Post your hand and anons make outrageous assumptions about you

your pinky ring indicates that you prefer the company of men.

seriously only fucking total sissy twinks wear rings on any finger but the middle and rings

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>>718657190

>>718657190
>Works a job that involves lifting things, probably blue collar or minimum wage
>wears pinky ring simply for being cool, probably makes other fashion choices based on that
>single
>this is a long shot but I'm guessing youre a white guy.

>>718657333
i wouldn't believe you, but since you got trips it must be true

>>718657425
Youre a fur fag

>>718657190
You're fifty years old

>>718657510
Likes apple pie and drinking coffee while watching his wife get banged

>>718657425
Your a 12 year old fat boy

>>718657425
>is american
>is white
>hates furries
>is fat

>>718657435
I don't work in any sort of manual labor, I'm a tech at a casino. I dress normally, and I have a qt gf

>>718657464
Nope, 19

>>718657510
>has a laptop
>lives on the west coast
>used to bite fingernails a lot as a kid
>broke your middle finger in your asshole when you were 14

>>718657425
Fat 12 year old who is poor.

>>718657612
Add 9 years and you got it.

>>718657190
What if I lack hands?

>>718657706
post nipples

>>718657740
Ehhhh...

>>718657640
Everything but hates furries is correct. Nice job anon.

>>718657640
Damn you saw the time on my laptop. I was almost impressed by the west coast assumption.

>>718657693
Oh OK so you're a 21 year old fat looser who never worked a day in his life. Even programmers and accountants have rougher hands then you.

>>718657190
White spoiled guy, maybe less than middle class
Angry kid, despite not having a reason to be angry
Ungrateful to his mother
Has a temperament that he unloads on other people in his family that don't deserve it.
Feels no remorse
Obviously punched something recently, and not very hard either.
Just fast enough to burn the skin from his virgin knuckles

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>inb4 fag with bracelet
Been wearing it for 2 years, fuck off

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>>718657190
Greetings 4chan. You do not know me, but I know you. I have been watching for a very long time. I am here to save 4chan from those that plan to destroy it. Soon, there will be an awakening.

~4chan Guy

>>718657855
You're a man!

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>>718657850
Exactly....Could not have said it better myself

>>718657934
Then you're in luck. I am too. Cept I'm 23 and probably way more fat then you

>>718657853
>White spoiled guy, maybe less than middle class

Not really, I've had to work for everything due to poorfag parents

>Angry kid, despite not having a reason to be angry

not at all

>Ungrateful to his mother

nope

>Has a temperament that he unloads on other people in his family that don't deserve it.

again, not at all

>Feels no remorse

this is pretty accurate

>Obviously punched something recently, and not very hard either.
>Just fast enough to burn the skin from his virgin knuckles

Been in martial arts for about 11 years now, thats why my knuckles look like that

>>718657776
Don't be a fag and show us your nips

>>718657983
Has a shitty phone camera that cant focus
>is gay
>wont admit it

>>718658021
in other words, I'm completely fucking right...

>>718657855
>gets dubs a lot
>does drugs


>>718657983
>masturbates multiple times a day
>lives in the country

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>Inb4 2 yr old fat fgt

>>718658111
well, apparently kek thinks you are

>>718658086
The ehh was meant to imply them not being there.

>>718658013
I'm not that fat... Comparing myself to my family I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger compared to them.

>>718657918
I'm 20, but I do work very hard, yes.

>>718658131
>fat
>lots of acne
>has mommy buy clothes and chicken tendies
>jerks off to loli

>>718658131
>collects swords
>goes on /pol/
>says "cuck" in public
>says kek places other than 4chan
>never kissed a girl

>>718658208
What is the manliest thing you have done this week?

>>718658131
the son of a mobster, 12 years old, runs a small ring of juvenile delinquents stealing lunch money and beating up arab kids.
Most of your hostility stems from your awkwardness towards girls your age, you feel because you're overweight that they won't look at you like they do other boys.

>>718658129
Kek. Stoner alright.

>>718658131
Wow dude you are everything I looked for in a bully victim when I was in school. I'd love to smash those greasy fat sausage fingers in an oak,door and force feed you those retard rings

>>718658238
>fat
Yes
>lots of acne
Can't see any
>has mommy buy clothes and chicken tendies
Why pay for it when you can get it for free?
>jerk off to loli
I hate lolies

>>718658254
U got me

>>718657190
You're a white guy who has a decent job, but you hate every second of it
You've had a rough life and don't put up with bullshit
Hasn't been in any fights ever
Probably bisexual

>>718658372
I'd love that but i'mma tell my mom bout it n u get rekt fgt fite me

>>718658374
Voted for that socialist Bernie Sanders.
Real life cuck.

>>718658326
How did u know?

>>718658436
2 of those are correct

>>718658363
>watches netflix and yells when it buffers
>stares at women in public
>college student

>>718658374
>fat
>likes ranch too much

>>718658461
Go ahead tell um. Mine are dead so the school let's me do what I want

>>718658104
>>718658129
I live in the city actually, and am not gay
Anyone want to guess what I do for a living?

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>>718658318
Well I worked a few 13 or so hour over night shifts at the ski mountain making snow in a row now. I guess being outside in subzero temps for hours at a time is my answer. Can share more pics if interested.

>>718658562
you work for Hillary at CTR shitposting on /pol/

>>718658544
marry me

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>>718657190

>>718658669
I will bby

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>>718658551
I'll fok ye up m8

>>718657190
Self destructive tendencies, smoking, bing drinking etc.

Good personal hygiene.

Personal space is cluttered, worj space functionall clean.

>>718657510
College was harder than you thought.

Reclusive nature.

Generally liked.

>>718657855

/fit/ go home. And drink more water.

>>718657983
Edm music and stoner.

>>718658131
Faggut.

>>718658704
>is a fucking troll living under a bridge

>>718658743
hot assumption

>>718658719
>Self destructive tendencies, smoking, bing drinking etc.

Not really, I smoke weed occasionally but thats it

>Good personal hygiene.
>Personal space is cluttered, worj space functionall clean.

these are true

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>>718657190

>>718658363
>>718658544

0/3

>>718658861
>is atheist

>>718658857
Smoking weed is common for people with neuropathic tendancies. Bormally exolained by self medication.

>>718657190

Meth addict

>>718658704
>Wants to suck cock after watching hypno threads on /gif/
>Votes democrat
>hates anime, but secretly finds anime girls cute
>minor depressive

>>718658920
Yes...well... No....kinda

>>718658962
What are neuropathic tendancies?

>>718658962
only twice a week at most, used to be a stoner though

>>718659009
>has a very plain house
>shaves arms
>listens to 80s music constantly

>>718659018
All wrong, except for the last one. Actually have a chemical imbalance.

>>718659060
Nigga u crazie a little. In a bad way. But just a little.

>>718658861
Took that cross off his grandmothers dresser
Is fag
Looks like Mitch from dazed and confused

>>718659097
>true
>wrong
>true

I don't shave my arms. I'm just asian. kek and wow the 80's music one. Don't know how you can tell....

>>718659188
My Cross

Fur"Fag"

And that's kind true... In some weird way...

>>718659259
>lives in a third world country

>>718659304
>thinks being a nice guy will get him girls

>>718659304
Negro. Disobeys his masters. Is a submissive cuck.

>>718659353
False, first world.

>>718659296
>Don't know how you can tell....
It's just that all unsophisticated people here do

>>718659009
Why does,your pinky look so small? Is cuz my dicks small? That's probably it.

>>718659365
Has a cat. Is a bro and doesn't declaw them.

>>718659353
Actual asshole

>>718659365
>Likes cats
>anxious

>>718659365
>owns a cat

>>718659374
>takes 3 showers a day

>>718659381
i approve of your knuckles

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interested in what you guys think

>>718658719
>College was harder than you thought
Still going, but I never wanted to start so youre close
>Reclusive nature
Absolutely. My only friends are on /k/.
>Generally liked
Yes, but I don't make friends because I don't think I should have any.

>>718659532
Fucks cats.

>>718659532
>has an extremely hairy asshole and doesn't let girls touch his butt

>>718659592
hi mr skeltal

>>718659592
You're an alien human hybrid. Those twiggy alien fingers

>>718659573
thanks man

>>718659009
your ring and pinky fingers are really fucking small

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Hond

>>718659644
>>718659645
never thought about it, i do weigh 150 at about 5'10 though

>>718659592
anorexic/10

>>718659406
>unsophisticated
nigga you leapin

>>718659448
>>718659681
asian genes. Specifically my father's genes. dude has hands smaller than mine.

>>718659592
Has hands made to finger assholes, particularly his own.
Probably an alien

>>718659659
Works at lemon juice and salt factory

>>718659709
Lol I figured you would be well over 6 foot them hands look giant. How bigs,your dick, can,you palm a basketball?

>>718659592
looks like 4 elder wands attached to hugh lauries back with a thumb

>>718659009
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR RING AND PINKY FINGERS? Its like they stopped growing when you turned 10.

>>718659738
Damn. I bet you can pick a mean flower though . Them bitches are dainty

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>>718659725
pretty thin, but not anorexic
>>718659787
my dick is average probably just over 5 in. i think the picture might be making it look bigger tahn it really is, dont think i can palm one but i havent held one in a while i suppose

>>718659592
Small, upturned nose. Grampa was Irish as all hell.

>>718660033
crossdressing faggothomo

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>>718659532
thim some everyday man hands

>>718659828
fuckin kek

>>718660033
Abnormally homosexual.

Also trip dubs.

>>718660034
>just over 5 in
>average
pick one

>>718660033
Is not female
Is male
XX is a no
XY is a go
Trap is a benefit of the doubt
Has Dick. Saying; it goes without.

Seems like you've work hard to not work hard as youre sheltered and have those delicate palms.

>>718660043
never had a grandpa in my life i dont know much about him you could be right but id say my nose is average and it isnt upturned

>>718660164
big toe thumb

>>718660122
4" erect, slightly bowed legs, watched a lot if beastiality porno.

>>718660161
>Saying; it goes without.
thats where i lost

>>718660141
what is the average? i thought it was about 5 in.

>>718660228
You're really fat

>>718660230
Its what I'm here for.

>>718660164
you are physically ill sir your fingers leak puss and your hands swollen

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How about this dick shaker?

>>718660228
>Walmart redneck

>>718660293
you look like you're at least pushing 30

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>>718657190

>>718660228
Got lost on his way to /k/

>>718657425
Trailer anon. Can we see your above ground pool and your tree please.

>>718660348
quality hand /10

>>718660293
Despite you being a man, I wouldn't ever let that hand touch my dick, not even if I was falling off a cliff naked with a boner with amputated legs so all you could grab was my dick to hoist me back to safety.

>>718660233
google says 5.6
sounds like a small difference but 12% killed the dinosaurs

>>718660228
Is a fellow /k/ommando
Ave nex alea

>>718660422
Helium

>>718659682
a little gay and in the coset
loves to hang with the guys
has toxic relationship with gf

>>718660293
id be friends with that hand

>>718660459
true there are multiple studies that have different results too so im sure i just saw one of em say it

>>718660348
human scum

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there was a cat on my lap, then it jumped down and this rodent appeared and leaped up onto me.

>>718660348
>cringy neo pagan
>is less than half scandinavian but got a vaulknot tattoo because of "muh nordig heriteg"
>hates niggers

>>718660543
Has a collection of his child victims.

>>718660425
Workers hands/10

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I'll keep my gender as a secret~

>>718660487
Plot twist: I'm single and the toxic relationship was over a year ago. Haven't recovered, or gotten laid since

>>718660348
Rents house with others. Doesn't feel bad for spending almost no time with them. Didn't vote. Was very attached to a neighbors/friends pet when young.

>>718660697
ewwwww

>>718660715
no dude he already said you were a faggot

>>718660293
You work on IT and you make your fat wife open jars for you

>>718659659
Holds on too long

>>718660816
Kek

>>718660819
I wish I had a wife

>>718659659
Jesus Christ of the Drunken Romans

>>718660098
that IT at a local middle school everyone makes fun of for having no life because you spend most of your time fixing the printer

>>718660903
Inflated from the steroids, tattooed by the coke.

>>718660899
Do you work in IT?

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>>718660903
Plays World of Warcraft, has visable tattoos he wishes he never got. Fat and also has not had a girlfriend in 2 years, smokes like a chimney.

>>718660903
You have a son that doesn't respect you

>>718660903
fat spic that drives a honda to his shity job with a gay spiked haircut that no one likes

>>718660966
Reasonable conclusion

>>718657190
Heroin addict. Has been shooting up in hands

>>718660903
Fat fuck who's friend got a shitty tattoo gun and went to work. Most probably drinks more thank 2 cans of monster a day

>>718661024
No Honda, bald, job pays really well, is fat.

>>718661107
id lick your asshole. no homo

>>718660164
When you were 18 you won an air slap bass competition at college. Now you're 26 and you try to relive that glorious night at every karaoke bar you find, only to spill a drink on your pants and go home unfulfilled. You know deep down those happy days are gone and you still have ~55 years of lonliness to crawl through before you die.

>>718661107
You've never done a physical activity

>>718657190
Youre not supposed to punch your wee wee this hard. Sick fuck!

>>718660920
surprisingly accurate minus the making fun of bit I had super popular friends that pushed me out of the JUST tier

>>718660968
No i'm in a industrial job hence the cuts.

>>718661189
Well I am awfully lonely

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>>718657190

>>718661303
Deadpool?

>>718661270
You have awful decision making skills

>>718661303
Wait, what?!

>>718661303
you hit the bong too hard

>>718661270
For how long have you been in prison?

>>718657190
beats wife too much
> puts ring on pinky because of the swelling

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superior fingers masterrace reporting in

>>718661361
Has a terrible social life, probably has or will grow up to be well known from his mugshot, or will be well known for being the discovery of big foot. Either way, mass murder is in there some where.

>>718661459
Sir, where is your thumb?

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>>718661366

>>718658374
Ranch is a DRESSING, anon.

>>718661303
your hands look like a kinder gardeners drawing
>asked someone to cut your hand for you

>>718661459
lol is this real?

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>>718661509
kek, not even close

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>>718660572
I died seven times and was pulled back to this shit hole after a very bad motorcycle crash as I was recovering from the 3.5 month coma and three brain surgeries a friend told me some stories about Odin being the ferry man of Norse mythology and if a man was great enough Odin would bring those expected to die back to life and it's a story that stuck with me. So a month after I was discharged I got that tattoo.

>>718661459
Is this the evolved form of the human? We have feet like that? Or are you a more primitive evolution of the late neanderthal?

>>718661302
That sucks /b/ro, do you play any kind of stringed instrument?

>>718661459
what the fuck
i have so many questions

>>718657190
you like to punch the wall and then come on /b/ to post pictures of your hand and hope that someone'll say you are tough and punch people . But actually you are a huge fag who wishes to get fucked in the ass.

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>>718661543
>ayy lmao

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>>718657190
Judge me

>>718661303
cuts are sloppy from using toes to hold razor

>>718661684
Has a dick/10

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>>718657190

>>718661599
No, I'm musicly retarded. I just play street fighter all day

>>718661684
likes alcohol and dick a lot
cant tell of femanon or guy, nah its a guy

>>718661684
I bet you scratch your dick when youre fapping

>>718661827
Me too, I'm equally musically afflicted. I'm playing borderlands at the moment. Street fighter on a puter or console?

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>>718661674
Pic after stitches were put in

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>>718657190

>>718661993
Street fighter 5 on pc, but pc and ps4 can play together

>>718662071
>Leases mercedes for a day
>Wears fake watch to impress people that don't care

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>>718657190

Watching the BBL on channel 10.

>>718662071
probably from germany

>>718662071
A half black half Asian man who tries his best to act white, has dated multiple white women but never a black women for fear of being seen as "black". Dresses three times his salary worth, looks like a millionaire but lives lower middle class. Has more white friends then black, would trust a white person with his life over a black. Thinks trump will be a good president because he will "rebuild the info structure", doesn't have about Obama, although was proud when he was elected because he was black but quickly forgot about the "whole black president" thing

>>718661815
You're a canadian wizard who's specialty spell is "2 in the pink, 2 in the stink".
You find timber to be especially erotic and welcome all to watch your 9pm timber sexytime dance. You manufacture white vinegar in your bathroom.

>>718662250
Speaks fluent Japanese, but nobody else does around him. No perks to his life long obsession of anime, despite being able to watch the shows without subtitles after learning Japanese

>>718662111
So is SF5 a decent game? I'm more into fps. Trips checked by the way.

>>718661674
^^^somebody please do me

>>718662384
Nice

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fmu

>>718662319
queer

>>718662161
>Leases mercedes for a day
Yeah its leased. Because buying new cars that depreciate like shit.
>Wears fake watch to impress people that don't care
Its not an expensive watch.

>>718662205
Britbong

>>718662249
Not american, so the whole trump/obama bit is irrelevant. Not any sort of black but definitely true about dating only white girls and not trusting my own people.
I dress appropriately for my lifestyle/work/social circle etc. etc.

>>718662401
Sfv is a fucking mess, but is fun sometime. You play pc?

>>718662553
>Britbong

Could have sworn you are from germany for some weird reason

>>718662673
must be the shitskin

>>718661674
You're an apprentice stunt man who got into the industry because you thought your height would mean you can play cool bad guy characters and badass monsters, but your face most closely resembles John Travolta so you're his face double in most of his movies. You're finger was cut when he tried to shove your hand down his pants to help him fight off emperor xenu, but you believe it was because he wanted a wank, so you quickly pulled your hand away, cutting yourself on his massive LRH bust belt buckle and you both never spoke of that incident again.

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1st time ever posting to this shit but fuck it lets see what people thing RIP

>>718662779
go clean your room you fucking pig

>>718662738
Lmfaoooo close

>>718662566
Yeah a shitty mac with a windows partition. Can play borderlands, and some decent older games, but nothing too new like fallout4

>>718661627
Dont forget me guys

>>718661799
Come now. I even put the word "Memes" in it.

>>718662721
lol, no actually the (I presume) clean environment/workplace with the white table associated with an image of a german firm/office. plus the time on the laptop.

>>718662854
I knew it!!

>>718662814
I have it to where its a easy clean just lazy cunt
:^)

>>718662779
>19 or 20
>goalless in life
>possible yellow fever
>generally anxious person

>>718662995
Your thumb looks swollen

>>718662858
Add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Papa_Dave

>>718662995
>have a physical job
>probably something with hammers

>>718663004
19
and generally anxious

>>718663101
cool, almost nailed it

>>718663148
eh yeah lol

>>718662914
You can see why i would jump to that conclusion though, right? lol
Actually pretty good reasoning behind it. I've never been in a german office but i do like to keep my office in order. Need to get a new desk though, it is a bit too clinical for my liking.

>>718663031
>>718663062
I'll let you two realise by yourself

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>>718657333
Checked.

>>718663171
Is Caucasian.

>>718663195
Definitely, lol. what would you say about my hand?>>718661361

>>718663247
correct

>>718660457
serpent lizard

>>718663395
Oh fuck yeah nailed it easy

>>718660697
pic of finger in mouth pls

>>718662995
wow did you hit your thumb with a hammer?

>>718661714
tits or gtfo

>>718659365
Post another this looks weirdly like mine

>>718657855
>Works outside
>Smokes too much weed
>Hates niggers

>>718662405
>Beta
>Attention seeking due to anonymity
>Not interesting enough for people to care about
>an hero sooner rather than later

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>>718660422

>>718657425
You are the chubby guy from yesterday's s/fur/ thread that fucked his snowlion plush and came on its face.

>>718658704
You have the hand of an overweight tree frog.

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>>718657190
My arm clamps.

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>>718663470
lïke this?

>>718666713
Is female. Tits or gtfo

>>718666713
Do you have braces or are your teeth just fucked?

>>718666792

Looks like he/she/it/toaster took a fine point sharpie and drew across them.

>>718666792
retainerz

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>>718666900
Do you ask a lot of hypothetical questions? lol.
That's a rhetorician way of holding your hand dude.

>>718667212

as a matter of fact i do

>>718662071

You work at a dealership and make under 100k.