Has any of you had an prostate orgasm? Is that easy?

3, and i probably tried 30 times

is it easy, no but you'll get very close a lot.

in order for it to work i've gotta have some other sort of stimuli, smelling dirty panties was best for me. that worked twice. the other time i shot a little pre cum onto a counter in front of where i jacked my shitter and sucked it into my mouth when i was close and that pushed it over the edge.

and to answer your obvious question, i dont know if i would do it again. the orgasm is way more intense than you would expect, my body shakes, my balls drain more cum than i knew existed in my body, and i wept like a teenage girl all three times.

in the end i felt like a used whore full of shame.

>>718716191

Never managed it, suggestions, movements etc?

cant wait for my parents go on holiday so i can order a dildo and be a slut for a week.

any dildo/plug recommendations and tips?

bump for interest.
Every time I tried, I just ended up with a used ass and didn't feel anything good at all.. not sure how to find the spot, and I really tried.

>>718718060
the t bar g spot mans dildo, you'll know it when you see it.

>>718718133
me same

>>718716539
Sooooooooo your say the shits cash?

After seeing some hand free cumming compilations on PH I want to master this. Moar info would be great. Already good at edging and pelvic control. Pretty sure that's a start, no?

This fuckin thread.

>>718718264

google doesnt come up with anything

>>718718317
its hands down the best orgasm's i have ever had, but, the three days of regret, emotions, and questioning my sexuality make it something i dont know if ill ever do it again.

so its the very best, but also the very worst.

>>718718264
>>718718437
yeah can't find anything either

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it's really hard
it takes time and you need to explore you ass
you'll know the right spot when you touch it
you will fill a little pain/pleasure on your dick
when you find that spot you keep rubbing/pushing it
remember it takes time but you will like it
if you want to speed things up just jerk off edge yourself and finish it off by ass play
from personal experience, it took me 2 hours to accomplish anal orgasm using a pen

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>>718718519
>>718718437
they look like this

>>718718606
>a pen
be careful with something this small, try a brush or a smooth screwdriver handle, basically something with a blunted end. internal tissue tears easily

>>718718133
iktf ;_;

>>718718494
I don't want this.

I'm not a homo fag but the idea of a more intense orgasm is intriguing. I watched a video on mless where a chick rimmed her BF to orgasm. Never touched his dick. Ever since then I have been intrigued

>>718718763
That's all i had lol i wish i could buy a dildo or something but im just a 15yo fag

self-fucking is the shit

>>718718763

can it be done with just hands, like a finger? two? I don't want to keep something like that around.

>>718718060
xl chance flared from bad dragon

go big or go home

>>718718900
well. i mean it started like that for me too.

i dont like men, they dont turn me on, but watching shit like op posted had me thinking.

but the orgasm itself is just way beyond what i thought it was going to be. i kid you not i felt like a womanly bitch, i wept large sobs. i had a mini identity crisis.

i dont think ill do it again tbh.

was it awesome? yes, do i regret it now? no. would i suggest you try it? i think everyone should try everything twice so yes.

idk, you might not have the same reaction i did. but i have read online of others going through what i went through

>>718719064
yeah you can do it with your fingers probably

>>718718900
nah it has nothing to do with sexuality, well if you're not questioning it there is no problem
but if you have doubts don't do it
im hetero and i did it
i don't feel bad at all it was just an orgasm and since its just me and my body there is no problem

>>718719064
my fingers were not long enough for the effect to work correctly. I used a catbrush very similar to the dildo i posted.

>>718719041
a sharpy would probably be better though if you want to stay small in size

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>>718719173
>>718719267
Well that couldn't be any more conflicting if it were on purpose.

I can't get a dildo because my wife would find it and she doesn't masturbate. I would have to use something around the house

>I don't want to son large sobs
>just want to bust a bigger butt

Choices choices

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>>718719087

im only a virgin, i dont want to ruin my ass.

you have to try working up to it. just slamming something in your ass is never going to work

put something in there and go ahead and stroke your cock till you get close. when you are close stop touching yourself and finish by slamming something in your ass. keep doing this with increasing the time between touching your cock and orgasm. eventually you will figure out what it takes

dont be fooled by short videos, they arent showing them whacking off for 20 minutes first

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I am also curious. How would one go about this, exactly? No clue where to even start.

>>718719041
>15yo
Underage confirmed

>>718718325
a lot of it is mental. you have to think submissive thoughts. imagine you are the bitch of some bigger stronger man and that the object in you is him forcing your hole open with his hard cock. hear him grunt in your head. feel what it would be like to have him slap your slutty ass, grab onto your hips and plow your faggot ass until he is satisfied. in fact focus on pleasing your man. instead of a treat for you behave as if you are serving a master. you aren't jerking off remember. stop thinking about cumming. enjoy the submission. let the girly feeling take over. picture being kissed. holding hands. actually work yourself up ahead of time with some romantic foreplay to get in the mood. take the whole night, listen to something girly or poppy. watch what makes you horny in a feminine way. look at pictures of a man you are familiar with. irl or from media. someone you didn't even know you found hot before. take him in. everything you can find of this hunk. study his face. he has become special to you. before you know it you will be on your knees with a hard shaft buried between your cheeks moaning his name with your eyes closed thinking only about what it would be like to be his pet. anyway that's what i've done to cum handsfree the times i've done it. a stable of different guys have had their night of owning me. they didn't even know how good they made me feel when i squirted to their passionate thrusts. in fact one i know from work and i swear i sweat whenever i'm around him now.

>>718720512
... i literally smell my girlfriends underwear and think of cumming in her

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>>718718763
I was using one of those and it wasn't doing anything for me so I just got one of these. It definitely is bigger and it vibrates, hoping to get my first prostate orgasm soon.

>>718719667
seen that butt a lot on /b/

>>718716191
Happened twice to me after 20-25 tries with dildos
It's a lot of work.. If you're thinking about it it won't happen
Both times it happened to me I didn't care if I came I just really craved a big dick pounding my ass... I came when I really plowed my ass until I couldn't take it any more... Best orgasms of my life- I couldn't stand up for a while, my legs were wobbly and I was shaking

Can someone explain how to do this, technically, without refering to "fuck your butt hard" or "imagine being a slutty slave"?

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>>718719928

>>718720925
You're not listening...

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>be 15
>been into anal play for years
>desperately want to cum anally
>every dick-shaped object in my house went in my ass at some point
>almost a size-queen and definitely a huge hopeless analslut
>know where my prostate is and love massaging it
>still can't reach that big-O
>I know there's one precise shape of object that would allow me to pound my insides right
>like a lollipop, a ball on a stick
>after some time I realize there is such an object in my house
>actually in my own bedroom!
>shivers in my slutty ass
>wait for the night
>lock my door
>get naked, panting like the horny sissyslut I am
>on all fours on my bed
>put some lube on my new toy
>slide the plastic ball inside my ass
>the stick is 15" long and the ball is almost the size of a ping-pong ball
>feels nice
>rub it everywhere inside my ass
>concentrate on my g-spot
>can finally rub it the right way and without tiring my hand too fast
>massage it slowly but firmly, play with myself, discover new sensations of pleasure inside my body
>I'm more and more in a daze
>it feels so different physically, so slutty, so feminine, I love it
>I'm not even hard, my asshole is now my only sex organ, a boypussy if you will
>would moan like a dumb slut if my parents weren't in the other room
>go faster
>can now definitely feel that I'm "masturbating" something inside of me
>eyes closed, mouth open, breathing heavily, toes curling, a ball of pleasure is building up inside my ass and it feels incredible
>go even faster
>at this point I know I'm about to have my first anal orgasm

cont.

>>718720925
you have to feel around your butthole for a spot that feels good and just keep hitting that spot

that's all there is to it

>>718720925
you dont imagine the slave part, you imagine whatever it is that turns you on most, for me its strong smelling vagina, others its being dominated.

just think of what turns you on most

get naked

put lube on your finger and slowly push it into your butt. then two once its relaxed a little. this might take five minutes, it might take 20, but the sphinct will relax eventually, after the second finger insert dildo or dildo like device.

now, if you are on your back, you will it near where the back of your balls will be, slowly. when you feel a pressure like you kind of have to pee, thats the spot.

rub that spot, poke it, knock it around slightly

thats what you are looking for.

do whatever it is that feels best on that spot.

imagine whatever it is that turns you on most

go up in intensity as you go along.

oh, also, piss before you start, because having to piss is going to feel almost identical as it will when you are nearing the prostate orgasm.

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cont. >>718721341
>I can't even think anymore, my only reality is this pleasure radiating in my stomach, ready to explode
>the ball is making a deliciously squishy noise inside of me
>precum dripping from my cock, drool dripping from my mouth, lube dripping from my anus
>I realize I'm finally like the porn actresses I always envied so much, Taylor Rain, Gauge, Sasha Grey... I'm finally getting my ass fucked til it feels so good I could scream. I feel so slutty, so beautiful, so proud, I'm finally an analslut
>give a few very sharp rubs on my prostate
>the pleasure in it explodes suddenly, gets even more intense, overwhelmingly intense, with a strong feel of release
>my ass is having an orgasm like a fucking vagina
>my prostate stiffens, becomes almost too sensitive, I'm still pounding it with my toy
>the pleasure rushes through my body like a wave, losing in intensity
>my anus starts spasming uncontrollably 5-6 times
>I don't know it yet but my semi hard cock just ejaculated hands-free
>each spasm feels better than your best penile orgasm
>with the full body pleasure comes a sensation of "physical happiness", like my whole body is laughing idk
>collapse on the bed
>realize I ejaculated on the sheet, don't care
>too high to care about anything
>pull the toy out
>long moment of peace after a life-changing event
>almost fall asleep
>tried again a few days later, alone this time
>groaned and screamed like a whore, begging for my anal orgasm

i have a hard time doing it on my own but can after a while

however when someone else is pounding my ass is uncontrollable cause i cant stop and start again, they just keep pounding away till i start cumming then my ass tightens on their cock and they start cumming and its over way faster than it should have been

When I put a finger in my ass while masturbating, i start feeling something very good inside of it at the same time my dick's feeling good. I even can get some sort a powerful double-orgasm. But can't get any pleasure with my ass if I'm not touching my dick. Is that a prostate orgasm ?

>>718721341
>>718721637
I remember this pasta

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>>718720925
underrated post

Can anyone explain why when I try prostate stuff it just makes me feel like I have to pee really bad? I'm afraid of actually pissing all over the bed

>>718722014
thats the feeling you're aiming for. piss and immediatly start going at it.

you have to let go when that feeling is happening, stopping that feeling is part of what is preventing you from cumming, you are close though

>>718722149
Interesting. Thank anon. Sometimes it's so overwhelming that I have to stop. Next time I'll just do it.

>>718721341
>>718721637
This x9999999

This girl next door Iwanna fuck caught me jerking it it too dicks now she thinks I'm gay, I think she was spying from my window.

Is there still a chance? I don't even look gay at all

>>718722364
Yea, there's still a chance you're gay, but that's just how things are.

>>718722364
Talk to her. Ask her if she wants to watch or help.

>>718722325
did you read the thread? thats what we were trying to explain. its going to be overwhelming, you have to let go.

just piss right before you start otherwise you'll piss yourself

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>>718721862
I got this one too:

There's no best method, I've been reading a lot of threads about it and there are so many factors intervening into the way to the big-O, it would be easier to teach people individually.
So I only have a few advice:

It seems that some guys have a less sensitive prostate than others. In any case, masturbating numbs your prostate, so you have to stop all sexual activity for a few days before your anal session.

Using your fingers is the best way to find your prostate, to find the right spot. Everyone has a different "right spot".

Find the best position for you, the most comfortable and the most effective pleasure-wise. Everyone has a different best position.

Same thing for the toy you use.

The idea is not to fuck your anus (even if this feels good) but to fuck your prostate. Angle your toy so you firmly rub and massage it. Don't hurt yourself though.

Haste and impatience will ALWAYS cause failure.
Having something on your mind, a bad day, grief, stress, exams, nervousness, will most likely cause failure.

You have to completely rewire your brain: you don't cum with your dick anymore, you cum with your ass. Literally. You don't even need to have an erection to cum anally. To use a gross comparison, just see your ass as a vagina, you have to fuck it til it cums and spasms. This is probably the most difficult part. Because of all the psychological barriers. You have to accept the idea (with its share of guilt, shame, fear, etc.) that you're going to cum extremely hard, with a different part of your body. You have to let go physically AND mentally. The amount of concentration it demands is pretty high.

Just because your first anal orgasm was disappointing, it doesn't mean the next one will be too.

And finally: Practice makes perfect. It took me 5 years between my first finger and my first anal orgasm. And 7 years later I still have times where it just "doesn't happen" and I have to finish myself jerking off.

>>718722487
Not really. On mobile and my head is pounding. The thread got my interest though.

>>718719041
Yeah, same here...

>>718722825
fair enough, yea. that's the feeling you're looking for. you are basically at the point of cumming.

what got me over that edge was smelling my girlfriends used underwear (a fetish of mine) you'll have to find whatever it is that gets you really going and either think of that or act it out. and relax and work past that point.

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>>718722578
ah, this is a good one, thanks

>>718722446
I was only curious I want my prostate pounded to oblivion but it's gotta be a huge dick. She probably will never look at me the same way now.

>>718722481
I'm shy af with girls that's why i fuck escorts now to,get release when I'm not massaging my prostate.

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>>718719041
>>718722877
buy one of these and put it in a condom or a latex glove(push it into one of the fingers)

Recommended dildos?

>>718716191
Holy shit is that eoin (b)utterly?

>>718723575
take something long and put socks on it , until it is "fat" enough.put a condom on it and there you are

>>718720753
link?

>>718723228
use it well my friend

>>718716191
I had one about a week ago after trying once or twice a week for a couple months. It's difficult only because it's new territory and you need to figure out how to best rub your prostate. I watch sissy hypno videos or trap compilations to get me there while maintaining an erection which sounds a lot easier than it is. But like >>718716539 said, it is the most intense fucking orgasm you've ever felt. Body shaking, crying, etc. You might wanna be careful though. I've thought about getting a nice smooth young teen boy to fuck my ass and I'm not gay, but jesus christ I'll be gay for about 30 minutes a couple times a week if those are the kinds of orgasms I'm gonna achieve through the b-hole.

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Anyone ever try electrostimulation?

>>718720512

Faggot detected.

>>718725311
I'm in the same boat I met a black guy in cl who has a 9inch by 7inch girth cock.

I want him to fuck me so bad but I'm scared I'll like it so much I'll be comin back and prob prefere getting fucked then fuckin girls.

I feel like I should meet him becuase I'll prob never find a cock that big ever again I'm a anal virgin too.

>>718725700
The most I ever took was zucci that was 6.5 inch thick and enjoyed it a lot.

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I bought this thing for 40. It's mad for women, but it's awesome for man ass as well. 7 settings and it pulsates. I haven't had a straight up prostate gasum yet, but I makes you cum fucking hard!

>>718725700
It takes time to work up to that size... If you're an anal virgin he'll tear you right up

>>718726474
I use to play with a zuccini that was 6.5 inches in girth but dat was years ago, should I practice?

I just don't wanna come back walking weird from getting fucked hard like a slut. That's the only thing I can't hide.

Everytime I play with my asshole I feel like I walk weird, can anyone else relate?

anyone have any good prostate massage/handsfree webms?

>>718726775
I've destroyed my ass with oversized bad dragon dildos and Its never had an impact on my walk

>>718725700
Your ass will stretch and unless he shoves it in dry with no regard for your well being he won't tear anything.

Use lube plus poppers and give it a try, worst that could happen is you can't take it and just give him a nice blowjob

The only time i have had a prostate orgasm was when I watched a cop fuck me in the mirror. Probably because uniforms arouse me.

>>718725311


um..
just get a girl and a strap on. Girls love pegging dudes.

>>718727047
what's poppers?

>>718727510
Amyl nitrate

Google is your friend, but they are awesome.

>>718716191
i have a few times during gay sex when i was getting topped, i would swivel my hips just right so his cock was bumping my prostrate with every thrust, after a few minutes i was cumming all over my belly

>>718727686
okay but where do i get?

>>718718763
there is nothing better than another guys dick thrusting in to the prostrate and bumping it for anal stimulation

nice volume

>>718726775
Yeah you should practice. I have a 7" girth dildo but if I don't touch my ass for a while it takes a couple sessions to work myself back up to the size

>>718726914
Like it never gave u a "sway" "swish"?

I read on a fourum a guy would get fucked so much he would have a swish.

Does anyone have a better method for cramming a dildo up your ass enough to cum from it? I can't fucking manage it because if I use my legs and ride I just tire them out too much to keep going, and after sitting there for 30 minutes pushing in and out and in and out and in and out I eventually start to cramp up my hand and it burns and hurts too much to enjoy. How the fuck do you keep it up?

>>718716191
>>718716191
>>718716191
I used my first buttplug yesterday after messing with dildos like about 2 years

omfg it was so good. it's really hard making stuff fit cus I'm tiny, like 110 lbs but when I finally got my ass passed the thickest part I could just feel it get pulled in omg it felt so good it pushes right up against your prostate

I pulled it out when I started cumming it was like heaven. left my knees weak

>>718728609
My feels exactly. It's hard work. Only other option is to get someone to do it for you lol.. Or buy a fuck machine

>>718725700
>>718725700
Like straight up anon, you can't take a dick that big. I'm just as cock hungry as you but once you start trying bigger toys and feeling the difference .5 inches makes you're gonna just nope the fuck out of there, trust me I wanted big dicks too

>>718728609
try a lube injector to keep your ass wet like a pussy. keeps it from hurting and makes it totally enjoyable. you will cum a lot easier.

>>718725511
I have, put an electrode under your balls, and one under the tip of your cock, it's amazing. My cock explodes every time

>>718728988
Yea those fuck machines from Kink? The things those girls use sometimes on Pornhub, they're hot as hell but where the fuck do you get one? I mean honestly I have looked and the only thing I found was a Symbian (which costs over 1000 dollars so, yea thats not happening)

>>718728609
>>718728988
To add to this.. After it happens once, it's like chasing the dragon.. You'll work through the pain to try and recreate that magic moment

>>718729153
and yes.. they are ridiculously expensive and impractical

Can you cum from just prosate stimulation? As in, without touching your dick?
Also, what are good lubes to use, and what would cause bleeding when you finger your ass? Assuming your nails are clipped and all that...

>>718729153
figure out how to make one

>>718729096
All I have with me is a rod of vibrating anal beads, a regular length of beads, and a girl's dildo. Oh and about an ounce of lube. What can I do with that?

>>718728609
Use a real cock instead of a toy. Works for me.

>>718729489
Not an option ._. I'm bi and with a girl who I am in love with.

>>718729385
Absolutely.
Get a decently thick water based lube. Most are good but some give me a burning sensation and I'm not sure why.. Best most comfortable one I've found is called Sliquid

>>718716191
its always strange for me, ie got what i feel was close many times before, mainly while being fucked but i always have a sudden huge erge to pee when it gets too much, it feels really strange.

>>718718583
plz just leve 4chan forever. literally everyone is tired of your posts

>>718729743
Not strange at all.. You have to ignore the pee feeling and keep getting fucked until you burst

>>718729665
Can be an option if it's a three way.

>>718729677
Any suggestions, physically, on how to tame the beast? What fingers should I use, what are the best ways to massage the thing?
I can't employ any strategies right now because my dom said I couldn't cum, but I'd like to know...

>>718718494
>three days of regret, emotions, and questioning my sexuality

lol, stupid faggot

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>>718729917
Not happening for the considerable future, if you're not going to help fuck off

>>718729916
it just makes me too tingly, i literally feel like i will pee everywhere, its really strange, it makes me kinda like pins and needles, cringe like where i have to make it stop, i cant resist it, but i guess know i know that it isnt infact pee i will hopefully be able to resist more.

>>718730011
use middle finger or ring and middle, that works best for me anyways

>>718716191
OP is a faggot
/thread

I'd let a guy fuck me, but I'm not physically or emotionally attracted to guys. Never have been.

What the fuck is wrong with me.

>>718730011
I can't even get close with fingers.. I need to get up in there with a toy

First time it happened for me I didn't have any toys I actually tried riding a cucumber.. best orgasm of my life lol.. I very quickly stocked up on dildos

>>718730308
Yeah that's normal. When you feel like stopping instead go harder and faster and just concentrate on how good it feels.. If I'm deliberately trying to cum it will never happen

>>718730237
Was talking from actual experience. Did that before I got married with my fiancé. We have been married many years. If you don't want answers, don't ask questions. Who's the troll now?

>>718718494
Be a faggot or not,
but don't be a bitch

>>718718494
I accepted it a while ago. I'm not gay.. I think guys are gross and I definitely couldn't be in a relationship with one...

But I love toying my ass... Some people would call me gay but I'm not thinking about guys when I do it, I think about girls.. Just be comfortable with your sexuality know what you like and do it

>>718731413
Same way here anon except my hot next door neighbor caught me jerking off to dicks from google and now she exposed me

Not sure if she took a picture or just spread a rumor.

I find guys gross but now my life is kinda ruined well my social life.

>>718729153
They're 400 USD

>>718730781
I said it wasn't an option and you wouldn't come up with anything different so you were becoming annoying

>>718731397
Yeah, probably.

>>718732042
Thats still far too much.

>>718716191
Bad Dragon and other companies that offer "knot" toys - or if you're really kinked contemplate sources or other knots - but either way, knots will rub and pressure the prostate in ways you can not imagine.

>>718728988
Or make one, they aren't all that hard and you can find the adapters online anymore.

>>718732376
You won't get anything cheaper unless you build one yourself lol

>>718732793
How do I make one, any tutorials?

love it

>>718733134
this is so fucking hot.

>>718716191
It's not easy. Takes practice. Once you get it, you can keep it going for hours. It beats every drug in existence.

Any common items that can be used as lubes that aren't dangerous or something? Small town, not gonna be able to get actual lube, but I have petroleum jelly, jergens lotion

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When I found out about how good prostate stimulation was, I went to a music store and bought a pair of drumsticks; talking about what a goddamn professional drummer I was. The guy behind the counter could see into my soul. He knew I was going to shove one of those sticks right up my ass when I got home. I just knew. He knew. The guy driving the bus knew. Everyone knew. The drumsticks sat in that bag like the fucking One Ring, bending space around it. I had guilty secrets, stolen from the Gods, and I was going to fuck myself with them.

I got home and I do all the stuff. Lube, stick, push, feel, POW. Shit like cum, but not cum, some kind of watery fluid slipped out of me in a big knot and felt fucking magnificent. Right out of the tip of my purple-tipped cock. It kept coming, and the feeling got better and better. I stopped jerking off. My face gets hot. I realized I was blushing. My chest blushed, too. All my muscles tense up under my skin. They were probably fucking blushing, too. I was a big, red, purple-dicked, autoerotic machine, pounding that drumstick into my ass while my GF was at work, feeling like a fucking retard. My balls got this frozen cold sensation, and gripped up into me, terrified of what’s about to happen.

I actually, literally, honest-to-god it’s apparently not just a stupid phrase, saw goddamn stars. Little coloured lights. My head rushed. I cum so hard I actually scream. Not like a girl, I scream like an extra in 300. I scream like someone lifting a Buick over their head. Long story short it was the best orgasm of my life. It's not hard at all, just do it. Do it right now. Buy drumsticks to start.

>>718733658
coconut oil

>>718733134

I kinda want to lick all of that slime up. Does that make me gay?

>>718734275
idk if it's gay or not but i do too

>>718734275
That's precum, and yes. You are now full homo.

>>718734729
dat manly af arm

>>718727181
Nah. Chicks don't know how to fuck. They look retarded as shit.

>>718734955
i love it

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>>718735199
>When you reach new levels of retarded

>>718734275
Nah man, you're good

>>718733775
i tried that and my ass hurt for a week.

>>718735199
>>718736142
He's right though. Girls don't have the same build of muscles there and don't go through life humping things like guys do.

>>718737351
That doesn't mean they can't develop those muscles.

>>718716191
what is prostate orgasm

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>>718737935

>>718738227
yes. im straight btw.

>>718738227
cant read all history here or google, that would require too much energy and entropy.
just tell it to me.