Stoner thread, should i smoke the haze first or the blueberry,

mix it

>>718798441
dont mix it smoke the haze and save the blueberry for last

Smoke the Haze first, Blueberry last... Blueberry is so dank.
I've got some Super Critical Mass that my mate grew... it's pretty fucking nice!

>>718798367
First joint do a mix

Then bring yourself up for a fewhours while it's early

Then smoke the shit that'll give you couch lock.

Favorite strain is GSC.

blueberry easy ,, if you still going haze to finish you off ;)

Shit OP that's a tough choice, tried both of those and love both and that looks like some chrons
I'm just going to compromise and say mix them in a fat zoot
Talking of tough decisions, what should I pick up a q of anons;
Critical haze
Lemon haze
Tangerine dream
Need opinions, tried lemon and tangerine but never tried critical

>>718798663
how you going to smoke all your good weed first

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>>718798367
boom

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>>718798671
Honestly Tangie mane.
Defo one of my favorite strains tastes amazing and the smoke is very smooth.

>>718798832
bet that fucking hits nice with the ice

>>718798832
nov 17 16 fuck off

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Op here, i decided to roll it 1 part blueberry two parts haze

>>718799208
more weed less baccy op

>>718798367
Lemon haze from Amsterdam's Smoke Palace.
Best stuff i've ever smoked.

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>>718799208

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>>718799208
Looks tasty man. I'm currently smoking on some super lemon haze. Where are you from /b/ro?

God I really need to find a hookup in my new city, shit looks tasty

>>718798367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CEyAzu1duU

>smoke a whole joint at once
>smoke half a joint, other half like 1hr later

what's best if you want to get as stoned as possible?

maybe there are lsd people in here
i cut a tab into pieces and put it to the top of my mouth
should i feel slight numbness at that spot?

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>>718799560
meh more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRnVsxdgQ5o

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>>718799655
KKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>718799566
Smoke a whole joint at once. Smoking the other half later just extends it but does not peake you. Just like with mdma you can either take a big amount and thats it or take some and take some more when you peake to prolong it, Just depends on what you prefer

>>718799398
im greek and english bilingual

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>>718799655
Pretty sure numbness is fine dude. Enjoiy it!

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>>718799655
RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>718799802
eh, tbh i took it 1.5 hours ago but i got scared and spit it out again after 2 minutes of licking on it

>>718799759
Dope man. Dutchfag here. Did not thing people outside the Netherlands used bacco for their J's.

>>718799874
Ah thats fucked man. Are you feeling any diffrent?
If so just roll with it and stay away from negative toughts!

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>>718799722
cool, ty,

>>718798832
Is that a vaporizer connected to the bong?

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>>718799967
Yessir, Storz and Bickel Mighty, best vape you can buy

>>718798367
People like you give weed a bad name. With your blueberry this Skywalker that OG.

They ought to name strains of cannabis methodically and not just because some dope dealer said so.

Faggots.

>>718799885
i normally wouldn't but it conserves weed

>>718799874
the only way to be 100% sure is taking it

>>718798367
Why not both?

Make a fuckin salad bruh...

>>718800040
Looks decent OP how much was it?

>>718799935
yeah i kinda didnt want to hop into the drop in a bad mood
i have to yawn lots but i dont feel tired. so some minor sides of it but 0 visuals so it didnt hit. eh, whatever, i'll just stick to alcohol for today and maybe try again tomorrow, i have more tabs left

>>718799566
Little bit, it has paradoxical dosing, take too much, it may get you less high than a little bit.

Bought some cbd dabs recently from a head shop. They're tasty and a decent body high for sure
Something different to try or add to your smoking routine
Just food for thought boys

>>718800043
then you try and rename over 700 strains dating back to god knows when

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>>718800142
I payed 400 bucks but you can get it for 360

>>718799885
We almost always use it in italy. I usually put more in the tip so it burns better.

>>718799208
nice spliff mate

>>718800043
Agreed. The names can be so goddamn stupid, i hate to think these people are successful breeders... though keeping good lineage, legally they sometimes have to, or have facilities to keep lineage consistent, helps. If its supposed to be a cross of X and Y with phenotypes 1 2 3 etc, doesn't matter what it's called as long as that's what it is. Never bothered with names until they were backed up by long term cloning and reputation with dispensaries.

>>718798367
stop smoking weed. find your real motivations.

>>718800676
weed is not my motivation, it's my meditation

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>>718798367
>>718798628
>>718798671
Who the fuck names weed strains? 12 year olds?

How do you not cringe every time you call a piece of plant these goofy ass names?

>>718800043
Yo you literally know nothing about how strains have got their names then
Blueberry is called such cause of the taste, blue cheese is a cross between blueberry and uk cheese
Getting rid of the names and replacing it with your boring autistic shit like phenotype 3929 would be dull, ruin the history of the cross-strain madness going on and wouldn't give people a immediate idea of what it is/taste (shit like skywalker or gsc is memorable)
Hate how people moan about the names

>>718799655
no... lsd should not numb your tongue. it's probably test chemical or Nbom or something like that. get a testing kit it's pretty cheap.

>>718800909
eventually you stop caring because a shit load of people from all walks of life call weed by those cringe names

>>718799208
Britbong? I use the same paper

>>718798367
got no favorite sinse my shit is usually wildgrown, but i have tried cbd and like that shit alot better than thc

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>>71880176 so in other word i love weed with high cbd in it

>>718799885
Frenchfag here, we usually mix too

>>718798367

Best strain I've ever had was Northern Lights. One joint couchlocked me for hours...

Favorite strain is Sour Diesel. It has such a distinct smell/taste. For a couple years everyone had it. Now I can't find it anywhere...

Yo I need some stuff to do when blazed, suggestions?

>>718801312
hm. i ordered it from the darkweb, paid around 36 bucks for 5 tabs
any tips on how to not order wrong stuff from the web?

>>718800909
Please do edify all of us oh wise sage-anon, what would you call these strains?
Would you call all of them by the same name? (even though some are indica or sativa dom, which would get confusing)
I really don't understand you shit posters

>>718802663
masturbate

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i have no fucking idea what i'm smoking, my dealer claims that it's purple haze but that d0de probably lying

>>718798367
Og wreck is great

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You should probably stop smoking that stuff. It's bad for you, you know?

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Had a gram of girl scout cookies the other day; first time trying it. was pretty good. still more a fan of the 'kushier' strains, OG kush/blackberry/bubba are my top 3.

got some juicy fruit, bubble hash and alien OG right now. the bubble hash was made from the alien

pic related

>>718801312
Case reports of seven British males who presented to an emergency room following analytically confirmed 25I-NBOMe intoxication suggest the following potential adverse effects: "tachycardia (n = 7), hypertension (4), agitation (6), aggression, visual and auditory hallucinations (6), seizures (3), hyperpyrexia (3), clonus (2), elevated white cell count (2), elevated creatine kinase (7), metabolic acidosis (3), and acute kidney injury (1)."[16]

yo they sent me fucking 25I
i could have died from that shit
it said 225ug of lsd in the advertisement
what the fuck

>static electricity in the bag turned dank into schwag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how to fix?

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>>718804120
that's fucking sketchy my dude

should try some reputable vendors on the darknet for the chems

>>718803973
my juicy fruit + better shot of my bubble

>>718798367
Blue berrymore

>>718804428
what?

>>718804428
Yo I've never had this happen to me (other than a bit of crystal build up on the sides of the bag) stop fondling your buds in the bag anon, they're meant to be pure
Just chuck the nugs in a mason jar or like I said stop rubbing the bag so much, as that's the only way static electricity can build up
If you mean to get the residue, pour some isopryl alcohol in there, shake about and pour onto a flat surface
Once it's evaporated off you should be left with whatever the residue was
Still curious wtf happened tho
Before/after pics?

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>>718804512
different anon....but that hash is beautiful. i'm about to smoke some fire og

>>718804965
vacuum sealed, came out the bag with the thricomes stuck to bag
how to get out?

>>718805053
nice dude. kush is king.

the hash is nice, doesn't quite live up to my expectations though. it was priced to clear so I can't complain.

>>718805284
O lol, read my post then said how

>>718804512
i ordered it by a guy who supposedly sent from my state and had about 1000 deals done already. i thought this would be the best choice. paid 36 euros for 5 tabs and took a full one. I experienced seizures, heavy visuals, altered sense of touch and temperature, altered sense of time, paranoia and the general "thinking about life" you get from lsd. so it was pretty close to the regular stuff, just the seizures were new. damn i thought i just overdosed the lsd a bit and wondered how people could go through 1mg+ doses

damn this is frightening. im gonna burn the remaining tabs tomorrow, fuck em

any anons like diazepam? how much?

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heres some music for anybody thats bored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dvqvy8T4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSBFiV44UzI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8jXmye_fkk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF2q8KnIpRk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqDpu7Htdtw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE6djfQDfeI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk0Q-9MtAlE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSn--s4Bj_M

going to take a shit and roll that joint

>>718802519
Other frenchfag, mix too, using cigarette end as a tip for hashish, cardboard tip for weed

>>718805724
that's fucked up. you released the escrow alreaady i assume?

>>718805764
shouldn't use ciggie filters, they'll catch a bunch of the stuff you want going in your lungs

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>>718805853
you mean like the payment? yeah i paid up-front. i thought if you have multiple hundreds orders finished on alphabay you were legit. I guess not.
but if he lied about the substance he probably lied about the dose, too. i dont know if that was 50 or 500ug of 25I
apparently in large doses it fucks with your circulatory system, too
great, i almost died and i didnt realise it

>>718805992
most people haven't seen real lsd in their life, or haven't done it enough to identify when something's fucky. good reviews don't mean shit if it's something like DMT or LSD. you can count on coke/opiate reviews though, because addicts get pissed when they're screwed.

buy a testing kit just to be sure, and try to get in contact with the admins of the site you bought off. or you can just write it off if it wasn't a lot of money.

>>718798367
Haze first

just got some Lemon Haze Hash from the internet. is it supposed to taste like i'm huffing an exhaust pipe? it litterally feels like breathing in diesel fumes.
i did get pretty high after only three light hits, which was fun. but god damn, that nasty taste makes it difficult for me to want to smoke again.

>>718806490
i mean i have a job so i dont care about 40 bucks but im not entirely sure where to get legit stuff now

YOU ALL ARE ONLY FUCKING DRUG ADDICT. SHAME ON YOU RETARDED. A CHICKEN IS SMARTER THAN YOU ALL TOGETHER.

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>>718806961
my cock is smarter than you

>>718798441
The only real answer

Also drink for a nice cross fade

>>718806961
welcome to 4chan. now blaze it, fgt.

>>718805745
very nice!

what are some good movies to watch while stoned?
Shutter Island is my favorite so far.

I am going to Berne, Switzerland in a couple of weeks, and I really want to smoke some, but I don't know anybody there. Any locals know of a good place to buy some/ask around?

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for any Dilla fans you should listen to this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRLRcVSLOcI

>>718798367
Bro you in Florida? I just picked up a similar set.

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>>718805324
best time to grab something. did you make it with one of those bags?

help me out, anons.

I only have 2 0,5L beers and 1 joint. in what order should I consume these goods for maximum effect?

>beer, beer, joint
>beer, joint, beer
>joint, beer, beer

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>>718805745
>J Dilla


Good fucking taste my man

>>718808265
beers then joint

>>718808177

didn't make it, am med patient. i'd assume that's how they made it though. it only cost me about 50 bucks USD for 3.5

Yo anons, I usually buy the smallest baccy pouch available to mix a small amount in with my zoots, however our jew gov has made it so you have to buy the size up for some reason - not really feeling spending the extra money just for zoot additive so what are some household spliff fillers that burn and taste nice
(Tried avb in a zoot and it tastes like arse)

>>718808454
buy some cheap trim and use that to fill it out

>>718808298
>>718807964


Dillinger Escape Plan fans out there? Make it to any of their last shows?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRLRcVSLOcI

>>718808767
shit i meant to post this link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUFKFV_m9wE

>>718808442
thats awesome..hash around here would probably be a bit more expensive

>>718808454
tea or mint

>>718798367
Blueberry first.

Get some platinum jack.

Lurking thread while scraping resin from bowl :,(

>>718798367
both. blue moon rocks is my current favorite.

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>>718809073

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4-erceTpc8

>>718800877
dubs tell truth

Drugs are bad son, you're gonna fry your brain. Really.

>>718800057
And makes you weed smoke taste like tobacco smoke. Bleh

The blueberry will couch lock you. Stick with the haze. Probably too late.

>>718800043
are you fucking retarded

Pro tip- if you are not buying weed from a store or you don't live in a legal state. The name means nothing. The dealer just picked the best sounding name for his bud.

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Here is some nice music

Tell me what you think. Mixed 4 strains together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jBWfQ6C1qY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ5LaPyzaj0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hruW7-mYWhY&list=RDhruW7-mYWhY#t=442

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT0iQRjHbW4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6-EfveplnA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmbeD5r5pw4

>>718810015
this is objectively false in canada, and probably anywhere that has big dispensaries. you think they're only growing for med patients? lul

the world exists outside your little bubble, anon. just because you get the same tasting, same looking, same smelling shitty stuff every time doesn't mean we all do xd

>>718810352
You sound like you are still in high school.
>lol guys my weed is better then yours XD!!! Blaze it faggot.

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>>718810284
kavinsky nice. liking this chvrches..
you like crystal castles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA

>>718810447
no, i'm just lucky enough to be a med patient and in close proximity to dispensaries and black market dudes who get their shit from the same source. it's not a dick flailing contest. if you ordered shit from reputable dealers on the dark net you could get the same stuff too.

i smoke 5-10 pinners a day (1 skinner with tobacco and weed) for the last 4 years and I have never had to pay for a single gram. i dont grow

This album is the latest by this guy. All his shit is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InYZFLZOh0s

>>718810744


Yeah. Baptism is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vStjmYxetY0

>>718799208
I bet you took 99% of the weed away after taking the pic for the big boys

>>718810447
growers sell their extra shit to people. when you're two people from the grower its most likely genuine

I spend $600 a week on weed

>>718811060

O_O

>>718810949

not even that much in it and theres bacco underneath. recommend putting slight bit of bacco on top aswell so it dusnt sideburn

>>718811060
You're so cool anon.

>>718811090
I'm kinda cool, mostly because I'm rich.

>>718802682
Get a reputable vendor. IDK where you are but unless its fucking asia or greenland those prices are expensive. Avoid NL. Get someone with 90% positive atleast, and there are also some LSD vendors offering nbome. If they actually offer nbome they wouldnt put nbome in their advertised LSD. Also, test kits are cheap.

>>718811060

Lol no you don't kid

>>718811190
I'm sure your mom thinks you're pretty cool.

>>718810923
tripped my wang off to crystal castles lol pretty bummed when they split up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODjsQiNMhFo

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>>718811060

>>718811260
Yes I do, I literally do nothing but sit around and smoke weed all day and I probably make more in a year than your parents.

>>718811362
sweet

>>718811362
Tell me anon. How much weed is 600$ worth?

>>718811362
what do you do to make money?

>>718811060
you smoke 2/3 oz's a week? 1 oz = 28g. 1g = 4 joints. 4x28=112 (joints per oz). 112x2=224 (joints in 2oz)

YOU SMOKE OVER 224 JOINTS PER WEEK? cause it takes me like 10-20 mins to roll and smoke a j so i dont see how that is possible unless your a dealer or eating the shit

>>718811528
1 gram for 4 joints. What the fuck? A normal sized joint is about .7-1 gram of bud.

>>718811528
>1g
>4 joints
Yo wtf kind of rationing you do?
1g is 2-3 zoots
How long you smoke for anon?

thats like a qp i don't see how you could physically smoke that much

>>718799885
Britfag reporting in. Always use baki to mix. Only roll pure if it's either.. really bad weed and needs to concentrate or with friends and we all chip in. USA has it sweet with legalisation. Cost of an ounce is so damn cheap over there.

>>718811616
no. a joint is a silver with rolling tobacco and bit of weed. 1g for 20€ and you would get 3/4 out of it or 1.5g for 25€ and youd get 4/5 joints or just 1 blunt. thats the way everyone does it in dublin

>>718811190
Man you sound like a bitch
If I had that kind of money I'd cut down on the bud and just straight trip and then do hard drugs in between
Considering you smoke bud all day and chill you either are a software developer (on some mad fucking pay tho) or somehow deal in stocks (unlikely)
Can't think of anything else that brings in the dough like that

>>718811528
I use to easily smoke 0.5-1gram per cone/bong normally. stop smoking weed stop getting high and developed a high tolerance to weed. was thinking of vaping pure thc or daping but its not readily available where im from. Only smoke when Im at party people see me rip big cones for shits and giggles.

Thread makes me feel my age. Been away from smoke for many years now (by circumstances, not choice).
When I saw favorite strains I thought of Vietnamese, or perhaps Thai Stick (the real thing, not 'tied to a stick'). Kona and Columbian Black were particularly good. Acapulco Gold will always have a special place in my heart, as the first time I smoked.

>>718811865
1oz (28g) is usually 400€

>>718811865
No you are wrong.

>>718811983
first shit i smoked was amnesia and me and my friend sat uncontrollably laughing at a brick wall for at least 30 mins

>>718811983
Any stoners old enough to remember this?
>No stems no seeds that you don't need. >Acapulco Gold is {inhale} bad ass weed

YO I JUST SMOKED SOME DINOBERRY MIXED IN WITH SOME OF THAT COBALTCRAYOLA IM SO STONED MAN

>>718812335
nope, mid-20s here and first name strain i had was trainwreck

only landrace i've ever tried is durban poison

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make this thread makes me want to smoke weed again

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PURPLE MONKEY BALLS. Fuck. great for pain.

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Coming across Stoner threads when the area/town you live in is dry af.

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i cant find weed because im so autistic i have no friends and no contacts to even get in touch with a dealer

anyone got some advice how to meet one?

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any THC-a crystalline fans in here?

>99.997% pure thc not decarboxylated
>no taste no, no smell
>can be vaped, dabbed, or eaten
>clouds are thin and not milkly at all

I am pretty sure its water soluble so i am just waiting for the thread when some anon literally "injects marijuanas"

>>718811211
havent been on the darkweb in years. looking at ordering some lsd soon. whatre some sites thatre still up and running?

>>718813677
not water soluble