What are all you aussies doing on this fine friday night?

Gonna drink and play lol

>>718774793
I'm waiting for my bandmates to show up at mine. With booze, hopefully. Then set up and make a horrible racket.

fucking burning

>>718774871
Play what?

>>718774793
i love school holidays in gna play league and stay up all night

>>718774883
Fuck yes!! What kind of music?

>>718774888
League of legends, or maybe Overwatch idk

I dunno but this Australian is leading the revolution!

https://youtu.be/J445juvcwps

Because "Australia is a cult! Australia is a cult!"

https://youtu.be/bnQqQ2Fg6Zs

Here's a story about the time he was "kidnapped" by mental health professionals.

https://youtu.be/aHwYQv5uunc

>>718775025
Fuck off you maggot

>>718774924
At this point we're working on some Noise rock/punk stuff, but we'll probably move to synths for a more chaotic jam later.

Driving back home on the last leg of an interstate visit.

My BF is driving, i'm browsing and shitposting about stuff when i'm in mobile reception.

>>718774793
Maneating koalas

Underrated

>>718775215
Nice man. Where abouts you from?

>>718775311
Adelaide. Finally cooled down.

>>718775217
Show tits ya cunt

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I can't wait to get home.

>>718775374
Fuck off wanker i'm a guy

>>718775422
Faggot

>>718775355
Yeah im down south of Melbourne. Fuken rained all day. Should be going to unify this weekend to get on it. But i got work tomorrow

>>718775422
Cock then.

>>718775440
No shit

>>718775440
Well observed you fucking derro

In GC doing shit all!

>>718775500
dubs-dubs-dubs get

>>718775463
I don't have any cock pics on my phone

>>718775459
Ah k, yeah good times!

Frothies cunts

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Watching cricket

Im angry like Kevin07, becasue of this fucking heat and the fucking missus being a blind bitch never shutting up about her car that some cunt smashed his bike into on wednesday when she turned onto the Hume highway without fucking looking. Fucking scam insurance company isn't helping either becasue we didnt get the cunts rego number. I am on b trying to avoid this shit. It is her problem. I also got done for drinking on the way back from work last week, now these cunts want my MasterCard to pay a fine . I got child support due too, which I don't mind paying, but still shits fucked this week.

>>718775875
Sounds like youre having a cunt of a time mate. Better go to the local for a few

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>>718775463
Have a pic of my boots instead

>>718776055
Crikey! It's the Cock Humper!!!

>>718775355
Nice isn't it. Can't wait till autumn.

Aussie threads always die but not those fuken kiwi threads

>>718776232
Just like their stay in Aus.

>>718776199
No shit you spaz

I internet dated a girl from Brisbane that I met on omegle for awhile. Then I fucked it up and took xanax and drank and apparently was mean to her and she dumped me.

I'm sorry becca I miss you. Shameless sucked though and I did not enjoy watching it with you

>>718776575
Haha you hoping she will see this buddy?

>>718776644
I highly doubt it

>>718774793
Waiting for better Internet

>>718776722
You on the nbn?

>>718776391
It's a joke about your shoes and how they look like THE CROC HUNTER's you touchy fucking cunt. That time of the month is it faggot? Bleeding from your arse?

>>718776575
I fucked up majorly while adjusting to a bigger dose of my medication, plus drinking and going through a breakdown all at the same time. Still miss the people involved.

>>718776943
Shit sucks. Her dumping me motivated me to start counseling.

Which hasn't helped anything for shit I might add.

>>718776902
Got some weird obscession with queers, huh?

at home by myself

about to have my first cone for the day and chill out with my dog and the internet, might watch some aliG

>>718776990
Probably still hasnt told his parents yet

>>718776984
It doesn't, does it? You can feel energized for a short while after the session but she's still who you miss and think about at night.

>>718776984
Sounds like this fucked you up a bit bro

>>718777110
I'm pretty much over her for the most part, but now any time I see anything Australia related or hear the accent it hurts a bit. But what can you do.

>>718777102
Yeah my thoughts exactly.

It is a full moon too.

>>718774793
Downloading a patch for BF1.. Might play a few rounds then hit the sack

>>718776055
Ive never met a faggot doing mans work. Wat trade you in?

>>718777197
I'm the same but the opposite direction. Californian related things.

>>718777221
It is too! No wonder I've felt the way I have.

>>718776990
welcome to b, i see this is your first time. it won't be gentle

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Watching the cricket, avoiding the drunk cunts out tonight with beerfest in town, trying to organize a root for tomorrow night. Tascunt here.

>>718777447
Warehousing/logistics/forklifting.

I prefer to do man's work.

>>71877768
Cold as fuck down there?

>>718777448
San Diego reporting in.

California sucks, fuck this state.

Trying to load YouTube with my shitty connection.

>>718774793
They're not deranged gunmen, they're assassins!

Where dem qt twinks/femboys at, come sit on my lap while I play games

>>718777739
I feel your pain.

>>718777735
It does but some of the memories I have there will always be fond. Shame the people I loved no longer love me.

>>718777479
Yeah, it is. Looks good on the highway.

>>718774793
I thought about moving to Australia a couple of times, but then I remember their dial-up-tier internet and forget about it.

>>718778005
Sorry, were full

>>718777820
c'est la vie. I've been there man and it sucks.

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Getting closer.

>>718778144
Hardly.

Looking for an excuse not to kill myself

>>718778318
Yeah but were just greedy cunts and like our land

>>718778375
Why anon whats so bad about your life?

>>718778005
We have NBN now cunt

head to the studio, steal a coupla bevvies, snatch a cheeky yorga and take the 905 to flavourtown

Threads dead

I watched Young Pope last night. Utter garbage, no idea why it's scoring so high on imdb.

>>718775396
Too fucking hot here in Brissy mate. Stay out.

>>718780178
Staring, directed or written by Jews?

>>718780287
It is too hot, and I do warehouse work up here.

My BF and I are fucking off in a few years to Melb

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Anyone else find it weird checking out Bindi now she's grown up? Feels like I'm disrespecting Steve and being a pervy/creepy cunt.

>>718780590
You are a pervy creepy cunt, it's got nothing to do with her.

>>718774793
i'm gonna drink several dozen fosters and then throw all my hard earned dollarydoos at this titty dancer downtown. also planning to fight a wallaby and set a homeless abo on fire.

>>718780758
"homeless abo"... tautology?

>>718780590
she's got really saggy tits for being like...20? idk how old she is.
you can do better, anon. fap to pics of steve, his tits were perkier

>>718780590
It would be disrespectful not to beat your meat to his daughter

>>718780590
Those seem like some low hangers.

>>718780833
nah. i mean a legit homeless ones. the ones who have cardboard boxes or gov subsidized crap shacks aren't technically homeless.

would be tautology if i said "worthless" abos, though.

>>718780306
Ha, that explains a lot.

Watching a Series of Unfortunate Events now... pretty cooky. Will keep watching for now.

Fucking drowning in sweat right now

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Anyone going? I missed my ticket chance :(

Too much hot.

What internet speeds do you guys get - latest Akamaifucky report said Australia is 50th in the world with an average of ~9Mbps. South Korea was top I think with an average of ~25Mbpss. I have a stable one speed of 12Mbps, downloads top out at 1.1MB/s... so about 90% of the line speed

Anyone using/used a portable A/C machine? Any good?

>>718781349
Telstra is stingyass, we get a max of 3Mbps, download never goes faster than 300KB/s

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>>718781349
Telstra Cable. Getting """nbn""" in September.

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>>718781349
Feels good man

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ay cunts

>>718781560
Telstra Cable here too, 113mbps typically. On ADSL2+ though was about 8mbps D:

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fucking kill me.

>>718774793
Getting drunk and selling ciggies to abbos

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>>718781560
>>718781616
I'd quite enjoy speeds like those...

>>718776575
Did you ever get to meet IRL?

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>>718781616
wat, you at a uni or something?

spending the first bit of my 20's wondering where i fucked it all up, dropped out of uni, quit work, all to move to the city and get more oppurtunities, but stuck in a limbo, both step parents hate me, both parents are the cucks in their respected relationships, too broke to move out, no self esteem so job hunting is a huge challenge, feel like driving to a random city, parking my car and being homeless for a couple of months, cant clear my head no matter what i try, i refuse to go on anti depressants, probably low test but what the fuck can i do about it the world is just cucking everyone there's no hope

>>718775422
Want to suck my cock faggot?

Bunch of fags Netflixing on my net atm but heres mine:
http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/5963450415

I got dat real NBN, FTTP.

>>718774793
Nothing because I have no friends.

On that note, anyone from Melbourne want to meet up tomorrow night? pls

>>718782211
Which city?

>>718782211
Sounds like my early 20's. I'm 27 now and have gotten shit back on track. Just moved to Hobart to start uni next month.

>>718782211
>me except not yuropoor

>>718782405
Fuckin' how's Hobart? Been thinking of moving there from Brissy.

>>718775215
You upload it anywhere?

>>718782465
Actually loving it. Despite the shit you hear.. hur durr two heads etc. It's just so scenic here, mountains and waterfalls fucking everywhere. Much warmer than I thought it'd be too. Moved from SW VIC.

>>718781958
NBN super fast speed boost

>>718774793
1. go to pub
2. order a drink
3. receive a quest to kill 2m-high spider
such is life in ɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ

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Bored out of my mind with my fiance sitting here with me. I've made a terrible mistake.

>>718782369
probably a small one with a low crime rate
>>718782405
good to hear

>>718782594
Low key hilarious I do feel bad for you suffering tho

>>718782530
Just wait for late autumn/winter, it gets fucking freezing here.

>>718782594
Nudes?

But seriously, sorry to hear. Why the regerts?

I reckon you can tell a lot about the people living in a country when you look through the country threads...

America/general threads fill up fucking quickly cause they can't shut the fuck up, constantly trying to one up each other and prove how much they know about /b/ vocab, memes and shit. Reminds me of American exchange students in university lectures.

Germany threads - I can't speak German but I have a look through the threads occasionally. I reckon those mad cunts have probably invented a perpetual motion machine at some point but then got distracted by their hot birds and decent beer.

Aussie threads - die quickly cause we just can't be arsed, or its too hard to type and drink at the same time.

>>718783431
This is indeed pretty much how it is

>>718774793
Just sitting around as my maybe-schizophrenia gets worse. Might get some gaming in for a bit before bed, if I can be assed.

Whatta mean mate? Aren't we shitposting here?

Shitposting on /b because no life

>>718783431
>Implying american threads arent filled with europeans and only europeans

>>718783431
>America/general threads fill up fucking quickly cause they can't shut the fuck up, constantly trying to one up each other and prove how much they know about /b/ vocab, memes and shit.
These days, they all seem to be overrun with /pol/-style populist shit-slinging. Just like the majority of threads here at the moment, only concentrated.

>>718783324
I asked her to marry me to stop her bickering. I am incredibly short sighted, but making the most out of the situation I find myself in.

>>718783791
Can we, umm, get a timestamp on that?

>>718783916
Ahh, request from before. no worries

>>718783877
Tell me you have tits

>>718782358
I'm in Melbs, Mrs is in the process of leaving me. Need to drink and have fun to take my mind of it.

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>>718783969

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>>718784162

>>718784109
Shit man, I'm sorry to hear that. I'd totally be down to get some drinks with you if you want.

I'm only 18 though, I don't know if that's weird for you, depending on how old you are.

>>718776293
*claps* Nice one

>>718774793
Boiling. Haven't turned my fan off in like 3 days.

>>718784162
What's that I'm seeing on the left shoulder... drops of candle wax?

>>718782253
Depends if you've got a uniform

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what do you cunts think of yeah the boys

>>718783883
That sucks. Good to hear you're making the most of it. Marriage isn't as binding as it used to be, so with any luck it's easy enough to get out of if need be.

>>718784417
marks on the mirror?

>>718784459
git swole gimp cunt

>>718784276
Yeah nah, my fans been running for almost a week.

>>718774793
Sweating.
About to watch a movie with the husband.

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>>718784228
I don't care about age, I'm 25. Just need to get away from seeing her. Will miss this booty

sitting in aircon smoking cones listening to serj tankian

about to make some dinner:
rice covered in steak and mushroom (canned)

>>718784607
Sweet Moses!

>>718784607
Well hey, let me know how we can get in contact and I'd be glad to meet up for drinks.

I love reading over Aussie threads. I'd drink with most of you faggots

>>718785107
Mate, have you got kik, skype or anything like that?

>>718785279
I've got LINE, is that okay? If so, my username's: sparksflynn

be careful lads, 1 of you boys might come home with a sore asshole

>>718783700
Except the term 'burger' is thrown around a lot and there's non-American slang Doubt its just them.
>mfw nobody knows I'm a kiwi

>>718775025
he actually speaks the truth, our country has a totalitarian government and the people are to brain dead from the alcohol to notice.

>>718785328
Added bro

>>718785396
he and you need to actually get a job. contribute to society u cunt.

>>718782211
Where you fucked what up?
I've seen plenty punish themselves as they commit to jobs whose long hours, intensely competitive coworkers and sterile work environments leave them entirely depleted. Life itself becomes a robotic procedure, day in day out. That doesn't have to be.