/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Friday Edition

Why are IDs even gone?

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPw9gbbQ1xA

Also get on the $13 Hells pizza hype if you haven't got dinner sorted yet

File: ashley.png (972KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

972KB, 1080x1920px

anyone got her wins or fb?

File: RIKKA_LOOKING_SIDEWAYS_EATING_FRIES.jpg (56KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 1280x720px

hey who dunedin here

File: 42WKPrR.jpg (26KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 480x640px

>>718770053
dunedun reportin in

File: tmp_2151-1483682389923628733222.jpg (99KB, 500x636px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 500x636px

Just a bunch of faggots in here.
I hope a tsunami ends your shitty little island

these threads died the day quercy stopped posting.
just let it die.

>>718770439
>I hope a tsunami ends your shitty little island

we got two tho

File: pmph4rar.k4y.jpg (656KB, 1280x939px) Image search: [Google]

656KB, 1280x939px

>>718770191
>>718770053
Reporting in

>>718769522
MOTHER
FUCKING
FRIDAY.

any other factory workers here fam?

>>718769959
>chunky

File: 555.jpg (1MB, 2283x1488px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2283x1488px

>>718770555
I just checked myself, pls don't wreck myself

West Auckland here, been trimming trees back from the power lines today. Just left the branches where they lie, too much hassle for one day.

>>718770988
in with the dubs good shit

File: TallaMorgana.jpg (40KB, 480x586px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 480x586px

>>718769522

File: chuunibyou28.jpg (231KB, 650x680px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 650x680px

>>718770948
What a gross word to describe yourself

what does it mean?

>>718770191
i will literally cuck you

>>718771502
More?

What did everyone have for din din?

I had a steak bun with lettuce, bacon and chippie chips.

>>718771878
is it your first time on nzg my dude?

>>718771668
id still fuck her

>>718772021
MY
DUDE

BJ LIPS

You still posting here gayboy?

File: received_10154962325946095.jpg (55KB, 1050x600px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1050x600px

STH AUCKS REPORTING FOR DUTY

>>718772007
my own tears

Is it true you guys aren't allowed to have gardens?

File: my.dood.png (466KB, 461x708px) Image search: [Google]

466KB, 461x708px

>>718772095

File: 1484114748406.jpg (32KB, 400x447px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x447px

>>718772144
feck me sally we gotta check

File: chuunibyou23.jpg (117KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 1920x1200px

>>718772093
Oh she's certainly not unattractive. I'm just lost on the word.

Taranaki hardcore

>>718772181
OH
MY
GOD
LOLOL

>Thank you

File: ashley.jpg (148KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1080x1920px

>>718772212
>CHUNKY!!!!!

Did Dunners straight up have a car crash?

I tried to find an article but no luck.

Chch signing in....

>>718772181
LOST

>>718772141
Were they delicious?

File: chuunibyou21.png (304KB, 1264x867px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 1264x867px

>>718772320
I was fooled by the selfie! It's even better though.

T H I C C

>>718772007
chicken n chips from night n day. i honestly prefer their chicken over kfc, its always crisp. chips are eh

Do you guys have Sonichu in NZ?

>>718772485
Get chicken from Night and Day and chips from KFC?

>>718772452
salty

>>718772374
yeah he died. Fucker didnt have his seatbelt on like usual, took a corner too hard, ran off the road and flipped into a ditch, he got chucked out and crushed under.

>>718772485
You get the chicken salt tho?

>>718772586
chips from kfc arent that much better half the time. and why the fuck would i stop at two places thats just silly

File: tmp_2151-1482640568525-863119133.jpg (21KB, 236x314px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 236x314px

>>718770547
Not really homie it don't count.

>>718772649
of course, what am I, some degenerate?

>>718772489
what ever happened to CHris Chan??

>inb4 he died rip in peace

>>718772599
Kek confirms it.

That's a damn shame.

>>718772833
>33
I knew I would get dubs...

>>718772599
Mass suicides of heartbroken women in Dunedin tonight

>>718772869
and le funny sex number xD

>>718772903
>just women

wew lad lemme tell you

File: LeaksRUs_5373.png (158KB, 240x426px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 240x426px

Leak/see any snapchat users private pics/nudes with snap leak .cf! /b/ros use it before it's patched and don't share it.

>>718772007
Kfc

What a shit thread

>>718771756
you gonna stick your dick in that squealing piggy while her bf watches?

>>718772977
Tell us about your penis, anon.

>>718773024
What did you have precisely?

>>718773050
Shouldn't have ruined it by posting then.

>>718772833
>https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/local-autist-went-too-hundy-got-wrecked

Here's the confirmation.

>>718773063
It's kinda like Sesame Street

Adults can enjoy it too, but it's mostly for kids

File: 2006-2.jpg (86KB, 750x500px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 750x500px

What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

>>718773210
Nah that's just the confirmation you're an unfunny cunt.

>>718773251
Sucked a couple of dicks, does that count?

>>718772690
he ded rip in piece in peace

File: 23543528836_762a8e1b18_k.jpg (1MB, 2048x1367px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2048x1367px

>>718773214

File: 8H7LMk9.jpg (2KB, 126x123px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 126x123px

>Christchurch

Good shit posting Subi's dunners

>>718773327
Yeah.

You like how they smell/taste?

>>718773321
>someone tried to open the link

>>718773441
Yeah I'm obsessed with them. It was when I was younger though, haven't done it since.

>>718773251
had sex with another dude a few times

>>718773502
fuck off anonnz

File: tmp_26560-1484000568128628733222.jpg (75KB, 553x701px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 553x701px

Hey new Zealand fags
Guess how I got my 12 '' dick?

>>718773545
Who?

>>718773251
used the word fabulous in a sentence once

File: images.jpg (9KB, 463x235px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 463x235px

Who watchin the Brady Bunch with their mum who is the youngest of 3 sisters and has the same name as one of the characters while choppin wine?

File: 1484277884005.jpg (579KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

579KB, 1366x768px

>>718770191

>>718773502
Do it again, fgt. Where you at?

>>718773542
How was it?

>>718773609
Fucking hell, Elton.

>>718773546
How?

>>718773251
gave a dude a bj while getting fucked in the ass while giving two guys a handjob while my gf was in the bathroom at a Nickelback concert.

>>718773747
dunedin

>>718773691
I told my mum to watch it but she said nah.

LOL women, am I right, boys?!

>>718773251
>Teared up during a movie
>Got drunk and watched 10 Things I Hate About You alone
>Wanked over a bit of gay porn
>Shoved something up my ass and had a wank

>>718773791
Oh ha ha haaaaa

>>718773747
his dick was too small

>>718773794
Show us your bum hole.

File: tmp_26560-1482727217271-572756285.jpg (430KB, 640x980px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 640x980px

>>718773756
I cut it in half

>>718773884
no

>>718773791
how is that gay?

Should we post pics of our dicks?

>>718773796
Your mum is too young.

>>718773951

What would that accomplish?

File: 1483851769868.jpg (255KB, 1300x1734px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 1300x1734px

Kapiti here, just got a fucking ticket for doing skidz

>>718774127
get to see a lot of dicks

>>718774127
We would get to see hot Kiwi cocks?

I sucked the dick of a guy from Christchurch, this hot beefy rugby boy and, fuck, his dick smelled so fucking nice.

Pulled down his pants and was hit in the face by that hot musk.

welp. the thread got gay without my input, this is a first

File: 14842983871311708403440.jpg (580KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

580KB, 2048x1152px

>>718773951

>>718774301
>his dick smelled
fuck fam, havent seen you around in a bit

>>718770547
It's 3 thou

File: idbro.png (482KB, 1277x540px) Image search: [Google]

482KB, 1277x540px

hello I am here now

>>718769959
>>718772320
got any moar?

>>718774366
Sorry?

>>718774356
Not soft you lesbian.

>>718774536
Would love to but im playing with the timing belt etc and need her running sweet to get the power down

>>718774573

How'd she get tomato sauce in eyes? Did an italian miss a moneyshot?

File: 1479953176430.jpg (139KB, 500x475px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 500x475px

>>718769522
Levin reporting.

>>718774672
>Implying I can get a hard on after drinking to post online for some fag from the South Island

>>718774573
Kyss?

>>718774536
You that guy who had a youtube channel he used to make money off? Also you said everyone in Levin is on meth.

>>718774676

What in? It's either timed or it's not.

Reference marks everywhere, set it back to the marks then put belt on.

File: tmp_26560-images(34)232732844.jpg (9KB, 230x220px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 230x220px

>>718770439
Man you really are a bunch of faggots.

>>718774573
still roleplaying a dead poster from a year ago?

Rolled into the carpark at work blasting this. Should have seen the look i got from the coons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSKuWqEA4iM

>>718774882
I aint no mechanical god, but somethings up as I got the block tapped wkth bigger screws so if I turbo I can push higher psi without blowing my top end

File: 1464518530457.png (1MB, 1711x917px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1711x917px

>>718774573

Ayyyyy its the guy from this.

>>718774820

No I don't have a youtube channel.

Not everyone here is on meth, quite a few are though.

Everywhere is affected by the 2nd meth epidemic in NZ, some places worse than others. Levin has been a significant distribution hub in both epidemics.

>>718774573
Try harder fgt.

>>718775008

Sounds like horse hockey to me.

File: tmp_26560-9ba3d87a1db7124da692a13321211b352135848616.jpg (44KB, 500x493px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 500x493px

>>718775125
It's them fucking bikerfags
How big are the hells angels there nowadays?

>>718775125
>Levin has been a significant distribution hub in both epidemics.

Business is booming huh? Good times.

I love smoking meth

>>718775641
I love smoking your dad's best friends hot cock.

LETS GET SOME TINYCHAT GOING BOIS

tinychat com/nzcam

File: JackMcSackNZ.png (43KB, 460x460px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 460x460px

[IMAGE RELATED]

anybody in West Aucks area selling buds hmu on kik, no fuck arounds

>>718773950
these threads have always been gay, my dude

File: 20160121lr03.jpg (359KB, 3024x2177px) Image search: [Google]

359KB, 3024x2177px

>>718775493

Yeah but it's going to come to a end all of a sudden, real quick.

The thing about the devil you know, is that you know who the devil is.

>>718775478

I mean some individuals involved might ride motorcycles and be in criminal biker gangs, but not all of them do.

Game changed 18 months ago from individuals being involved by themselves, to all these individuals working together to protect their illicit business interests. Previously competitive gangs who were not dealing with each other, are now doing deals.

File: tmp_26560-Screenshot_2016-12-29-00-12-51-1038063128.png (477KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

477KB, 720x1280px

Anybody know this bitch? I think she's a prostitute

>>718775975
i'm not your fucking dude, bud

File: pft2hynu.sbe.jpg (628KB, 1280x922px) Image search: [Google]

628KB, 1280x922px

>>718773210
Fucking kek
>>718773407
Chea bol
How's things?

>>718776131
>Cros V El Le Sing
Fuck off with your french shit.

Wellington: does anyone know where to pick psychedelic mushrooms?

>>718776422
Hopefully the ones I am

g r o w i n g

Bloom

>>718776611
>776611
Kek confirms it, they will!

YES!!

>>718776422

Anywhere bush. You will find in warm damp periods in the bush, under ferns that are not taller then yourself.

Low fern shelters in pines.

Hi boys, Ravi here, lol, how's it going? Haha.

>>718776800
haha just hanging with the /b/ros my d00d XD

>>718776800

poo in the loo cunt

>>718776879
You ruined it.

>tfw gay
>tfw can't stop thinking about fucking girls

File: kek.jpg (107KB, 736x552px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 736x552px

>>718776800
Welcome back friendo

>>718776800
you from the tron ravi?

File: chuunibyou27.png (218KB, 441x562px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 441x562px

>>718776965
I want to be pet and hugged by a tall girl.

>>718773701
New Zealand standards are fucking low..
couldn't believe my eyes after spending a few days in Australia.

>>718776611
>776611
These will be the greatest shrooms ever

>>718776800
You fuck any chicks lately? Last I heard you ghosted that asian chick you were crushing on because she was boring.

>>718777050
aussie chicks are fucking hot, but their voices kill it

>>718777106
I wasn't 100% when it came to making sure I didn't contaminate. I'm waiting to see if any of the jars actually take.

File: Demonhunter.png (934KB, 605x1079px) Image search: [Google]

934KB, 605x1079px

Need a name for my Demonhunter

>>718777371
period eyes

>>718776611
>>718777106
>>718777304
tried to upload a nice hq pick of a haul i got last year but the file was too big :(

>>718777128
Oh lol no I got nowhere with her, hahahaha.

FML am I right? LOL

>>718777371

semenguzzle2k17

>>718777371
G'urldogan

anybody west auckland area got the hook ups?

>>718777050
>not realising that we've always been a nation of cucks

>>718777498
still at uni?

>>718776994
yeah bro haha

>>718777734
Yeah lol going to be here for a while with my grades ahahahaha.

>>718777883
see you at the burn my man ;)

>>718777930
Gotta study mang, can't be all about the asian chicas and they sideways pussy.

>>718778014
>>718777883
why dont you two faggots just lick each other's assholes

>>718778073
anything could happen

>>718778073
Eww, fuck, imagine eating a curry curry's bum hole.

>>718778205

I can confirm indian girls vagina smells like spices.

File: curry.jpg (138KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 1024x768px

>>718778276
>>718778205

>>718777371
Muttslut

>>718778276
I worked at KFC and there was this Indian chick. I said to one of the Maori girls (whom I was friends with):

"Does Saleshni's vagina taste like curry?'

>she went and told her I said that.

>>718778362

She's of Iranian/Persian ethnicity you filthy paki. I can smell the nukes and hear bibi talking about a bad deal from here.

>>718778405

Don't trust maori girls if you are not maori.

>>718778478
Don't trust Maoris.

>>718778600
>00
I have been getting so many good digits tonight.

BUT THIS WILL BE THE BEST SET!

>>718778715
Oh, shame fgt.

File: 1992-1.jpg (75KB, 765x500px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 765x500px

>you will never own slaves

who wants to maccas mish

>>718779158
can't believe people still eat that shit

>>718776800
>Ravi
Not even my favorite brown nzg poster..

>>718777050
Agreed, New Zealand women are, for the most part, either butch or ugly, especially compared to euro's and aussies

>>718770191
I'm sure i'm the only person where I live that visits this place of fun

>>718779230
frozen cokes are good.

>>718779261
if you think nz chicks suck you should look at the men, wew lad.

>>718772413
also chch ,where you at nigger?

>>718778060
tfw when also at uni i christchurch and still a virgin

>>718779289
>look at the men, wew lad.
Kiwi guys are hot as fuck.

>t. faggot

>>718779397
I know what you gotta do, put your penis in a chick's vagina, then you're not a virgin. It really works.

>>718779328
Coon hay

>>718779561
how about i fuck you in the ass you sarmy cunt, ill make you into my woman boyo

File: sexcc.png (454KB, 732x709px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 732x709px

>>718779525
yeah, theyre some hot dick for sure.

>>718779652
With a manly attitude like that how are you a virgin, big boy?

>>718779705
Well if you post the ones who don't look after themselves, sure.

I think I look way too stern in my photo.

File: sellout.png (252KB, 499x750px) Image search: [Google]

252KB, 499x750px

>>718779151
O RLY?

Also, Aucks CBD reporting in

>>718779652
Would be nicer to have sex with a woman I'd think. Just be yourself, works every time. Have confidence, it's easy.

>>718779828
nigga i could screencap any page of nzd, the true dating website of the common people on nz, andf it would all be the same. You get a few rare lookers and thats it. nz guys DONT take care of themselves unless theyre obviously homo.

>>718780000
Holy shit nigger look at those fucking repeating digits

>>718780003
>unless theyre obviously homo.
I think some of the straight guys are handsome as.

But then I'm a massive faggot so I would say that.

I need Chch nudes you fucks

>>718780000
jesus fuck , kek hath blessed you , probably gonna try and fug soon because quads , advice taken

anyone here have psychosis or take anti psychotics?

File: sophie1.jpg (108KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 640x960px

>>718780317

File: sophie2.jpg (211KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 960x1280px

>>718780484

File: sophie3.jpg (63KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 640x360px

>>718780517

File: sophie4.jpg (109KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 1024x768px

>>718780532

>>718780484
kek i know her, im going to ask if its her

>>718779705
that sheer terror that you were gunna show up in this

>>718780563
kek. do it. and post screenshots of convo

File: 1481623812625.gif (2MB, 350x255px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 350x255px

>>718780000

>>718780563
you got anymore rhs sluts?

>>718780609
Post your photo.

>>718780846
yeah you?

>>718780848
no, you didnt even get dubs

>>718770191
Any wins on Adele Parli ?

>>718780949
post what you got

>>718780551
Who is she

>>718781088
you

>>718774215
Still here?

>>718774733
Know Jason?

>>718781138
sophie howell

File: 76547657.jpg (239KB, 1280x703px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 1280x703px

dumping Goof nudes

>>718780563
post results

>>718781142
ya obviously gots nuffin

>>718781253
Moar?

>>718780484
Sophie8299 her facebook kek, someone post results

I have arrived, Faggots!

File: FB_IMG_1484306793002.jpg (24KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 480x640px

>>718780970
Adrle parli is mean. She unfriended me for posting red pill statuses tho lol

File: ac8zaOJ.png (148KB, 1327x828px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1327x828px

who got the original?

File: autumn b.jpg (69KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 750x1334px

>>718780317

>>718781684
stop just stealing shit from the anon nz board and posting here faggot

>>718781684
Moar?!!!!

>>718781684
I want more of her!!!

>>718781624
I grew up with her in NP lol. Her sister Samantha was bangin untill she had kids

File: large.png (85KB, 480x320px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 480x320px

Reporting

>>718769522
Elbows reporting in.

How is everyone?

File: 43.jpg (112KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 960x540px

Hawkes Bay nudes anyone

File: 1461855142249.jpg (271KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 2048x1536px

>>718781845
Fuck-olded both elbows (broke)

>>718781854
brown nipples on white girls is gross.

File: ash.jpg (336KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 960x1280px

>>718780317

>>718782544
Name

>>718782460
what kind of virgin shit is this cunt on about

>>718782544
>>718782577
google image search, dumb faggots

File: 00680.png (182KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 640x480px

>>718782460

>>718782709
Name

>>718781235
I know a jason. Deals in drugs.

>>718782863
Anne frank

File: kim b.jpg (128KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1080x1920px

>>718783103

>>718783131
Keep going she's hot

>>718783206
thats all i gots. feel free to contribute your chch girls

>>718783296
What's her last name

File: Beverly Paige.jpg (125KB, 667x1000px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 667x1000px

>>718771668
You've never heard Chunky before?
means you are over weight think of chum dog food "so chunky you can carve it"

>>718777050
But Aussie women are such high maintenance at least NZ chicks are more chill in my experience

>>718772673
they're the same size

>>718769655
hey fuck u i work at hells
cunts screaming around crying about their order being slow and demanding a refund and shit
fuck off

>>718784192
but aussie girls are, well.. aussies..

File: 1473635159041.jpg (228KB, 960x642px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 960x642px

anyone got more of blonde one ? or know her name ? from ak i think