What are all you aussies doing on this fine friday night?
I dunno but this Australian is leading the revolution!
Because "Australia is a cult! Australia is a cult!"
Here's a story about the time he was "kidnapped" by mental health professionals.
Im angry like Kevin07, becasue of this fucking heat and the fucking missus being a blind bitch never shutting up about her car that some cunt smashed his bike into on wednesday when she turned onto the Hume highway without fucking looking. Fucking scam insurance company isn't helping either becasue we didnt get the cunts rego number. I am on b trying to avoid this shit. It is her problem. I also got done for drinking on the way back from work last week, now these cunts want my MasterCard to pay a fine . I got child support due too, which I don't mind paying, but still shits fucked this week.
Have a pic of my boots instead
I internet dated a girl from Brisbane that I met on omegle for awhile. Then I fucked it up and took xanax and drank and apparently was mean to her and she dumped me.
I'm sorry becca I miss you. Shameless sucked though and I did not enjoy watching it with you
Watching the cricket, avoiding the drunk cunts out tonight with beerfest in town, trying to organize a root for tomorrow night. Tascunt here.
Anyone else find it weird checking out Bindi now she's grown up? Feels like I'm disrespecting Steve and being a pervy/creepy cunt.
i'm gonna drink several dozen fosters and then throw all my hard earned dollarydoos at this titty dancer downtown. also planning to fight a wallaby and set a homeless abo on fire.
nah. i mean a legit homeless ones. the ones who have cardboard boxes or gov subsidized crap shacks aren't technically homeless.
would be tautology if i said "worthless" abos, though.
Anyone going? I missed my ticket chance :(
What internet speeds do you guys get - latest Akamaifucky report said Australia is 50th in the world with an average of ~9Mbps. South Korea was top I think with an average of ~25Mbpss. I have a stable one speed of 12Mbps, downloads top out at 1.1MB/s... so about 90% of the line speed
Telstra Cable. Getting """nbn""" in September.
I'd quite enjoy speeds like those...
spending the first bit of my 20's wondering where i fucked it all up, dropped out of uni, quit work, all to move to the city and get more oppurtunities, but stuck in a limbo, both step parents hate me, both parents are the cucks in their respected relationships, too broke to move out, no self esteem so job hunting is a huge challenge, feel like driving to a random city, parking my car and being homeless for a couple of months, cant clear my head no matter what i try, i refuse to go on anti depressants, probably low test but what the fuck can i do about it the world is just cucking everyone there's no hope
Actually loving it. Despite the shit you hear.. hur durr two heads etc. It's just so scenic here, mountains and waterfalls fucking everywhere. Much warmer than I thought it'd be too. Moved from SW VIC.
Bored out of my mind with my fiance sitting here with me. I've made a terrible mistake.
I reckon you can tell a lot about the people living in a country when you look through the country threads...
America/general threads fill up fucking quickly cause they can't shut the fuck up, constantly trying to one up each other and prove how much they know about /b/ vocab, memes and shit. Reminds me of American exchange students in university lectures.
Germany threads - I can't speak German but I have a look through the threads occasionally. I reckon those mad cunts have probably invented a perpetual motion machine at some point but then got distracted by their hot birds and decent beer.
Aussie threads - die quickly cause we just can't be arsed, or its too hard to type and drink at the same time.
>America/general threads fill up fucking quickly cause they can't shut the fuck up, constantly trying to one up each other and prove how much they know about /b/ vocab, memes and shit.
These days, they all seem to be overrun with /pol/-style populist shit-slinging. Just like the majority of threads here at the moment, only concentrated.
Shit man, I'm sorry to hear that. I'd totally be down to get some drinks with you if you want.
I'm only 18 though, I don't know if that's weird for you, depending on how old you are.
I don't care about age, I'm 25. Just need to get away from seeing her. Will miss this booty
Where you fucked what up?
I've seen plenty punish themselves as they commit to jobs whose long hours, intensely competitive coworkers and sterile work environments leave them entirely depleted. Life itself becomes a robotic procedure, day in day out. That doesn't have to be.