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Just ordered me one of these, after customization, lube, cum

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Just ordered me one of these, after customization, lube, cum tube, and cleaner; it came out to 155 dollars, anybody else order shit from bad dragon? What should i expect?
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>>718610991
Expect a broken ass
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>>718610991
Expect a large dildo.
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>>718610991
>faggot thread
fuck off to >>>/lgbt/
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>>718610991
become the next president of the usa?
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>>718610991
It will be larger than you expect. I ordered a few dildos from Bad Dragon for the first time, and they're gigantic. My first dildo was a Medium Stan and it was 4.5 pounds.
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>>718610991
post taxes if you're outside us
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>>718611780
Holy fuck, i got the medium
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>>718611956
yeah, you should train before getting one
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>>718611285
How new? December?
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>>718611768
I think I'll do that
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>>718610991
A surprisingly effective blunt weapon
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>>718612109
Im thinking late october
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>>718612104
I got the soft one, I'll tough it out, its like 7 inches of usable length
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>>718611956
Ask me anything ;3
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>>718612653
Are you cute?
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>>718611956
dont worry their sizing is inconsistent. I have a medium and xl bumble, medium is suitable for starters
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>>718610991
Expect an almost unfathomable amount of shame and misery to befall you when someone inevitably finds out about the massive red horse dick in your closet.
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>>718612731
Sadly no :c But i started working out recently so in some months yeah ;3
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>>718610991
The other Dragon dick dude
I dont like making my own custom dick cuz of the long waiting time... I buy premades on sale or flops :3 You can be lucky to get what you want for a cheaper price
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>>718612653
Have you knotted?
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>>718612816
Thank you!
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>>718613717
I knew what i wanted and its my first dildo, i have a saying "if it's an animal dildo, it's not as gay", but either way im a huge faggot
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>>718612879
Bich
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>>718611956
I'm experienced, but it was still a lot larger than I thought it would be. They jump a lot between sizes. You can't go from a small to a medium in the same dildo.
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>>718614178
I was hoping i wouldnt be able to knot it when i ordered it. I was surprised i was able to knot it fairly easy although it is twice my maximum stretch limit that i had a year ago. I have no idea how i was able to do it but it was satisfying
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>>718614394
In my opinion and experience i dont care about a persons sexual preference or fetish. We have evolved into a more acceptable and tolerant future so if its a real dick, dildo, fantasy dildo or a girl pegging you, enjoy what you like :3 Being openly Bisexual in my city gave me a lot of good friends and experiences
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>>718615322
Dubs of truth
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>>718615322
>pegging

damm that shit is my fantasy
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>>718612653
whats that purple /w yellow base one called? size?
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>>718616393
One day you will get pegged my bro ;3
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>>718612816
I own a medium bumble and it's pretty fucking sizable. Maybe not compared to the rest of their line buts definitely not for beginners
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>>718616632
That is a Medium Roland in medium firmness
It is a pretty squishy toy compared to others but it is my fav i have so far
I wish for Kippy, Tucker, Bruiser, Chance, Gryphon and Ridley... The other ones aint too interesting
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>>718612653
whats the one on the far right? Pink with black base.
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>>718616681
I would say that a Medium Bumble would be the ending/maximum size for average users/beginners. If they decide to go further than that... Well rip their ass
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>>718612911
after a certain point, what is the fun is stretching your asshole any further? like i can understand up to a point, but is the pleasure better?
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Hello johnathon
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>>718617319
Small Crash in medium firmness
I like his design and his unique knot :3
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So the medium is 7 inches of usable dick, i got it in soft, should i have gotten a mediim hardness?
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>>718617583
No i dont think so
Ill try to keep my ass away from toys bigger than 2.5 inches (6 centimetres) diametre, as that is the average maximum stretching point in my opinion. I dont practice in length since i dont feel anything special the deeper it goes, im more of a girth guy
Ive been with some dudes that couldnt even take a 1.5 inch dick
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>>718617839
It is actually very good in soft for you
Some dicks feel harder or softer depending on the design
A small Bumble in medium firm is very firm compared to a medium Roland in medium firmness
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>>718617661
Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne
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>>718612653
I wanna try sticking something soft and not very big in my butt. Only every use 1 or 2 fingers in there. Is a dragon dildo good for me?

Also how do their fuckable toys feel? I might want to get the Husky, Mare, or Sophia lizard pussy thing. tfw no fox pussy
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>>718619718
A dragon dick is like having a 4k screen so yes, a dragon dick is everyones best friend
Husky is one of the most recommended vaginas for straight guys and beginners
Sofia is a little bit rough but is great
Mare isnt too popular
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>>718620618
Husky it is!

Of the rubber dicks, the fox looks pretty hot. I like foxes and canines, so wondering if any of those are recommended
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>>718621089
Haha yes. Austin was my first toy and i highly recommend it for beginners that like canine dicks
It is an overall smooth and polished dick :3
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>>718621554
Awesome! I've been contemplating whether to buy anything for a long time now.

Now that I know what I want I just have to build up the nerve to actually order one hoping my roommates never find out. I'm chock full of paranoia
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>>718621089
i went with janine and i got the husky just to see what the difference was i used it maybe 3 times and havnt touched it since janine was just to good.
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I've got a large seadragon from there. It has a suction cup and is soft. It was a flop, so I got it for $90. Love it, but still can't take the knot, though I haven't tried very hard.
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>>718622146
dragons just really aren't my thing neaaaarly as much as canines though. I think just the fact that its husky will make me enjoy it more.
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>>718622321
Dont try too hard or you will tear your sexy tailhole :c
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>>718622625
I don't, the shaft is big enough it fills me quite pleasantly even without the knot. I'm right enough it takes work to even get the head's ridge inside
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how are the penetrable toys?
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>>718622600
Zeta has cheaper dog toys if that's what you want. They're still good quality too. I've got a Timberwolf from them.
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>>718622600
The husky is tighter than Janine
If you really want the full feral experience there is also Hazel ;3 Just get the Husky if thats what you want
Talking of no fox pussy there is a fox ass :3 (Just kidding around, just stick to vaginas if that is what you prefer to feel and not feel too gay by pounding sexy furry tailholes)
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>>718622868
I've heard they're kind of disappointing. Better to just get a fleshlight.
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>>718623063
i already have a knockoff fleshlight from utimi.
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>>718622015
Well if your mate isnt homophobic or some kind of a fuckboy then i guess you should be fine ;3 We live in an acceptable and tolerant future. If he knows you are interested in furry things or you experiment with your sexuality and he doesnt mind then its good
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>>718622868
In my opinion pretty good. I dont know why the other guy is disappointed
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>>718622974
Zeta? I'll have to check that out

>>718623029
Despite wanting a fake fox dick, I'm not actually gay lol. Even though a fake fuckhole is a fuckhole none-the-less I'd rather it be a pussy

>If he knows you are interested in furry things
HAHAHAHAHA! No.
Definitely nobody knows (besides one friend who knows its hush hush and it isn't even ever brought up). I won't ever make it publicly known either
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Am I banned?

[red] Test [red/]
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>>718623941
You sure do live a secret life dont ya? ;3
Ive decided to go openly with my sexuality and interests. Nothing bad happened yet for over 6 years. Ive had a lot of great experiences because of being open and honest ;3
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>>718623941
Zoofur.com

Only downside is that they can take a while. Unless they've improved over the last couple years.
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>>718612653
does your family know about your mental illness?
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>>718610991
May as well ask here rather than make a whole new thread; what's a recommend place for getting my first (human) dildo? I don't plan to do any anal with it, purely oral stuff.
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>>718610991
What's a cum tube? Doesn't that thing go up your ass?
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>>718625619
Meh, you don't have to worry about much in that case. Just go on the general sites and order a decently ranked cheap one.
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>>718623699
what kind do you have? I'm 7" and moderate girth.
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>>718625797
Lets you inject fluid into you straight through the cock
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Ordered Anthro Dragoness. When it's warmed up and the lube is warmed, best feeling ever. sticking my dick in it just turns to jelly the silicone hugs so well and massages. I end up fucking it pretty roughly, lasting an hour or so, it's pretty fun to go hard at it, had it for years, quality is still fantastic as I keep it pristine. Best investment ever.
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>>718610991
You can expect to be called a massive faggot and have roughly %0 chance of having a normal life.
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anyone else have large insertion pics like pic related

mostly interested in vaginal stretching personally
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>>718625619
I dislike most common sexshops due to untrusty and cheaply made dildos that contain toxic materials in them. I have no experience in pure silicone human dicks so i cant tell who is trustworthy enough. I can only recommend and trust Bad Dragon. They have The Ultimate Fantasy, Anthro Dragon and Flint as the most human looking dicks...
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>>718626335
Toypics.net

All videos of people using BD toys, just look up the female tag.
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>>718626477
daaamn

thx
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>>718625538
Yes and they dont care. I live alone and its 2017, everyone is tolerant

>>718625797
A cumtube is built inside the dildo to be used with a cum-filled syringe to lube your insides easier, simulate cumshots or to put other liquids inside of you

>>718626178
Only by the immature fuckboys and kids that think they are cool
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hey fags I pull on my cock on cam and upload it to youporn if you wanna check me out the user name is smallcocksissy, im currently uploading a video of me cuming on a sharpie and then shoving it up my ass
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>>718624741
Yeah I guess I'm a closet furfag. Just not the type of thing I think should be shared randomly
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>>718625938
I have the dragoness, its alright. Same dicksize as you, she is pretty simple in my opinion... Above me is a dude who wrote his opinion...
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>>718625883
Alright, I usually stick to Amazon with buying sex toys and the likes (mostly BDSM stuff like collars, paddles, gags, etc.). I'll just look for whatever catches my eye most.
>>718626388
Well thanks anyway, but I'd rather not start off with BD. As much as I LOVE horse cocks, I don't exactly want a big fake horse penis hidden away in my closet and I don't enjoy anal enough to use it for that (plus, BD seems fairly costly, even if you're paying for better quality). One of those things left better to fantasy.
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>>718627144
I second this.
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>>718626972
Not him but holy shit youre a fucking faggot.
>justin 'dude weed' lmao here to say its the current year three, be tolorent and except pedophiles and faggots
I am a pedo and i like to shove things in my ass i also consider to be straight. You dont see me talking about acceptance though. Id rather not be a faggy pedo like i am. Gas the kikes race war now
p.s. kill yourself furry faggot
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>>718627277
judging by all the dubs you keep getting I might have to get one
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>>718627291
I didnt mention any horsecocks in my response, i mentioned the human looking dicks. If you are a beginner and like horsedicks then get a mini Bumblehooves if that is what you wish for and try to be discreet
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