Fuck it starting a tinder thread Dubs decides what i say

>>718823241
post pics of Justine

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>>718823344

tell selena you want to suck her soul out her asshole

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Dubs decides what i say to justine

Ich bin kommunist ! Hitler kaput !

Ayyy gurl, you like big dicks ?

>>718823625
haha hello! *tips fedora* youre so beautiful! i dunno how a gentleman like me got so lucky in matching with you :3 :3

>>718823625
Do you have a nice feminine penis tucked away under there?

>>718823241
Why the fuck do you have men ?

What's your phone number? This app won't let me send you dick pics.

>>718823625
omg i've been waiting for you to message me for 5 fucking days, why dont girls ever message nice guys like me

>>718824025
roll

>>718823625

Hey Justine, if you meet any hot BBC on here can I please sit in the corner and watch? I promise I won't be loud and I'll clean up after myself

>>718823625
Can I get just in?

You're a bit fatter than the normal girls I fuck. But he'll i won't tell anyone if you don't.

>>718824051
lul, this

if you don't go on a date with me, i'm going to kill my cat

>>718824025
Roll

>>718824051
rolling

>>718823625
Will you be my AI gf?

You're down right stunning. I would love to take you out this weekend.

>>718824051
They see me rollin', they hatin'

Do you enjoy the taste of finely ground nigger?

Y is ur face not the same left or right?

>>718824051
roll

These guys want to see you titties gurl.
>>718823241

>>718824520
>>718824051
Pick either

>>718824533
Winrar!

I'd like to crawl inside you and die.

>>718824051
rolling for this

How much would it cost to have a beautiful girl like you come over and milk my prostate tonight?

>>718824051
This

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Hope she responds

Why haven't we fucked yet

>>718823625
I'd like to bathe your big beef balloons in a bubble bath.

>>718824877
Winrar number 2

>>718824802
Message one of the others in the mean time

>>718824533
Dudes I got dubs. Post results.

Who's your photographer? Their composition is shit. I tell you what you what. Come over tonight and I'll take naked photos of you with my iPhone 4c. Guarantee to trap you a baby daddy or your money back.

>>718824908
Send this to another match.

>>718825144
Winner

Look at this waste of dubs

Call her cunt

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>>718824877
Started a new conversation

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>>718825144
Started a conversation with selena

Good job op

Bitch! Prove to me in 100 words or more, That your nipples don't look like slices of off brand bologna!

>mfw OP actually delivers for once
>mfw hope in /b/ not entirely löst

Also rolling with message below

Hey cutie, do you have a little sister? 'cause I like em young, if you know what I mean.

>>718826257
>That

Just recently got out of a relationship and was thinking about trying out Tinder. Is it more for hook ups or serious stuff? I'm not trying to get into anything serious rn. And how many are catfishes/bots?

>>718826302
>mfw
Doesn't post pic

Can you send pictures on tinder?

>>718823625
Hello

>>718826664
Rerolling

>>718826634
Nope

>>718826707
Once more

>>718826257
Re-roll

>>718823625
Sorry for being a little cunt, I was trying to be funny

>>718826634
>>718826708
Fuck. Send a link to a video of porn star Gauge geting fucked in the ass and write: "This could be you, you up for it?"

>>718826908
This

>>718826948
Reroll

>>718826900
check them

Can you respond to me already? I can't have my dick erected enough!

>>718826972
Reroll

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>>718826900

>>718827017
Reroll

>>718826900
Ding.

>>718827057
Reroll

No one is answering back lel

>>718827066
Wasted dubs faggot

>>718825654
Borred as fuck, can I send u some dick pics?

>>718827103
Reroll

Hitler did nothing wrong. Glass the Juice.

>>718827150
Reroll

>>718827126
Rerolling

>>718827186
rerolling

>>718827185
Reroll

>>718827174
Relling

>>718827174
Roll

>>718827241

>>718827123
My apologies didn't know dubs were so scarce these days faggot

>>718827241
Reroll

>>718827042
Now she will see u as a faggot

>>718827354
Reroll

>>718827392
Reroll

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No luck with the ladies so im going to see if a dude responds faster. Dubs decidess

>>718827238
rolling they see me, hattin they being

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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children! <3

>>718827430
No faggotry in this thread

>>718827428
Reroll

>>718827430
Borred as fuck, can I send u some dick pics?

>>718827430
Hope you got two cocks cuz imma eat you up

>>718827530
Reroll

>>718827533
check them

>>718827430
Yo, up for licking my asshole 2nite? :D

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>>718827533
winrar

>>718823241
>Hitler did nothing wrong. Glass the Juice.

>>718827574
Reroll

>>718827430
You look like you have AIDS! Willing to share?

>>718827533
Check'd

>>718827532
Reroll

>>718827633
Finally!!

>>718827430
Also do you know where I can get some meth?

>>718827677
DELIVAR CUS I HAVE THE DUBS

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>>718827533
Fuuuck i didnt see this one first. This will be the second response.

>>718827633
>>718827927
Still waiting for mine OP

>>718827927
>>718827533
skipped one nigger

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Messaging the dude worked. Whats next?

>>718823241
Write to Lonnie, "do you want sex now? This is only possible this evening. If you miss this chance, you wont have it again"

>>718828301
Must follow dubs decision

>>718828301
Is that a yes cutie?

>>718828524
Kek

>>718828495
Rerill

disgusting faggots

To logan:
Tbh fam i want to be the girl in this relationship i only have a 3.5 inch.

>>718823682
translating into somewhat that sounds like english: Ich bin ein Kummunist! Tötet Hitler! Alle Macht dem Folk!
also roll

>>718828963
Kummunist lol, das heisst Kommunist. Und volk und nicht folk

>>718829084
I'm a trap lol. Women are overrated <3

>>718829084
So you tryna take all 3 of these inches or nah

Woman? I'll show you woman. You've officially triggered me cis-scum. I'm going to fuck your throat with my 3.5" cock!

>>718829161
He's from the fucking US - natürlich gehören da tippfehler dazu, kacklappen
>>718829084
you a woman on tinder?

>>718829084
I haven't had a cock in ages bitch

I enjoy eating dick cheese

>>718827633
>>718829084
Wtf OP, obey the dubs

>>718829084
femanon or catfish?

>>718829650
Post the link

>>718829321
Roll

>>718829770
Fem

I eat my fries with grilled dickcheese

>>718823625
You can yank n' doodle my dandy anytime

>>718829786
http://www.xvideos.com/video15850653/gauge_anal

>>718829611
I beehive i got dubs

>>718830803
Kek

>>718830803
Woman?

>>718830803
Got a reply?

>>718831698
The plot thickens

>>718831698
Yeah but i was just going with the flow

Dubs i get fucked on grindr. Trip i get barebacked and filled. Quads im his slut and do whatever he wants.

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can i bazoop your zimzams?

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No response so im starting a new conversation

>>718832091
Reroll

>>718832216
wanna chase my stinky butthole?

>>718832216
I want to bite your buttcheek

Rool

>>718832415
Rerollerino

>>718832091
Jkrawlin

>>718832338

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I'm not op but I just got a match, double decide what I write to this one

>>718832863
Are u a chink

>>718832863
I eat the booty like its nice n fruity

>>718832863
Scarves r cute <3

>>718832130
That is the greatest thing I've ever read. Saw it a few days ago

>>718832863
stop trying to hind that double chin with a scarf

>>718832863
Are you a Baby Ruth? Cuz I'd nut in you.

>>718832216
What's a girl to do to get shit on in the m this city?

>>718832863
Send pictures of neck xoxo

>>718833187
rawl

>>718832863
I think I met you one time

>>718833068
yeah. 5 days after i've read this i would be having my first date since like half a year.
got really stoned and read about the great tales of catfishman again.
so the really cute girl that lived 100km away came all the way to my town and waited the whole day for nothing :(

>>718832863
H-hi. Im new to tinder is it alright if i slide into your "dee-ems"? Ha.....

(Send these as two different messages)


Im s-sorry! my younger brother said that would sound cool. (#^-^#) d-did it work.... maybe?

>>718833825
Fuck you trying to pull here?

>>718834062
the digits, obviously.

>>718832338

>>718833187
baby ruth preez

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>>718832863
Op from this match since you are lazy cunt and dubs are too much for you post ending in 7 decides what I say, plz let's try to get some pussy >>718832863
Still op from this post since dubs are too much for you let do that post ending in 7 decide what I send, plz let's try and get some fat pussy

>>718832216
i want to drink wine from your anus but can you eat some peanuts before because this makes the wine smoother

>>718834699
Well ill be damned

>>718834699
>>718833187
cum on

>>718834699
Say this:

-I have been watching you, you look cute when you are out for a run ;)