When will you idiots learn that those who beg to go out with

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This fat boy likes his VR porn, by the way as he owns roughly 4 different oculus rift devices

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Kek this is it so far, tons of gold were lost when I switched phones, but rest assured, minimum wage cucks who spend all their monies on booze and stupid shit are just that: cucks

You motherfuckers are pathetic

Never begged for a date, but I am very direct. However, I understand that if I am rejected that I shouldn't take it seriously. Then I take the girl out for drinks casually as friends and after becoming intoxicated suggest that we just hook up.

Works 7/10 times.

Fuck off faggot

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>>718699346
I'm very direct, as well. Direct, in the sense that I'd do a cavity search on you and make you my little bitch on the side of the road in full view of my unit's dash camera. I would proceed to violate your rights until you felt I was violating your sanctity of mind.

Don't make any sudden moves, or it will be your last action on this Earth. I'm could seriously end your life for being a rapist that you are and the city and or commonwealth I work for would hand me a medal, offer me 6 months paid leave and then give me a raise.

Go ahead and take advantage of girls, remember, we are always watching for little weak men like you. We remove you from the gene pool.

>>718700021

Funny, considering I just won a DUI case and got a cop suspended for almost exactly what you're talking about.

>>718699650
lmao someone is assmad, get fucked fat nerd, before I take a shit on your whole life

>>718700448
When I violate rights, I don't let anyone "take me to court" I put them in the grave boy. Lmao a DUI, figures as much. If I caught you for DUI I'd throw a knife down and claim you were reaching for your waistband. I have no respect for drunks or drug addicts.

I've got 4 (((officer involved shoots))) in my history, all of which, were met with meritorious medals.

What did people like you get? A phone call and a bill from the city to clean the blood and brains off the pavement after men like me are done with you.

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>>718699171
>>718699263
>"Sorry... snowed in... working lol"
>"difficult to say... schedule is packed all the time"
Stop being a bitch and tell him fuck off then. You call him pathetic but you don't have the courage to say no.

>>718700685
/thread

stupid ass bitch

>>718700685
It's called taking a hint little guy, one doesn't have to contaminate the work life by creating a hostile environment. If you ask me, people should keep their mouths shut before punishment is adjudicated to them in the form of legal murder. Where are people's decency? Do you just think, "let me get my dick wet, it sounds fun"

What sounds fun to me is making the grass grow with your bodily fluids. Choose your poison. If you can't handle the game then don't play it.

>>718700021
Regretting a drunken hookup is not rape

>>718701032
And exactly who are you, fellow anon? I'm sure you have the commonwealth's power to declare what is and what is not rape? Take this hint: I have the public's trust meaning they entrust me to declare what is and what isn't. I can call anything I see rape and charge you with so many crimes that you will be legally obligated to probably kill yourself at that point.

>>718700873
>fat boy virgin who got denied by his sister
KEK

>>718700673
What's wrong son, you seem angry. did your wife fuck a nigger again?

>>718701314
Come at me bro

>>718701314
Only child and no virgin neither, but atleast you tried you ugly ass bitch.

It aint really hard to get virgins to text you on facebook, no need to feel special. i bet youre not even hot, which hot girl would say "KEK" lmao.

Have a nice evening you dumb slut with daddy issues :)

>>718701414
>implying I would take the Jew construct known as marriage
>implying I would let a nigger walk around without doing a search on his body and locating numerous narcotics

I'm actually here to harvest some funny replies, considering the fact that I've got everyone riled on this weeabo fat virgin boy's board. Clearly you've never encountered anybody like me in real life.

Try to get the commonwealth to hand you a title in enforcing justice. I'm sure you can't because you're schizophrenic and wouldn't even pass the preliminary tests, but still, give it a shot. We still laugh at the NEETs who cannot pass that test, either. Much like how I'm laughing at the fact that you're so assblasted by my comments that you're taking time out of your day to reply.

I'm just chilling in bed, typing this much only takes me about 156 seconds of my time.

That's about how long it would take before I dispatch your life off this earth if you tried to give me backtalk me on a traffic stop. Never backtalk someone like me.

>>718701675
>>718701488

> t. kissless virgins who fantasize raping their mothers... if their mothers were still alive that is and not dead from a drug overdose.

See this post here, as it applies to you:
>>718701894

>>718701314
>>718700960
>>718700673
>>718700021
Normally I would be pissed that an officer of the law is acting in such a way giving regular police officers a bad name. But you're so blatantly overcompensating for something I can't be mad, it's too entertaining. I'm not sure what you're over compensating for (small dick, can't please wife, wife had gangbang w/15 niggers etc.) But keep it up, this is too funny.

>>718702112
I accidentally got hired. Now they cannot fire me so I shitpost on the chons. What's your excuse, puke? Are you a nigger or a fat boy with bad skin?

>>718700021
hiliarious fucking pig. Ill rape you and your fucking wife and kids fuck off u stupid nark

>>718702561
What's wrong Paco? Mad that Donald Trump is deporting your entire family to Guatemala?

Another good point. Get ready for the deportation squads. If you fight back you'll just end up in an unmarked grave considering the fact that the city will not pay for illegal alien's funeral costs.

>tfw you are about as autistic as your whole inbred family line

>>718701894
Ahhh So it's a small dick you're compensating for, and as for riled up, I am not, I am merely amused at your anger I'm not surprised that you joined the police force, seeing as you enjoy being powerful. I would honestly love to meet you at a traffic stop and watch fumble with your dash cam or body camera to "accidentally shut it off" as you try and plant illegal substances on my persons or property. I would love to see you wrestle me to the ground as I "resist arrest" you can easily shoot niggers and frame them, but I doubt you could do it so easily to someone not with a gigantic wrap sheet. Come at me pig fucker

>>718701894
wew lad, that's some nice copypasta material. 10/10 for effort

>>718702315
I have no excuse except I enjoy toying with peoples emotions and even though this is 4 chan and I probably shouldn't believe a word you've said, I will. Simply because I know you.

>>718703271
I don't have to shut anything off. All I do is shout "don't reach for that" and then I unload my entire gun into your, now, lifeless corpse. The camera will pick up my heroic actions. As for planting evidence, all I need to do is "render aide" - genius idea that the liberals forced police to render aid after shootings. Now I can run back to my trunk, retrieve my medic bag, and run back to your corpse and plant a nigger's Saturday Night Special handgun and claim that you were reaching for it.

I am now being awarded heroic medals such as meritorious action, life-saving awards, receive extra pay for "PTSD" and 6 months paid vacation. All because you ran your mouth and thought you were smarter than me. Yes, I joined the police force, but not to be powerful, it was to drain people like you of your blood and remove you from my gene pool. I am like Hitler, you see, but the thing is, Hitler never worked in the police service. I am.

>>718703596
Okay? Thanks for the bump.

>>718703491
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>718702782
def white

>>718702315
>>718703596
However, part of me is inclined to believe that, you're no different than the rest of the people frequenting these boards. You're angry because life didn't turn out as promised, you wanted to get into the army but, sadly you couldn't make it past boot camp, so you try for the local police, but alas you still couldn't make it, only this time, you failed on the intelligence portion of the trials. So sad and down trodden you took a security guard position at whatever in your bum fuck of town needs guarding at night, and since no one wants to steal what ever shit you guard, you shitpost and roleplay as if youre a bad ass cop, out here shooting nigger and spics like fish in a barrel. But deep, deep down inside, you hate yourself.

Just

Like

The rest of us

>>718703855
Oh, you. Everyone loves to dream, right? Don't worry, I'm sure when you'll grow up, you'll be a great policeman.
Now, go to bed, or mom will get angry again.

>>718699071
Where r tits?

>>718704195
Not sure what the military has to do with my main topic, I am embarrassing every single one of you who happens to reply to my thread.

Why would I want to join a military that fights for jews in Israel? Fuck Israel and fuck the jews. The military is the new welfare state anyways, not that I particularly care for any service member. They are just like niggers on the welfare system.

>>718704254
Y-You too. Remember not to reach for anything during a traffic stop. You've been forewarned.

>>718703855
You don't have the balls to shoot anybody but a nigger. That's pussy shit, anyone can shoot a nigger and get away with it. You couldn't possibly do that to a real target. I bet if we were to look at your track sheet it would be full of niggers, not a single challenge on there. Do us all a favor and actually apply yourself, shoot some white people.

are you by any chance some random ass GTA V side mission NPC? Cause the shit you say seems a lot like it

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>>718704710
>anyone can shoot a nigger and get away with it.
What is a hate crime
>>718699071
>L M A O
>Trump
Goes without saying but OP is a faggot
>inb4 show tits
Lrn2inb4
You are a male and a faggot until you prove otherwise with timestamped titties. Welcome to /b/ newfriend

>>718704710
Who cares what a NEET on an anime pedo board has to say about my track record. For the record, white heroin addicts work just the same as niggers. They're a lot funner to shoot because their pathetic families (likely addicts themselves) start to hoot and holler and then bring out buzzwords like "brutality", or "excessive force" or "prosecution"

At which point I whip my commonwealth's issued 12 ga. shotgun and ask them to lower their voices as not to disturb residents and to return to their trailer or they will be met with the same fate.

Crackers and niggers are pathetic people. I'm glad the people who voted for Trump voted for him in part because the whites who need to be removed violently from this country are the drunks, drug addicts and cigarette smokers who pollute my air.

Remember to extinguish your cigarette when I pull you over, or that is a killable offense as well. Wouldn't want you to jeopardize my safety by flicking the cigarette, would you?

>kek

>>718705067
See post above, vidya game nerd

>>718701894
> have small dick
> wife bangs nigger behind my back
> bored of porn
> make fake account on facebook
> pretend im a hot girl
> turns me on man
> holy shit dudes love hot girls
> post pic of plastic teasy taser faggot gun on /b/
> feel so cool i get an erection for the first time in months
> pretend im a bad cop
> faggots reply, my boner enlarges
> finally takes my mind of the fact that everybody i ever met thinks im an asshole
> may finally get to cum if thread gets big

You're the saddest of attention whores. Officer.

>>718704698
Theory confirmed. The military wouldn't let you shoot sand niggers, so you joined to police to shoot regular niggers, and by the way, you act like it's some big accomplishment to shoot a black guy, which is laughable at best, just go to any ghetto in to world and pull someone over who's blasting music you're guaranteed to get someone whose armed or with narcotics. Give yourself a real challenge, shoot whitey.

>>718699071
A girl who likes to embarrass some isn't worth attention in any way, she's just being left with herself all alone. Maybe if she's got decent looks she has fun until 30-35 but after that her life is over. No man with format will talk to her and she gets more angry, lonly and seeking for attention while she is replaced.

>>718705242
I would love to be pulled over by you and ask you why you need to search my car, I really would.

>>718705283
In my track record, I've killed more whiteys than spics and nigs combined. Why is that? Because white privilege is a real thing and they think they can get away with anything. Try getting away from 15 hollowpoints

KEK

>>718705496
>implying all girls follow your idea of a girl's psyche

>>718705242
I'm half tempted to give you my address or my plate number just for shits and giggles to see you try and frame me would be glorious.

>>718705496
>kek
or a newfag that learned how to swear

>>718705576
"What is that smell, what is that under your seat"

>pulls commonwealth's issued service handgun and draws down on a potential victim of mine

>step out

You mouth off and I proceed to unload my gun.

It's that easy stupid. You think I ask for permission to search vehicles? You better be asking me for forgiveness before I end your life pre-maturely.

>>718705731
meet me somewhere I won't run your tag since my ID# would come up nerd but give me your address, meet me somewhere I am located in Boston

>>718705770
is that babbys first reply? Git gud kiddo

>>718705668
I didn't tell anything about a girls psyche.Just that a man with format will get himself a great girl with a nice personality while angry girls like you who seek for attention and frame will end up desperat and lonely.

>>718699071
Come on girl, at least a nipp

>>718705958
>implying anyone would want the hassle of a relationship

No wonder the majority of you on these websites are virgin NEETs

"M-maybe if s-she talks to me, we can get m-married."

L O L my sides are literally in orbit

>>718705668
Wow so you use a Glock as you service weapon? probably couldn't handle a 1911 have fun using all 15 bullets to take down one suspect, poodle shooter

>>718706217
I prefer emptying my 15 round capacity mags into dirtbags. 1911s are meme pistols designed for homosexuals or airsoft fags.

Glocks are the master race of weaponry, as they come from Austria. Honorable Hitler came from Austria as well.

Learn your history and git gud faggot

>>718700021
Post timestamp with your girl gun b8, you overweight, angry, pasty kiddo. Sorry your GPA was so low in school you have to be the lowest form of military in the world, congrats for sucking up taxpayer money to support your lard ass.

>>718705883
Baaaaaaaatson, eh? I betya you fancy yourself a mark wahlberg type a guy. Loud, proud, but not too bright.

How about I me yaa down at haaaaaaaaaavaaaaaaaad yaaaaaaaad or if ya can't do that ill meet ya at baaaaaaaaahston haaaaaaaaaaabaaaaaaaa

>>718706406
Underr8ed b8

>>718706206
That's not the point. A man has to be the dominant part, else it isn't working out. But if u want to this part your relationships will fail.

>>718706406
Lmao bait

>>718706406
>Learn history

If I recall did America and our meme1911 kick hitler and Austria's ass, twice? I'd have better luck killing someone with a snow ball than a 9mm. I'd have better luck shooting a suspect with a BB gun.

>>718706697
I don't think you quite understand, but let me draw it out so a slow person like yourself can understand.

>be persistent, yet desperate (you call this dominant)
>get embarrassed on a board filled with NEETs
>still act autistic despite logical replies

>>718706922
The 1911 was replaced by an Italian Beretta in the armed forces, and now will be replaced by Glock

Tell me again, NEET, if your meme 1911 was so good, how did so many service members die in Vietnam by a bunch of rice farming gooks??

>>718700673
I thought the cyber police were meme....
Untill now.

>>718706975
What tells this about you, since you are here?

>>718707500
>What tells this about you, since you are here?

Why don't you learn better english you stupid chink bastard before I find your IP address through backtracing your posts and report you immediately to Immigration & Naturalization Services?

>>718707141
>It was replaced so it must be bad
Wow tell me again how it didn't last approximately 70 years as Americas service pistol.

And say, just out of curiosity, could you recount how your most recent nigger shooting went down.

>>718707141
because we had no fucking place being there in the first place fighting a war that wasnt ours.

we may as well handed a bunch of guns to dumb kids OH WAIT.....

>SAGE

>>718707636
>Back trace IP address

Like you could figure out how to do that you fucking polack

>>718707758
He dun goofed

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>>718699071
Ok

>>718707655
You can read about it in the papers, kid

>>718707719
you are now figuring out the jew, congrats moron

>>718707758
I can, I have special mind powers that can read IP addresses upon seeing autismo posts

>>718707829
Consequences will never be the same for you either, fatso

Hey op, show me your tits while these fags fight.

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>>718699071
>>718699140
>>718699171
>>718699263
>t. savagely assburned skank who voted for shillary

>>718700021
do they make practice cartridges for the x26?

>>718707655
A nigger came to the door and i shot cum onto the floor while he fucked my wife with a much bigger dick. Then i posted her picture on /b/ and had them tell me what they would do to her.

Figures you'd post some weeb shit, nerd


lmao why do you idiots have such weird pics on your personal computers, are you guys allergic to vagina?

>>718708021
Yes

>>718708106
>>718707944 see post above

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>>718708714
>t. a fat boy who has never even gotten a hug from a girl short of the female cousin who you stalk on social media and hope to attain a sexual relationship with

It's okay big guy, not all of us are that salty when in the midst of a woman. I'm sure you post these memes in private but in public you are probably some little magician and do tricks like a show doggie.

Keep dancing on my strings fatty.

>>718700960
Nice bait.

Nice bait thread.

Kill yourself.

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>>718708714
wage gap is nonsense, it's straight up illegal to pay the sexes differently.

on the topic of reproductive rights, i actually had some bitch pick my name out of a phone book and take me to court for child support, court no obligation to inform me anything was happened and ruled in her favor, had no idea what had transpired 3 states away until they came after my money.
i cleaned out my account immediately and put my money in a safe place but they still garnished my wages and destroyed my credit.
hired a lawyer and got a court ordered dna test at which point she went on the run but still managed to pick up her checks on time. took almost a year to finally get someone caught up with her and another couple months to get the whole thing unfucked and her sued for court costs and fraud. local pd refused to bring charges of course.
apparently no one, far less the cunt judge, down there found it suspicious the baby was half nigger and both supposed parents were white.

>>718709803
Would that make you happy? Hehe, I got you by the balls either way big boy. If you weren't so obese you'd be able to think clearer but instead you think of VR porn, eating 9 times a day, and jacking off to your anime "waifus"

If anyone would benefit off killing themselves, it would be your entire family line

>>718699071
Tits or GTFO
I'm usually against this kind of degeneracy but you're a special kind of whore

>>718710038
Kek sucks to be you nigger maybe if all you spics didn't have the same Gomez or Gonzalez name you would have gotten luckier

>tfw my name is Jack Black

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>>718710216
who says im a spic? she was actually hispanic so 'white' according to .gov.

>>718710378
Sounds like it's time to purge all spics, I'm doing my part

What are you doing to get rid of the brown problem in this country short of posting MAGA awoos that you harvested from /pol/ Trump gens

>>718711107
This

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>>718711107
out breeding them with a couple cute, impressionable mormon girls

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>>718711107
Stay mad, gringo

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>>718711107
>learned neighboring property was run by illegals
>got the parents and their siblings deported so many times they sold the property and i acquired it on the cheap after crying about hate on the news

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>>718711107
>all my employees are independent contractors so i don't have to diversity hire
hahahaha, goddamn i love being white