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Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop. I even had it fucking password lock, but for some reason my wife was able to get into it. I had a whole file dedicated to loli, but what I had in a folder that was hidden deep in my PC was all of my KP. So I walked into the house and the bitch flips on me. I'm like "what's wrong", she shows me the laptop with the KP playing. I'm like wtf are you doing with my laptop, she threatens to go to the police and storm's out and takes the kids with her. she says she doesn't trust me around our kids anymore. What should I do?
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May as well end it.
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>>718884039
fpbp
If you like cp/kp/loli you should kill yourself.
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>>718883881
you are fucked if true and not bait there is nothing you can do
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what is KP
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Cut your junk off. Sick fuck
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>>718883881
Your copypasta is stale.
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>>718883881
Cool story, bro,
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>>718884460
krabby patty, fam
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>KP not CP

fucking newfag tryhard

Nothing wrong with Kim Possible porn
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If this is real I hope you like BBC OP.
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Nice pasta bra
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>>718884590
he took the kids and my laptop and I think she is staying at her mother's house. I've been calling all day but she's not picking up. It's not like I was cheating on her or anything, hell I could've been downloading it for research purposes, I could have seen one of those little boys in the video walking down the street and offered my help.... because I'm the type of guy that helps people. I would be the only one who would know what this boy is going thru and other people would just see another kid.
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>>718883881
Tell all kinds of programs and sht was installed when you bought/got the pc. Someonenprobably returned it to the store without they cleaning it. Or that u bought it from ebay oeär some sht. Denial is ur only chance. Oh and hardformat or erase that sht. Simple "delete" wont work from cops.
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>>718883881
Stop watching Loli dipshit looser
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>>718883881
>What should I do?

Stat a poorly-worded and grammar mangling bait thread on an anonymous Mongolian throat singing board.
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>>718885515
Start*
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>>718883881
She shouldn't trust you around them and you should be in prison being assraped to death
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>>718884792
>kek
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>>718885515
Ok grammar cop, eat my dick. I don't need your advice on how to get an A on a fucking essay I'm trying to get my wife back
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Say it wasn't you
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Tell her it was either:
1) Watching the porn and enjoying yourself
2) Using the kids and enjoying yourself

She will understand an come back with those options.
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>>718885973
but seriously the only thing that will solve this problem, (if it's real) is group therapy. Because your wife seems decisive and confident in her decision. Which unfortunately (for you) is a valid one.

but that is a genuine response to something that is most likely fake. please make fun of me /b/
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>>718885515
>>718885973
I've tried to tell her it was a glitch that saved the KP under my photos on the laptop but she can see that I've also been storing other family photos in the same folder so she knows I've must have seen it. And she has my laptop so she can see all the sites I've been visiting as well
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>>718886295
The bitch just called me back she says she just turned in the computer to the authorities and she says a warrant for my arrest has been issued I'm now driving around in my dad's old truck trying to figure out how I'm going to make that bitch pay for this....all I ever wanted was to be able to cum and not think twice about it but know my life is fucking ruined all because my whore of a wife wants to get out of our marriage.... I wouldn't have to look at this stuff if me and her had sex more often and now I'm fucked
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>>718886295

Fuck the kids that'll show her!
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>>718883881
You are fucked op. And you deserve it. There is only one way out of this anon. You know what you must do...
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lolicon is life
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You are fucked.

Enjoy jail.
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>>718884758
FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES BAHAHAHA YOUR FUCKED IN THE HEAD END IT FAG
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>>718886798
I hope this is true so you can learn a lesson. Marriage is only for cucks and now your house and bank account belongs to her. Look at what marriage did to brendan fraser
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>>718884758

>research purposes
They've never heard that one before.
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>>718886798

She's a bitch because she found out you're a creepy pedophile fapping to pictures of kids being raped.

Yeah, what a cunt.

You deserve everything you get. Let's hope it's custodial.
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>>718887427
I wonder if suicide ever crossed his mind.
He looks like he's one bottle of alcohol away from taking his own life
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>>718886295
Your dad must be so proud that a pedo is in his truck.
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>>718887507
This.
>>718886798
You deserve to get raped and if you needed to fucking let a load off why TO FUCKING CHILDREN THERES TONS OF PORN THAT ISNT ILLEGAL OUT THERE YOU FAGGOT I HOPE YOU GET RAPED OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN PRISON
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If the police did not go for you, it's because your wife's stupid wants you to look for her and ask her to forgive you and tell her to change you, you must swear to her that you will change and when she forgives you and you are sure she has no proof In your against you send the shit. A person who wants to change you is bullshit bullshit
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>>718883881
Normally I don't help pedos. But here's the breaks: You are fucked. Sorry, FUCKED. That's more like it. You will be imprisoned and destroyed by the criminal justice system.

In all likelihood your wife has either called the cops and told them everything, is planning to call the cops and tell them everything, is debating that same course of action, or has told someone else who will white knight and call the cops. No matter what the cops are going to be called into this.

You have a few options, most are terrible though.

1- Kill Yourself (this may well be better than the alternatives)
2-Flee the country, if you don't have a passport then cross the border into Canada(super loose border compared to mexico) and disappear into the north under an assumed name. If you do have a passport then fly somewhere you can then buy or rent a vehicle to drive or sail to somewhere else decently far from your initial destination. Disappear and start again.
3-Be either really brave or really stupid and confess. (Can't say I'd go for this one)
4-Murder. Kill your wife and her mother. The kids too. Burn it all down and claim insanity.
5-Balls out, hire an attorney. Go to the police and claim your wife is about to try to frame you with a laptop she stole from you and loaded with kiddie porn. Make her out to be the villain and crush her forever.
6-Set yourself on fire while blasting One Direction outside her mother's house. (This one is my favorite so if trips or above I command it be done by the will of kek).

Moral of the story: Kiddie Porn is a bad idea. Don't do it you sick fucks.
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>>718884137
What's fpbp?
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>>718888111
The will of kek has spoken
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>>718885758
Why just beacuse he like KP
so lets Assrape all the homos
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>>718888111
That's trips after quads btw. Kek wills it.
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>>718886798

Now I know it's bait.
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>>718886798
>I'm now driving around in my dad's old truck
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>>718883881 (OP)
>>718888111

Option 5 is the best one.
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>>718888111
>This one is my favorite so if trips or above I command it be done by the will of kek

AH HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>718888111
Dear sweet keksus those digits
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>>718888111
>if trips or above I command

Well, you got your work cut out for you, op.
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>>718888432
Not anymore it's not.

As he says here: >>718886798
She already turned it over. The my wife is framing me angle will NOT hold up in court if he says it after she accuses him.
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Must get septs
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>>718888659
Rerolling
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>>718888705
And again, it's gonna happen, I can feel it.
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>>718888659
Rawl
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>>718888811
One more
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>>718888705
If SEPTS then the pedo must bow to the will of kek and immolate himself.
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>>718888851
Gah
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>>718888705
Rollin 2
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>>718888811
Ha. Faggot
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>>718888861
Reroll
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>>718888888
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>>718883881
Bro, there's no way I can see you as the victim here.
Get fucked in prison, or kill yourself before the authorities can get to you.
Either way, one less pedo on the street.
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>>718883881
fucking kill yourself
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>>718883881 (OP)

HE WAS DOING IT FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES!!!!

Leave the pedo alone while he drives in his dads truck brings his dad into this causing more drama.

>>718883881
You know what must be done....
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>>718883881
just blame it on a virus, but if she into your pc password I bet she keylogged your password which means she pretty much knows
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This is a fucking copypasta you ignorant fucks, from the darkest depths of the interwebz.
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>>718889294
Kek still wills that the pedo OP must immolate himself.
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>>718888111
W-wait kek is real????????!?!?!?
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>>718883881
>Tell the cops you'ur wife planted the kp becuse she caught you cheating on her
But i know this is pasta i seen same tread 2 mos ago
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>>718889404
Of course kek is real. He's helping me regain my own powers and soon we're going to brobang dp this planet.
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>>718889404
Of course he is, he is an ancient Egyptian meme (god)
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>>718889500
500 club btw.
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>>718889500
>>718889530
Hivemind
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what if this is all just a prank?
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>>718883881
How old are your kids?
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>>718889747
It's a copy pasta for bait newfags
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>>718889404
It's true all of it. The memes. The gets. All of it.
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>>718883881 (OP)
Welcome to your new life.
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>>718888111
I don't wanna go to jail but I don't wanna let down my beloved family here at 4chan so by the will of kek I shall choose your option 6 and do what must be done
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You guys are all newfags

OP Post a screen of your kp folder and rename a file into banana
If he dont do that is fake
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could just join the French Foreign Legion OP
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>>718890133
Wisdom
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According to OP, he came home and the KP was playing on his laptop. And then later, Op claims that his wife turned the laptop in to police. Get your story straight before you troll. No man on earth would have let his wife take the laptop with her. This story is bullshit. Nice try though.
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>>718890133
My wife has my computer and plus now I'm getting gasoline to do that one direction thing
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>>718890439

See you on the other side OP! I know im going to hell too.
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>>718890368
You don't know my wife like I know her trust me there was no getting it back
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>>718890576

Why are you not KYS yet? Livestream if dubs/
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why is /b/ full of faggots like jesus christ you guys are all pussies for real
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>>718884758
>she took the laptop.
your a cuck
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>>718890439
Except you're not.
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>>718888111
KEK WILLS IT
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>>718890576
Bullshit. No one is that stupid. No one on earth would be that stupid. You said yourself that she had it playing when you walked in. You could have deleted it right then and there. This is a poorly concocted story. Work on your lie and try it again in a new thread.
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>>718885758

If anyone needs to be assraped to death it would be all the fucking moralfags plaguing /b/.
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>>718883881
mmmhmhmmh god this pasta is so fucking good
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Kill every one, I mean your whole family then fly to mexico. Get new identity and passport. From there go to thailand and find some young kids. Live happily ever after.
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
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>>718883881

Step 1: Delete the stache.
Step 2: Securely wipe hard drive.
Step 3: Destroy hard drive, and place new hard drive in laptop.
Step 4: Hope she didn't take photo/video evidence of the incriminating material.
Step 5: Deny all knowledge when she gets the fuzz involved.

Let's be honest, once they break into your house and seize your electronics and find no evidence, you should have plausible deniability and get off only living with the guilt of what you've been getting off to you sick fuck. Then you follow step 6a or 6b or 6c below:

Step 6a: Get mental help.
Step 6b: Kill yourself
Step 6c: Stop telling lies on the internet about shit that never happened.

t. Hackerman
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>>718890775
This. Besides the wife will prattle on about not wanting to leave the kids near him; yet I bet you she won't bat an eyelid when they are given their indoctrination to the world of fags and trannies. Women are the Achilles' Heel of civilization.
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>>718888262
"first post best post" - l2google
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>>718888298
Wouldn't they enjoy it though?
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hiding a folder is something a 10 year old would try to do.

>> coincidentally likely something you have been beating off to. If you couldn't be bothered to invest in the slightest amount of effort into encryption and proper storage methods for socially unacceptable material, then you really have no one else to blame.

Should have married a fellow pedo, buddy.
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>>718890760
Listen I don't wanna argue about the details the fact of the matter is that I asked her to give me back the laptop and she said she would think about after she storms out and before I know it she is in the car with our two kids ready to pull away bound for her mother's house
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>>718891417
It's your laptop. Take it back.
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>>718891065
Unless they're pedo's too, faggots and trannies have no sexual interest in kids.

Therefor they're less dangerous. Also you're an idiot for thinking that sex is always a loving act and cannot possibly be bad.

That kind of logic, is why pedo's should get assfucked.
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>>718891417
>>718891716
And bring a big ass magnet
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>>718883881
>What should I do?
Kill yourself for posting such total shit
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>>718888262
/pol/ speak
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>>718883881

tell ehr you have a problem, you understand, but you can't go to jail. explain that you can't be in the kids lives is understandable, but that you would love it if you could at least have supervised visits. you'd never hurt them, the same way that loving a woman doesn't mean you'd ever molest one who's in your family.

accept that its over but that you'll get to be single again and not have to take care of kids
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>>718891065
to add to >>718891756
There's a homosexual out there in prison who only wants to love you and doesn't actually want to hurt you. Getting assfucked by him might lead to a loving relationship as you grow into it.

(pedo logic applied in reverse)
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>>718891756
Have anymore assumptions?
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When I was 13 I hid my porn better than you.

>Encrypted zip file with a long password.
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>>718888111
>6-Set yourself on fire while blasting One Direction outside her mother's house. (This one is my favorite so if trips or above I command it be done by the will of kek).

Winar
Do it OP
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>>718885927
Yeah, but unfortunately, that's not going to happen.
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>>718888111
feels good knowing that kek still silently guides us.
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>>718890439
so long, OP. May you find hilarity with Kek on the other side
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Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop. I even had it fucking password lock, but for some reason my wife was able to get into it. I had a whole file dedicated to loli, but what I had in a folder that was hidden deep in my PC was all of my KP. So I walked into the house and the bitch flips on me. I'm like "what's wrong", she shows me the laptop with the KP playing. I'm like wtf are you doing with my laptop, she threatens to go to the police and storm's out and takes the kids with her. she says she doesn't trust me around our kids anymore. What should I do?
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>>718892512
Who's this semen demon?
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>>718892869
no clue TBH.
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>>718892857
>What should I do?
The kids. Memories to last a lifetime.
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>>718892996 This guys pasta is stale
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>>718891417
Listen, faggot, if punching your wife in the face is necessary to get your laptop back, you should have done it. You know assault charges are better than being murdered in prison for possession of CP. Then you destroy the computer and when she claims it had CP on it, you claim you got fed up with her shit and punched her in the face and now she's lying because she's upset. And even if the cops believe you, there's no evidence.

But you didn't do this, and it was stupid for you not to do this. If she storms out, you run right the fuck after her and get your goddamn laptop back. This is what a reasonable person would do if for some reason a reasonable person would have kiddie porn on their computer in a "secret file" as opposed to a heavily encrypted zip file. I'm not saying you were asking for this, but you sure as fuck didn't take adequate steps to prevent it.
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>>718893174
I meant, "even if the cops don't believe you."
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>>718884039
I strongly favour this option.
One way or another, your life is over so you might as well die on your own terms rather than get killed, go to jail and/or be unemployable for eternity.
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>>718893174
This.
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>>718893135
I know but thought I'd say it anyway, before the thread dies.
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>>718888030
le reddit! you're a bit late
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>>718885927
Tell the real cops to eat your dick
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Simple blame your wife
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>>718886798
One more thing: If at all possible, kill or at least beat and beat and beat and beat your wife for touching your computer.

If you had login codes etc. on it, she obviously went through some effort to gain access.

I.e., she was looking for something to get you in trouble/put you on a leash and she found more than she bargained for.

She's a vile, manipulative, prying piece of shit, with no respect for the privacy and integrity of others.

She's not a kiddy-fiddler like yourself, though.
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>>718888432
First mover advantage
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Well lets do some thinking shall we? Lets do an analysis on this story, the paragraph starts of with Yesterday, Then he cuts through the cheese and says his wife has found his stash of loli. Obviously he had his computer protected with his password, so the question is how did the wife get the password. Was it something simple, something related to his lively surroundings, maybe so much so that his wife guessed it because it could of been a birthday or a phrase he always uses? What ever it was, there was a vulnerability and his wife exploited it. >>718886798 Second, his first thought is to come on /B/ like he owns the place and seemingly explains the situation, Also you would think a person like this would be at least some bit paranoid because it also seems like he isolates his laptop from his wife and the pure fact of her going on it seemed to startle him when he said he was having a nice day until that happened, why wouldn't he have just set up another account and let her use that one? A lot of married folks share there computers, its not an uncommon thing, heck some even share the same account. So if it was real maybe her suspicions led her to see what the hell he was doing on that computer.
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>>718893900
He could potentially be stupid.
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>>718893983
He should have left her for the kids and taken half her assets.
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>>718894036
>taken half her assets

Doesn't work if you are a man.
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>>718888111
KEK WILLS IT.
KILL YOURSELF, OP!!!
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>>718894094
I wasn't referring to money. He should take her breasts as part of the separation. After all, she would be willing to take his funds, which he grew himself.
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>>718883881
Fbi.gov
Admit your crime and serve sentence
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>>718893900 -- me again,

Also the time in between >>718886798
this reply and the start of the thread is 40 minutes. By the way he said it was yesterday, so i am assuming he has all the time to be posting this, although he could have used his phone with DATA since she called him as he was driving his dads truck.
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Also the time in between >>718886798
this reply and the start of the thread is 40 minutes. By the way he said it was yesterday, so i am assuming he has all the time to be posting this, although he could have used his phone with DATA since she called him as he was driving his dads truck.
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>>718893900
My wife has her own computer she uses to write code and programs on. She was not suppose to be on mine and when I walked into the house she was standing in the kitchen by the back door I asked her how was her day. Then I noticed she had the laptop on the counter, she spins it around and I'm in shock I scream at her and asked " what are you doing with my laptop. She says " is this why you wanted to take the kids out of town this weekend" I was planning on taking my son to a Lions game for his birthday it was going to be a surprise but she was so in to what was playing on my laptop to even listen to reason. I asked if we can just sit down and talk about it she said ok, I go into the front room and she goes out the back door. I didn't even know the kids were in the car until it was to late.
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>>718893900
>it could of been
retard
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>>718894966
Friday moron it's Saturday now
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>>718894094
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>>718895011
>she uses to write code and programs on
Fuck off, Marissa.
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>>718883881
Oh I haven't seen this pasta for ages.

I cant be arsed to read the thread but do people know that this is pasta?

It's stale pasta
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>>718895405
>computer settings: UK English
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>>718895405
no they do not
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>>718883881
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>>718895493
yeah I just woke up and having my fucking scones and crumpets dipped in my fucking tea because i'm fucking british and it's the best fucking thing to do before deciding the day is fucking ruined by cunts like you and i go back to my bed and cry until it gets dark enough to leave the house so i don't have to fucking see any light outside my fucking window so i can just fucking pretend that i'm fucking dead so fucking cunts like you WON'T FUCK UP MY PERECT BREAKFAST OF SCONES, CRUMPETS AND FUCKING TEA because it's morning here in england and morning is always the best part of the day I hope you are having a lovely morning too you cunt
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>>718895605
the only thing i always wondered about these, are there people who make posts and and this is the only thing that keep them from suicide or these are just bots?
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>>718895783
saved
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>>718888111
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>>718895783
Im in Canada and its 3am in the morning, i havint gone to bed yet but Im about too.
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>>718895783
I fucking hate you Brits, you left this country in hands of corrupt fucks
t. Former colony
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What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Your options:
1. Go into therapy and convince her you are doing your best to deal with it.
2. Kidnap the kids and go abroad.
3. End her before she contacts police and hope she hasnt discussed it with anyone.
4. Go to jail.
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Everyone who took the b8 has browsed less than 2 months
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>>718886798
Just kill her and try run away from your state
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>>718883881

Enjoy the raep in prison shitlord pedo cunt.
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>>718883881
Should have just left it at the loli bro.
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>>718883881
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Tell her that's what she gets for looking around. If she didn't want to find bad things, she wouldn't go looking for bad things
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why so many angry normies?

does no one this board know its history?
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>>718901137
>doesn't know the le pretend to be angry may may
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>>718901813
>implying half these replies are ironic
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>>718883881
fake and gay. all the newfags think this is real.
i've seen this same story so many times here
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kill wife
take children
enjoy life
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>>718895355
Bob?
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>>718885927
She's gone, man. Just turn yourself in and save some time.
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>>718886798
You deserve it waste of life pedo
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>>718886798
I like how everything is her fault.
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dam op, i'd start a new life under a new name, do you have money? you will need a identity. if she has gone to the police they will have put a no fly on you so don't even think about going to the airport.

goodlcuk
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All these gullible moralfags believing this shit lmao No wonder Trump got elected.
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>>718883881
Your fucked.
As if will believe it was saved to your computer by mistake. She obviously knew you were a sicko she just needed to get the proof. Good luck looking any family or friends in the eye again.
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Curious to know what was your password?
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>>718908124
[email protected]
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>>718883881
mmm pasta
anyhow
>current year of our sweet lord
>not having the whole hdd encrypted

even for normie stuff, especially a laptop

>>718884758
i always wanted to fuck jodi arias in the ass

something about psycho
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>>718883881
kinderporno

you fuck it up kiddo, a hero now before the loli troops arrive. Tadaima! Dont let them catch u alive mate
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>>718883881
What the fuck is KP?
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>>718888111
>Flee the country
Only way you're going to get out of this a free man is not to go home.
You're in your dad's truck now, you and him are the only ones who know this? Your only shot now is if he takes you straight to Mexico, then you beat it out of Mexico too before anyone gets the idea and petitions Mexican authorities.
Catch a plane to Asia/Africa/east Europe, cross into another country by land (bring cash to buy cheap second hand car) so there's no border control tracking where you are currently. Start your new life as a fugitive living off the grid.
Hope you have survival skills OP. Otherwise the clink might be your better option.
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>>718909016
Oh and if you do this, unless your dad's coming with you, he'll be doing time too for abetting a fugitive.
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>>718883881
Run & get used to loneliness
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>>718884460
kp-korean pop
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>>718883881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VX18fVsyNc
GOGO TRUMP
anyone want nudes?
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>>718888111
>claim your wife is about to try to frame you with a laptop she stole from you and loaded with kiddie porn
Won't work. Forensics will check the FS and see a pretty natural development over a long period of time of that loli archive building up.
It's hugely incredulous that OP's wife had either the skill or the time to fake this. When it's sourced by an agency that can actually theoretically fake this, it's generally accepted as authentic. Let alone from some freaked out soccer mom.

They'll bring in an SME and he'll mangle OP in court like one of the lolis he faps to.
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>>718895011
>>718895011
>I go into the front room and she goes out the back door.

hoo boy, she had an escape plan ready? dude you are beyond fucked, grab your shit and get on a plane to a place with no extradition, you are minutes away from her deciding to call the feds to bust your ass, go right now
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>>718884758
>I could have seen one of those little boys in the video walking down the street and offered my help.... because I'm the type of guy that helps people.

Shitty bait-like typing detected...
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>>718883881
You should be able to trust your wife implicitly and she should feel the same way towards you.

Her deliberate searching through your personal items to find something that might implicate you is indicative of a TOXIC relationship.

The best option in these scenarios is to break off the relationship entirely; obviously its not going to be that simple for you. Talk to her about it, let her know that she violated your trust and demand that she never do it again.
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>>718909699
In this case it's indicative that she was onto something.

Wife's a coder apparently. OP could've banked on his windows account password like an idiot. Circumventing that isn't even a trick.
She probably suspect him of fapping to loli or "almost" caught him a few times, enough to make her look.
Don't pull out the "trust and love hurr durr" shit when you get caught red handed, like you're trying to retroactively gaslight her on her being paranoid when she obviously wasn't.
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>>718888861
QUINTS NEVER LIE HOLY FUCK
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>>718909164
>tfw your wife leaves you and takes the kids because you listen to Gangnam style
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>>718910200
If he were still playing that now I'd leave him too.
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>>718892512
I fucking hate that beta shit
>>718888111
I have been into kiddie porn for more than 10 years, I am on my 20s, and I say that OP. I f I ever find myself in that situation, I would try to explain but not know, I will say to my wife that its just a fetish, is not real and that you will leave, and when she wants to talk about it, that you will talk about it, but just with her, no one else. and thats all. give her a time to calm down, tell her she we calm down. Use some bitches psychology.

Or you can try #5 or #3, in the worst case, #2. Imagine that is like she find you doing coke, its illegal, and its bad, but is a thing you like and you can get yourself ''together again'' with ''help''
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>>718899809
someone can be in this situation tho, even if its not OP.
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