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/b/attlestaions thread >comfy edition

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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/b/attlestaions thread

>comfy edition
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>>718878577
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>>718878712
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>>718878825
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>>718878577
>comfy edition
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>>718879031
what kind of mic stand and whatever the headphones are resting on are those?
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>>718881475
Mic boom is some cheap one from ebay

and headphone stand https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Natural-Wooden-U-Shape-Stand-Gaming-Headset-Earphone-Headphone-Stand-Wood-Hanger-Holder-Rack/32681767330.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.146.kVVwzp&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10060_10113_10114_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10000012_10103_10073_10102_10000015_10096_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051,searchweb201603_10,afswitch_5,single_sort_0_default&btsid=9622bf46-c263-4f35-a10e-b4c2736c71f9
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>>718878577
Here's our comfy warstation. Enjoy.
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>>718881887
10/10
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>>718881887
Fucking Christ m8
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>>718881887
estimate to how much money is poured into that room?
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>>718881887
mfw i will never have a long slide desert eagle resting above my private arcade machine
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>>718881887
wtf do you do for a living?
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>>718879120
actually somewhat legit
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>>718878577
serene. 8/10. Needs more battle in battlestation tho
>>718878665
Fockin classy. 9/10
>>718878712
All of the essentials, done right. 8/10.
>>718878750
Clean. 9/10.
>>718878825
Hogwarts of battlestations. 10/10
>>718878928
Bitches find this battlestation acceptable. 9/10.
>>718879031
Solid, but needs work. 6/10.
>>718879120
Comfy. I'll give it a 5 for effort.
>>718881887
Easily the best so far. 10/10 and my good god is that amazing.
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>>718881967
>>718881992
Thanks
>>718882067
I'd estimate 120k, including firearms
>>718882213
Follow your dreams brother
>>718882303
Nothing anymore I retired young
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>>718883032
but what DID you do

unless you somehow got a ton of money given to you
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meow
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>>718883413
Got REALLY lucky with investments. Didn't piss away cash until I was well into my 5th million.
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>>718883508
smart guy with money and the market ayy
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>>718883577
Lol! I really have to say it was pure luck
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>>718883610
yea but like in the beginning you must of had some idea what you were putting your money into, and mustve had a somewhat large amount too

like gg man
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>>718883800
Haha ty man. Enjoy some ass :)
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comfy thread
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>>718884154
you sir, are a gentleman, and a fucking lucky legend among us plebs of 4chins
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>>718884532
I'm pretty sure thats KOB King of Booty from a few threads or DemiChad from /k/
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>>718884154
fuxking legend man
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>>718885509
>>718884532
:)
>>718884742
Correct
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Ayy fagets
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>>718885851
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
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>>718878577

ko bruh dat a hp?
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Mein kampfy station.
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>>718886500
And the living room setup. I use a controller and steam big picture mode.
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>>718879120
that's fucking sick af
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>>718885851
I'll see your SKS and Smith, and raise you a desert eagle and an SAI GRY.
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>>718886966
Forgot pic lol
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>>718878577
what do you play on battle dot net?

>>718878665
looks nice

>>718878712
gorgeous

>>718878750
that isnt a battle station faggot and its gross as fuck

>>718884371
ewww
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>>718878577
>>718878577

Back at my old house, we had a station of 6 computers on the diningroom table lol. Those were good times, but now I'm 26 years old with no friends lol.
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>>718878825
meant to say that this isnt a battlestation and that its fucking unbearable and not this one -> >>718878750
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>>718887034
Holy shit.
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>>718886439
underrated post
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>>718885851
Fuck off sa/k/uya
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>>718881887
>>718883032
>>718884154
>>718885794
>>718887034
Fucking how
You are not human
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>>718887034
Noice. Even your girl is a weapon with that chin. Always prepared.
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>>718888325
She's eating lol. It's not that prominent. Extremely witty, though.
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>>718888325
t. sakuya or sakuya loving manbutt addict
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>>718885794
More?
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Fuck the computers, lets see more of that body!
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>>718889285
>>718889249
Sure.
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>>718887034
No bitch but also got a rifle anon, Murica
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>>718889802
Go on....
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>>718889823
That's a fine rifle and station, anon. Murka.
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>>718878712

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxSiA14OkVE
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>>718889039
She's a pretty looking lass anyway, I just have a hard time not being a cunt.
>>718889143
What the fuck is sakuya, you dirty weeb?
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>>718889965
An thats a fine asshole my friend, moar
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>>718889982
wtf ahahhahaaha
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>>718889982
KEK love it
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>>718890108
Lol fair enough.
>>718890137
Czech girls have nice assholes from the one I've seen lol. Not exactly a mass study but so far so good.
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>>718890393
Fave game and tits?
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>>718890516
Mine or hers?
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>>718890569
Both
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>>718890651
My favorite game of all time is Shadowrun for Sega Genesis.
Hers is Final Fight, which she is currently playing.
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>>718890393
Living the dream god damn!
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>>718890917
what do you guys do for a living?

jw
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>>718891038
Buy and sell guns now. Barely anything.
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>>718890917
did you import her
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Am I the only one here who's noticed it isn't January 4th?
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>>718891332
Nah. Met her in college when I was broke and she let me stay on her couch and bought me food. She as chill as she is hot. When I made it big I kept that bad bitch around lol
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>>718878577
no carpet = not comfortable
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>>718891373
My bad. Fixed timestamp. Good looking out I guess?
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Do expensive computers and assault rifles go hand in hand with you ameritards? Jeez
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>>718891546
Shopped
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>>718891399
you have an interesting life story, i want to make it a movie
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>>718890425
too bright, small screen
5/10
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>>718889039
I know her. She goes to my school.
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>>718891678
Does being a broke jelly cuck more worried about the rest of the world than their own caliphate come with being a musleuro?
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>>718878577
cozy here tonight
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>>718879120
I have been using a big chair for my game chair for years (sometimes use a custom made desk and rocker like chair too)...

That mousepad placement is shit. No excuses, I would never want that. Otherwise a good idea.
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>>718890425
don't put that screen so high man

the upper screen border should be at eye level for maximum ergonomics.
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>>718881887
the kind of room you want to burn out
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>>718891712
Lol k
>>718891744
Haha oh, shit is VERY interesting.
>>718891747
Oh? That's odd. She doesn't go to school anymore. Cool though.
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There was a battlestations thread the other night and someone had a setup with a Nintento 3DS and 2 old ass computer speakers. Anyone have that picture by chance? Was fucking gold.
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>>718892017
I need more of you in my life
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>>718892121
I'm mostly on /k/. I'm DemiChad.
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>>718892043
It only gets posted every single time. Just give it a minute sheesh.
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>>718891763
Im Canadian, I can't help but worry and while also feel sorry for all of you.
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>>718892202
We don't care.
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>>718892017
wtf is wrong with you people. hes showing you his gf and you guys are accusing this poor innocent man of photoshopping and not being real
>KYS
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>>718892268
No, ameritards never do
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>>718892202
Thank you for your concern. It's clearly very needed :)
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>>718883458
you sir, win this thread
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>>718892365
why doesnt she care about being naked and shared on teh internetz?
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>>718892307
I was being facetious about it being shopped since that's what some idiot always says 110% of the time.
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>>718892444
We are rich as fuck. Who gives a shit lol.
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>>718892444
Why should she? It's a body just like everyone else has.

Where does this sense of shame for the human form come from?
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>>718892444
obviously that girl has more important things to do, why you bitching fag? its free tits
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>>718892365
Did you meet her before or after you made money?
Cuz I get the feeling it was after
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>>718892444
waste of trips
he hasnt showed her complete face either
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>>718892365
Anon you seem chill af.
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>>718892471
can we see her feet,/k/ommander?
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>>718892563
He already answered this. Read the thread before shitting all over it please.
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>>718892563
As I done said earlier, before. She took me in when I was a broke faggot. Your feeling done goofed.
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>>718892471
true
>>718892508
also true
>>718892530
definitely true
>>718892580
damn true


my bad guys, ill just go kms
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>>718892175
where it at doe
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>>718892585
I try, anon. Thanks /b/ro
>>718892620
I can't take the socks off her while she's playing. She'll get mad as fuck lol
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>>718892634
And if you have so much money, why does your house seem small
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>>718892641
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>>718892634
any tips for us poor loser anons out here who maybe want the life you have /b/rother?
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>>718878577
R8 me
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>>718892708
Uh. That house seems small to you?
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>>718892708
He showed just one room, are you serious anon?
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>>718892695
I wasn't impressed by it enough to save it. Don't worry, someone will.

Or maybe not since cool guy kinda threadjacked, but who cares?

It's really not that great a picture yo.
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>>718892754
Expensive homes tend to not have such low ceilings
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>>718881887
>our
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Hey Demi we're loving the girl but what other arcade machines you got?
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>>718892797
WAH WAH WAH I want my mommyyyyy, im offenededddd by someone having things i wont waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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>>718892814
Mr flip or flop over here. You don't know shit.
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>>718892814
?? Looks like regular suburbia house to me
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>>718892814
old homes tend to have high ass ceilings. New homes have the standard 2.4m ceilings
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>>718892914
Yes that's exactly what I said.
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>>718890425
>i keep recognizing this pic, and i think about how i spend to much time here but then i realize that at least i don't post the same pic all the time and how hard it is to defend such expensive hipster stuff unironically owning a baby blue type writer.

hi again anon.
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>>718892709
fucking top kek
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>>718878665
if someone is sitting at the computer, are they not in the way when you are watching tv or something
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>>718892983
anon lives alone
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>>718892938
Exactly, why would you live in a regular house if you have millions
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>>718878577
It's small, sad, and decent, and also the lights are out rn so you can't even see the PC itself
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>>718893034
And he come the internet detectives to break down dude's story. Who even cares? Can't you just enjoy the pictures? Fuck!
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>>718893020
then why you need 4 screens lol.

nah im just messin wit you bro.
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>>718892017
Youre like, the coolest dude I ever met on this site.
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>>718893080
That room looks like it smells.
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>>718893080
bruh, you alright over there?
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>>718893034
why would you buy a ridiculous house and try to keep up with all the taxes and blow your money, when you can buy a nice 250-500k house with less upkeep and taxes.. autistic mf
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>>718893080
Pretty high ceilings, must be a high end home. This in the Hills?
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>>718893201
>thinking millionaires pay taxes
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>>718893233
KEK
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>>718893233
>Expensive homes tend to not have such low ceilings
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>>718893233
What is camera angle?
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>>718893336
??? High end homes have high ceilings. That's something anyone that has seen an hour of HGTV knows.
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>>718893356
Whoosh
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Thank faggot for running off the only interesting poster in the thread.
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>>718893080
bruh, you gotta stop hiding your cumsocks in the ac vent.
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>>718878577
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>>718893511
Clearly he's just busy banging that gamer girl
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>>718893543
I just aim for the vent when I cum
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>>718892737
>Find a decent job, doesn't have to be 6 figures
>Don't get into debt
>Avoid wife and kids
>Get a house (renting is a waste for most)

That's my advice. Granted I ain't rich like /k/anon but I still live very comftrably and typically have a little over 2k of spending money after bills and all that. More than enough to buy high end shit like gaming PC's and rifles.
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>>718893765
is that 2k end of each month?
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>>718893765
can you have a gf though
what is your job
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>>718881887
What kind of lights do you have set up around the room?
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>>718893899
Long as your gf works too, double the money
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>>718889802

needs some feet
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>>718893872
Yeah, I make 52k a year. Like I said, not much but more than enough if you avoid the shit I said.
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>>718891770

10/10 taste in sci-fi film
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>>718878577

can we get some shit-tier lurker stations for point of reference
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>>718894081
true that broham, wish you all the best!
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>>718893233
>High end home
Haha no
Last resident was an old lady who bought this house in 1950
When I was getting my internet fixed, there were generations of old DSL cables and other garbage
Had to do an outer wiring instead
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>>718893899
Yeah, as long as she works. Like someone already said.

I work the ramps at my local Airport (variety of duties) no degree needed, just had to learn and work my way up for a bit.
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>>718893080
That's a really interesting water stain you've got there.
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>>718894043
They're long gone dude
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>>718892814
Oh shit. My bad. I didn't know a 3m house had high ceilings in every room. I guess you'd know best. Here's a picture to make you feel mad stupid, Mr Ernie the architect rofl.
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>>718893233
Oldass house built in the 50's, barely got a working heater this year that isn't even legal in California
>>718893157
The house is old as fuck
Thankfully no rodents and shit, just crickets
Walls are just two layers of drywall and some plaster, then easily ripped latex paint
It's really the color of the room that gives it that vibe of old and moldy
Should change it
>>718893543
Roof leaks, old house, etc.
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>>718893765
Living this way at the moment.

Bought a house, pimped out a basement with insulated walls, door, carpet, etc.

Two roomates above pay for legitimately all my expenses. I can work for a month and quit for the next 10 if I want.
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>>718894107
Or just picked the two most popular sci-fi films ever. It's the movie equivalents of an Abbey Road poster.
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>>718894363
oh yo airport work, that sounds neat man, no shame in any job anyone does, so long as we are working for whatever living we have, god speed
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>>718894459
Move the post it notes and your toe-thumb, can't see what you're trying to photograph
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>>718892878
It's a 9000 in one. I also have a MvC2 in the garage.
>>718893139
My nigga <3
>>718893233
Literally lold. Bless you anon haha
>>718893765
This anon gets it.
>>718893978
Phillips Hue. I love these dumbass shits.
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>>718894623
5/7, it would be higher but your cords are a mess.
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>>718894639
High ceilings you dumbshit lel
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>>718894660
gay as fuck
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>>718894660
I had an Xbox with that mame setup and someone broke in my house and took only that. Happened like 10 years ago and still makes my blood boil.
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>>718894623
an anons entire life in little more than a meter^2
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>>718878712
>sleeping in the same room he's using his computer
poorfag detected
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This is now a life-tips thread
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>>718892814
>>718893034
>>718893442
got rekt by
>>718894459
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>>718894893
Haha above cars above guns all that, my arcade cabinet is my prized possession. I'd damn near cry if that was stolen.
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>>718894660
>9000 in one

Where would one purchase such a treasure?
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>>718894623
nice. the place is easy to clean you don't have to move tables and shit.
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>>718894459
I'd give it two toes up
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>>718895104
Mine was obviously nowhere near what yours is, but it did have all the games. It was fucking stoner's paradise.
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>>718892962

>expensive

Spent nearly no money on it
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>>718895207
I think it's just the angle
Either way bruh gets more bitches and has more in life than your family combined hater
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>>718894459
The true test, pick of your car, and save room by omitting the time stamps
Just point at your car with your thoemb
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>>718895207
Sorry. Normal thumbs here. Witty as all shit though. You really outside yourself.
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>>718895393
So you like space.
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>>718895447
Do you have star citizen? If I had disposal money I'd have star citizen
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>>718895393
I have 7 screens like those
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>>718895537
Hodor
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>>718895427
What game that
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>>718881887
everyone around me has always told me I'll grow up to be successful, but I known I will never be as cool as this anon
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Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - sn�pchatly.c�m
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>>718895678
Not with that mouse you aint
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>>718895678
successful at sucking dick for $10 a pop in your local bars back alley
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>>718895768
my other one broke so I'm using this one until my new one comes in the mail
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>>718895427

Would she still be with you if you lost it all tomorrow? Was she with you before you got the money?
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>>718879120
Saved for future reference.
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>>718895427
would be interested in how the pussy of your girl looks like.
let's see what you are playin' with besides of your battleroom
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>>718878577
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>>718895389
Sure, after my game. Until then here's something that speaks more than any car ever will.
To you, sweetheart
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>>718896521
so beautiful...

my country is lame...we only are allowed shotguns and .22's
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>>718896602
>>718896521
so instead I just collect knives
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>>718896521
No fucking way is that a real Mateba?
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>>718896521
seriously what do you annualy pay just to call this Centurion Card your own and what are the benefits compared to other cards?
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>>718895966
Why can't people read the goddamn thread before letting the diarrhea run out of their mouths?
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>>718896521
Nice ceiling fan.
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>>718896521
What are you playing
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>>718896521
every step this motherfucker shits on the faggots trying so hard to nigger on him
the thumb faggots
ernie the engineers
chin faggots
every step this guy shits on them. all hail new king of /b/
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>>718897424
sieg heil
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>>718897424
Are you saying that best way to shit on nerds is to be successful in life? Dang.
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>>718894546
that would be star wars but nice try fag
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>>718897524
not nerds. the shit talkers.
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>>718897424

He's just some upper middle-class regular guy with bad taste who likes showing off his small amount of wealth. Nothing special.
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>>718897543
Star wars isn't sci-fi it's a fucking kids movie.
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>>718897629
You must not have any idea of what you're looking at here.
>>718896521
That one picture destroys your bullshit nigger
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> Never Trust Anybody
> Act like you trust them, but keep in mind they are all backstabbers, one way or another…
> When you’re being asked something, wait at least 5 seconds before you answer, think.
> Never ever use words like: Please, Sorry, and so on… In excess
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> Hide the ‘feels’ at any cost
> If he/she is not giving information, leave them fast
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> Remember: Nobody has the right to ask you about the things you do
> PEOPLE = SHIT
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> Act like you’re not listening, but remember what they say
> If you know someone who is a total dick, either let them be to live a screwed life, or try to take them down a few pegs, inflict harm to their self-esteem…the first option is for the wise
> Never talk about religion, politics, or lifestyle choices with anyone…it is doomed for arguments and is an invasion of privacy, be smart about it.
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> Keep your power level hidden at all times
> Never take what anyone says at face value. Look for the hidden meanings and motivations which drive their actions, learn them.
> Analyse everything everybody does
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> Never have an outburst of emotion in public or in the workplace, keep a suitable composure at all times.
> Enjoy time spent alone, because you will be craving it when you lose it
> Use all social media networks at a minimum level, don’t give anything away
> Do not update. It is unnecessary for life.
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> Stop trying to impress people
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> Stop Caring! That’s a cure for anxiety and all that jazz
> If anyone asks ‘who did such and such’ or ‘did you do such and such’, it is always a bad thing. Feign ignorance. Never admit shit, it is your life, and other people’s lives are their own. If they don’t have proof, they can’t do shit in the social circle.
> Never look people on the street in the eyes but don’t stare at the ground either, just ignore all, keep your strong composure.
> Try to keep at least one thing in your life on schedule, preferably more.
> High School and University are just a social interaction simulation
> Be Trustworthy to yourself, and others will pick up on it.
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> Always have a run plan, when you think you’re safe, you’re not.
> Never give intentional favors to people.
>>
> Always know your options. Think of different paths and research them, even if it’s wacky, always analyse, because in a situation foreign or you exhaust all normal options, you might need to improvise.
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> Put things in perspective. In the scheme of the universe, you are nothing. You’re a sentient sack of atoms existing in a fraction of a second in the big timescale. Do whatever you want, because it really doesn’t matter.
> Make choices, and don’t look back.
> Never deprive yourself or strive to be a good person, you are you, there is no way to win that game and you’ll end up miserable.
> Do as you do, never as someone else does
> Never joke around; keep your composure. Don’t say things that matter. Talk about the weather and such bullshit, small talk, never anything true that matters. Never reveal anything. They’ll use it and find a way to screw you over.
> There are people who get off over causing suffering and grief. They look like the sweetest people at first. Ignore them, don’t get involved.
> Never reveal your weaknesses, even to a friend. It will be used against you at some point.
> Never give too much effort into something. Aim to pass. Don’t aim to conquer. You can’t conquer. That’s how it works.
> Ignore the more successful, they have failed life where as you haven’t.
> Lock your shit up. All of it. All the time. No matter how inconsequential the item, lock it up.
> Be paranoid to an extent, watch your own back not someone else’s or you’ll miss the things that effect you. Don’t be an megalomaniac, but be paranoid nevertheless
> Never do something because you ‘should’. Do it if it benefits you.
> Be a calculating snake. Otherwise you’ll get screwed over and over.
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> Be ahead of the game everyone else plays, that way they can’t touch you.
> Always observe, people watch, be smart.
> Think ALWAYS before you do/react, any muck up and you’re screwed.
> Common sense. Use it, or you’re screwed.
> Never ask too many questions, ever.
> Never give anything for free to anybody, even if it has no currency value.
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> If you mix money and friends, you’ll lose both
> Don’t go into debt for anything except a house you’ll live in for a decade or more.
> Don’t go all keyboard warrior and confront people online or get involved in online drama, it is meaningless and is below you.
> Don’t ever let somebody push you around or talk down to you. You are above them. You don’t have to kick their ass over bumping into you and not saying sorry, but don’t be a pushover.
> Never apologise for how you feel, they are your feelings, and you are you.
> Be assertive without being aggressive. Stand up for what you believe in without being confrontational, not everyone is you, so don’t try and make them become you.
> Never try to change someone.
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> Never become aggressive or confrontational to someone just because they have different views, they are who they are, and you are you. Deal with it. Be smart. Not an idiot.
> Don’t discuss your feelings in depth with a girl.
> Don’t let girls know you’re mad at them, and don’t spite them. It’ll only end up bad for you.
>Even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise.
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>Always use eye contact, it exerts confidence and shows you’re not afraid.
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>>718892365
OK man, I'm gonna need to see your chics pussy... for science
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>>718897629
I honestly feel kind of bad for you kek
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