ITT: Lie To Me - you post 3 things about yourself, people guess

>>718693619
>my dad is an atheist
I'm black, I don't have a job, I voted for Hillary

Im a well known chef, i have no debt, im happy

>>718693762
>I voted for Hillary
>You were incorrect

I'm religious, I like granite countertops, i,m an esteemed musician.

>>718693988
>I'm happy

>>718693619
>I like black coffee.
>>718693762
I voted for Hillary.
I'm worth 6m USD. I collect firearms. I am famous.

>>718693619
i'm aspiring web-dev, i live in poland, i'm atheist

>>718693619

I've Been molested, I have molested, I am gay

>>718694060
;_;

>>718694018
>>718694103
>incorrect

>>718694103
>Worth 6m USD

I went to school for graphic design, I dropped out of highschool, I vape

>I'm 5'6"
>My first name is Tryone
>6.5 inch dick

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>>718694182
pic related

>>718694157
>poland

I like dogs.
I am a captain in the U.S. Army.
I have two gold teeth.

>>718694182
You misread the game, one has to be a lie.

>>718693619
I'm 34
I live with my father
I have a gf

>>718694547
>I'm 34

>>718694157
>poland and athiest
It's one or the other.
I'd say you're a polish catholic.

>>718693619
I'm a Jap
I'm a dropout that makes money
My girlfriend is black

>>718694547
>I have a gf

>>718694547
should I even
here's your free (you)
I'm 24
I'm an alcoholic
I work 6 days a week

>>718694463

Major keks

>>718694684
Winrar

>>718694715
>I work 6 days a week

>>718694673
>My girlfriend is black

>>718694517
>I like dogs.

>>718694673
>My girlfriend is black

I live in my mom's basement
I'm 21
I don't have a gf

>>718694867
how could I afford alcohol

>>718694473
nope

>>718694666
nice try satan, but i'm just christian

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>>718694985

>>718694922
Not in the army.

>>718693619
You're a cable guy

>you're not intelligent so you spoke the truth first
>your second option was something that you really dislike & don't understand why anyone would like
>your third option was an attempt to be edgy

You're a faggot cable man

>>718695410
You misread the game, you can only have one lie in your three statements.

>>718694715
24+6= 30, a common age people start to realize they're no longer partying but an alcoholic

You're an alcoholic who wants help & self pity

>>718695632
24-2 I have little friends so I was never a "social" drinker
everyone in my trade are alcos

I'm a kickass human being with various skills.

I'm more intelligent than an extremely large majority of people I've interacted with in person throughout my entire life.

I'm happy with where I am in life.

>>718696488

>I'm happy with where I am in life.

>>718695980
>making excuses for alcoholism

You're not even an alcoholic

>>718696539
>the lie that will be posted throughout the whole thread

>I've been hit in the head with a deer leg
>I voted for Hillary
>I have a Fetish for mini women

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I'm 40 y/o
I masturbate to self-suck futa
I once puked into an empty beer bottle without spilling a drop

I have no girlfriend, I love beer, I'm an attorney

>>718696774
I voted for hillary

>>718697024
You're not 40

>>718697060
You're an attorney

>>718697060
>I'm an attorney

I'm gay
I'm a fag
I'm a homo

>>718697243
Correct

The Government Killed Both My Parents
I'm an Architect
I've fucked 34 women.

I live in South Africa
I love people of other races
I collect firearms

I've fucked 13 girls
I go to the best university for my major
i voted for trump

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>I once broke into an army base tripping on mushrooms
>I once ate cod testes during a visit to Tokyo
>I once had an actual "white russian" with Jeff Bridges

Only one is false.

>>718697816
>I love people of other races
Lie. Ur dutch decent master race whiteboi. You hate blaks.

>>718697816
>I love people of other races

>>718697970
>>I once had an actual "white russian" with Jeff Bridges
too easy

>>718693619
I am 49. I had 8 girl friends. Life is good.

>>718693619

I make cheese pizza
I like cocaine
I have 8000 in bank

>>718698141
Life is good.

Obvious really as you've only fucked 8 chicks in 49 years.

>>718697988
I'm of English decent but yeah you were right man. They way the niggers behave here is a shame on the human race. >>718697990
Correct

>>718698309
Long term relationships and started late. But you are right. Life is hell now.

im a satanist
i have 3 children
nagisa furakawa is my waifu

>>718693619
>I am the best PVP player in Elder Scrolls Online across 2 of the 4 servers
>I am well trained in the use of chemistry and radiological analysis equipment, and use these talents regularly on a nuclear reactor
>I fucked Adele after she performed at Pyramid Stage.
Only one of these is false.

>>718698594
>>718693619

>>718698594

Weaboos/satanists have no children, so...

>>718697894
>I go to the best university for my major

A bit vague on name of uni so I am guessing this.

>>718698680
actually i have 1 you win but loose on logic

>>718693619
I'm a faggot - I've been shot before - I smoke

>>718698693
incorrect, It's university of South Carolina and I'm an International Business Major

>>718698099
Ya got me...

I'm virgin, I'm faggot, I like rape play

>>718699013

No virgin here.

I've shit in my pants, banged a college chick while in high school, have loving parents

>>718699013
>>718699049
Samefagging. The lie is you like rape play.

>>718699013
Betting on virgin. No way a virgin faggot would be in rape play.

>>718698141
>Life is good

>>718693619
I've ridden an elephant

I've done 30 days in jail

I've never been outside of my home country

>>718697251
all true

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>>718699127

no

>>718699187
You've never gone to jail.

>>718699075
>have loving parents

>>718699187
Never been outside country

>>718693619
Ok guess which one is wrong: I fucked my mom when I was 8 - Everytime I poop I need to use finger to get the poop out - I killed my last dog by strangulation.

>>718699270
>Everytime I poop I need to use finger to get the poop out

>>718699270
You don't need to fish for your poop.

>>718699049
>>718699127
>>718699142
I'm not faggot, that's the lie

>>718693619
both my parents were in the olympics
I drive a Ford Edge
I have 2 dogs

>>718694182
The have molested one is fake.
Ur a bottom bitch, and you love it.

>>718699262
hell yeah, read me like a book

>>718699360
Kek, that's what you think faggot.

>>718699373
You don't drive a ford.

>>718693619
I hate my job, I have a fantastic relationship with my gf, I went to prison.

>>718699332
>>718699311
Nah, would never kill an animal you faggots.

>>718699484
You don't hate your job.

>>718693619
I've fucked a girl who needs a wheelchair, my sister and my stepmum (presumably on different occasions)

As a yuropoor, I am genuinely impressed that USA voted Trump

I do not have a job

>>718699474
I do

>>718699484
>I have a fantastic relationship with my gf,

>>718693619
>30
>taken
>my brother is dead

>>718699533
You're not a real yuropoor

>>718699561
You're not 30

>>718699620
Nope, try again!

I like big butts.

My anaconda dont want none unless youve got buns hun.

OP is a fag.

>>718693619
you're not larry the cable guy

>>718699658
sadly i am, and my brother is alive :D

I'm a game dev
I'm a Christian
I just ate tortellini

>>718693619
I just broke up with my girlfriend.
I'm black.
I like deathcore music.

>>718699992
well you are a negro, that's for sure.

5 9

>>718699992
Didnt you mean to say...

Black Metal?

Ba Dum Tssss

I've tripped so hard on acid that I have been one with god.
I've had sex with over 200 women.
I'm currently dating a runway model.

>>718693619
i have a penis, i'm a national socialist, i enjoy life.

>>718700683
>I've tripped so hard on acid that I have been one with god.
There is no God. You were hallucinating.... because you ate a hallucinogen.

>>718700731
u have a penis

>>718701757
WRONG

>>718700683
>I've had sex with over 200 women.
fake

>>718699533
>As a yuropoor, I am genuinely impressed that USA voted Trump
So you're stupid.

>>718701909
>you think

But in reality it is you that is wrong.

I'm worth over $1mill, I'm a firefighter, all my vehicles have been pickup trucks

>>718701940
WRONG

>>718702510
Wow... you're disgusting.

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>>718702510

>>718702273
MFW reality is the illusion and acid shows you how you are God and that you created the illusion for your self and that we all are the same: pure conciousness.

>>718693619

>Head And Shoulders
>Also
>Dicke and balls

>>718702583
I've mostly used condoms. I've never had an STD. Good luck with your STD-free virgin existence.

>>718702583
IDGAF about how much you use condoms or if you have an STD.
That's still disgusting.

i bathe in cow blood on a weekly basis
i harvest body parts from roadkill
i set someone's house on fire and was never caught

>I'm 30+ year old woman.
>I'm the backend lead developer of a decently sized company.
>I fucking hate my job.

>>718703390
You do NOT base in cow blood

I once punched either a llama or alpaca, I've been detained by airport security for "suspicious activity", I have a masters degree.

>>718703547
try again

>>718693619
I'm a faggot, my pet is a cat, OP is a faggot

>>718703487
>I'm the backend lead developer of a decently sized company.

>>718703984
your pet is a dildo.

>>718702908
I've done acid and shrooms a bunch of times. I've also studied zen and Taoism.

You're deluded and give the rest of us a bad name.

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>>718700683
i have a big dick
my asshole is gaping
i suck OP's cock at all times

>>718693619
i am fat
i am fat
i am not fat

>>718702280
Vehicles.

>I'm OP.
>I'm a faggot.
>I'm white.

I fucked a fourteen year old mexican guy when I was 16 and super drunk
I fucked a transgender kid (f-to-m, no op) named Branden when I was fucked up on 25-i
I fucked my qt crush sober

>>718704208
>i am fat
lies

>>718704231
you never ever had sober sex
also the first 2 ones were at the same time

>>718703739
lol why?

>bathe
Inb4 your in the meat industry and don't actually have a bath in cows blood

>>718704263
wrong...

I am not a NEET
I am not a virgin
I have a good relationship with my parents

>>718704383
oh i know
it's the other "i'm fat", that is wrong

>>718704439
correct

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>>718704439
wrong again

>>718693619

I've been to juvy
I got my first million at the age of 18
I have a girlfriend

>>718704670
woah, man
i'm all outta options

>I'm fat
>I have acne
>I argue on the internet

WHICH ONE IS THE LIE /B/

>>718704754
You don't have acne because you're prepubescent

>>718693619
33 year old virgin, got a traumatically bad/rough handjob once, I hate dogs

>>718704026
That one is true. In spite of me typing the post out like a retard.

>>718694297
> graphic design

>>718704814
funny but wrong. my acne is pretty terrible

>>718704206
You have a tiny dick.

>>718704749
kek-kek-kquality

>>718705052
You never got a handjob of any kind.

>>718693619
I have no job
i am fat
i only browse this site

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>>718705120
then you love your job
>in hope for women and juggs

>>718705336
You browse reddit all the time.

>>718693619
i steal alot
i have a life
i go on /b/ alot

>>718705310
Wrong-o

>>718705394
Correct. I do love my job.

I drink alcohol, I smoke weed, I shoot heroin.

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1. I'm 6'5"
2. I had sex with a girl I met on omegle
3. I'm Jewish

>>718705417
> you have a life

Fuck off, Schumer

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>>718705468
ayyy
>30+ Milf browsing /b/

>>718705394
tits or gtfo does not apply to making claims threads and I am not stoned right now, otherwise you might have gotten lucky anyway.

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>>718705500
>Having sex at all
MY ASS

>>718705619
it was worth a shot

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>>718705692
Nope. #3 was the lie. I'm actually Irish Catholic. This is the girl I banged. I don't have any nudes though

I'm overweight
I like traps
I'm not gay

>>718705568
Only came by to check for more info on the 12yo who livestreamed her suicide. I don't usually browse /b/ (or 4chan for that matter) especially since it has officially gone to shits.

>>718705482
>I shoot heroin

>>718705903
>I like traps
>I'm not gay
well one of those is wrong, and since you're a fag u can't be straight

1. 20y/o
2. Petty officer in navy
3. Have accidentally killed someone

>>718698631
you didnt fuck adele you nerd

>>718706048
Wrong, and I didn't say I was heterosexual nor a man

>>718706016

Wrong, I don't smoke weed.

I am a middle class married white male with 2 children
Working at the local casino has filled me with a deep hatred of black people
I spend a significant portion of my free time abusing furries on /b/ for laughs

>>718706698
The first one

>>718706832
nope

i have beaten someone to the point he had to go to the hospital when i was in highschool
my cock is too thick for normal size condoms
i painted a wall with my own blood once

>>718693619
Im:
>In the military
>Metal head
>Held a dudes head in his last moments as he bled from multiple bulletwounds

>>718708259
Not a metalhead

>>718708465
wrong, brother

>>718708582
Not in the military then?

>>718708774
correct. They did not let me study military leadership in uni (which comes with a high rank job obv.), because im wearing contact lenses.

>>718709107
damn, whats the story behind 3 then?

>>718693619

Whoa whoa whoa, doesnt the xroommod guy on youtube post with that image?

I voted for Trump, I donated to Bernie, I'm related to one of the world's top four authors

>>718693619
My dick is larger than average. I never drank coca cola in my life. Iam white but from central africa.

>>718709187
Theres not much of a stroy. i saw some rando runing collapsing on the concrete after gunshots. I checked on what the fuck is going on, THe shooter was nowhere to be seen. I contacted the police and called ambulance. By the time they arrived, it was too late. Saw the poor fucker soul exit his body.

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>>718699760
But I am

>>718709486
I also cant type properly when im tired.

>I'm a poo in loo by ethnicity
>I have a 7 inch dick
>I have a Bulgaria gf

>>718709611
*Bulgarian

>>718709611

calling it fake on the 7 inch dick. My guess is you're 7.5 and being a little shit

>>718693619
I'm agnostic, I'm upper middle class, I'm trying to get into MIT.

>>718709351
Calling bullshit on the author thing.

>I'm from Poland
>I'm female
>I'm virgin

>>718709548
get back to work.
also, what is the difference between directv and at&t uverse? i have uverse and so did one of my friends but a couple months ago he said they made him switch to directv... should i switch to directv or what

>>718710004
aint from poland

>>718710100
I am

>>718693619
Ok. Guess my lie

>I had a girl that I have not talked to in months ask me for nudes today, and we have no history
>I called the suicide hotline the other day for the first time in my life, but I hung up on them
>My girlfriend is in to cat play, she enjoys being treated like a cat in sex, I fucking hate her for it, but she puts up with my foot fetish so I manage

>>718710221
Second one is lie

>>718710333
Yep, I never hung up on them

>i fucked my sister
>i have a girlfriend
>i have a job earning <60k/yr

>>718710188
not girl then

>>718693619
I only listen to rap music. I'm 6'6" tall. I have a 7inch penis.

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>>718693619
>I'm pretty happy where I am in life
>I'm a qt grill
>I'm a huge fucking pervert

>>718702137
Braindead Hillary-fag detected

>>718710544
Yep

>>718710551
three statements one fake, not just one fake statement faggot

>>718693988
All lies.

>>718704414
>I have a good relationship with my parents
You don't