3rd year medical student here. Ask me your health related questions

Is lifting heavy weights healthy?

how big is your dick?

How many peni in on penu?

Can to much anal sex destroy your anus in the long run?

Got a constant headache what is wrong with me?

>>718794876
when i sneeze i get shooting pain down my arms that last for a few secs and then a lingering pain for about 2 min after that

Does glucose take a linear structure when not dissolved? Or is it always a ring-like structure whether dissolved or not?

>>718794979

Yeah, as long as you aren't dropping the weights on your face.

>>718794989
7 1/2 inches

>>718795022
Enough

>>718795040
Yeah long term you can fuck up your internal anal sphincter

>>718794876
how do i make girls betray their bf

>>718794876
How have you managed to cope with the hunger that comes with doing autopsies? I usually chew gum.

As someone who has worked in a level 1 trauma ER for years, I can tell you any medical student is clueless beyond what a book says. You won't know anything about actual patients until the third year of your residency...if you're lucky.

>>718795202
This

>>718795294
Pay them.

>>718795162
Constant? Could be a lot of things. Are you well-hydrated? Could be tight muscles in the back of your head.

>>718795237
No idea, isn't really clinically relevant but I assume it's still ring-like.

which med school? post/undergrad? How long until you graduate?

>>718794876
I'm just kinda curious if it's possible to become a doctor without going to uni.
You know just kinda having another doc + internet teach you everything you need.
Sure you may not be able to legally practice but in theory you could.

>>718795342
you sound like a nurse, are you a nurse?

>>718795509

I'm a meat popsicle.

>>718795448
in the US there are some accelerated programs that are both college+med school integrated. You earn a bachelors while working on med school stuff.

>>718795557
mad reference. does that mean I was right?

>>718794876
my question is have any more pics like that

>>718795609

Nope, I'm just the friendly janitor.

>>718794876
what are some common renally cleared drugs?

>>718795237
>>718795420
Okay, easier question: what enzyme in saliva can break down carbohydrates?

>>718794876
So I was browsing 420chan and long story short I found out that the active ingredient in Benzedrex (propylhexedrine, nasal decongestant) acts as a pretty strong stimulant. What I'm worried about is that I got the high by swalling the cotton that was soaked with the drug. Will the cotton fuck up my digestive tract? I don't play on doing it again, the comedown is worse than amphetamine.

How do i get hold of antipsychotics

>>718795708

alpha-amylase

>>718795708
preclinical, or just someone doing biochem?

>>718795670
maybe residency means something different where i'm/you're from, is residency something you do after graduating?

>>718795962
ex-biochem. now med physics

>>718795773
Not op but if you suffer from psychosis due to a mental illness like schizophrrnia just talk to your shrink? If that's not the case then I don't know why you'd want to get anti psychotics. They're prescription only.

>>718795342

4th year medical student here

this grumpy nurse whos mad she didnt get into medical school is correct

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This is on my leg, itches bit no anti fungal has worked. Clotrimazole with bethasone or some shit works but it comes right back after I stop using it, but it's a super strong cortisone so I can't use it for long
Too poor to see a dermatologist

>>718796021
oh sweet, have you graduated yet? how do you like it?

>>718794979
Depends on the weight/frequency/own physical issues. But at long term, HEAVY weights will fuck up your knees.
>>718795040
As well, depends on the girth of the penis/dildo and the frequency you take that things up your ass. If they have normal shape and size you shouldn't have any problem.
>>718795162
Impossible for me to know, probably stress.
>>718795202
Hernia

>>718796438
still in phd program. perfect for someone who is math oriented. glad that future job prospects look good compared to biochem.

>>718796550
Could you answer this please>>718795769

>>718796630
I was talking to someone in a PhD program formed physics (I think?) a few months ago. He was doing a project on working out which voxels in an MRI (or CT?) exactly are important in prognosis/staging of prostate cancer (i.e. working out which ones need to be operated on)

>>718794876
5th year med student here

>>718796952
5 or 6 year degree?

>>718796433
My dubs decree medfags help me

>>718796433
yeah, the fact that betamethasone helps for a bit means absolutely nothing, it'll do that on pretty much any derm condition. does anything rub on that spot? anything you might be exposed to specifically there taht could be irritating it?

>>718796433
not op,
this looks like psoriasis, dermocorticoïds should work that's why you get rid of it with bethasone

qbank or uworld?

>>718796433
Try showering anon, pat it down dry as far as you can and add some sort of cream.
I'd suggest Bepanthen or Crystaderm

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Sup medbro, pharmfag here.

>>718794876
Is it okay to let my friend play D&D if he got schizophrenia?

>>718797750
>>718797763
>>718797773
It develops this white silvery coating on top and itches to high heaven when exposed to the sun which is why I assumed it might be a fungus
If cortisone didn't cause permanent damage id use it all the time

>>718794876
are you at an osteopathic or allopathic medical school?

>>718797829
Moar or sauce

>>718795335
He's a student you fucking retard, he wouldn't be doing autopsies.
>When your shit necro joke gets exposed as shit

>>718794876
i lost a decent sized marble up my ass a few years ago. where does it go?

>>718798436
baguettefag medical student here, same as >>718797763
photosensitivity is common in cutaneous disease
not dermatologist but never heard of fungus or even any kind of infectious disease wich would be photosensitive

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>>718799178
Thought fungus itched when exposed to the sun's rays
So what do I use? I'd use the cortisone but I hear that causes permanent thinning, I used it for a month+ and stopped, it just came back with a vengeance
Pic related is what I used, supposed to be very strong

How cock do I need to suck to get rid my pancreatic cancer?

>>718798809

we do cadaver dissections, you often get hungry in the room of corpses

>>718794876
Why does my whole left arm ulna nerve hurt whenever i wake up early in the morning and it starts a burning strick numbness lasting for 2 minutes?

>>718794876
How does the shape and folding of enzymes and aminoacids affect the neurological makeup of a human and dna itself. Is it possible to predict the effect that the quaternary structure has on the body?

>>718794876
How bad are the first two years of med school?

>>718794876
My health related question: what is this chicks name and do you have more? The reason I ask is, my penis got hard the moment I saw her and it wont go back down.

>>718798809
>what is anatomy
You don't even know how med schools work do you?
My gf is in medical school (1st year)
Cutting up a dead body was their first unit

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I want to be prescribed daily valium. What should I say to my GP so they'll stop suggesting SSRIs and put me on something good?

>>718794876
How do I really enhance my penis size without consequences?

>>718803021
Stroke it train it to increase more blood flow.

>>718794876
large pimple like bump on side of dick. came suddenly after fucking some slut with a condom.

any idea?

Let the people know that attraction to adolescent girls has biological reasoning and is completely natural.

>>718799688
what you need first is a diagnosis and it can't be done via a picture, the best thing i can suggest you is to see your doctor,
I let you judge : if you think this is compatible with psoriasis as suggested you could try vitamin D analog, here's a link to a poster in english i've found http://www.dermatology.ucsf.edu/education_training/140.01ClinicalDermatology/MODULES%20UCSF/Psoriasis.pdf, look picture 48,
i don't think you need anti fongic like clotrimazole, topical steroids alone should work (your lesion came back because of a rebound effect), but you'r right it can lead to skin atrophy,
>>718797773, Bepanthen ? why not ? it can't be bad and if it works fine, but i'm sceptical about it
But again, i'm not specialist and dermatology is a real pain in the ass for us,
good luck with that

>>718794876
giving this a try : every once in a while, I feel a very slight numbness in my left arm. Nothing like we see in the movies, it's just, I feel that my left hand is a bit "heavy" and I can tell I have a particular feeling in my left arm. Never lasts more than 2 or 3 minutes and goes away just like that.
I'm 35y//o, rather slim, healthy diet.
Any clue OP?

>>718796433
Psoriasis no curefound yet only treatment

Why are most nurses slutty? It seems like a nurse wants sex all the time.

>>718794876
What are the consequences of increase of AMPc in cardiac cells?

>>718803695
Thank you, I used it for over a month so wouldn't it rebound either way if I used it longer than the recommended time?

>>718803761
D:

>>718802176

Anyone gonna help me ? my problem was almost gone until I saw her and its back again. Someone plz help.
>>718802940

>>718804928
>wouldn't it rebound either way if I used it longer than the recommended time?
Probably

For the past 5 years every time I smoke pot I get these so called "panic attacks" where my body has almost every symptom of a heart attack. A month ago I said enough is enough and quit the dope after 13 years. Last night I had one of those attacks but didn't smoke any pot. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>718794876
I have an avulsion fracture in my left ankle that happened Wednesday. The orthopedic surgeon who looked at it said I would have been better off breaking my ankle. How fucked am I?

>>718794876
What's are the medical benefits to killing myself?

>>718805328
no more pain

>>718805145
I hate my life, you need to find a cure for psoriasis STAT

>>718805243
Forgot to mention I was a daily toker and couldn't kick the habit. Cannabis use syndrome

>>718794876

i have a partial thickness prolapse how to get rid of it?

>>718803300
Maybe its staph or an sti

>>718794876
I am really freaked out that one of my nuts will flip over. Could that be a sign that one of my nuts is planning to flip over?

>>718794876
Who is Mike?

>>718794876
How do I gain weigh fast? (let's stay healthy tho)
I've been sick for a month, barely eating enough to stay alive, now it feels like I came back from auschwitz.

>>718794876

How long does it take to die from cancer that HPV causes?

>>718805784
Eat more calories than you burn, particularly foods easy to convert to fat

It means your one ball is trying to talk to the other one into mutiny and taking over your entire sack
The fear is from when they fight at night, causing feverish dreams of testicle upheaval and revolution
Your time is limited OP, you only have a limited amount of nuts left to bust before the good ball crumbles to peer pressure and attacks with his comrade
Trust me, I'm a doctor

>>718806053
Was meant for
>>718805689
This is urgent anon

>>718794876
What is vagina?

>>718805426
Thank you.

>>718806053
Shit, its worse than I thought. The other day I felt like the left one was getting tied up in his cord but I just relaxed until it settled down. I think it was pants tight on the crotch and a 8 hours on a plane that did it maybe

>>718806121
Since it went away should I still be worried?

>>718805908
Thanks doc

>>718806235
By went away mean moved back to normal position and is still sensitive as per normal (ie not dead)

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Never had this one. Male 26yo.