YLYL thread. Wasted, and need some laughs. Hit us with your worst.

Did you hear about the blind guy who got run over?

He didn't see it coming

>>718676853
Why did Stevie Wonder scream?

He answered the iron.

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>>718676936
How did Ray Charles meet his wife?

Blind date

>>718676741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SdFP_CN9Y

>>718676741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_INR8w79bo4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY9hfDQoEIE

kek

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>>718680357
I really really like this image

>>718680357
Fucking phone posters. Get on a proper computer you ass.

>>718680513
Bitch, who cares, as long as it's quality content.

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>>718680577
Stop talking like a nigger u lil fag

>>718680632
lost

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>>718680733
I can just imagine your neck fat folding onto your chest as you look down onto your phone uploading this because you have nothing better to do wit your sad welfare life

>>718679416
lost

>>718679416
hahahah what a faggot

Whoah I really really really like this thread !

>>718681144

thank you, dear anon.

>>718679416
is that the guy who superglued his asshole shut?

>>718679416
autistic but pretty funny

>>718681009
cringe

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

https://youtu.be/ZLS9f2iC_dE

>>718680754
You're in the wrong thread you black nigger faggot

>>718677030
>Wait a sec I recognize that gay blowjob

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>>718676741
Our Queen.

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>>718681086
>her name is possum
idk why but i died