Share your deepest, darkest, and dirtiest secret. Bonus

>>718844303
I go on here...

I killed a hooker on 9/11

>>718844303
I use to masturbate my dog.
Not in a sexual way, I just wanted to help him, he seemed so horny.

>>718846051
ware you m or f? did u make him cum and what was that like?

>>718846303
m
Yeah he cummed, was pretty gross tbh.

i cum into my sisters pants , want pics ? shes 26 and is a goddess , i have her nudes , sexy blonde hair and blue eyes , average round cute tits and the best pussy literally

>>718846834
um yes please!

>>718846402
hahahah, how much did he cum compared to a human and how long did it take?

>>718844303
Share my girlfriend with my female roommate sometimes.

>>718847815
How did that start? Was it your first time and what usually happens (green text a story)

>>718848219
This, this, this!

My wife caught our son jerking off in her panties and went ballistic on him. Grounded him, took his phone, his laptop, screaming at me when I got home. I calmed her down, spoke with them both. Backed her up but privately I told her it really wasn't a big deal and she ought to calm down about it. She wouldn't back down though. I backed her up and his punishments stood but I stole a pair of his boxers and hid them in my nightstand. A few nights later I was fucking her from behind, got them out, and made her smell them as we fucked. She struggled but she's easy enough to hold down. I held them to her nose and mouth and told her to breath them in til she understood. I don't think either of us have cum that hard in ages. A couple days later she gave him back his stuff and apologized.

>>718849349
thats fucking hot

>>718848219
Alright

>Started one year ago, be 21
>Going to uni, rooming with my best friend (roommate mentioned) in a apartment for one year now
>Often have threesomes with her and her friends, so the concept of sharing sex partners isn't uncommon
>even do it with guys
>Start dating a girl who just two years younger than I am
>She's really open about her sexuality, bisexual, kind of a moderate feminist
>I'm also pretty open to people about my sexuality, tell her about my roommate and our "sex adventures"
>My roommate has always been flirty with people, especially my girlfriends, this one is no different
>We all got drunk and my roommate started to get really physical with my girlfriend
>Gf clearly likes it, looks at me for approval
>Obviously I approve
>They have sex while I watch
>Continue doing this almost every other weekend

Pretty much how it happened, not something that had a crazy story just all the right pieces. Most of the time it is just me watching with an occasional threesome.

>>718849594
She was pissed with me for days but whenever I bring it up in bed she gets more aroused. I think she might masturbate with them now but denies it any time I imply it.

>>718849981
You should do the same thing again with his boxers sometime soon.

>>718844303
Closet diaperfag. Not proud of it, and it's not so extreme that I feel the need to mention it to my significant other, but it's frustrating not being able to indulge every once in a while.

>>718849981
how old is your son? did ur wife know they were his underwear when she was smelling them?

>>718849731
how did they have sex and did they cum?

I am gonna gap to cock and my gf doesn't know

>>718850216
I'm definitely considering it.

>>718850249
He's 15, and no she didn't know at first. When I told her that's when she really struggled and fought me but gave in eventually.

>>718851063
haha so she started smelling them and though they were yours? and then u told her and she struggled to get away and u forced her to smell them then she cummed?

>>718851272
She wasn't sure what they were at first, just knew I was jamming something in her face. She didn't cum right away after I told her. She couldn't breathe without getting a whiff of his pheromones. I fucked her for several minutes while holding them to her face, and after she'd calmed down I made her rub her clit til she orgasmed.

Grabbed a grills tits and ass while we were walking home from school

>>718851732
alpha as fuck

>>718851615
fuck thats hot, so eventually she stopped resisting and embraced the smell and liked it while she had a orgasm

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i record my friends and sister

>>718851879
Post sister

>>718851879
who is the hottest one? are your friends m or f?

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>>718852351
some males got thick dicks but most are average seeming

sister is in that webm and this

>>718851849
Yup. She got incredibly wet just before cumming.

>>718851879
Holy fuck, more please

I had a girlfriend but traveled to America and fucked a married philipino transsexual. No ragrats.

>>718852656
man thats hot, imagine how happy ur kid would be knowing that

>>718852582
do u eve watch her take a shit? has anyone capped while being recorded?

>>718852933
no sadly just peeing at parties with her friends

>>718844303
I have this sexual obsession with seeing horses get whipped. As a kid I pretended to be a fan of western movies and horse racing just so I would have an excuse to record them, find the clips where they whipped horses, and jerk off to them.

Then YouTube came along. Apparently this is a one-of-a-kind fetish because there are no videos of people whipping horses sexually, but there's a shit ton of videos from 3rd world countries where working horses get their asses brutally whipped.

I often fantasize about moving to one of those 3rd world countries and becoming a logger or carriage driver so I can whip horse's butts all day long.

I have a great fascination with killing. In fact I intend to kill bad people in the future.

Took creep vid of stepdaughter

>>718849738
Pros: Finally doing it, sharing sweet PAWG pics
Cons: Guilt (But what doesnt cause guilt these days?)

>>718853435
post?

>>718853435
what was she doing?

>>718853522
Deleted after bout of pedo guilt

>>718853563
In the bathroom

>>718852800
Oh I bet his erection would last for weeks if he found out. Shit, now I want to do it to her again.

>>718853661
so taking a pee or shower?

Once added a fresh batch of sperm to my girlfriends scrambled eggs mid-scramble while she was on her way over. Sat and enjoyed meal with her, she didn't know. Didn't feel bad seeing as she swallows my cum anyway.

>>718853730
Getting ready for shower

>>718853603
no problem man no one knows - you can do it h ere

>>718844303
I've called m00t a newfag once and didn't check his quads :^)

>>718853188
shamefru dispray

I was at a party at a friends house. I am single but most of my friends are married and a few of the wives are quite attractive. Anyway, everyone got really drunk. Late at night, everyone either gone or passed out. In a back room in the dark. I hear a voice whisper my buddy's name in my ear. I realize it's my buddy's wife. Whisper back to ask what she wants. She tells me 'shhhh', unzips my fly, pulls my cock out and starts sucking me off. I suddenly realize that she is so drunk she has mistaken me for her husband in the dark and is giving me head. I didn't know what to do. She is a beautiful woman and having my cock in her mouth was a long time fantasy. It was just too much for me to pass up. I went with it and said nothing. Amazing blowjob. Shot a huge load in her pretty mouth. She swallowed it all. After I came, told her I had to hit the bathroom and would be right back. Went to livingroom and crashed on couch because I wasn't sure what to do and I didn't want to get found out. Next morning, she is looking for her hubby. Turns out that he got super drunk and had a friend take him home really early. I see it on her face as it dawns on her that she sucked a guy off last night and it wasn't her husband. She kept her composure, but you could see she was in shock. I never told her it was me and I'm still not sure how to feel about it.

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>>718853603
post it, heres more of my sister

>>718853845
For real. Did post in creep thread first. Seen her reposted. Once.

>>718853801
did u fap and watch it? who's hotter her or her mom?

>>718854113
Her. Did fap. So hard. Perfectly blossoming flower.

>>718853256
I liked Dexter too

I sniffed the farts out of my 13 year old sisters asshole

>>718853970
Did you get hard seeing her reposted?

I'm into Beastieality and I'm ashamed of it.

>>718854250
Bump

>>718853956
How's it feel to know you'll never get inside that shaven pussy?

>>718854303
Kinda freaked first. Then relived all over again. Thanks /b/

>>718854250
Same, but I'm not even memeing. It's gotten so out of hand that I've started reading philosophy to try and argue against myself.

>>718849349
This really did (not) happen!

>>718854438
How old is she? Is she a little slut?

>>718854273
greentext

>>718854325
are you m or f? what do u want to do? u shouldnt be ashamed, its a pretty common fetish

>>718844303
I'm into kinky shit. Like /d/-class kinky shit.
But it's ok. Gf is slowly liking it too.

>>718854325
Why ashamed? Ever do anything?

>>718854519
Just lost her virginity couple of months ago. But really not a slut. Kinda sweet and shy.

>>718847815
why are you keeping this secret...

tell the world... get more hoes to get in on it..

LIFE HACKED

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>>718854379
sad but at least i can look at her

>>718854438
just post the pic, its fine - it'll be hot yo!

>>718854607
F, and I don't really know maybe I'd do it with an animal nothing extreme. It's not something you just bring up in conversation that usually ends up bad on my side.

>>718854815
No pics. Does add to creep thread hunts tho.

>>718854965
webm?

i wanna be gang raped

>>718855006
Do not have

>>718853934
Well that's pretty fucked up. But nice

>>718854679
Sounds like you need to get in there and make it happen then

>>718844303
One time when i was 15 i rubbed my dick on a trash bag full of clothes until it started bleeding. Still came though

>>718855093
Definitely put some thought into an actual spy cam. But if caught...

>>718854679
how do u know she's not a virgin?

>>718855266
Not worth it.

>>718855056
you tease

>>718844303
I fucked my best friend's younger sister on her parents' bed after her birthday party.

>>718854916
ya no doubt I wouldn't just bring it up unless I had a really freaky partner, what type of animal would u like to try? and would u give them oral or let them give u oral? or fuck?

>>718855297
Mom. Then she told me. She's surprisingly open with me.

>>718844303
i occasionally jerk off with my left hand

>>718855456
If only her legs were as open

>>718855550
I want to see her masterbate so bad

>>718854757
Why aren't you dumping more?

i like to show women my penis.

>>718855426
Probably a dog, I have a fear or horses so they're out of the picture. Probably fuck I'm not to big on oral(either sides of the situation) but it doesn't mean I won't do it

>>718855638
did she cum? do u ever hear her cum?

>>718855638
Have you listened at her door?

>>718855730
Ever consider buying yourself one of those animal cock-shaped dildos?

>>718855704
other guy should dump stepdaughterfirst

>>718855764
I've creeped her some but never caught anything that good

I expose myself on Snapchat all the time. It gets me off I like girls

>>718855730
thats hot, think you'd cum cud it was so hot? what kind of dog?

>>718855381
How old was she?

>>718855020
what you look like?

>>718855836
Yes, but then I think is it really worth the money? And I back out of doing it I guess I just have to wait the right person to tell this secret to and see what happens.

>>718855955
he said he deleted the vid. we need more of sis and friends :^) also, how do you set up your cam and keep it hidden?

>>718856000
Maybe, I'd like to think it'd be a German shepred or something around that size maybe bigger

Whenever I hear the shower turning on at night, on the floor above me, I go to my bathroom to listen at the vent.
I found out by coincidence, but that is the start of an upstairs schlick session and I can hear everything. I'm pretty sure it's the cute teenage daughter who lives upstairs who does it.

>>718844303
I just got scammed for 200$ and will not admit it ever.

>>718856271
thats hot, i watch a lot of beast porn but too shy/embarassed to try it.. u wanna talk about it on kik? Sounds like we could maybe help each other understand it more? my kik: jd_g3

>>718856328
what do u hear? what do u think she's doing?

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>>718854757
hi again anon, i never got to ask last time who this was. Didn't think it was sister

I'm high school me and a group of friends used to always get together at this barn and smoke weed. It was out in the country on a road where the houses were a good 200 yards from the road and every one haddgated front fences. One night we were there smoking and drinking with about a dozen of us and this one guy, we'll call him Chad, was blitzed. He kept messing with stuff and fucking up the barn that was not our property, being loud, and fucking with the fire we had going. Then he started throwing shotgun shells from his truck in the fire and someone pushed him over and started hitting him. He stole some weed from us too because an ounce fell from his pocket with his phone. It doesn't end there. We punished him by crashing his truck while he was in it watching from the back seat, and then we burned the interior and shit and piss in it and forced him to drink about 15 beers until he passed out. A friend recorded the whole fiasco and put it on youtube, from the first fight all the way to him passing out and being placed in the driver seat of his wrecked truck. He woke up in jail with no memory. Here's the video, its still on youtube

https://youtu.be/fiPZf3cTIKA

>>718856689
I hear heavy erratic breathing, little whimpers and her trying to contain her moans.
It's sexy as hell to me for some reason. I wouldn't even pursue her sexually, but hearing her touch herself is hot.

>>718856061
She was 5 days into her 18th birthday. Pounded me into the bed and wanted seconds but we stopped cause the condom broke (I usually carry 2 or 3 in my wallet but I only had 1 that night), so I ate her out and fingered her til she came.

The next time was hotter cause she wore her letterman jacket and nothing else.

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>>718856215
extra phone and charge it with cam on

>>718857214
like, just it plain sight? Also who is that?

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I helped a friend sleep with the girlfriend of a guy we knew, while the guy was there.

I could the whole story if somebody wants me to.

Also, I fapped in my mother underwear multiple times when I was a teen.
I creepshot all the time, and only fap at those
I faked somnabulism to go in my sister's bed and made out with her while she slept.

I feel like trash.

>>718857214
Any vids where the girl isn't shaved?

I lost my virginity to my older sister, and my youngest sister lost hers to mine. Youngest sister had a child in HS and we don't know if it's mine or not. For obvious reasons there's never been a paternity test.

My girlfriend is the only reason keeping me from killing myself. Even bought a gun to do it

>>718857373
one of her friends

>>718858007
omg video? anon we need this.

>>718858007
How many videos have you recorded in total?

>>718857214
what's your kik, I want to chat about your sis :)

>>718857910
I'm gonna be honest, that's some of the most fucked up shit I've ever heard.

I jerked my dog's cock and blew him multiple times. Never seen him so happy.

>>718857492
I'm interested in the story

>>718858995
It didn't happen, guy probably doesn't even have sisters

>>718859145
m or f?

>>718857910
Who took your older sisters virginity?
If you say your dad, you've got the groundwork done for a greek tragedy.

>>718859272
M

>>718858995
I know it is, I agree. I can't really believe it all happened. Although I admit I miss it.

>>718859297
She was raped by a family friend, which obviously kinda messed her up, which led to the rest of it.
Also I never got any proof/confirmation but youngest sis may have messed around with our other brothers.

>>718844303
i used to babysit an autistic kid and i stole his birthday money to spend on heroin

>>718858995
>>718859257
It didn't happen, guy probably doesn't have sisters. Next, he's gonna have us believe there's a fucking sniper outside my wind---

>>718857214
anon come back :'(

>>718859469
That's a bit fucked up, are things awkward on the holidays when you're all together or do you just act like it didn't happen.
Do your parents know?

Stole 500 dollars for my 6 year old sons birthday to gamble and lost it all at the horse track.

>>718859847
Get help, gambling addictions can fuck you over way more than any drug.

>>718859847
I used to have a stepdad that would steal mine and my brothers money to buy pills, you're an awful person my friend.

>>718859847
seek help, you are very sick.

>>718859716
No, our parents don't know any of it. Things aren't awkward, crazily enough; we have very good, close (but non-sexual) relationships now, see each other at least once a week, we're a big happy family.

>>718858492
>kik
ptcmg i think

>>718860288
Huh, well good for you then. How is your big sis doing now, has she moved on and is living a happy life?

>>718860576
Married, several kids, happy and well-adjusted. She's put it all behind her. Her husband's a good guy, glad to have him in the family.

>>718861114
That's great, with a family history like that, everything went better than could be expected.

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Found this while I was surfing the web. GG bro.

>>718859553
What's next, Candleja.

>>718861260
It really did, we're blessed.

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been constipated for three days now, my insides hurt constantly but all i've squeezed out is a tiny fart. got so desperate that i played cave explorer in the shower to try and break it up, even dug out two little nuggets.

>tfw you can't poop but you can literally feel how much poop is inside you

I told my mother I needed 5000.00 for a medical procedure. I actually used it to go down to Mexico and fuck hookers.

>>718862138
You should go to the er, anon. Or buy an enema from the store. I hope things get better, I know that feeling well, anon, it sucks.

>>718862138
I'm with this guy >>718862281
Go seek medical help before this constipation fucks you over.

>>718862267
Well, that's kind of like a medical procedure.

>>718862281
eh i know why this is happening. i usually have fiery diarrhea all the time, so i've been popping immodium like no tomorrow every day that i work. sunday i can finally take a laxative and get some relief, as long as i don't die before then

>>718862496
Well, to be fair, one of them did dress like a nurse.

>>718844303
I'm going to die hopeless and alone and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>bwaha ow my heart

>>718862548
>>718862439
Do you have a doctor? If you do, perhaps a change of diet is in order? Something is causing that fiery diarrhea and it's best to find out what's causing it and cut it out of your life.

i love anal

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>>718859581

>>718861260
Bullshit, if its even true at all, its a big family, so I bet their Catholic, and we know their all a bunch of pedos, their all gonna get the kids involved if they arent already

>>718862913
it's IBS, aka the title doctors give when they don't know what's going on. also my gallbladder was fucked, got that taken out december 1 but it's made my diarrhea worse so i doubt it's contributing to the constipation

>>718863061
You're assuming way to much friend, making an ass out of u and me.

>>718863070
>aka the title doctors give when they don't know what's going on

to clarify this part, i literally had two different doctors say those exact words. one specialized in fucky guts

>>718863061
>>718863223
Well, we are Catholic, but there's no way our kids are going to be involved in any of that. It's behind us. As for the other stuff, a lot of Catholics are obviously against any sort of sex scandal and want priests to be punished just as much as any person outside of the Church, but that's a whole other thing.

>>718863116
did she cum? how many times? did u give her oral? does she have an innie or outie?

>>718844303
I use to fuck around with my cousin

>>718862998
more vids!

>>718864167
what happened the first time??greentext

>>718863116
What were her initials?

>>718864722
S.E

>>718863070
That's shitty.
Have you researched other irritable bowel disorders? Like crohns or ulcerative colitis?