Faces of /b/ thread. r8 me m8

>>718677393
Tell your mom to come show us her tits

>>718677498
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

yuo = faggort

>>718677393
thanks for not shooting up your high school dear sir

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Hey bros

>>718677591
Tl;dr
Mom's tits now

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>>718677393
Sure, here's my rape face.

>>718677591
Haha haha 6'1 240. Motherfucker acts like he's the Mountain from GoT. That's fucking average sized. And 95 percent of men are afraid of you? Pfff. Even if you could kick my ass l, I'm not afraid. The .45 on my hip is way more scary than you.

>>718677393
Maybe trim the eyebrows a bit, grow your hair longer, and you're set OP
>>718678112
I'd probably be friends with you cause you seem pretty chill

>>718678779
>replying to a pasta
>6'1
>average size


Not where you're from my 5'9 friend

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>tfw you gain 8 kg over cristmas
Stupid bf forcing me to eat and stuff...

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>>718677393
Pretty cute....stuffed animal you got there!
>>718678771
You look too scrawny to overpower a woman, to rape her
>>718679470
Well you are pretty skinny, after all

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Isis shitlord here

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>>718679617

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>>718679617
When you're a barn owl. Chink eyes master race.

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>>718679617
>Well you are pretty skinny, after all
Yea i mean it could be worse
But i still feel bad about it

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>>718679693

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>>718679735
>>718679838
No like my eyes?
>>718679908
Just think, it'll go into the right places atleast

>>718679470
ugly dude

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Why not

>>718680141
Are you jewish?

>>718680841
Nope! Why?

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>>718680141
I want to face fuck you.

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meh

>>718681130
Face rate, not dick rate!..
9.5/10 irregardless

>>718679617
Don't think you're passing, you disgusting tranny

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>>718677393

>>718681356
>irregardless
You're a piece of shit.

>>718681356
>irregardless
Boner lost. Learn some English.

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actually me, butterface though

>>718680304
Why haven't I been roasted yet?

>>718681335
>>718680304
>>718679693
>>718679470
competing for the ugliest guy here

>>718681526
With a body and dick like that no chick is gonna care about your face, dude.

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i was gonna build a guitar once but never got around to it, i guess i got bored.

>>718681664
hideous

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K

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All of you fags are beautiful

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>>718680178
Thanks for pointing out the obvious famalama

>>718681614
virgin bleive it or not

>>718681611
said the faceless mongoloid

>>718681863
even uglier and less passable

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>>718681700
how bad is it, should i kill myself? the red stuff is from aftershave

>>718681863
7/10 shit hair rest is nice

>>718682106
an hero is always the best option whatever situation youre in

>>718681863
How many dudes have flirted with you thinking you are a woman?

>>718681863
worst attempt at looking like a girl ever and i hang out in trap threads

>>718682198
none

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>>718682158
tnx for the tip anon, i'm going to go kill myself right now to fix the problem, thanks!

>>718682198
He'd have to leave his parents basement

>>718677393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aekiMlGQDLY

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>>718682207
Im not really trying
Im in boymode
>>718682198
Not alot of people whould think im a woman fammy

>>718682361
>Im in boymode
>implying you can be in any other mode when you look like that

Faces of /b/

>Anonymous

All it takes is one colossal faggot to insult the way of things.

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>>718682330

>>718681506
>>718681514
It's not hard to trigger you huh? Irregardless, I forgive you.

always knew /b/ was filled with ugly fucks.
>>718677393
you look like a greasy school shooter
>>718678112
i hope this is satire
>>718678771
are you 12
>>718679301
no help
>>718679470
can't tell what you are, just know the bf is a lie lol
>>718679617
you look like you're gonna hit your britney 2007 phase in a month or so
>>718679693
even isis would reject you and they fuck goats
>>718680002
lose weight pls
>>718680304
those eyebrows fucking hell hahahah
>>718681335
you actually look like a fat cartoon character, gg
>>718681495
you just dont look right, soz
>>718681664
you have literally no hope
>>718681737
you look like a trust fund kid who has friends that use him
>>718681826
you look like a fucking greaser in a local mcdonalds
>>718681863
idea of posting your face again? do you want to be bullied, jeez, you're not hot,
>>718682106
lol, nah just go live in the sewers or something
>>718682330
you look like an inbred stoner

>>718682330
Mr. Robot/10

>>718682495
That wasn't me. It's this faggot that's being edgy even though he's probably ugly af irl>>718682471

>>718682471
Thx, would you kindly show us yourself?

>>718679301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq-Y93N40o4

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>>718682429
When did i ever imply that?

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>>718682602
sametard

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>>718682694
nope

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R8 pls

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>>718682106


what could have been

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>>718682602
>af
>"ur a ugly virgin irl anyways xdxd"

>>718682881
lol wtf, i rather stay sewer mode like the other guy said

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>>718682513
>do you want to be bullied, jeez
Yea kinda
Not shure why but beeing bullied feels nice somehow

>>718682454
Shhh, let fags be fags. Lurk or leave.

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>>718682881