fill with blood, like dicks do, so they can get bigger when aroused, this is compounded by the fact that women's sex organs are a closed opening in their body with folds to catch the penis.

this guy should realize the same pussy can look different ways. Granted, I don't find the picture in discussion to be fappable.

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>>718916603
You watch too much porn, and your opinions are all internet assembled.

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>>718916634
>>718916546
>>718916496
Anyone want more of this slut?

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>>718900343

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>>718916728

>>718916769
Don't ask if you're going to post anyway, attention-seeker.

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>>718900343
okay sir

>>718916852
4chan police. You post alot for a guy who doesn't have anything to contribute

>>718916852
Try doing literally anything besides bitching and complaining

>>718916728
Yeup

>>718917053
This is how he spends his weekends. It's kinda sad really

>>718916728
who is it?

>>718917152
Looks like a girl to me

>>718917053
>>718917139
>kinda sad
Says the lonely cunt with the ugly wife that's talking to himself.

>>718917053
>>718917139
subtle samefagging anon

>>718916196
Thanks, babe.

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>>718917278
>>718917234

So subtle lol

You said something stupid, and instead of just manning up, we instead find you bitching and complaining yet again. What a surprise.

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From /k/ with love.

>>718917511
Yet again? And what stupid thing? Are you unwell?

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Just stop. No-one is samefagging in this thread but you. You poor excuse for a man. Go outside and meet people and learn what life is about, maybe you can even find a girl....

>>718917686
>>718917639
>>718917511
He's just a shitty human being. Grant his every wish, and he will bitch and moan like a little pussy.

>>718917846
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>718917846
Yea that's true. Should we start a go fund me for this guy to move out of grandmas basment and get him laid somehow?

>>718917931
I think he is saying you are a miserable human being and nothing will make you not miserable

>>718918071
>>718917931
>>718917639
>>718917278
>>718917234
Nah fuck that

It's nice watching him sputter about in his own ignorance.

>>718918071
>>718918218
You two should date.

>>718918218
But what if by god he find a big enough slut to fuck him and he passes those shitty genes to the next generation. We owe it to the future to try and save this poor soul

>>718918418
Adults are talking here. Sit in the corner till we figure out what to do with you

>>718918418
Bro I'm just samefagging remember

Subtly

Fucking dipshit

>>718918544
The other anon is the only one of you two that has any semblance of intelligence. Don't cling to his comebacks as if they're your own, mongoloid. Without him, you'd still be pretending you were taking a nap.

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>>718917152
>>718917102
>>718916728
>>718916769
A fuckbuddy of mine

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>>718900343
Hpybday

>>718916898
Perfect nipples

>>718918692
I admit it, anon. I was wrong. Pardon me for thinking it was unlikely that anyone would take time out of their day to defend an easily baited man-child on 4chan. What's got you all worked up and annoyed?

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666

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happy bday anon

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Like this?

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>>718919844
and this?

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>>718919874

Or this?

>>718917629
>posting a famas in a chubby thread

Seems about right

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>>718920027

this too

>>718906115
Very nice!

>>718911516
You don't say moar you say thank you pig

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>>718920471

also this one

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>>718920810

dont forget this one

>>718915985
bad kek faggot

Thanks, everyone!

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>>718900343
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>>718919736
jesus christ who's deliberately cruel to someone on their birthday.

You're a cunt.

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Here's my gf anon. Enjoy

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>>718924020
>Here's my gf

Weird... I found another pic of your GF

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>>718924020
>my gf

and guess what... there are more...

Should I continue?

>>718924914
Yes

>>718924914
>>718924800
please do

>>718924020
>>718924800
>>718924914

your gf? Fuck off neckbeard virgin!