Fluffy Thread!
>>718625849
>>718625849
Why do these threads keep getting taken down?
>>718626812
because mods don't like when we quemo /b/
>>718625849
dunnoe, but ill bump.
SCREEEEEEEE
honestly, fuck everyone whos into this shit
>>718626812
soulvei sent dmca to moot
>>718628000
>>718628131
o h
>>718628297
>>718628467
Educate yourselves plebians.
http://fluffypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fluffy_Ponies
>>718629965
I need more downy fluffies
>>718630078
I hope Richard, Maria, and Mortanius find good homes, tbh.
>>718630436
Instant dummeh babbeh!
>>718625981
this is my jam: fluffies getting rekt by their own stupidity or hubris
Are there more in this series?
>>718625849
this thread needs more smarty and more babies
>>718630884
Not gonna lie... my sides are in orbit from this one.
>>718628131
> hellgremlinjustifications.jpg
Stop posting this nonsense.
Fluffies were never meant to portray the embodiment of vice. Fluffies were designed to be the perfect pet, exemplifying virtue (given their limitations) or at least innocence.
You're just a fag who can't take the fact that at some part of you there is something that enjoys the destruction of innocence, the inversion of virtue.
>>718627362
this is beautiful
>>718627541
as is this
>>718632029
>>718632071
stamp em out young, traumatize the mother in the process
I love this sick shit haha
>>718632388
tuu many babbehs!
>>718628467
I was there when this was born. Feels good every time I see it around, lets me pretend I'm an oldfag.
I fucking love the facial expressions in this one.
>>718632701
I'm not generally a fan of the "pregnant fluffies be too fat to move" line, but every now and then you get something that works well with that notion.
>>718633434
Instant babbehs!
>>718632388
I'm not saying I personally feel that way but certainly some people do. For me it's the cute aggression thing.
>>718633826
fuckin save
>>718633826
well played.
>>718633811
By posting it you are both taking the bait (the proper answer to "what is this all about" is "lurk moar faggit") and propagating a lie. Stop it.
>>718633745
mummeh's gud bebbehs
>>718632503
Any request for a drawfag?
>>718634244
Single panel or comic?
>>718634166
k
>>718634166
stage 3 fluffy flu.
Reminder that fluffy threads are viral marketing for pasta companies.
>>718634493
fluffies are what they eat.
>>718634244
Smarty abuse. Hurt his hewd or his no-nos or both.
>>718634366
If comic, something simple that can fit in 4 panels
>>718634493
Ha!
This Fluffy Thread sponsored by Chef Boyardee.
>>718634836
Posted out of order.
the original rosen maiden (iirc? they had heterochrome eyes and wore green cloaks) version was better. the fact that this pony shit has completely supplanted it is kind of a shame.
>>718634950
a fluffy enfing a birds (chocobo)
we need a revenge to the asshole who post chocobos every threads.
>>718635589
That's kinda contradictory. If it was so good, it should still be around.
>>718634950
I don't think I've ever seen a fluffy being used as a fleshlight.
>>718634244
Four panel comic.
Panel 1 - Man and a woman are roasting marshmallows over a campfire. At their feet is a foal numming a marshmallow next to the open bag.
Panel 2 - While distracted, the man's marshmallow catches fire and falls off his stick; landing on the foal. (Burning hot napalm death!!)
Panel 3 - Both humans freak out and immediately begin frantically stomping the foal to put out the fire.
Panel 4 - Both human looking sheepish and guilty.
>>718634836
this
neeeeeed more smarty
>>718635589
Yukkuri didn't spawn its' own lore. At least, not to the extent of fluffies.
>>718630436
>>718634836
Smarty and herd show up in a yard on a cold winter's day. Owner invites the herd inside but forces the smarty to stay outside; freezing and hungry, watching while his herd is pampered and fed.
>>718632036
>>718635987
Here ya go bud.
This is some of the most retarded shit I've ever seen. Poorly drawn, poorly written cancer. I understand rekt threads. But this, I'll never get
>>718636781
Open source science fiction with free community created content.
>>718635968
Soon as you mentioned marshmallow and campfire I imagined something else entirely
I thought the couple were shoving sticks up the foal's ass and roasting them live over a fire
don't know if that's been done but there's an alt. idea
>>718636665
Why are those fluffies being eaten by Zuul and Vinz Clortho?
>>718631500
I love this pic because the man's posture and the way he's grabbing the fluffy is not a normal way to pick one up.
He's not just picking a fluffy up; he's going for a SPINNING FACEBUSTER.
>>718628740
how did he cut the eye holes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVM-I2BXyaY
>>718637008
someone did a gif of that i think
>egor alexeev
>>718635830
I think it's really just a testament to how cancerous pony shit is.
>>718636114
not that, Jissouseki. which was literally the EXACT SAME THING as 'fluffy pony' shit, only pulling less punches in terms of explicitness.
>>718633265
repLy to dir port or your mumma wiw fowavah sLeepies in hew sLeep
this is why we need to teach a common core of fluffspeak.
>>718637008
Mutagen did foal roasting in his Postfluff comic.
>>718636908
>science fiction
Wat?
>>718632071
mares always look so happy when they are pregnant...
>>718634493
>>718635005
If we could get Campbell's to put ads on the booru I'd die happy
>>718636781
>poorly written
http paste bin dot com slash u slash Spaghetti_Land
Fuck your fucking spam filters.
>>718628131
That's just some cuckservative faggot who wants this shit to be about some sort of John Galt power fantasy. It's not. It's way sicker than that.
>>718628131
I've never seen a fluffy shown as evil. It's always the humans having unnecessary hate for them
>>718637484
Fluffies are a bio-engineered species.
>>718636665
god damn what are those some chupacabras or some shit?
>>718637669
I dunno man...
>>718637549
makes what comes after all the more sweet imo
>>718637669
I disagree with the "fluffies represent human vices" angle (though it can be true that people like fluffy abuse because the fluffies exhibit those vices), but I have seen many stories where fluffies are outright sadistic, and smarites are pretty much always assholes. I'd say that's a kind of evil.
>>718637656
chocobro pls
>>718627415
Holy shit of hells, days like this make me glad that there's a hell.
>>718637964
where did the dancie babbeh and bestest babbeh and poopie babbeh etc. come from?
was that part of the original bioengineering or whatever to show blatant favoritism to the point of abusing the "poopie" baby or is that just their infantile minds at work?
either way it's nice to see them fuck each other over
>>718637656
do you have a chocobo motorcycle helmet??
Your very existence is a plague upon this earth and a blight upon society
>>718638140
I imagine since they're supposed to be "toys", the brightly colored ones would be more desirable because they'd sell better, so fluffies were genetically wired to give preferential treatment to brightly colored babies and dislike drab ones.
>>718634244
Fluffy foal playing with a kitten. Then show them grown and still friends, maybe curled up next to each other in a pet bed.
>>718638140
Some headcanons say it's a learned trait, that dams who are pampered and inundated with flashy toys and flufftv come to just associate better colors with better things. Thus, brown is the worst color, followed by shit-green, and uh, actually those are pretty much the only two definitively bad colors I can think of.
Other headcanons say it's genetic. Something something litter selection something something product color insurance, cough cough.
>>718638141
I don't know what I thought you'd say.
>>718638140
I'm pretty sure It's just an unintended consequence of their low intelligence. They have the minds of four year olds at best and are inherently superficial. Whether or not that has anything to do with their initial development is beyond me.
>>718637964
The parents deserve to die. But if a human was wrote into this story to kill them, he'd kill them all. There's no mercy for the children or fluffies in any way shape or form. In fact, I've seen several stories where innocent babies are killed to hurt the mother.
Some may be dicks, but the humans in the stories are dicks on a whole different level
>>718638712
That's a hugbox I can get behind.
>>718638862
Someone throw up the rest of the shit about this dude.
>>718638050
>but I have seen many stories where fluffies are outright sadistic, and smarites are pretty much always assholes. I'd say that's a kind of evil.
yeah, bu no more than the humans generally.
>>718639253
>>718638978
are you a boy or girl chocobo??
>>718638862
THIS GUY
DOES HE HAVE A WIFE????? A GF???????? FUCKES UP BRIT FACE GUY, CROOKED NOSE FACE ASS, UPSET ABOUT LOSING 300£ POOR FAG, WHY HE TURNING DOWN PRIME SUBMISSIVE PUSSY
>>718639437
heh
I'd like to see the booru's total killcount.
Fluffy-on-fluffy deaths, fluffy-on-human deaths, and human-on-fluffy deaths. And I guess human-on-human deaths, I think I've read a few stories where that happened.
Wonder how it measures up.
>>718639566
these the survivors?
everytime I see a fluffy thread I wish Trump just nuke the whole world and end our misery
there's no hope for humanity anymore
>>718639663
well, kill or torture? becasue if torture is included humans win hands down.
>>718639717
Misanthropy is for fags.
>>718639644
do these look like the eyes of a man who's looking for good deals?
>>718637236
this newfag who don't know how to create a thread.
go back to 9gag kido
>>718639717
we will never be that lucky, ask putin, he'll do it.
>>718639806
I think humans win regardless, but no, only killcount would matter.
And obviously stories where the world explodes or that otherwise depict natural/unnatural disasters are null and void. It's cheating.
>>718639965
that's chocobro, he posts in lot of fluffy threads.
I don't even think he dislikes fluffies, this is just a thing he does.
>>718640177
>>718640155
He ain't my bro. 'Wark' is and always will be superior to 'kweh'.
>>718639621
>>718639965
Kweh.
>>718640045
one of these days I need to get around to the Tuffies idea...
>>718638357
>a blight upon society
>implying anyone on /b/ would do something to harm society
Sorry newfriend, at least 90% of /b/ is beta trash who don't wan't to go on /pol/
>>718640248
Hablas español?
Do you speak English?
Parlez-vous français?
هل تتحدث العربية?
你会说中文吗?
Spreek je Nederlands?
Talar þú íslensku?
Parli italiano?
あなたは日本語を話せますか?
Et loqueris?
а ты говоришь по русски?
>>718640567
you are inviting the "kweh", anon
>>718640567
Kweh.
>>718639969
No I won't.
>>718639969
I mean no, he wouldn't. Do that.
>>718640644
Go away! We haven't money!
>>718639866
They're the eyes of a man who needs to get laid.
>>718640610
>>718640644
i'm just trying to communicate with chocobro, i don't want him to feel lonely
>>718641219
>>718641010
I swear, when I see shit like this I wonder if famous animators and comic artists must be into some fucked shit on the side.
Like to Disney and Pixar animators do hentai anonymously online to destress?
I believe it.
enf enf enf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M34OyoBsXUk
>>718641254
Probably. Or they got started doing porn comics and shit.
>>718640244
is there more?
>>718641310
DICK CAME OUT OF NO WHERE
DICK CAUGHT HIM BY SURPRISE
NIGGA STARTED RUNNING
>>718641254
>I wonder if famous animators and comic artists must be into some fucked shit on the side
Yes. Animators and artists are some of the most gloriously-twisted people there are.
>>718641442
Is that some reference I'm not understanding at the end with the orange juice?
>>718641690
drink some oj after brushing your teeth and report back
>>718641690
>>718641578
Yeah, let me try and find it all.
>>718641690
<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/9X5_gtel-c0?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>718641010
Red orange in a 6' 350 pound 35 year old retired nfl player due to a knee injury black guy's voice.
>>718642034
that dirent work, how do you embed videos?
>>718641578
Damn, the versions I found are too big to upload.
>>718642168
Lurk more.
>>718642034
So, tooth paste fucks with your taste receptors and makes orange juice taste bitter? Huh, I didn't know that. I usually brush my teeth after eating.
>>718641690
This person either doesn't drink orange juice or doesn't brush their teeth.
>>718637236
Eat a sack of shit pussy. I'll fuck your mother so hard, my cock will travel back in time and smack your sad fetus face in
>>718642696
That fluffy's actually adorable.
>>718634244
A mther being force feed her young
>>718642765
Like I said, I usually brush my teeth after I've eaten breakfast, which is about the only time I drink orange juice and I've never noticed any bitter taste.
>>718642912
Yeah, I think she's pretty cute too. It also kind of reminded of that one scene in the movie Idiocracy where the fat greeter is saying "Welcome to CostCo. I love you," except she seems to actually enjoy her job.
>>718643466
Can you taste bitter? I know some people cant
>>718633826
Fucking genius
>>718643627
Wait what?
>>718642696
2 Weeks in.
"Hewwu. Wewlcome to wawwmawt- no, Wiwwy am not for sale, sowwy..."
6 weeks and 5 "that means it's free jokes" later...
"Hew, wewlcome to wawwmart. Wewwcome to wawwmart. Wawwmart to wawwmart..."
2 years later, in breakroom.
"I swaw to gawd, one mow "that means it's fwee" and Wiwwy gonna stab a bwitch..."
5 years later, fluffy degeneration sets in. Her fellow human employees gather around her deathbed to see their jaded sister off.
"...Wiwwy... Wiwwy not get bettew this time, wight..."
"No Lilly. I'm sorry. Fluffies... fluffies only live about seven years at most."
"...Wiwwy not haff to hear 'that mean it fwee' evah again?"
"No, Lilly. Never again."
Lilly breathes with obvious effort, considering this.
"Then Wiwwy okaw. Wiwwy okaw. Wiwwy haf..." she coughs, obviously fighting to stay alive long enough to make her final statement. "Wiwwy haf.. one wast weqwest..."
Two days after the cremation and burial, an ignorant douchebag, having deliberately scratched off a barcode, tries the "that means it's free" joke on an overworked, underpaid cashier stuck at self-checkout.
In accordance with Lilly's last wishes, a signal is made. The douchebag doesn't realize he's surrounded by angry wal-mart workers wielding stainless steel dildos until it's too late.
"For Lilly." Says the self-checkout cashier, striking the first blow with a steel horsecock, shattering the offender's jaw and sending him sprawling.
"For Lilly." the others solemnly agree, as they advance.
>>718643656
>>718643701
>>718643737
>>718643466
it's the other way around
OJ after brushing teeth
>>718643879
>>718643685
Some people don't possess the Bitter Taste Gene and therefor what others taste as bitter could be sweet to another
Does liking hugbox make me gay
>>718644218
Yes.
....you fucking limp-wristed cocksucking queer-magnet....
>>718644218
>>718644458
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>718644515
when they jumped in the pool it reminded me of that one internet story
it starts something like "hold your breath for the duration of this reading" and it ended up with the guy having his intestines sucked inside out by the pool drain clamping to his asshole because he discovered a great way to cum via anal stimulation
why do I remember that, I swear it was like a popular shock story or something
>>718645030
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk
>>718645030
I heard that as a kid, and have been terrified to swim over swimming pool drains ever since.
>>718634376
jein's one of my favorites. he does a great job of portraying disease, death and decay
>>718636535
is mcgonagall kill?
>>718645318
ah there it is
I forgot how edgy that author was haha
>>718645991
now I wanna see fluffy foals used as lures
I swear that's already been drawn though
>>718641010
i love this guy's art. does he have a name?
>>718627798
I don't get it
>>718646460
he skinned her/his "spechew fwiend" and turned made a blanket. nice guy.
>>718646241
Fuck, I laughed so hard.
>>718645991
What's the name of this artist?
>>718647049
I think that's Quickhorn.
>>718643466
you got it backwards dude. if you drink orange juice immediately AFTER brushing your teeth, it tastes like shit
>>718643920
POAST THE REST
>>718647523
That's it, as far as I know
>>718647214
Thanks fam
>>718646632
>>718643920
>>718647523
>>718647702
>>718648051
>>718637623
In retrospect, comparatively to the shit Ive seen on this board over the last 10 years, this shit is relatively mild.
>>718648471
>>718634805
Thats creepy
>>718638140
Dancie babbehs have always been just babies that are dancing, a completely normal fluffy behavior of wiggling ones torso left and right.
Fluffies have always had some runt rejection stories, and fluffies called those bad babies "poopie babies". They didn't even have anything to do with color, just some congenital birth defects that made them smell wrong, and even if rescued they would grow small and sickly.
Then came the hellgremlin fans, who wished to paint the fluffies as villains and abusers as justified heroes, and they just ran with any concept that would make them hate fluffies more! The runts were no longer just rejected, they were actively shat on. And they didn't have to have anything wrong with them, it was all the mares fault, oh what horrible beings the fluffies are! And naturally if there were worst babies that meant there had to be best babies too, being even more hateable in their unjustified smugness, and so on until some hellgremlinists started saying that more fluffies were killed by other fluffies than anything else, which is itself a huge departure from co-operation being one of the main things fluffies survival was explained in the first place.
TL;DR: Baby hierarchies are a hellgremlin idea by people who want to claim abuse is justified by making fluffies evil enough to deserve it.
new thread?
>>718648266
lmao, I like how when they experience physical pain they alternate from going SCREEEEE and audibly yelling OWWIES ahaha
>>718633501
Fag
>>718649460
huh, that's fucking weird
I never really wondered or cared if fluffy abuse was justified, I just liked it because it's a safe outlet for sick fucks who want to see someone in a worst state than they are, tho maybe that's just me
I like seeing especially cruel vile shit that fluffies do to each other, it doesn't need to be justified by lore or anything. Like this sick shit
>>718640177
>>718640244
there's a page missing but eventually the huge fluffy rapes the foal dead and tears its asshole open, then mercy kills it by stomping its head, it's so depraved and it makes me hate the little fuckers even more, and that's all it needed to do imo. Maybe the big fluffy gets more share of the disgust because he's a baby raper but yeah, they're all furballs for torturing I feel
>>718641252
who this artist be? pls respond.
>>718649460
>>718650293
I hate the justified abuse fandom. It's not even abuse, it's simply "fluffy does something bad, fluffy gets punished" with all the emotional compexity of swatting a mosquitoe.
Proper abuse is breaking the innocent cuties worldview by betraying their trust and being mean for no justified reason, something the hug-friendly fluffies were never meant to deal with. That's true cruelty.
>>718651347
I don't remember, man. Sorry.
>>718643773
Humans' angers are out of place,they said.
Fluffies are innocent,they said.
We're fucked up for enjoying the torture of fluffies,they said.
>>718632388
It's true that fluffies were never meant to be an embodiment of vice. The thing is that they still ended up being just that, intentionally or not.
>>718641010
Weird, reminds me of an old Pokémon nuzlocker.
YouTube:
watch?v=mwHI9pSrxsY
>>718634509
This will always be one of my favorites
>>718637236
hey chocobro, how are you?
>>718653633
That's the simplest way to gain the attention of casuals. Kind of like how enraging news sell the best, as people are hardwired to pay more attention to things that make them angry.
I for one really prefer fluffy abuse that makes me happy rather than mad.