When will you idiots learn that those who beg to go out with girls, especially you boys who are incredibly unsightly and hideous in appearance and with your habits, and mentality have absolutely no chance with a girl who voted for Trump but will jump at the chance to embarrass you within texting groups
L M A O!!!! If you think this hasn't happened to you pathetic little vermin kids who lurk on this board, you're wrong. That's right fatso, if you are reading this and feel anger and are compelled to comment something disturbingly exposing into your personality, then it is likely the case that you're either obese, a rapist or a foreigner who thinks that all women should bow down but instead you should be bowing down to the guillotine.
>inb4 hurrdurr you're an autistic sperg >inb4 hurrdurr show your tits
Never begged for a date, but I am very direct. However, I understand that if I am rejected that I shouldn't take it seriously. Then I take the girl out for drinks casually as friends and after becoming intoxicated suggest that we just hook up.
>>718699346 I'm very direct, as well. Direct, in the sense that I'd do a cavity search on you and make you my little bitch on the side of the road in full view of my unit's dash camera. I would proceed to violate your rights until you felt I was violating your sanctity of mind.
Don't make any sudden moves, or it will be your last action on this Earth. I'm could seriously end your life for being a rapist that you are and the city and or commonwealth I work for would hand me a medal, offer me 6 months paid leave and then give me a raise.
Go ahead and take advantage of girls, remember, we are always watching for little weak men like you. We remove you from the gene pool.
>>718700448 When I violate rights, I don't let anyone "take me to court" I put them in the grave boy. Lmao a DUI, figures as much. If I caught you for DUI I'd throw a knife down and claim you were reaching for your waistband. I have no respect for drunks or drug addicts.
I've got 4 (((officer involved shoots))) in my history, all of which, were met with meritorious medals.
What did people like you get? A phone call and a bill from the city to clean the blood and brains off the pavement after men like me are done with you.
>>718699171 >>718699263 >"Sorry... snowed in... working lol" >"difficult to say... schedule is packed all the time" Stop being a bitch and tell him fuck off then. You call him pathetic but you don't have the courage to say no.
>>718700685 It's called taking a hint little guy, one doesn't have to contaminate the work life by creating a hostile environment. If you ask me, people should keep their mouths shut before punishment is adjudicated to them in the form of legal murder. Where are people's decency? Do you just think, "let me get my dick wet, it sounds fun"
What sounds fun to me is making the grass grow with your bodily fluids. Choose your poison. If you can't handle the game then don't play it.
>>718701032 And exactly who are you, fellow anon? I'm sure you have the commonwealth's power to declare what is and what is not rape? Take this hint: I have the public's trust meaning they entrust me to declare what is and what isn't. I can call anything I see rape and charge you with so many crimes that you will be legally obligated to probably kill yourself at that point.
>>718700873 >fat boy virgin who got denied by his sister KEK
>>718701414 >implying I would take the Jew construct known as marriage >implying I would let a nigger walk around without doing a search on his body and locating numerous narcotics
I'm actually here to harvest some funny replies, considering the fact that I've got everyone riled on this weeabo fat virgin boy's board. Clearly you've never encountered anybody like me in real life.
Try to get the commonwealth to hand you a title in enforcing justice. I'm sure you can't because you're schizophrenic and wouldn't even pass the preliminary tests, but still, give it a shot. We still laugh at the NEETs who cannot pass that test, either. Much like how I'm laughing at the fact that you're so assblasted by my comments that you're taking time out of your day to reply.
I'm just chilling in bed, typing this much only takes me about 156 seconds of my time.
That's about how long it would take before I dispatch your life off this earth if you tried to give me backtalk me on a traffic stop. Never backtalk someone like me.
>>718701314 >>718700960 >>718700673 >>718700021 Normally I would be pissed that an officer of the law is acting in such a way giving regular police officers a bad name. But you're so blatantly overcompensating for something I can't be mad, it's too entertaining. I'm not sure what you're over compensating for (small dick, can't please wife, wife had gangbang w/15 niggers etc.) But keep it up, this is too funny.
>>718701894 Ahhh So it's a small dick you're compensating for, and as for riled up, I am not, I am merely amused at your anger I'm not surprised that you joined the police force, seeing as you enjoy being powerful. I would honestly love to meet you at a traffic stop and watch fumble with your dash cam or body camera to "accidentally shut it off" as you try and plant illegal substances on my persons or property. I would love to see you wrestle me to the ground as I "resist arrest" you can easily shoot niggers and frame them, but I doubt you could do it so easily to someone not with a gigantic wrap sheet. Come at me pig fucker
>>718703271 I don't have to shut anything off. All I do is shout "don't reach for that" and then I unload my entire gun into your, now, lifeless corpse. The camera will pick up my heroic actions. As for planting evidence, all I need to do is "render aide" - genius idea that the liberals forced police to render aid after shootings. Now I can run back to my trunk, retrieve my medic bag, and run back to your corpse and plant a nigger's Saturday Night Special handgun and claim that you were reaching for it.
I am now being awarded heroic medals such as meritorious action, life-saving awards, receive extra pay for "PTSD" and 6 months paid vacation. All because you ran your mouth and thought you were smarter than me. Yes, I joined the police force, but not to be powerful, it was to drain people like you of your blood and remove you from my gene pool. I am like Hitler, you see, but the thing is, Hitler never worked in the police service. I am.
>>718703491 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>718702315 >>718703596 However, part of me is inclined to believe that, you're no different than the rest of the people frequenting these boards. You're angry because life didn't turn out as promised, you wanted to get into the army but, sadly you couldn't make it past boot camp, so you try for the local police, but alas you still couldn't make it, only this time, you failed on the intelligence portion of the trials. So sad and down trodden you took a security guard position at whatever in your bum fuck of town needs guarding at night, and since no one wants to steal what ever shit you guard, you shitpost and roleplay as if youre a bad ass cop, out here shooting nigger and spics like fish in a barrel. But deep, deep down inside, you hate yourself.
>>718704195 Not sure what the military has to do with my main topic, I am embarrassing every single one of you who happens to reply to my thread.
Why would I want to join a military that fights for jews in Israel? Fuck Israel and fuck the jews. The military is the new welfare state anyways, not that I particularly care for any service member. They are just like niggers on the welfare system.
>>718704254 Y-You too. Remember not to reach for anything during a traffic stop. You've been forewarned.
>>718703855 You don't have the balls to shoot anybody but a nigger. That's pussy shit, anyone can shoot a nigger and get away with it. You couldn't possibly do that to a real target. I bet if we were to look at your track sheet it would be full of niggers, not a single challenge on there. Do us all a favor and actually apply yourself, shoot some white people.
>>718704710 >anyone can shoot a nigger and get away with it. What is a hate crime >>718699071 >L M A O >Trump Goes without saying but OP is a faggot >inb4 show tits Lrn2inb4 You are a male and a faggot until you prove otherwise with timestamped titties. Welcome to /b/ newfriend
>>718704710 Who cares what a NEET on an anime pedo board has to say about my track record. For the record, white heroin addicts work just the same as niggers. They're a lot funner to shoot because their pathetic families (likely addicts themselves) start to hoot and holler and then bring out buzzwords like "brutality", or "excessive force" or "prosecution"
At which point I whip my commonwealth's issued 12 ga. shotgun and ask them to lower their voices as not to disturb residents and to return to their trailer or they will be met with the same fate.
Crackers and niggers are pathetic people. I'm glad the people who voted for Trump voted for him in part because the whites who need to be removed violently from this country are the drunks, drug addicts and cigarette smokers who pollute my air.
Remember to extinguish your cigarette when I pull you over, or that is a killable offense as well. Wouldn't want you to jeopardize my safety by flicking the cigarette, would you?
>>718701894 > have small dick > wife bangs nigger behind my back > bored of porn > make fake account on facebook > pretend im a hot girl > turns me on man > holy shit dudes love hot girls > post pic of plastic teasy taser faggot gun on /b/ > feel so cool i get an erection for the first time in months > pretend im a bad cop > faggots reply, my boner enlarges > finally takes my mind of the fact that everybody i ever met thinks im an asshole > may finally get to cum if thread gets big
>>718704698 Theory confirmed. The military wouldn't let you shoot sand niggers, so you joined to police to shoot regular niggers, and by the way, you act like it's some big accomplishment to shoot a black guy, which is laughable at best, just go to any ghetto in to world and pull someone over who's blasting music you're guaranteed to get someone whose armed or with narcotics. Give yourself a real challenge, shoot whitey.
>>718699071 A girl who likes to embarrass some isn't worth attention in any way, she's just being left with herself all alone. Maybe if she's got decent looks she has fun until 30-35 but after that her life is over. No man with format will talk to her and she gets more angry, lonly and seeking for attention while she is replaced.
>>718705283 In my track record, I've killed more whiteys than spics and nigs combined. Why is that? Because white privilege is a real thing and they think they can get away with anything. Try getting away from 15 hollowpoints
>>718705496 >implying all girls follow your idea of a girl's psyche
>>718705668 I didn't tell anything about a girls psyche.Just that a man with format will get himself a great girl with a nice personality while angry girls like you who seek for attention and frame will end up desperat and lonely.
>>718700021 Post timestamp with your girl gun b8, you overweight, angry, pasty kiddo. Sorry your GPA was so low in school you have to be the lowest form of military in the world, congrats for sucking up taxpayer money to support your lard ass.
>>718708714 >t. a fat boy who has never even gotten a hug from a girl short of the female cousin who you stalk on social media and hope to attain a sexual relationship with
It's okay big guy, not all of us are that salty when in the midst of a woman. I'm sure you post these memes in private but in public you are probably some little magician and do tricks like a show doggie.
>>718708714 wage gap is nonsense, it's straight up illegal to pay the sexes differently.
on the topic of reproductive rights, i actually had some bitch pick my name out of a phone book and take me to court for child support, court no obligation to inform me anything was happened and ruled in her favor, had no idea what had transpired 3 states away until they came after my money. i cleaned out my account immediately and put my money in a safe place but they still garnished my wages and destroyed my credit. hired a lawyer and got a court ordered dna test at which point she went on the run but still managed to pick up her checks on time. took almost a year to finally get someone caught up with her and another couple months to get the whole thing unfucked and her sued for court costs and fraud. local pd refused to bring charges of course. apparently no one, far less the cunt judge, down there found it suspicious the baby was half nigger and both supposed parents were white.
>>718709803 Would that make you happy? Hehe, I got you by the balls either way big boy. If you weren't so obese you'd be able to think clearer but instead you think of VR porn, eating 9 times a day, and jacking off to your anime "waifus"
If anyone would benefit off killing themselves, it would be your entire family line
>>718711107 >learned neighboring property was run by illegals >got the parents and their siblings deported so many times they sold the property and i acquired it on the cheap after crying about hate on the news
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