Wheres the fam tonight? whoop whoop!

>>718767872
Probably wrapping up their shift at Pizza Hut or ODing in the backseat of a 1998 Honda Civic somewhere

fags on
/b/
Gayest breed of queers

>>718768168
Or burning alive in their manufactured home because they passed out with a lit cigarette in their mouth

>>718768168
/thread

>>718767872
Why are juggalos so retarded? They're the least intelligent subculture to have come about.

>>718768168
despite the fact that you're being facetious, that wouldn't suprise me.

whoop whoop fam I'll see u at the gathering

>>718767872
Still trying to figure out how magnets work

>>718767872

cancer thread.

>>718768450
Well thats actually not true, we're a bunch of people who like rap and get fucked up, we don't get along with regular people in society, but theres a lot of idiots who think they're in the same boat but they're not because they're just people with low IQ's and they're too stupid to realize that, basically the sea lampreys of our movement, unfortunately they stick out the most resulting in, well, i'm sure you're well aware of the stigma.

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>>718768725

>>718768725
shut up carl sagan nobody smokes weed anymore

Icp is a christian shit band

>>718768822
If miracles was ever played in a room of juggalos there would be some very angry people. dude that shit was awful, every artist has an embarrassment in their career.

>>718768464
hey look at this guy he knows what facetious means

>>718768965
Their whole career is an embarrassment. Also hilarious that white trash retards buy their albums. Your basically white trash Kardashian fan boys. Shilling money into no talent.

ICP is to musical talent, what Amy schumer is to comedic talent.

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>>718768965
>artist

>>718769037
impressive right? kind of like the time a few minutes ago i realized you could spell.

>>718769065
well yeah, i mean, we're just white trash. i was raised in a rich white neighborhood, elderly people rode two person bikes in my neighborhood man lol. just because you were raised somewhere doesn't have anything to do with who you become.

>>718769418
Congratulations. You chose to be white trash. Kys. Daddy didn't love you enough. But he obviously had good reason.

>>718768725
The one band with Violent Gay and Faggy 2 dope?
>our movement
Ya ok kid

>>718769285
I thought ICP was to comedic talent as The Eagles' 'Amy' was to musical talent.

>>718769513
well man my dad is in prison and my mom committed suicide. my grandparents never call me its been years, i haven't felt at home since i met these guys. at least i have people to visit on christmas.

>>718770100
Kek

Is Joe /ourguy/?

https://youtu.be/ulGaxBPk2jI

>>718767872
B8

>>718770178
There's a reason they don't call you and your mom killed herself.
>I didn't choose the white trash life. The white trash life chose me.
I bet you pop vyvanse u fucking faggot.

>>718770178
i show up to their parties and they give me free coke/lsd/booze and its all good we talk about crazy shit thats happened and its like they aren't even supprised. because they've seen it all before. i didn't have a great family and they feel like the closest ill ever have to people who care about me.

Drinking Faygo and semen as we speak whoop whoop hatchet 420 69

>>718770460
I'de like to see you try and say that in person to a real juggalo homie.

>>718767872
omfg op XD
rudehentai.com

>>718770498
Faygo and semen. A cornerstone of the juggalo diet. Second only to dirt weed and acid that tastes like soap.

>>718770685
this isn't a thread about your healthy living habits my friend

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>>718770623
Why? Y'all are giant pussies unless there's at least ten of you. Act hard but fold like tissue paper. I'd stick my foot so far up ur ass you'd taste shoe polish.
>fite me IRL weenie
Fucking goober

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513 in da hizzy!

>>718771007
You look like the pumpkin nobody picks

>>718767872

Walking down the street, winking at freaks. With a two liter stuck in my buttcheeks.

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>>718771007
>>718771057

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woop woop

>>718770985
i'm more than well aware of the comedic aspect of your post, but if there's any ounce of seriousness that i can't see. jesus christ for your own safety do not attend our yearly gathering.
you will be this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ1XUesjkDU

>>718767872
Why do juggalos never have good jobs? 9/10 I've seen work convenience stores or do shit tattoos.

Mystery that

I haven't listened to ICP since The Might Death Pop, what are they doing nowadays? Is any of their new shit good? I was always a fan of Twiztid more than ICP.

>>718771329
>gathering
>10 or more

You just solidified my point you sidewalk sissy

>>718771460
Probably because that's the people you surround yourself with

I guarantee you 100% there's plenty of CEO who are juggalos and wall street billionaires with hatchet tats

>>718771460
cause we're fuckin poor man, we also aren't very good at applying for loans or government assistance, doesn't feel right ya know?

>>718771592
Congrats. That's the dumbest fucking thing I'll read all week.

>>718770178
this. They come from unimaginably broken homes. I know a kid who got the hatchet man tattoo'd on his chest. Similar situation. I became friends with his brother. Who then stole $400 from me.

>>718771547
Well hey, i saw two guys in a friendly wrestling match at our gathering beat each other into a bloody pulp, if you want to show up and participate you're more than welcome "Big man"

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>>718771592
>wall street billionaires with hatchet tats

>>718771836
juggalos do NOT steal.

>>718771836
if you steal at our yearly festival you get your ass beat by an angry crowd i'm sorry that happened to you that is NOT how we work.

>>718769348
>implying the great malinko album wasn't entertaining

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>>718771841

>>718771918
You are right his brother who stole from me was not down with the clown.

>>718768822
Double Doubs are Magnets

>>718771841
If I wanted to watch tards wrestle I'd watch the special Olympics

>>718772177
my favorite album

>>718772200
well yeah theres always a sour apple in any musical group following don't take it personally thats not what we're about at ALL.

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>>718772200
TRIPLE DOUBS HOW DO NUMERALS WORK. This is now a meme magic thread.

>>718772347
I would hope so as it would cater to your entertainment needs.

>>718771592
>>718771914
>>718772476
Juggalo CEO needs to be memed

I grew up in Redford, MI. Left that shit hole deadend town real quick. Fucking Juggalos swarm like cockroaches. Legit the worst subculture, the most heinously unintelligent and filthy people I've ever met.

100% disgusting. Moved across state and I still see some of the rancid cunts sloshing through my store from time to time. Little brother tells me one of them pissed on my parents house, and my cat chased him down the block.

>>718767872
it's the 13th so probably sleeping off their withdrawals now that the welfare is gone

A successful juggalo is the ultimate of unicorns

>>718773012
They do not exist.

>>718767872
Why are they ALL white?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXIuFshSZVI

Fucking carnie lames

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The only Juggalo I ever knew eventually married a guy who anally raped her and almost deliberately got herself sent to a mental institution to keep him from going to jail for it.

>>718773274
>and nothing of value was lost

>>718772611

They come in doll form too?

Smoking herpes-laced meth wasn't enough for these mammals? They have to play with dolls while they do so?

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>>718771592

my parents use to be super into ICP. story goes my mom got hit in the face with a 2 liter of faygo at a show while she was pregnant with me ahaha

>>718768536

circle jerk?

i need a picture of the pope with a dick on his face
kome on homies a ninjas trying to win a arguement

>>718773079

One or two might be lurking here and there, but those are the ones who were smart enough to leave their Juggalo phase and would not dare ever speak of their shameful past lest they imperil their hard-won success.

Don't try to out a semi-successful ex-Juggalo; he'll kill you to obtain your silence.

>>718769599
Hey eminem