Waifu claiming thread
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The rules are very simple:
>post pics of an anime girl
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other anime girls
>mention names of people who aren't here like they're e-celebs and talk shit about them(Or you could always say nice things)
>try to find dirt on each other online
>complain because i'm calling it what it is
>Discuss art in general because piano holo likes it.
>most important: respect piano holo.
>>718568317
Wow, rude. I'll tell me therapist about you.
Best type moon claimed.
still here
and
>>718568189
i guess thats an upside sure just dont get caught
lewd doggo is good
still here
>>718568361
That does look pretty damn nice!
Where did you get it?
>>718568592
He'll probably know me already.
Apparently I have some kind of reputation among their kind.
>>718568662
Truly
Good to see you here again
>>718568387
Yeah it was wierd that they did it at all for release but otherwise they'd be game breaking
>Stealth build NC
I almost have a T15 captain on my Colorado so I'll be transferring the captain to NC when I get it, so I should take the stealth skill?
here
>>718568664
I'm pretty sure I'm in the green. I'm not visiting porn sites like my predecessor, and I'm most definitely getting more work done than him.
>>718568714
My guess is that you're getting a cut, then. Keeping the clients flowing
>>718568714
At a convention in Montreal
>>718568079
Great song, I've listened to it before but didn't know who was the artist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDWj7I6ifWQ
>>718567642
That makes more sense to me, still impressed.
>>718567588
It was just that once though.
>>718568714
You can this to your collection
>>718568814
well then thats good but b does have a good but of porn
Pan FTw
>>718568814
I could demand much more, but I guess I'm just a very selfless guy that enjoys helping others.
>>718568858
No matter what it cost, you underpaid!
>>718569134
Well, you don't really need more than one code for /waifu/, so obviously they wouldn't help you anymore.
>>718569246
I will it to my collection. Thanks a lot!
>>718569339
Lots of boredom and self-loathing, maybe?
>>718567908
I could do with another 7.
>>718569422
You said that before. It is maybe that yes.
>>718569134
They have a bunch of good stuff
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_riIwzmFJgE
Also have a sad song ;_;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRrsscA8C8M
And on that note I gotta go for a few hours
>>718569422
The whole thing cost me about 85 $
>>718569422
>You can this
>I will it
kek
>>718569249
Sure, sure. I don't go on /b/ willy nilly, I'll be fine.
>>718569422
That sounds like you to a T.
so what are the people up too?
>>718569767
alright good. would be silly to lose your job talking to us.
>>718569832
grinding tanks in world of tanks. you?
>>718568792
Hi Ruka! Good to see you again!
We have friends of the family over now, and they brought their dog! So I'll be gone for the next couple of threads probably!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd0zCwUtmiM
>>718570235
I just made some chicken wok^^
>>718570361
hey! god to see you. go give the dog the attention it deserves
>Do game with friend
>Keep getting Cits on a cruiser that was hidden by smoke, all because they decided to sit still in it, and shoot
>Just keep shooting where the shots were coming from
>Smoke cleared, and they had 1.6k HP left
That was so fucking satisfying, holy shit.
>>718570361
Quite slow at the moment though
>>718570697
Heretic
>>718569422
I don't, but I could use a new one somewhere else, I'd also like to hook a certain someone with a new code but lately I don't even bother mining anymore due to some complications.
>>718569638
Both tracks were amazing, these guys should be in a movie/vidya soundtrack already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCRnNKwCjuU
>>718569517
It is maybe why I have come here before.
>>718569662
That's not exactly a bargain, but certainly worth!
Are you a fan of the show or just in love with Shiro as any reasonable person would be?
>>718569767
Join me in my quest and be a nice person to everyone, so that one day we will live in a peaceful utopia!
>>718569832
Not being gay. You?
>>718570560
>pink
>>718570500
i dont know what that is
>>718570899
Okay, look, when the BB is LITERALLY shooting at you, AND firing torps STRAIGHT at you for the WHOLE GAME, you're eventually going to fire back so you don't die. I hit him with exactly 1 torp, and he died from the flooding.
>>718570560
Must have been a German cruiser.
These seriously suck.
>>718570851
Yea, sometimes it's nice to have something to switch to, but the waifu-gods hate switching.
>>718570899
Your own ship is always pink, dumbass.
>>718570883
eating food and being gay.
>>718571101
food from home country
>>718571244
>Must have been a German cruiser.
With the smoke and easy to hit citadel, probably a british, you can get fucking citadel hits with HE.
>>718571164
Haha I know I know, done it a couple of times before too, getting Kraken while pink is just more satisfying
>>718571423
ah fun fun
>>718570560
>Sitting still and shooting
What kind of idiot...
>>718570883
85$ includes the custom made picture frame though. the artwork on it's own was 25$ made from quality paper with obviously good ink(not poster quality)
I liked the show a lot and read about half of the first novel until I gave up. And if I'm doing being obsessed over Holo, I'm usually a bit of a lolicon, mind you.
>>718571423
Good food or gay food?
>>718571447
I got HE cits with my dd on these. It's ridiculous.
>>718571562
People who confuse invisfiring with being actually invisible.
>>718571594
doing > not
>>718571515
yes yes
>>718571601
realy good food.
No one can quite match the same level as Taiga.
>>718571244
Kek
>>718571447
Oh god, that would be satisfying.
>>718571562
The special kind.
THESE FLAGS ARE SO HIGHLY APPROPRIATE FOR ME!
>>718571594
I guess it IS a really good deal then.
Did you get me one as well?
>read about half of the first novel until I gave up
Don't tell the others, but I haven't even read that much.
>lolicon
Wew lad. I like you.
>>718571752
Yea, doing sure is better than not. You're a doer, keep at it!
>>718571784
What kind of realy good food?
>>718571875
I think Kirino can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaEoh1CDdPQ
>>718572067
wok (noodles, chicken and greens)
>>718571875
lies
Taiga isn't even a good biome
カラミチーマス
>>718572268
Are you a chinaman?
>>718571702
So idiots.
>>718571925
Far too appropriate.
>>718572067
I gave up because I couldn't read without having a dictionary next to me
because I'm retarded
so I've been reading ToraDora latel.. another loli
>>718572521
I like the size of her chest in this one
>>718572605
I would rather be a cinnamon bun
>>718572479
What are you talking about? Taiga biomes are great to lay... in.
You weaklings cannot fathom her greatness
>>718572888
Oh, I fucked her more than enough to know, thanks
>>718572665
But Taiga is a way to tsun for her amount of dere.
I don't like her too much.
Hibiki is best loli, discuss.
>>718572771
Because they get white, opaque, sticky stuff sprayed on them?
>>718573055
Don't you insult Taiga, she's perfect just the way she is.
>>718573055
wel fack you got me there man. (thats a maybe) "wink wink"
>>718573055
wrong trip...
>>718573193
She's a brat just the way she is.
>>718573205
Also I like licking off the icing.
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>>718573055
It depends at what point in the story you are. Taiga can churn out a lot of dere. Also, tsun is + for me. As long as it's not excessive.
>>718573289
Yeah... But that's what I love about her.
>>718572703
I like flat chests, and that's right around my comfort zone
>>718572564
>>718573289
maby you would like to [spoiler]lick of my glacing[/spoiler];)
>>718573443
>>718573655
that face when you remember you are on b just a tidy bit to late.
>>718570235
I'm sure that won't happen, but thanks for your concern.
>>718570883
>kys
>be nice to people
I'm getting mixed messages here, gotta be honest
I can't help but wonder why so many people in waifu like flat chests
>>718571875
>>718573193
>>718573384
It is excessive in this case though.
>>718573419
You have taste poorer than Somalia.
>>718573655
Damn, I bet that would be delicious.
I'd lick it real good until it's all gone, and then I'd just keep licking.
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>>718573915
Sorry for confusing you. You can of course kill yourself AFTER you're done being nice to people.
Only in that order it makes sense.
>>718573959
Because it's superior, obviously.
>>718574216
>>718573384
>It depends at what point in the story you are
>>718574415
Does she like it doggy style?
>>718574415
All stereotypical cutout tsundere characters are shit, to be honest.
Besides distsunyun, of course.
>>718574216
Yeah, that makes a bit more sense. That way I can always find people to be nice to so that I don't have to kill myself.
>>718574216
sounds like I need to can you over for a "chat" sometime.
>>718574568
It is not for you to find out.
>>718574661
Damn, I didn't think of that.
Maybe a time limit then?
>>718574704
I wouldn't mind some "pastry baking lessons", senpai.
>>718574635
naah.. by shitty tsundere you mean the likes of Louise Françoise. The thing about Taiga is that of Tsundere is mostly superficial. While shitty ones like Louise Françoise are rotten to the core
>>718574862
>>718575312
Kek
>>718574862
Now now, I can't have you starting to add conditions. May as well throw this whole idea out the window if we start with that
>>718575337
Bunny
>>718574862
sounds like a plan ;)
>>718575671
Stategist
>>718574216
I don't see how. So I'm into bratty girls, there are worse things out there.
>>718575159
I don't even know the one, but I assume it's the Louise that claims here.
In that case I agree, that race traitor deserve your loathing!
>>718575312
sup?
>>718575379
Okay, just the classics then:
You kill yourself, if you ever stop being nice to people.
>>718575730
Do you have some other sweet and gooey treats for me to put in my mouth?
>>718575855
Oh? Name 8 then.
>>718576282
That's going to be pretty hard. Mind if I go for a trial period before committing for the long run?
>>718576282
how about tasting my custard?
Soaking time~
By the way, my sound cloud is now showing many downloads on tracks that have download disabled. This is getting weirder
>>718576282
If we're just talking about worse things then just look at the world. Now if we're talking about worse qualities that a woman could have: Slut, homicidal, scat fetish, pee fetish, self loathing, religious, overly egocentric, deby downer (you know the type)
My cat was chasing her tail
>>718576612
Sure, try both then tell me how it was.
>>718576828
I used to make just the stuff and chug a whole cup of it, like some depraved animal.
Would you let me lick some of the spoon or suck the remains out of the bowl?
>>718577154
Share your sound cloud, so I can make it even weirder.
>>718577385
>slut
>pee fetish
>religious
>self loathing
How are these even bad?
>>718577566
Impressive.
>>718577678
""""
>slut
>pee fetish
>religious
>self loathing
""""
>How are these even bad?
kek
>>718577678
If you have to ask that then you probably haven't had enough experience (except for the pee fetish, you might just be weird for that one).
>>718577678
go for it. custard man
>>718578141
very nice watercolor style
>>718578141
That sounds like an awesome super hero.
Custard man - he sprays his enemy with custard from below his belt to immobilize them.
My favorite episode was when he saved a baby that fell off a roof by quickly filling a hobo's barrel with extra sticky custard to cushion the fall.
>>718577678
I think I'll pass, but thanks for the offer.
These threads are so fucking queer. Weebs.
>>718578830
Suck my dick boy
>>718578735
I CHOKED ON MY WATER! omg not expected.
>>718578830
something wrong with that?
>>718573959
>Tits
>>718578923
If you have a waifu then you don't deserve to get your dick sucked
>>718579179
Иди пососи, пидор.
>>718579179
Oh well, then I'll just ask someone else
>>718578830
dont get mad because you cant share the interest
>>718578923
Me first...
>>718579557
You can always go first~
>>718579179
found another one!
>>718578807
What if I dare you to do it?
>>718579119
I need to trademark this asap!
>>718579625
Haruhi a cute.
>>718579679
I've never done it before so please don't be disappointed...
>>718580000
>80000
I give my GET to Chara-claimer.
>>718577678
https://soundcloud.com/user-173120828
Noticed there's a bunch of spammers so I made them all disappear
モバイルで画像もってませ~ん
>>718580000
Quads confirm
What a nice get, you're on a roll today
>>718580113
nope nope nope
Also, don't worry, it was a joke, I don't like it.
>>718580000
she is the most a cute
how are you
>>718579926
make a anime out of it!
>>718580000
nice quads.
Claim
>>718580207
I... I wasn't joking...
>>718580257
Haruhi might use her cute to get her way. I'm fine, are you a sub or dom?
>>718580292
T-thank you!
>>718580000
respectable quads good sir
>>718579680
I think that would be unfair. So just let me be.
>>718580500
T-thank you so much, I did my best for Chara!
>>718580343
hey m8
>>718580440
didn't you get a nice set of 0000 yesterday?
>>718580440
cute and lewd~
How was work?
Do you have anything to talk to you in private?
>>718580114
How to download?
Do I need an account?
>>718580693
I'm trying to make a positive change in the world!
>>718580700
How can you say that you love her if you can't even her poop?
>>718580836
Change is bad. Mas vale malo conocido que bueno por conocer.
>>718580836
I need to enable it. You don't need an account.
I can do that for you after I get out of my bath
モバイルで画像持ってませーん
>>718581088
Sorry, I don't speak lasagna.
>>718581108
That's be awesome, I really like Chemical Colors.
>>718580722
Nice dubs!
And nope, I tried, but it takes forever to happen.
>>718580735
Work was hectic, I'm glad I'm home, but now my parents are here and they're bickering like an old couple. And there's tons of stuff I want to tell you in private, but... I'll tell you in private.
And just like that I have to go again, bye!
>>718580836
I'll eat her poop.
>serious face.
Sorry for leaving so soon again, Haruhi!
>>718581310
ah... bye Sono